Ok, Skydon, you’ve earned this rampage.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonPreshow

These actors are all so cute. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

@Lazarou

Didn't work on him, either

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

OMG, now they're going to attach a propeller beanie to it! He'll fly off like Doraemon, #Monsterdon #Ultraman

OMG this is hilarious. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

It's like trying to pill and overweight cat. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Ultraman wearing himself out on the Kaiju's hard outer shell, the ankylosaur ain't budging

#Monsterdon

Expendable third jet crew....

#Monsterdon

Of course they're going to lasso that giant thing out into Space with a jet plane, that's exactly how Physics works

#Monsterdon

"Hey kids, this is what our cities looked like after WWII....here's some gentle music.."

#Monsterdon

aw lil' guy just wants to take a nap

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonPreshow #Ultraman

This scene is so cute. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

"Skydon" is such a straightforward name. "Don" is a typical ending for a kaiju name, but "don" is also the Japanese sound effect for something heavy falling. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

Ah! Kaiju! We must endanger ourself to sufficient degree to attract Ultraman!

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonPreshow

Mighty Morphin' Pleather Rangers. #monsterdon #ultraman

In 1984 I had just moved to a new city and had no friends and not much money.

So the only luxuries I had were going out on the weekend to eat Chinese food and go to movies.

So I saw a lot of movies in 1984-85. Most anything that wasn't blatant horror. Anything SF, of course. Also a lot of teeners. Good year for teeners.

I don't think I saw "Wizards Of The Lost Kingdom" though. I did see "The Warrior And The Sorceress."

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonPreshow
#Ultraman

Their workplace is far cozier than mine.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonPreshow

Snow, rain, businessmen, fireballs

y'know, random things falling from the sky

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonPreshow #Ultraman

"Things are always falling to Earth from the sky" sums up much of this series

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonPreshow #Ultraman

@Lazarou That hurts my eyes.

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou

It's why I personally will be using the hashtag #4BoobAlert

#Monsterdon

Coming up on time to "enjoy" some #Monsterdon 😎

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom (1985) #monsterdon stream countdown started on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

Anyone know of a good web based fedi client that will auto scroll updates. I would like to let #monsterdon wash over me like being taken by a series of storm swells

#zoottootin

Another fun #monsterdon with you all!

oh thank fuck it's over. this must be what it really feels like on the SOL after a movie.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

They couldn't even afford a cameraman who knows how to film a dude walking into the sunset.

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Thanks, all. That was terrible. 🤣😂🤣🍿🍿
#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@kcarr2015 Hey, don't look at me, I voted for The Visitor! More mind boggling, but not quite as insulting to our intelligence.

Almost, but not quite.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Thanks @Taweret for hosting & y'all for posting!

And to the Lost Kingdom, next time... STAY lost!

#Monsterdon

Oh thank god it's over. None the less thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting. Have a great week out there Beautiful Mutants! #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Well, Simon and the princess doesn't look very happy.
And why the villan monster hechman is with them?
#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostKingdom

#monsterdon they're keeping the tiny evil gorilla man?

And so, Kor fucked off into the hills.

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Is there a romance or just friendship between the OwlBear and not Ewok? #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

This has ending vibes..? Maybe..?

#Monsterdon

'platitudes' would have been a better title, I am thinking

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why does Kor get top billing, the man didn't even show up till like 20 minutes in.

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My money's on Golfslacks eating both of them in a coup #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

This feels like it should have been an Adventure Time episode.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

"Good luck son."
And Vidal Peterson was never heard from again. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000
Well... Halloween is over so we're back to the whims of the voters! 😖😆

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #NowWatching

Maybe our real friends are the ones who DIDN'T vote for this movie

#Monsterdon

Let's shake left hands so we don't have to restage the scene.

#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

"That somebody is already within ourselves."

PARASITIC TWIN???

#Monsterdon

"good king" ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hazzzzzzzzz

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Kor’s captain obvious truisms

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#Monsterdon

Final Renn fair dance party.

