Puppet's courtesy of Peewee's Playhouse

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Awww, somebody's R/C plane just got eaten #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

...What was any of that supposed to do?

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They spent all their money on the spider lady and had to get that dragon head from an educational toy store in the mall.

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#monsterdon The flying lizard sounds like an RC plane.

But why? Why would it make that noise?

That is stupid.

lol, wtf is that? A bat-lizard?!

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So we meet again my little wizard.

This guy still creeps me out.

The shrieking green fruitbat and the big lizard and There's Always A Bigger Lizard.

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idiot bug flew straight into the dragon's mouth

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Hand puppet, sure.

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They're not every trying to make the wings flap on the rubber "bat"

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what in the turtle bat rex

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i wonder who in props found that toy and at what dollar store? it's way too welll executed to be something this crew made.

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Anyone else feel like they've been in this cave before in another movie?

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It’s a Scyther attack! Quick, use Fire! #Monsterdon

For someone worried about someone who is being harmed, he sure isn't moving quickly.

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Nah, Aura's never gonna show herself to you, Simon #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Jeez, rando soldiers, you killed his wife, of course he picked up those... uh... nunchukas and went berserker!

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@LingLass singing in public is one of the most common fears of humans #Monsterdon ⚔️ 🧙 🏰 🌲 🇦🇷 😱

this is an EXCEPTIONALLY brightly lit set of caverns.

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He's Aura-farming.

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Sir Buckethead is probably questing for a shrubbery.

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Simon searches for a gullible though ethically dubious way out of this.

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Oh nnnnnnni! :ohno: #Monsterdon

Every time Shakira watches him, does he just barely miss seeing Kor?

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Everyone is a music critic.

So much for karaoke

Help me Simon, you’re my only hope.

Fuck this movie.

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Kor? Kidnapped by Count Binface? Say it ain't so. #monsterdon

"help me Simon you're my only hope"

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But with a fear of musical theater #Monsterdon

@yatsu wish the kingdom had stayed lost #Monsterdon

(singing) My little wizard, my little wizard! Ah-ah-ah-ah!

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Helmet guy that captured Kor looks like he should be screaming "IGNORE ME" #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

help me, simon!

help me!

help me, simon!

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#monsterdon Things that read like a threat, actually. seriously though the Russo/Norwegian/Wherever early film fantasy scene was nearly charming.

Perfect scene. It would have only been improved if they had the license to Tubthumper.

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Fun Trivia:

The working title of this film was "Lame of the Rings"

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That was it? The whole Suicide Cavern was one ghost?

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the jean helmet. the jelmet.

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Ni!

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Now we have the Phantom Menace
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OMG. He had a past gig as a karaoke singer, and now he has scared them away with his bad singing.

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Is that a knitted helmet?
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A bit of Faith? Is she Aura's sister?

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They ripped off the cave/faith scene from The Magic Sword for that one #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

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I guess we might as well sing at the ghosts in the suicide cavern because.. WTF?

Weird how many people are scared of cheesy special effects.

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The singing made me leave too

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Seriously, what is it with the voices of the ghouls and ghosts in this movie? It’s like the actors just didn’t give a shit.

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You will be visited by Three… no, four… no, five spirits.

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Ok, I do like the “sing your way through fear” idea

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The best defense is not a good offense, it is SINGING

wut the F

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Ghosts don't like bad singing. Good to know.

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Disney’s Haunted Mansion #Monsterdon

are they trying to repel ghosts with karaoke?

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So, the dwarfs send them to the suicide pit while keeping the useless white wookie. seems fair
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i wish i had gone for a walk.

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#monsterdon Yoda is going to be so disappointed in how poorly they do in this cave.

Who holds a sword like that?

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GRANDMA!?

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hey wait this is just the four warriors in WHITE

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Meanwhile in movie 5(?) #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

It's the ghost of King Diamonds yet to come! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

“Fruma Sarah, Fruma Sarah,

PEARLS PEARLS PEARLS!!!”

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That ghost is leaning real hard on the (dramatic music)

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will you SURVIVE the night in Haunted Mansion

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Cover his mouth with the fake mustache so we can overdub him with the same voice actor that we use for every little person in this movie.
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Oh no, it's the ghost of Christmas past!
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It knows what scares you. Ghosts basically.

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#monsterdon [concentrating very hard] so they met an autumnal Tom Bombadil who lives in a plywood gingerbread cottage where it's always winter

Oh, damn- Haunted Mansion knockoffs!

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Hey, guys. Don’t go into the cavern—it's suicide!

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You know, “fastest” isn’t “best most reliable”

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Gulfax holding their bag with their teeth because they're feeling wacky today

Also the gnome has an FTL communicator and can get Gulfax the fuck off this world, ...finally
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So, he's on house arrest?

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"Suicide Cabin: y'all come back now, ya hear"

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@CactuarJoe Near Red Rock?

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This place is strong in the Dark Side.

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the Suicide Cavern sounds nice. #monsterdon

Seriously. Bring back pan flute guy. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Why the heck can the white creature not come?

There’s been 100% more chemistry between Simon and the big white thingy than between Simon and the princess

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~Snorlax~ Gulfax is the evolution of Linus' blanket.

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The Suicide Cavern. Which came first, the name or the suicides?

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THE BIRDS ARE EVERYWHERE

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@cocaine_owlbear HE SAID BALLSACKS

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this is furball and gnome's chance to escape this movie relatively unscathed. will they take it?

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"if you survive we will join you" now here go through the suicide cavern #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Just make sure you only need us if we can stay in the pink stones
OwlBear is abandoning you, good luck. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Gulfax is gonna stay and hook up with the weird gnome.

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Wait, why do they need to seperate Carfax?
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@cocaine_owlbear Nothing in this makes any sense.

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He said "Galfax" but I heard "ball sacks" and I may never stop giggling.

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I thought his name was Carfax, shit.

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If you survive we will join you. Otherwise... bummer for you!

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The kid is out here turning everything possibly interesting in this movie boring

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"gulfax must stay here while you face it. Gulfax and I have an... arrangement."

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"We'll join you later, when you need us most!"

Five minutes AFTER the climactic duel <3

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