The way to find the ring is just to turn the lights off, it seems. #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow

No, he **casted ** Whirl Prick!

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

@dogwelder I totally heard Whirl Prick. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

oh this movie is baaaaaad

#monsterdon

Wulfrock, whirlprick, jesus fucking christ who cares I hate everyone and everything in this movie already

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

The best cheekbones won, I guess.

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I'm just here for the grunty little monsters #Monsterdon

These are Pong level special effects #Monsterdon

Director: Now pose magically!

Actor: Like this?

D: No! More fists!

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#Monsterdon

Is that a sheep?
What a useless kid dropped the ring immediately!

We had a really good deal on rotoscoping.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Wizard down!

WIZARD DOWN!

#monsterdon

cheesy 80's special effects still better than ai #monsterdon

FINISH HIM! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Hado-ken!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Say Wulfrick five times fast

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

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These costumes are ... something.. and I love all of creature gurgle sounds..

Ah, yea, I remember now how this plays out. #Monsterdon

Whole subplots whiz by if you blink, huh..?

#Monsterdon

You can tell this movie came out a year after Purple Rain.

#Monsterdon

Wait did he literally just lose the ring two seconds after being told how important it was?? I hope this kingdom enjoys being ruled by goofy-hatted evil guy whose name I assume is Kodak the Red-eyed #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

One ring to bind... wait the moron lost it within 5 seconds? wtf #monsterdon

This is some papier mache castle shit like Trump's 4th of July display.

#monsterdon

a) wulfrick??? amazing.
b) what kind of fighting game ass stance was that, dude.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingsom1985

Did he say Whirl Prick? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

mage fight! mage fight!

#monsterdon

Oh, goodie, they were transported to a Silven glen sans maguffin and towing a walking carpet sample.

#monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

He can fire off squib effects!

#Monsterdon

Sounds just like #SpaceRaiders. 😆

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That Yeti-like thing would make a great Halloween costume. #Monsterdon

So elegant.

#Monsterdon 🧙🏾 🤺 #WizardsoftheLostKingdom

HADOUKEN

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#Monsterdon

Did he say "As you wish, whirl prick?"
#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

I mean come on, it's always the evil vizier
#monsterdon  

One of the characters has a name and it's "Wulfrick"

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He lost the ring already? #Monsterdon

I am a space cadet

The white furry guy is cutrate Chewbacca

I cannot believe it took me nine minutes to figure that out

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️ 🧙 🏰 🌲 🇦🇷 😱

Wulfrick?

Good thing they have hi-viz orange for the horses. Wouldn't want any hunters' arrows to strike them.

#Monsterdon

He lost the ring? He only had it for 2.3 seconds. Jeez this kid is the worst

#Monsterdon

Cobra-headed midgets. Why is it always cobra-headed midgets.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Gee, what a dick, the boy has just lost the ring he won seconds ago.
What an ass
#monsterdon
#WizardsofTheLostKingdom

It’s not lost, you threw it down to the ground before you were teleported away with your OwlBear. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

i don't think YOU lost the ring, buddy, i think your dad's teleportation spell fucked it up. maybe he wasn't the great sorcerer you thought he was.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingsom1985

he has chicken head

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They have nice synthetic clothing dyes in this lost kingdom!

#Monsterdon

Kid, you had one job, don't lose that ring

#Monsterdon

Teleport with some error

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Just another day in the woods...

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

@SRLevine Maybe they're the same in this universe

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

"It is the source of all my power."
gives it away
still has power

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

That's right kid, drop the wring!

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

How can he use the Schwartz without the ring?

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

wizard's about to cause the satanic panic #monsterdon

Betraying with Treachery is the most common use of teachery!

#monsterdon

He had the ring for five seconds. #Monsterdon

Look out, dime store Jafar is gonna fuck you up.
#Monsterdon

ah yes medieval clothing, with all these perfectly clean and lightweight polyesters and acrylics #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

2 seconds.
You lost the ring after 2 seconds.
Prince Dumbass

Simon says, its time to chicken out.

#monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

You Had One Job! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

isn’t that Hawk from Buck Roger’s? #Monsterdon

Gulfax just said "Hell no!" in it's language
#monsterdon
#wizardsofTheLostKingdom

I can't believe this twink is mature enough to handle such a powerful artifact .... & he drops it immediately.
#Monsterdon

Keep the ring? Surely that will end well

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

I can't stop laughing at Gulfax 😂

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Gulfax: auurrrrghhhllleaaa, this suits so fucking hot grahhhhgglele

#Monsterdon

Is that supposed to be a wizard's study or a mad scientist's lab, cause I'm getting vibes of both...

#Monsterdon

@ramsey

I don't think there's a difference

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

Lavender is the family color. #Monsterdon

That purple costume is straight out of a church costume closet from Third Baptist Church somewhere in Texas

#Monsterdon

the end of all we value, here at S-Mart

#monsterdon

DOES THE WORD RUN NOT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

"Keep this ringpop, it is the source of all my power" #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

The music cue means this is bad.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon The best way to impress a girl is to turn a gargoyle into a hideous abomination that can do nothing but writhe in pain.

Wow, that king had a lot of fillings. Truly progressive dental science in this kingdom.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

did they get these weapons from a kungfu movie set? One dude had a quandao (horse cutter) #Monsterdon

Hawk?

Beedee-beedee-beedee.

#Monsterdon

This feels like it should've been a midseason two-parter episode of Buck Rogers Season 2.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Beeeweeweeeeeeeeeeeeip.
#monsterdon

Magic is all in the wrist, TIL

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Lady Showercap is pleased #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

someone send costumes to jail! what on earth is that fucking salad headpiece #monsterdon

YOU ALL JUST BROKE CHARACTER

#monsterdon

he has the power to make men girlgasm in a very specific musical key #monsterdon

Gonna guess the writer of this went through a real bad break up just before crafting this masterpiece. #Monsterdon

That was one funny scream

#monsterdon

Dude, your girlfriend is wearing a green skullcap. Of course she was going to betray you

#Monsterdon

Sugar?

#monsterdon
#WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

lmao the king's death scream

#monsterdon

"It's all in the wrist"

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Take the really loud blue glowing ring, in case you need to page me.
#monsterdon

She would so invest in private prisons and data centers.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985