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The dialog in this movie... WOW

You’re crying!

#Monsterdon

“If that someone is already within ourselves”

Ok, Boomer dad. Way to shirk your responsibilities

#Monsterdon

Ooh, the ring gives him twirly powers!!

I guess they work better against devil-shaped powers.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon ⚔️ 🧙 🏰 🌲 🇦🇷 😱

Kor. Dude. Quit it.

Anyone that "feels they need" Kor has much bigger problems #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

no longer needed anywhere rly

we all need someone? no. we don't need you.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Ax-home? Acksome? Aksme?

#Monsterdon

I suppose when it comes to radiation,

'if you're seeing blue, your time is due.'

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon impressed with the man in Black's fall.

Fireballs!

For his next trick, Simon brings back their dead ancestors and forces them to serve in the castle.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

Yeah yeah, killed him with Deflecting Swat, like who hasn't done that 9_9

#Monsterdon

All hail Prince Sparkly Ring!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Wizard battles are always so suspenseful

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

When did he find the ring?? #Monsterdon

Someone earned their keep with that swirly magic animation. That was probably most of the movie budget right there. #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

Or possibly just in a sound stage with heavy black curtains for the sky. Still, not day-for-night!

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I have no idea how to keep score in this magic battle

WOULD YOU TWO TRY *AIMING PROPERLY* jesus christ, there's nothing worse than a magical stormtrooper -_-;

#Monsterdon

No kid, the corn field. Wish him into the corn field.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@diazona Sorry, I lost my head for a moment.

#monsterdon

pew pew pew

but with magic theatrics

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Fuzzy’s pals with the little mice eater now?

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

We sneak into the castle, do a jail break of the caged children and staff. We then crash the evil wizard's banquet, where he is planning to marry the princess, who looks like she does not want to be there and is probably too young for him anyway.

The children and staff arm themselves and start sword fighting the fremen guards alongside Kor. The soundtrack goes up to 11 because we hired James Horner so we're going to get all the horns.

#monsterdon

Another NES boss battle

#Monsterdon

now for Wizard Fight 2: VFX BOOGALOO

#monsterdon

Luke... Groundstander #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

The girl who plays the princess never made another movie. Gee, I wonder why?

#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

CAPTAIN PLANET

#Monsterdon

WITH THIS MOOD RING I THEE

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@rebeld no way there's a point to any of this

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza Yeah, they're for cutting up enemy pikes. And I don't see any pikes around those peasants!

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

@skatem nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

#monsterdon

Careful everybody, the walls are papier mache.
#monsterdon

It’s a wonder these kids weren’t able to stage an escape on their own. These soldiers and guards are all buffoons.

#Monsterdon

Gonna tell the kids this is the Battle of Helm's Deep

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

You can tell it's a body double because he only has a bald spot in some scenes <3

#Monsterdon

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They just through that very lovely life-sized rag doll out of that tower window

FORGY TIME!!!

#Monsterdon

At least they seem to actually be shooting at night?

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom1985

@skatem You insult the Stooges.

#monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

#monsterdon #wizardsofthelostkingdom1985

Worst fight choreography of all time.

I have seen school plays better than this.
#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostKingdom

the page in the script where the queen does anything got lost so she just gets to be solved in a red oblivion spiral #monsterdon

Yes, swing way over his head!

#monsterdon
#wizardsofthelostkingdom

Kor's fighting in another dimension, can't damage the brand by being seen here

#Monsterdon

And the little kids save the day!!! Heroic! Boom. Smash!

Now... Will little Simon settle down and marry like a Good Man does?

Run, Simon! Break the chains of patriarchy and traditional gender roles. You don't even like that girl!

#Monsterdon

HOORAY!!!!! My dryer is finished #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

It sounds like this soundtrack got a second life in a better movie

I'm glad, it was well deserved

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom

That rainbow bridge does not look stable.

#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #NowWatching