Gulfax is back!

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Based on your facial expression, I'd say you're really Linea the Mistress of the Dank Weed.

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Taste the rainbow 🌈
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Muahahahaaaaaaa

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Don't cross the rainbow bridge! It's a trap!

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"I have tested your manhood."

Uhhh, not yet you haven't. That's for the X-rated sequel

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OH THEY ARE GOING TO CROSS THE RAINBOW BRIDGE !

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It's the shortcut to Studio 54. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Oh fuck, they are going to cross the rainbow.

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She's tested your manhood

😬 😬 🤪

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You call that a test?!

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We're gonna need a bigger boat #monsterdon

I really hope that the water is just weirdly silty

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you have tested his what

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what the f

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ah, the titular spirit

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"I have tested your manhood"

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Kor is not a strong swimmer.

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Time for a finding spell, Simon. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

I may be belaboring the point, but that water is either poopful or Yoohoo!

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Augustus Gloop's in there already, he can help her #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

You rule what? Axe hole?
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ok I guess noone coached Kor on safe jumping into water postures

nevermind, let him go over the waterfall. or better yet, what if Simon jumps in after him and they both go over the falls.

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Oompa loompa doopity doo..

This would be a good time to review the signs of drowning

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Gross. Stop it.
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I admit I’m checkkng the progress bar. 16 minutes to go. #Monsterdon

Oh no, the Evil Vizier does Coup party is doing a coup against me, who could have ever thought that would happen‽
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was that uhhhh

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A rainbow!

How many bet this is an illusion?

Kor's got all the grace of a... Well, a middleweight hack actor in a bad movie, actually.

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oh my god not another person crying for help. has Kor got a curse on him that he has to help every single person who cries for help or like what.

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this movie has had a spectacular number of things happen in it for it only being an hour in, if only any of them related to one another #monsterdon

C'mon Simon, just do some magic shit and get this movie going, for #monsterdon sakes!
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is this willy wonka's chocolate river?

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Swim Agustus! Swim! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Good grief, I think the sexy Evil Queen Udea is #BarabaraStock from ChiPs!

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Simon saw a rainbow and knew he had found his new home.

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@dogwelder I heard “Ass Home.” The Kingdom of Ass Home.

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You didn't suspect anything when the guards were wearing his uniform style, right?

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"I will not have you manhandling my servants!" <Skerka chokes her> "Yes daddy I like that!"

"We're running out of dwarfs!"

"You said you didn't know him!" "He's my ex-fiance." Actually the monster chick is kinda cute. Most adventurers I know would at least date her.

And now, goofy comedy music fight. That might've been the worst skit in this "movie".

BROTHERS!

Skurka is a Mens Rights advocate, & practices hypnosis & negging, the REAL black magic.

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The green queen is consumed by jealousy? #Monsterdon

Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!

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oh god Simon's gonna have them traverse the rainbow isn't he

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#monsterdon Trucksartist is barreling the camera way too much for my liking

OH WOW DOUBLE RAINBOW
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JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

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I... guess that was supposed to be dramatic? #Monsterdon

"It is I who rule asshole sorry Axeholme!" #monsterdon

That’s what you get for wearing a green skullcap, lady

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"I have a way to end my troubles" Yeah. It's called Gin. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Kid if youre mad about him lying to you save it for his intervention.
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Traitorous guards 😬

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Oh great, Shurka's a pickup artist 🤮 #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@strangefour

silt in the water

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Until such time as you grow... _weary_ of her...

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Udea really should have stabbed Shurka in the back a moment ago

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Shurka's Queen must be GREEN <-- Hudeah or whoever she is

lady as long as you are wearing a salad you don't get to govern shit #monsterdon

...Axe-hole? The kingdom's called Axe-hole?

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Did she say "It is I who rule, Asshole?"
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Oh come the fuck on, movie, enough with the chomos!

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Shurka is not good at this whole “cheating” thing.

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I'm sorry you rule WHAT

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Hypnosis ✅

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Circus queen?

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What waterfall is this? Is this in Australia?

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omg that was amazing and inspiring, so much better than the rest of the movie before it!! Sorry, I was just transferring my laundry from the washer to the dryer, did I miss anything? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

shurka hypnotizing his bride like the villain from Castle of Cagliostro.

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Niagara Falls. Slowly I turned. Step by step ...

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Wait, he is a Prince of Amber, and this is shadowwalking?

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@davesdogmaggie I worry we would not have believed it

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Is… is that a poop waterfall?

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#monsterdon Mmmm.... Chocolate.

#monsterdon pocket sand. Sh sha

It's the famous Chocolate Falls!

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well, we can't traverse the art

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That was supposed to be a warm fuzzy touching moment

🤮

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Don't try to be sentimental, movie, you can't pull that off

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Oh the paternalism

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@diazona If only we’d known.

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@amyfou@lingo.lol Wunza washed-up warlord
Wunza whiskerless wizard
Together they fight crime Shurka

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now kiss and make up

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literally had to read the line off a cue card

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@amyfou No spoilers! You're totally spoiling the next scene.

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#monsterdon either the cyclops bride gag was sort of tolerable or my brain is hemorrhaging and I'll be dead soon. Pretty good news either way

"they live forever"
something like this movie, which doesn't seem to have an ending.

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@davesdogmaggie That should have been a drinking game

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I just would like to say this is quite possibly the best script-writing on earth. #monsterdon

Now THAT’S a moat!

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What was going on with that warrior that couldn't swing a sword?

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"What's the matter?"
"I'm doomscrolling on Twine-ter."

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@jadebees

But they could afford James Horner!

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Hell hath no fury like a cyclops woman scorned...

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#monsterdon Lol well, that shuts me up

Was that a Benny Hill retreat? #Monsterdon

i take engagements seriously, you asshole!

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[ cringe intensifies ]

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Women! Am I rite? :3

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