"We are tired. So vary tired."

Same dead guys, same.

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these dead guys are probably the best characters so far. So verrrry tiredddd

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#monsterdon they were "celebrated warriors" but they're all in one big shallow grave? Not very respectful

I'm tired too movie, I'm tired too
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#monsterdon Wow, these ancient warriors sure weren't buried very deep.

It's like they just laid there and let the leaves pile up on them.

#monsterdon as good wizards, we of course will do necromancy with very little provocation

Now we have the undead? Pick a genre.
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WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE #monsterdon

I too bury my legendary warriors two inches below the soil

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The cliche's per minute on this is so bad.

Arise and prepare to do battle

#monsterdon

Wow. Full on necromancy from the kid.

Kinda feel like that'd be a villain movie, kid.

Also, as a Champion of Pharasma, I have to take you out now.

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Gee, this kid is doing necromancing? I thought his father told not to do zombie stuff
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Foxfire! Clint Eastwood is flying a stealth plane backwards into Soviet airspace! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@diazona Apparently, this isn’t evil magic.

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So, summoning spells don’t need to rhyme? I’m trying to take notes but this is all so confusing. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

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Wannabe necromancer

Footage of stock. Revive these warriors! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

#monsterdon Necromancy is ok when our side does it.

...Kid, ironic strangling by the corpse your raised only minutes ago is like the number one cause of death for apprentice necromancers :/

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Fuckin' preteen necromancer I swear ta god

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I'm pretty sure necromancy isn't on the "good magic" list

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THey weren't buried very deep.

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@arrjay I like that

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My bad. OMG COUNT BINFACE

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White wizard boy dipping into a bit of necromancy.

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I'm giving up, Gulfax is going to get referred to as Snorlax from here on out.

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Casually doing a necromancy. Four necromancies.

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Oh boy time for some casual necromancy
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baby necromancer getting off to his first undead army, how cute

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that is entirely too much leg for an adventuring outfit, Kor

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My young lad, you are supposedly a scion of white magic

You’re going to become a necromancer now??

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Here come the warriors from heck #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

I shit you not, this is one of the longest 34 minutes of a movie I've ever watched, and I've watched the Ed Wood movies. #monsterdon

Maybe it's just me, but an undead army sounds more like an evil guy's plan.

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Who TF is that guy, now..?

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Nice of Count Binface to lend his visage to the second act.

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#monsterdon kor, have you ever seen a grown man naked

@Bluedepth he makes these weird tss tsss kkkksh kkkkssshhhh noises! #monsterdon

Is it just me or does Kor shave his legs?

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@huronbikes If only!

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“No! It's Firefox! Now, go back to sleep.”

#Monsterdon

Just casually hoping to reanimate some corpses, as one does

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@davesdogmaggie I don’t know if I’d feel better on drugs but I would feel more comfortable with what I’m seeing and hearing #Monsterdon

“Writers, comng this way”. If only #Monsterdon

Necromancy! That's the answer to fighting evil!

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Gulfax is quietly singing while masturbating.

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#Monsterdon the evil Count Binface!

Pretty sure it’s FireFOX, boy.

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Looks like someone's about to heve their kneecaps bitten off

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Wait is that a knight who says "Ni?"
Lots of parallels to Holy Grail going by here.

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Simon Tries Necromancy?

#monsterdon

Is Gulfax doing what I think?

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lol, that really is one of the Knights who say Ni, isn't it?

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#Monsterdon ⚔️ 🧙 🏰 🌲 🇦🇷 😱

wait is this monster happy to have Kor's wineskin b/c it'll let him do dna on it or something?

close your mouth, kid, you're catching flies.

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Gulfax also serves as a cosy mattress

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I'd ask if that guy was in GWAR but their outfits are LIGHTYEARS better than that. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

what is anyone trying to do #monsterdon

Count Binface? #monsterdon

Ni!

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okay you cant wear that helmet unless you're doing a Monty Python bit

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My bathroom wastebasket looks like that helmet!!

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Why is the fuzzy guy RUBBING HIMSELF????
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The WRITERS are coming this way!? Draw your weapons, quick!

#Monsterdon

TIS BUT A SCRATCH

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“It must get awful lonely”

That was the movie trying to be deep

#Monsterdon

Buckethead!

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He's like that one kid from junior high whose name you can't remember. He once lent you an eraser. #Monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe sage model, I almost wish I had declined to have anything to do with this movie. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

"She likes me" yeah but she doesn't like like you #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Uh. So, in this world, they store their photos in water, and you can show others your photos just by staring into ponds.

#Monsterdon

We all *know* what you are, Simon.

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What's with all the questions, kid?
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WARRIORS DON'T *HAVE* FAMILIES, SIMON !

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@CactuarJoe

You find a chrysalis out in the woods during the winter.

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Princess Aura, there's a certain glow about her.

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Not that I know of, am I right?

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Uh Simon she doesn't even really like you that much

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As Simon awoke one morning from uneasy dreams,

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“She likes me”

Does she, though?

And do you like her? At all?

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This movie could make up for a lot if Not Rudger Hauer just shoved him into the water right now. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

have you ever been to a turkish prison?

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Shit is blowing up all over. But this dude keeps on rockin. He did a couple gigs with Ozzy back in the 80s. This didn't faze him at all.

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"She likes me. She LIKES likes me."

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"Princess Aura."

She's a He-Man character.

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Movie. What in the sam-hill flying fuck is going on.

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oh is this guy still in the movie

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I don't know what you're doin, but I know that it's wrong...

-sexMex

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Simon has learned that girls can be fun!

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Least charismatic Chosen One ever. #Monsterdon

so much dwarf abuse from this guy...

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This movie is a movie of first and only takes. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon she is a kaiju?

@me why not both dot gif

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“My insect woman” #Monsterdon

It's sad when an evil wizard mourns his insect woman

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Why bother naming characters? Does anybody care about any of them at all? Even the wookie?

#Monsterdon