@SRLevine@neuromatch.social It's also something you do at gay bars.

Or so I'm told....

#Monsterdon

Bob’s a little slow.

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Oh lord too much kissing already. Yuck.

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"Nice Car?!!"

That's a Cabriolet. lol

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Talk about a different moon

I will NOT show myself out!!!
#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

I've already lost the boob pool (I bet under 5 minutes)

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If it's "Bikini Beach", shouldn't he be wearing a bikini?

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The actress could concentrate on speaking the lines without worrying how she looked, and then on looking like she was having an emotion without worrying how to speak the lines. Nice.

The dialog is smart and funny. Rare in a low budget flick like this.

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@wohali@timeloop.cafe It's called a framing device because they're going to frame sharks for the vampire attacks!

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

Convertible Rabbit!
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so far I've gotten "SVU Clip Show, with SYNTH"

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Oh the movie's finally started now. I guess? Oh driving. No the movie is still warming up.
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Left the Cinetech show at the Maryland Film Festival and now it turns out I'm home in time to jump into #Monsterdon

First attempt at joining in on #monsterdon at all, and already we’re…”just cruising”?!? I think this is the place to be.

What the hell, indeed. Still waiting for something to happen.

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"nice car!"

"thanks, I won it on the price is right!"

-- tumblr in the 80s, probably

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

I’m thinking this shot of the women driving a convertible to the beach should have been the opening shot.

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THE WAVES ARE REALLY HAPPENIN YOU GUYS #Monsterdon

Do these people even live in LA? Cruising isn't something you do at the beach.

(it involves driving really slowly to show off your lowrider car/truck(

sigh

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This is Sci-Fi Channel Saturday movie material, years ahead of that I think. #monsterdon

OMG THE MOON IS HUGE AND IT'S SO CLOSE TO THE HIGHWAY!
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"no! we can't afford re-dubbing!"

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Bondage happened... This was normal when cruising in the 80s.

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Um, hi?

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Oh my.....

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So far, it’s 5 minutes into the movie, and all we’ve had are opening credits.

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Jumping immediately post opening credits to a flashback. Extra points for big hoop earrings.

#Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

Tubi has decreed no #monsterdon for me tonight.

jesus god no

no

NO

IT'S A VOICEOVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EMERGENCY HEADSET DEPLOYMENT PROTOCOLS ENGAGED

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

This image was taken on whatever Samsung phone faked the moon photos.
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@davesdogmaggie LOL so considerate. #Monsterdon

Moonfall (2022)
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Given the aspect ratio, was this just a Direct-to-VHS production? #monsterdon

@cherizilla If the Moon ever got close enough to look like that the world would very literally end that same night...

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@paco I love a Monsterdonian that recognizes a setup. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

#monsterdon They went all out with these titles.

You can tell this will be a classy film.

@combatwombat

Yet another of their powers!

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@ramsey That explains the vampire problem.

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Music is a bit repetitive and simple
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This soundtrack brought to you by Knight Rider #monsterdon

MOON

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It’s not just an original score, it’s an original ROCK score #Monsterdon

It is never daytime in this beach town.

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Dick Jones!

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[nudging my date] they got Michael Hao for Demos in this one

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It's all Miguel Alonso's fault

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#VampireOnBikiniBeach

Good synthy score!

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miguel alonso, the only reason to watch this movie.

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Aspect ratio seems a bit squished on https://miru.miyaku.media/. Extra tall vampires. #monsterdon

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The title card said "Vampire on Bikini Beach", but the title is listed as "Vampire*s* on Bikini Beach" does this mean they wrote the title card before actually filming the movie? And they thought they'd only need one vampire?

whoah, they got sombody _playing_ the DX-7 "Demos"?!

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@kshernandez added a CW :)

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This is the kind of music I could take a nap to.

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Is… is that font related to Comfortaa or am I losing my Owlbear-lovin' mind?

#Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

We don't have cemeteries in the grassy parts between the sidewalk and the street here.

#Monsterdon #VampireOnBikiniBeach

Too early for these titles to be done on an Amiga? #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

Seen Madonna's Ray of Light too many times. #Monsterdon

Fun fact:

California beach towns do not have graveyards. They just use the land between the street and the sidewalk.

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They were really, really, into timelapse shots. And video titles.

#Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

All these people are dead now....

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Is it legal to use this font in movie credits?

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Big moon and music video traffic blur behind the tombs. I’m enjoying the beat. #Monsterdon

Robert Dinwiddie is a #heyitsthatguy isn't he? Can't remember from where #monsterdon

My brain is broken, these title sequences look AI to me #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Opening credits music sounds like a demo on the synthesizer they forgot to do anything more with.

Wait, Richard Reiner? How does this into Aliens?

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So it's THAT kind of movie! #monsterdon

Sherry Dill? I love that salad dressing!

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We put all the stars in alphabetical order, but costars and the withs and ands ? NAH.

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Titling provided by Movie Maker, circa Windows 3.11.

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You can get pretty sick from Badham. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

80'S TIME BAYBEE #monsterdon

#monsterdon The moon was HUGE, and then not! Not even going to do a matte painting of a nice full moon huh? The easiest? Harrumph. Time for cast to start dying.

was this movie actually made in 1988. why do they need stop motion animation for the ocean

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Oh, well that's a very 1980s soundtrack intro. Needs more drum machine. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

starring in alphabetical order, this is gonna be such an amazing film. look at this font.

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Budget typography on the title presentation

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Wait... did she just... #Monsterdon Her heals did more protesting than she did.

🎶 gonna be a montage 🎶

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This is what happens to you if you go walking in LA.

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

Oh no we have voice overs!
#Monsterdon #VapiresOnBikiniBeach

hey wait the title says there's only one vampire??
i'm also watching Seattle Modular Nights in another tab so this is an extremely synthy #monsterdon (failing to multitask)

Dman, I forgot to start the disposable victim clock

🎶 One night with vampires makes a hard man humble 🎶

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Was that the vulcan neck pinch? Do we have vulcan vampires?
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So far no bikinis and no beach so
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And now, a Cars video ...

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White heels never really made a comeback huh

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Most realistic timelapses with moon the size of Jupiter I’ve ever seen #Monsterdon

Who put that moon there, and how did it get so big?

#monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

see she was Jennifer Goodham before this movie

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Woops. Spoke too soon. Nice moon, fuckers.

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what did that hooded figure do to that young woman ?

oh my god that moon #monsterdon

Oh. I look away for 1 second, and the lady is being carried off randomly.
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#monsterdon That lady collapsed faster than a souffle at a rock concert, geez.

beacon films is hoping you'll forget their name by the end of this film.

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The title card is "vampire" singular on the version o am watching. I am just going with it!

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Last night I watched 'Thief' with a Tangerine Dream synth soundtrack

So presumably this movie will be just as good?

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Hoo boy. This is gonna be a slog. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach