It sounds like this soundtrack got a second life in a better movie

I'm glad, it was well deserved

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That rainbow bridge does not look stable.

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@crowbriarhexe it insults us with its existence

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okay, so where did the queen *go*?

where's the Phantom Zone of this movie?

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Praise Shad! I mean, Death stalker, I mean Colwyn, I mean Korr, I mean...

What movie is this again? I'm pretty sure it's not Wrath of Khan....I think.

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@paco

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

But sir, it IS broken!!

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Execution at dinner...so gauche

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shurka: some of you MAY die, but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make

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Are those guys wearing collanders?
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the castle turrets have mini-circumfera

He magicked them into a rotary saw blade

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Shurka realizes that he’s vaporized so many of his own men that his remaining army is no match for a gaggle of children.

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Exit queen and munchkin.

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hahahahah, i need a gif of that dude being so disappointed that Evil Queen has escaped.

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The gate guards do know what halberds are FOR, right?

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@amyfou Much like chinchillas, they probably like dust baths. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

practically circus music

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Wait- did he just kill the queen? That was it?

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I mean we were promised chaos...

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@cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza It was a very short scene

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Yeah Kor, teach the kids to kill and stuff
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I can't even think of a funny way to put it, this thing is just shit #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

And now the cast of Oliver is released #Monsterdon

I feel like the production team went, ahh they can just wing it during the sword fighting scenes...

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Lord of the Flies!! #Monsterdon 🧙🏾 🤺 #WizardsoftheLostKingdom

I will never be able to wrap my mind around the fact that Roger Corman was a mentor to some of the most famous directors of the 70, 80s, and 90s. #Monsterdon

Ooooh, bad cut between scenes in this copy.

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why did those four men just synchronized-dive into the dirt?

Casual war preparations

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"at last we meet"

snarky comment

"seize him!"

Sooooo formulaic.

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Is this the Battle Beyond The Stars music, AGAIN?? Are there any movies it's not in? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Where did the random children come from and why?

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THwow him to the gwound! Tweat him vewwy wougwy!

This chase scene is the French farce part of the film.

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This should work out about as well as the Children's Crusade

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what the ewok

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Tomorrow I'm going on a quest to throw this entire movie into Mount Doom

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And Kor the Conqueror throws babies at his foes.

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and finally, the moment we've all been waiting for, everyone is staged, let's have all hell break loose.

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This needs Benny Hill music
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Great job seizing right there

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Didn't we already do "At last we meet"? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

I bet Loki and Shurka share the same Hatter

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everybody in this film is shirkin' and that's assuming they're even workin' hard enough to shirk

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The evil guy is having so much fun. He should be in a better film. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon given that he's basically had no difficulty doing magic all movie I assume he's about to go full Elminster now that he has the ring

"Before I become too festive ..."

Too late.

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Try not to lose the ring this time,kid
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@cocaine_owlbear James Horner is giving this movie his characteristic "all". #monsterdon

“All will look on me and despair”

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I don’t think that’s a ring you wear on your finger, Simon.

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Now I can In The Darkness Bind Them!

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#monsterdon Gulfax grunts Grunts GRUTS for the entirety of the scene

Glad Gulfax was there to swat that gnome

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Uh oh! Says the dwarf, staring into Gulfax's crotch..

I see your schwartz is as big as mine

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*runs right into wampa junk*

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What timing #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

"If you love magic so much, why don't you marry it?"

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Oh good, the teenager has a magic nuke.

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Noooo Sauron will see you!! #Monsterdon

Weren't we clearly informed Gulfax had to stay behind?

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with this ring i thee DEAD

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@dogwelder he gave Simon a hug earlier. hugs are important.

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Oh right there was a ring

I forgot

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A BOY AND HIS RING

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Wait are those the captured kids all grown up?

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jog his memory Gulfax.

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"I have tested your manhood."
Hey lady this is a family program.
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quietly creep through the castle

is this a plan or did they just run out of microphones

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10 minutes, only 30 more side quests to go.

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missed the one boob, was daydreaming about the cyclops lady with the great personality #Monsterdon

Apparently Simon also studied lock picking.

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I wonder what magical ring is doing right now?

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Not too hard, Kor, Corman needs to re-use this set next week.

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@RobynGoodfellow accurate

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Hey wait a minute, why didn't they just get there the same way as Golfslacks?? It's clearly faster #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

How did Gulfax get there ahead of them? Wasn't he supposed to be ...

Forget it, Jack. It's #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"No, just sweaty palms, why?"

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Is that the first time the fuzzy guy actually did something>?
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Are we just going to forget about the whole scene where he jumped into a raging river to save a naked woman? Like, he did that, she disappeared, and now here we are, as if that had nothing to do with the movie at all.

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Not a bad right cross, bit of a sucker punch tho'

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@apLundell I thought sirens hung out on rocks. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Oh come on, this music is clearly Prokofiev influence. The first few beats are most assuredly
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Just duck into the next set.

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Yay! Ballsacks is back!

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@trixter

Wait, this is a Woke Agenda movie? I'm outta here!

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Gulfax took the easy road apparently
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... but without the gnome, apparently.

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Gulfax is here to dry you off from that river traversal.

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#monsterdon No, Kor: There's Candiru fish! #wizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Gulfax! (it took that long to have the suit dry cleaned)

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Oh thank god, the ambulatory carpet sample is back.

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@sean they'll be fine as long as they watch out for turtle shells

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Now we have mermaids granting wishes?
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