Isn't it great how we are constantly seeing other places and times? It's not confusing at all.
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and Simon, may the Schwartz be with you. #monsterdon

Ballsacs?

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They are the knights who bare a strong resemblance to but nevertheless are legally distinct from the knights who ostensibly say...ni.

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Now bring him back from the dead son he can fight for you!

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We almost got a good shot of Kor’s undercarriage.

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@arrjay I think it was mentioned in the beginning

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Oh no! There's a giant on another set on a different day of filming!

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HIt him with the ol' Oxyclean Bolt.

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Chunky wooden nunchucks
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"They never learn do they those slimy idiots" you mean the people that financed, produce, wrote, and directed this thing? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Skydon's back?!?

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

OMG, big goblin!!! I love him!!!! #Monsterdon

That's a big Gorn.
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The fastest way?

Why, follow the yellow brick road!

#Monsterdon

Oh, like this movie has been interested in the fastest way to do anything.

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The knights who say ni!

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Ni! Ni!

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I wonder what King Tyler is up to?

..oh

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@kcarr2015 🎉

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Is... Is this soundtrack from Krull?

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Meanwhile, in Little Big Man…

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Wait. He's a hobgoblin? His costume is like two colors away from David the Gnome.

And if his magic doesn't work outside the pink rocks, what the fuck did he think he was gonna do against Shulak or whatever his name is?

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#monsterdon This sequence has music that features .... a ringing phone? Don't do that.

Hurry, the power of comprehension is fading!

(j/k it was gone like 40 minutes ago)

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He brought nunchucks to a horse fight.

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So, what movie are the bird-helmet raiders from?

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The power of good is gone #Monsterdon

GIve Kor more wine. #monsterdon

Visions... almost of another film? #monsterdon

Gee I wonder how this movie feels about women #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

You don't..... Look like a hobgoblin.

"I have a thyroid condition."

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Forcefield.. I mean "magic wall"...
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The good thing about dying is you get to leave the movie.

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Meanwhile in yet another movie #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

We represent the Lollipop Guild, and we are issuing a cease and desist for this horrible misrepresentation.

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okay but what's going on tho

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"The power of good is fading!"

The film must end, or evil will win!

#Monsterdon

The power of good is fading? Quickly, fetch me five teenagers with attitude!

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this is the toy merchandising tie-in isn't it.

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Kor, I've heard of him!

He's standing right there kid!

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"His magic doesn't work outside of the pink stones" aka WeHo #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

SchlitzVeit!

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I wonder is that little gnome wizard guy a member of the lollipop gang?

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Why is he pouring wine from a vinegar cruet?

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Magic in this land sure has some strict limitations.

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#monsterdon "Well, there's one good thing about last night"

"What's that?"

"It happened yesterday"

Haha you always know the perfect thing to say, Kor

#monsterdon

Now we start using song lyrics.
"Yesterday's gone"
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.

Who was the writer again?

And then Kor drinks all the wine. the end. #monsterdon

Wait, why doesn't the big hero guy have pants?

Also I love Radagst 🍂🍂🍂

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Hey I have a wall that can make random flashes of light too, does that mean I'm a wizard

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Cheering garden gnomes now. What the heck #Monsterdon

The red-nosed little elf guy is a moonshiner, such a stereotype! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

We can't afford color for the wine. Sorry.

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You ever just been standing on a table telling everybody how good the wine is?

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Bo is an amazing mime.

#Monsterdon

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It's the force field of ultimate stupidity.

Getafix is on the scene

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good value, 10/10, no notes. Thanks 💜 #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Let the drinking begin!

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The Gnome Wizard has. A magic wall that turns people into bad mimes.

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Oh. So that's what an invisible wall looks like. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

This white wookie is totally useless till now
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Yeah, this is the kind of film that would have a gnome skipping in place, huh.

#Monsterdon

In oblivion you could totally reason with these guys

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Is this Madame Razz's house?

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A gnome with a fake beard, being threatened by Sleestax wannabes ... What a world, what a world.

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@Taweret nobody else knows, they just go "that furry.. thing" #monsterdon

Like 90% of the inhabitants of this world are short and wearing masks

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jesus that house set wouldn't mass muster at enchanted village

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He looks like the failed clone of the janitor on Scrubs
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if Werner Herzog directed this that room would have been full of mice #Monsterdon

I feel like there's a bit of Star Wars inspiration in the music

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It’s the seven dwarfs’ cottage #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Warrior dude is the master of the inspirational speech.

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Today *is* improving Korr, the movie is about half over.

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Random Fairy tale encounter is rolled.

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Rare to see Viashino in the forest. #Monsterdon

The only way any of the plot of this film makes any sense is if you've seen a whole bunch of other films and you can fill in the gaps in the cliches and tropes.

#monsterdon

Kor has turned into a motivational speaker?

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it's a gingerbread house!

what in the candyland #monsterdon

Didn't Simon say his magic only worked in the castle? Now he's, like, multi-casting left and right...

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I've really been trying to think of a good joke about the shag carpeting character but so far nothing has been funnier than just looking at it

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The Bleached Wookie

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"And you know what the key to a great day is, Simon?"
"What?"
"Wine. Fortified, ideally."

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Yeah save it for the motivational poster Not Rudger Hauer. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Every time I think this movie can’t disappoint me further…

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Bold talk by a man wearing a bedazzled nacho bowl on his head.

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"...well there's one good thing about last night."
"What's that?"
"I got a great deal at Holiday Inn."

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No, there are no good things about lat night in this movie, ever #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Stop it! Stop it! Do you know how had it is to get mice guts out of a carpet runner?

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Squeek! 🐁

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"I'm sorry about last night"

NOPE DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT IT

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@socketwench tempt me with a good time, off to search #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

this medieval villages drycleaners must have done like a multigenerational marketing campaign that convinced everyone that going 20 minutes without laundering your clothes is how disease spreads #monsterdon