what in the everloving fuck is going on #monsterdon

Kor is only the Destroyer because literally every other warrior in the kingdom is an incompetent boob.

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oh no what no why oh no oh no what the heck

I guess they couldn't afford the rights to Yackety Sax.

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He Marco Polo’d the cyclops

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Why the other Ni Knight was just watching?
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This is why we have more than one eye

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He used Sun Salutation!

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Now it's a Benny Hill episode?

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#monsterdon wife of count binface wears a bow on her bucket

Marco! Polo! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Kor had hours to come up with a taunt and all he could figure out was "ashes to ashes, dust to dust"

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undercranking? LITERAL UNDERCRANKING?

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This, randomly, is the comedic action sequence

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That’s all it took? #Monsterdon

Don't blink cyclops, youll miss im!

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Haha guy runs into tree so funny haha now movie good

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...That was supposed to make us sad, right?

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Another sword in a tree omg yes!!!!

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Oh Jeez, don't walk BACK into Suicide Cavern!

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@CactuarJoe I love using the environment to stick him next to a shrub for comedy, but yeah everything about shot composition is ass.
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Fat-Shaming!

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#monsterdon So, why does the cyclops knight of Ni even want Kor to marry his sister?

He's a wandering fighter with no riches or title, right?

"What are you gonna do?"

Oh, something stupid no doubt.

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POCKET SAND!
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"get out of here as quickly as you can."

okay. *turns off computer*

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"Mmmm! Man Soup!" #monsterdon

Quick untie me, this branch is tickling the shit out of my nose

-Kor

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I wonder how they chose between Jerry Reed and Bo Svenson?

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That was a long walk for that marinade dad joke.

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so is that friar with an i or fryer with a y because it's friday and i'm a strict catho

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@SRLevine Well, it may be the best line in the movie.

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“Do I marry you, or do I marinate you?”

I think this entire film was created around that one line.

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In the land of the plotless, the one-eyed man is.... checks notes....comic relief?

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And now we know why his helmet was so big.

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Simon's a magic man, not one for knots.

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That branch should win best supporting actor in a comedic role 😂🤣

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Fuck, kill, or marinate?

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Cyclops, hm

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Dude, you live in a fantasy land. Marry the ugly woman and be faithful to her, she’ll turn beautiful

It’s literally in so many tales

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How is it the fastest way to the castle is through "Suicide Cavern"? Can't Simon just walk back the way he came?

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Honestly

That kid is in poison ivy. OUCH!

Only you can prevent forest friars. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

The good friar or the good fryer? I guess it depends on his answer.

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Twin sister, look at him..
That’s so rude #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Buckethead is a cyclops!

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Do we need thrice an act reminders that the antagonist is looking for the ring?
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The knights are right, fresh Korr soup is much better than from the can.

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@jonny

Prestidigitation is a 0-point cantrip for wizards....

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well that explains the helmet.

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oi, be nice to the Knights Who Say Ni!

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PUT THE JELMET BACK ON

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Everybody knows Count Binface, Simon. #monsterdon

Kor always has a branch in his face

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Didn't know WHO? Did we cut a scene here somewhere?

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Shrubbery Shrubbery

NI!

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Yep, he's totally looking for a shrubbery, And then he will cut down the tallest tree with a herring

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I do like that they put Kor’s face right in a tree #Monsterdon

Why do you have a giant trashcan fire?

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yeah that's what to bring up right now

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Footage of the production crew burning the rushes in an attempt to stop this thing from being made #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Kid Wizard seems to have misplaced his sword. Over/under on him suddenly having it again when he needs it?

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Why are you wearing my trash can?

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OMG COUNTESS BINFACE

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DIRT ON CLOTHING CONFIRMED LOAD-CELL SPECIFIC: when the characters leave the texture load area and enter another part of the map, dirt on clothing is unloaded

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oh no that binface's cloak is dangerously too long

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Whenever I don't know how to feel the SCORE tells me.

Looks like Bo’s back on the menu boys!

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<whispers> he's got chicken head! </whisper>

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Is that servant's name....Merkin??? Did I hear that right?

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"We're running out of dwarves"

Ok, we can all turn our computers off now.

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"We're running out of dwarves" has to be whole reason for making this movie.

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This evil wizard guy is a crack people manager. #monsterdon

And once again the plot just kinda stutters to a stop.

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Buckethead!

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Did they just call that servant “merkin?”

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Well maybe if the dwarves wouldn’t taunt him they would last longer!

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Loved the dragon eating the bat.

Oh fuck you, movie.

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Pretty impressive how well he lost that ring because it looked real obvious when they showed it
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Another munchkin down.

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Is this guy inspired by Evil in "Time bandits"?

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they even made the bottom of the capelets exactly zigzag, not understaning that zigzag edges were shorthand for 'old, torn' and if it's tidy zigzag it makes no sense

It's the great circle of life.

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Dracarys CHUMP #Monsterdon

He just did his Saturday Night Fever pose

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you'd think they find some people...taller to help find this item.

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I don't trust this little person with the beard whose lips I can't see move. 🤨

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RING ME !

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This is what happens when you mix Time Bandits with cocaine.

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@neia fortunately, our protagonist is neither a wizard nor wise

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I knew there more dwarfs #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

@moira Help me, Simon, yeah! Get me outta this film!

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Sooooome-BODY must know of the HIDING place they put the ring there's GOT to be someone who will kno-ow

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Singin' away the ghosties
As one does

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Darth Helmet!
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Dinosaurs?

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