"Suckaaaa"? Is that what they're saying??? #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

What is this thing on her face? Glasses? A Visor? A "Glisor"?
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🧑‍🎤 need to break freeeee.

SUCKER! 🎶

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🎶 goin' to the top / Videopolis 🎶

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@Taweret

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This singers clothing is giving me the fear
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It's 1980s white people dancing. Cover your eyes, Millennials and Zoomers. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

It was in the LA Times but let's read it from the Weekly World News instead! #Monsterdon

Bob’s synth rock band plays at The Bronze.

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I mean, good re-use of the roller rink laser tag, nice cheap place to shoot, y'all

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I remember these guys making noise during my old yearbook photo

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#monsterdon You know it's a good club when it's got the same wallpaper as your grandma's house.

So far, about what I expected 😄, except fewer bikini shoulder straps. #Monsterdon

Temu would be ashamed to sell this Steve Perry knockoff

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Now that, my friends, is a proper mustache.

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I like how nobody has any body fat, maybe a collective pound between 5 people

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A single pitcher of beer??? #Monsterdon

oh no the movie has a house band #monsterdon

#monsterdon Harold, stop being a jerk. Jeesh!

Strange serial killings happening on the beaches.

Naturally they go to the beaches instead of, you know, putting off the vacation a few days.

And apparently not even allowed to talk about it?

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@Taweret THE MOON IS MOON

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Keyboardist is going to have carpal tunnel before the end of that set.

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A pitcher between the 6 of them.

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This killing stuff is really making me feel weird.. like Harold.. well, have a beer..

HAHAHAHA THE DIRECTOR'S KID'S 80s BAND.

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i'm gonna need more than free tickets and a pitcher of beer to deal with this movie, sir.

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Teeth can read?
Good for him.
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from beach to band. This movie has everything. wrong, btw.
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Huh, wacky tabloid paper has accurate information. This might actually work as a bingo square eventually.

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OK, it's not 'two vampire-like wounds' unless it's *four* toothmarks. Otherwise it's ONE vampire-like wound.

I love that read, no it's perfect #monsterdon

Some of the greatest surfing scenes ever filmed. I’m in awe.

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It's *sickos* not *sickies* you freak #monsterdon

@wohali He’s so weird, he has many weird cars? #monsterdon

Hello my fellow kids #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

And I'm realizing these kids would have been my age 😂

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Hey we're just happy Harold can read, even if his lips move.
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I wanna know what's going on with the moon tho

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You are such a jerk Harold

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And they didn't folly the sound very well.... At alll... 😧

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Brett Surf-body!

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My gosh, this is a bad start. Why are we watching stock footage of surf?
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I paid for this beach B roll, we are fucking using it!!
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beach filming permits 90% of film budget

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Harold is hungry so much because has a tapeworm.

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Yet another movie where the B-roll is more fun to watch so far than the movie itself #Monsterdon

So... much... filler... #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

why does weird harold drive around in the penguin's car from 1920's batman yet display no other weird behavior #monsterdon

*Legally Distinct "Take On Me" commences*

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#monsterdon Enjoy this stock footage of wind surfers while we figure out where our movie is going.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: there is no way to.wind surf without looking silly.

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How many sandwiches has he stopped for?
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#monsterdon Is this common for friends? Just people splitting off from the group every two minutes? Now that I think about furry cons, hmm, maybe it is.

Good thing she pulled up her bikini bottoms. They were definitely too low. #monsterdon

she's not gonna narrate this whole movie, is she?

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"You need a unique driving experience" The seats are made of french toast! :D #Monsterdon

Don't help the guy who owns a dragula, you're going to hear so much about the dragula

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This movie maybe money laundered $2378.18 #monsterdon

does Weird Harold hang with Evil Ed?

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This movie isn't gonna make any sense, is it?

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"headed for the sun?"

No, the moon, actually

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They're leaving the beach? Is the movie over?

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Interesting note: in traditional folklore, The Stupid did not burn vampires as much as it does me right now.

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Weird Harold, the lesser known Yankovic.

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@Wynter One of those words whose meaning changes radically with cultural context?

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"I gotta check out who has this wicked car"

"We called him weird Harold."

.....Wouldn't you know he owned that car already?!

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@cherizilla my bingo card has stamped itself with two stamps - center square and square immediately to the right of center square - without my intervention. It's done this twice.

thank you for making GHOST BINGO this week!

ah yes, speak to people _through_ the engine. that should work well.

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Weird Harold, huh.. are the rest of the Cosby Kids here?

The movie has gotten us bikinis and a beach, 7 minutes in, guess we can call the title a success #monsterdon

wow, his shorts.

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Vintage car of some sort?

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Yeah Judy Harold.

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oh dear god the narration goes all the way through? #monsterdon

These commercials are really rude. In mid-sentence? #Monsterdon

What, there is a narrator‽
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"Kim, good goin'!"

Your body, I mean! Good going with it I guess

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wtf is a road sled?

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Road sled?
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Don't drown her in the Sea Bob...

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Really like the way this movie flows.

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#monsterdon Doesn't look like much surfing is gonna get done!

captions on miru are very funny and incorrect

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@bstacey rules are rules #monsterdon

@SRLevine@neuromatch.social It's also something you do at gay bars.

Or so I'm told....

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Bob’s a little slow.

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Oh lord too much kissing already. Yuck.

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"Nice Car?!!"

That's a Cabriolet. lol

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Bob is completely oblivious.

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Talk about a different moon

I will NOT show myself out!!!
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@CactuarJoe

I've already lost the boob pool (I bet under 5 minutes)

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If it's "Bikini Beach", shouldn't he be wearing a bikini?

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Do vampires have to diet each Spring to fit back in their bikinis?

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The actress could concentrate on speaking the lines without worrying how she looked, and then on looking like she was having an emotion without worrying how to speak the lines. Nice.

The dialog is smart and funny. Rare in a low budget flick like this.

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@wohali@timeloop.cafe It's called a framing device because they're going to frame sharks for the vampire attacks!

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Convertible Rabbit!
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so far I've gotten "SVU Clip Show, with SYNTH"

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Oh the movie's finally started now. I guess? Oh driving. No the movie is still warming up.
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Left the Cinetech show at the Maryland Film Festival and now it turns out I'm home in time to jump into #Monsterdon