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Stab the Bee!

someone drape this lady over a table and put a dusty bowl of butterscotch and licorice on her #monsterdon

This wizard movie is truly bothersome

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Well if Akresha didn't want to get killed she shouldn't have turned into a bug

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holy shit they really wanted to pad out that scene with as much bug-stabbing as possible. I started feeling bad for the bug! #monsterdon

🎶 MY INSECT WOMAN! 🎶

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Killing the bug monster seemed unnecessarily easy. He must be playing on "story mode".
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yeah the back of that chair was never meant to be in shot

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@TerryHancock 'tis but a dream within a dream... I think #monsterdon

Not as much a movie as it is some kind of whacked out fantasy fever dream. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Far less gross than making a pass at a tweenager.

Just saying.

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You know things are bad when the Lou Ferrigno Hercules movie out-effects you.

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"We spent a lot of time making this bug costume. Make sure it gets as much screen time as possible." #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I don't even know anymore

(it's not just you)

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Simon then discovered his Ability was catching swords thrown to him.

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What is that snake? spider? turtle? thing?

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OK the bug costume is good.

The fight sequence is awful, but the costume is good.

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Okay but hear me out —

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eeeiiiuuuwww

oh hey sorry i must have dozed off and in my dream my lion blew up your reptile lady head an holy FUCK YOU'VE BEEN A MOTH THIS WHOLE TIME #monsterdon

The weedy phantom "knight" was pathetic, but now hot witch chick gonna seduce him? Just random scenes.

Kor & Colfax just wandering in woods shouting "SIMON!" is so sad, nobody will play "SAYS" with them?

Hey, dumbass wizard boy, don't take faerie drinks. See the power of black magci!

This sacrifice scene would be cool if it was attached to a plot in any way, or if the chimera(?) did anything.

Hey, a kaiju suit! FUCK YEAH!

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lol, look who you were snogging dude....

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Mothra no!

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Is that Mothera? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

The #Monsterdon comments are next-level tonight.

I’m not watching, which makes the comments even better.

#monsterdon Well, the plot seems thin and itinerant.

SImon's really got a taste for killing now.

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WTF?

#monsterdon I like how the swole lion thing can barely move. Real Karl Havoc vibe

Jim Henson's Creature Shop!... declined to have anything to do with this movie for any amount of money #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@Terencio lol smh, oh that's terrible lol

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Mothra? Is that you?

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A flying buff lion with Force Lightning?
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Wait are we watching Jason and the Argonauts now?

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I mean. What that…what…the…

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Simon falling under a Pretty Girl spell. 😬

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The flying thing's pecs are awakening something in me

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Evil wizard appears to be dressed in one of those cheap plastic table cloths from the Party Store.

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Does… does anyone know what's going on? I was wasn't watching because the seduction of a thirteen year old was giving me the kick.

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LOL Disembodied head exploded. #Monsterdon

Gonna need floatybirb for that one

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And there's a space lion now

With wings

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what?

talking heads vs Simon

I guess?

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Lion-bat and Gulfax! The greatest creatures ever!!

man, that laser-shooting morning breath is really something #monsterdon

It’s a teeth off

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What?! #Monsterdon

So if he can do all this crap, why does he need the ring? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@cherizilla the kid Simon was in Something Wicked This Way Comes; which I only bring up because I happen to have coïncidentally watched it for the first time over the summer (not that I recognized him: I found this out on IMDB [where I also learned this movie has a ·sequel· 😲 ] )

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Didn't we see this sacrifice a few weeks back?

Don't look at it, Marion!

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#monsterdon Our hero sure likes not appearing in any of the same shots as the action he's supposedly interacting with.

She's really just floating up there doing that, isn't she?

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Love that one guys commitment to playing the drums during al the chaos
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Bring the manticore bat thing back!

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Oh good. She wasn't seducing him. She was showing him a new VR game. That's more appropriate to the kid's age.

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should we know or care about any of these HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no

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#monsterdon has this secretly been the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe the whole time

The flying beastie is lifted straight from another movie.

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He says a poem and a glowing magical creature appears, pretty sure this is Visionaries.

(It actually predates Visionaries)

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"If I stop drumming, the evil magic fails! I'm the most important guy here!" - The drummer

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This is one hell of a post-nut vision
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before the catholic church and the boyscouts you really had to work at ... well ... #Monsterdon

Timeline? What timeline?
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🎵🎵fight the power, fight the power that beee… (Simon)🎵🎵

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What movie’s this?

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BITCH IF YOU CAN SUMMON AN ARCHON WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING WITH A KNIFE

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Macho griffon #Monsterdon

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OK I like lion bat guy

They really only shot like 30 minutes of new footage for this didn't they? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Simon's First Summoning

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I thought he said he had no powers outside the castle.
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The drummer has a big Gumby tattoo on his chest.

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I bet this sacrifice scene was also recycled. #Monsterdon

You have no idea, the power of the Dark Side!
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Oh, we hadn’t had a virgin sacrifice yet this movie. Good to see we’re getting it early this movie

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Kool aid in the woods served up by a beautiful brunette? Ok, if I am honest with myself, I think this would work on me.

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This is the least erotic erotica I've ever seen.

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See the power of Patrick Duffy's haircut

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The discount Pan is/was neat, but this is uh... remember Planet Earth?

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Green wine? Creme de menthe? #Monsterdon

Evil throws awesome parties.

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Mom! Dad! Don't touch it! It's evil!

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#monsterdon White smoke and people making eyes at you? This scene has "young boy wanders behind the wrong building at the renfaire" energy just seeping out

SEE THE POWER

THE POWER OF GREEN LASER

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me on school picture day #monsterdon

She fed him a Potion of Stock Footage!

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She’s medieval Elizabeth Holmes

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Temu wampa sounds like the Swedish Chef.

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Green wine, sure that sounds entirely safe

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SImon's first rave.
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Kid needs to be careful. This is how you wind up pregnant with an eldritch horror.

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Perhaps he is precocious, but given his age I should think that 'your every desire' would involve a lot fewer women and a lot more candy.

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We've got Sonya Braga at home.

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"Who are you?"
"Does it matter?"
"Yeah, sort of..."
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Ah yes, the teens long for rose petals being dropped on their heads

And being offered absynthe

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