... ok. #monsterdon

Hey, I was gonna eat those mice!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Simon, stop fucking whining.

#Monsterdon

Those candelabras are just... Three leg stools painted silver...

#monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

#monsterdon It's not impressive to turn someone into a mouse when the camera is pointed the other way.

Somehow I don’t think this is going to win them over.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

MICE HAVE SPINES, YOU ASSHOLE!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Listen Young Wizard Simon, it is literally ALWAYS a bad idea to cast necromancy spells in movies. This ain't #Diablo, kid!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #NowWatching

Like, seriously, these are the Magi costumes from the Christmas play that the megachurch down the street puts on every year

#Monsterdon

EAT 'EM I DARE YOU

no?

cowards

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

This guy would make a good ultra tech space alien in the original Star Trek.

#Monsterdon
#WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Mirror, mirror on my vanity…send me a wizard boy, OwlBear, and sword for hire with wine to rescue me. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

#monsterdon

Sherka is a perve!

"You have spirit"

How old is this girl? 12
14?

Shurka's Little Friend is gonna be my next band name

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@amyfou@lingo.lol If she had agency, she wouldn't have accepted a role in this film!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

KING OF THE ALUMINIUM THRONE !

#monsterdon

Real creeper this Shurka guy, huh?

#Monsterdon

Oh "good", equal opportunity creeping on children 🤮 🤮 🤮 #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

I really want to hear Aura's undubbed voice now.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Couldn't even spring for makeup around the little demon's eyes.

#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

They obviously screened this actress for her ability to stare blankly. I wonder how hard the audition was.

#monsterdon

Why is Princess Buttercup in this movie? Queen of Garbage! Of Refuse! Bow down to her, oh yes, bow to the Queen of---

Sorry, got carried away.

#Monsterdon

kiddo you gotta get some mace.

#monsterdon

Take her to my private island.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Please stop propositioning the preteen.

#Monsterdon

@trixter it's all just reaction shots of Simon
#monsterdon

This guy does not look sinister without his Jafar gear

He looks like Balky from Perfect Strangers

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon there might have been a way to make the necromancy scene more confusing and unsatisfying but I have no idea how

@sean Also I assume brush it and pick out the dead leaves.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

cool, so we raised the dead and then let them return to being dead, and nothing was gained from that. I guess when you need to pad runtime. #monsterdon

oh hello AGE GAP

#monsterdon

And now, the Princess Bride

#Monsterdon

"You have spirit. I like that!" I have a pavlovian stabbing response to that...

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Evil guy, put your headdress back on please.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Ewwwww, the creepy again 🤮

#Monsterdon

So did the kid just make that whole situation accidentally? Completely pointless.

#monsterdon

Y'all should open Wikipedia and read the Production section for this film.

#monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

#monsterdon

Convenient quicksand.

Uh, don't you think she's a little young, creep?

#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

Remember this Veterans Day, don't raise them from their grave
#monsterdon  

@amyfou I want to go to bed, too, I understand the sentiment. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

No part of this movie has inspired any feelings in me beyond loathing.

Do you think that's intentional?

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

"soldiers deserve respect"
which is why none of them appear in this film.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingsom1985

#monsterdon You know if I'd been dead for hundreds of years, I think I'd appreciate being necromanied. You know, just for a change of scenery.

Eww! Movie! No! BAD MOVIE! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Oh, no! They drowned in quicksand!

PSA: That stuff is everywhere. Be safe out there!

#Monsterdon

The wandering homeless warrior is right!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Was there not a single other tween who came to the casting call the day they chose Wizard Kid? Like, this guy was the only one who showed up and they were like “well, you can *almost* show emotion sometimes, I guess you can be Simon”

#Monsterdon

watching the corpses reanimate, lumber for like 15 meters, mumbling about how they should not have been reanimated the whole time, into some quicksand like i'm watiging for my microwave dinner to be done #monsterdon

THIS PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY FENSLER FILMS

#monsterdon

That magic spell could have been an email!

#Monsterdon

"Simon-"

SHUT THE FUCK UP

#Monsterdon

RE: https://techhub.social/@diazona/117584155679554548

His pops would be so ashamed that he didn't!

#Monsterdon 🧙🏾 🤺 #WizardsoftheLostKingdom

@trixter

They had to air out the suit between takes.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

So a giant bug thing, Akrasia, cast an illusion spell to become a sexy lady, and when she stopped being sexy Simon killed her?

Well... giant insects are bad. 🤷‍♂️

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #NowWatching

I mean I'm not surprised this kid is not good about shit like this, remember the gargoyle like (looks at clock) only 37 minutes ago‽
#monsterdon  

@north@xn--8r9a.com "I got better!"

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

So instead of 9 we get 4... Naz? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

#monsterdon my magic doesnt work outside the castle, but my necromancy works anywhere

What the hell was that? #Monsterdon

well, you tried Simon. but you gotta find the *correct* zombie motivation.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon mood

Hey, “We belong dead” is plagiarized from the Bride of Frankenstein.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Come play with us, forever and ever and ever

#Monsterdon

Didn't he cut one of their heads off?

#Monsterdon

Wizardboy seems surprised that raising the dead is creepy.

#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

Oh no, I've gotta undo the spell!

Klatu… verata…

…

Necktie!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

one zombie always saying the thing last, with lots of Sssssss. the other zombies, like, Come on, Steve, it's not funny anymore.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingsom1985

@klu9 or from this?

#monsterdon

Now start hopping!

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

Oh now Kor the Divorced is useful!

#Monsterdon

"We are lonely, so very lonely" not the script, just the writers' drunken notes in the margin #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

that’s the janitor from Scrubs and this is all a Zach Braff dream episode #Monsterdon

"Join us. Leave us be." Pick one already!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

“We are tired. So very tired. We are lonely. All so very lonely.”

These are the poorest excuses for ghouls I have ever seen or heard. They are just so bad at being undead.

#Monsterdon

Gaaabaaaa gaaaaabaaaaa one of usssssss. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

"WHO DISTURBS US?"

It's me, Aragorn

I mean Luke Skywa-

Simon. My name is Simon

#Monsterdon

I'm going to use necromancy to rise an army of undead plumbers to fix my bathtub.

#monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom

Now he's raising the dead like it's the done thing?
#monsterdon

OK, the mummies were kind of a cool efffect, but everything else is SO LAME

#Monsterdon

WE ARE VERY TIRED INDEED. #monsterdon

horny zombies...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon this kids haircut has changed at least 3 times

Oh boy, is the kid going to die now? That would make this movie way more interesting!

#Monsterdon

Kid, bad people are supposed to be the ones tempting you to do necromancy. It's a little hard to think we're supposed to root for you.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

These dead guys have the best costumes I've seen so far.

#Monsterdon

Necromancy, that’s not performed by the good magic. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

made these corpse masks out of lunchables #monsterdon

'Warriors…come out and playy-ayyyy!!!'

#monsterdon
#WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Foxfire is like Firefox it takes a bit of time to start up #Monsterdon

at least they are appropriately bitchy for the recently raised.

#monsterdon

Me too zombies, me too
#monsterdon

🎵It’s close to miiiidnight…

#Monsterdon

Bingo!

#monsterdon
#WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

"We are lonely. We're tired. We're horny. JOIN US."

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Oops, all zombies!
#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

"We are lonely, so very lonesome"
Stranger danger!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

sweet and spicy snack cones are open! #Monsterdon