they got those neon bars cheap from Artie's Artery when they redecorated

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SUCKERS!! STAY AWAY!! #monsterdon

Under the spell
Dont know if I can tell
if I can break free!
SUCKERRRRR!!!!!! 🎶

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@paco If that's not their real name, they missed a prime opportunity. #Monsterdon

Been playing Cyberpunk recently and I’ve seen this bar, but the music didn’t sound like this
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that dude in the tank top looks like the older brother from Wonder Years #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

This is the most boring club ever filmed.

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@starkraving666 sucker. you know. like a blood sucker

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#monsterdon I love how these horrible B movies are always padded out with An Act.

You just know they performed for pennies because the director told them it would be their big break.

#monsterdon It's the theme song of the movie, "Sucker".

You know I was wondering when this movie came out until I saw this scene.
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#monsterdon The wish.com Billy Idol during the windsurfing sequence was pretty tight, This "Suckerrrrrrrr, get away from me" number though is giving some real Miami Connection vibes

@LuluHelle

... of missing out?

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"Sucker"music🎶🎵🎵
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@Taweret I thought the title would mean more of a 60s throwback 😹 #monsterdon

this is a movie about people who do not want lollipops.

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We were allowed to have that disco background (black with teal and red neon bars) as our senior portrait background if we'd wanted.

#monsterdon Holy muttonchops, dude. Also, good to see a musician wearing leopard print again.

I'm seeing de-interlacing artifacts, so this was shot on tape? 80s vidicon exposure artifacts. But quality tape. So... prosumer/community cable grade cameras and... Umatic? Betacam?

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I'm telling you, the music may be generic 80s music, but it's the right kind of generic 80s music.

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Was this movie somebody's community college project?

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So, leather jacket guy. Vampire? or red herring? Too close to call #monsterdon

Can we go back to talking about the killings?

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I love this band. Not the sound but the entire everything about this decision in the film.
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This song is an authentic 80's snooze fest.

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"Suckaaaa"? Is that what they're saying??? #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

🧑‍🎤 need to break freeeee.

SUCKER! 🎶

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🎶 goin' to the top / Videopolis 🎶

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@Taweret

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This singers clothing is giving me the fear
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It's 1980s white people dancing. Cover your eyes, Millennials and Zoomers. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

It was in the LA Times but let's read it from the Weekly World News instead! #Monsterdon

Bob’s synth rock band plays at The Bronze.

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I mean, good re-use of the roller rink laser tag, nice cheap place to shoot, y'all

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#monsterdon You know it's a good club when it's got the same wallpaper as your grandma's house.

So far, about what I expected 😄, except fewer bikini shoulder straps. #Monsterdon

Now that, my friends, is a proper mustache.

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Temu would be ashamed to sell this Steve Perry knockoff

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A single pitcher of beer??? #Monsterdon

oh no the movie has a house band #monsterdon

#monsterdon Harold, stop being a jerk. Jeesh!

Strange serial killings happening on the beaches.

Naturally they go to the beaches instead of, you know, putting off the vacation a few days.

And apparently not even allowed to talk about it?

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@Taweret THE MOON IS MOON

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Keyboardist is going to have carpal tunnel before the end of that set.

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A pitcher between the 6 of them.

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This killing stuff is really making me feel weird.. like Harold.. well, have a beer..

HAHAHAHA THE DIRECTOR'S KID'S 80s BAND.

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i'm gonna need more than free tickets and a pitcher of beer to deal with this movie, sir.

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Teeth can read?
Good for him.
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from beach to band. This movie has everything. wrong, btw.
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Huh, wacky tabloid paper has accurate information. This might actually work as a bingo square eventually.

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OK, it's not 'two vampire-like wounds' unless it's *four* toothmarks. Otherwise it's ONE vampire-like wound.

I love that read, no it's perfect #monsterdon

Some of the greatest surfing scenes ever filmed. I’m in awe.

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It's *sickos* not *sickies* you freak #monsterdon

@wohali He’s so weird, he has many weird cars? #monsterdon

Hello my fellow kids #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

And I'm realizing these kids would have been my age 😂

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Hey we're just happy Harold can read, even if his lips move.
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You are such a jerk Harold

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I wanna know what's going on with the moon tho

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And they didn't folly the sound very well.... At alll... 😧

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Brett Surf-body!

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My gosh, this is a bad start. Why are we watching stock footage of surf?
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I paid for this beach B roll, we are fucking using it!!
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beach filming permits 90% of film budget

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Harold is hungry so much because has a tapeworm.

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Yet another movie where the B-roll is more fun to watch so far than the movie itself #Monsterdon

So... much... filler... #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

*Legally Distinct "Take On Me" commences*

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#monsterdon Enjoy this stock footage of wind surfers while we figure out where our movie is going.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: there is no way to.wind surf without looking silly.

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How many sandwiches has he stopped for?
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she's not gonna narrate this whole movie, is she?

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Don't help the guy who owns a dragula, you're going to hear so much about the dragula

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This movie maybe money laundered $2378.18 #monsterdon

does Weird Harold hang with Evil Ed?

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This movie isn't gonna make any sense, is it?

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They're leaving the beach? Is the movie over?

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Interesting note: in traditional folklore, The Stupid did not burn vampires as much as it does me right now.

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#VampiresOnBikiniBeach

Weird Harold, the lesser known Yankovic.

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@Wynter One of those words whose meaning changes radically with cultural context?

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"I gotta check out who has this wicked car"

"We called him weird Harold."

.....Wouldn't you know he owned that car already?!

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@cherizilla my bingo card has stamped itself with two stamps - center square and square immediately to the right of center square - without my intervention. It's done this twice.

thank you for making GHOST BINGO this week!

ah yes, speak to people _through_ the engine. that should work well.

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Weird Harold, huh.. are the rest of the Cosby Kids here?

The movie has gotten us bikinis and a beach, 7 minutes in, guess we can call the title a success #monsterdon

wow, his shorts.

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Yeah Judy Harold.

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Vintage car of some sort?

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oh dear god the narration goes all the way through? #monsterdon

These commercials are really rude. In mid-sentence? #Monsterdon

What, there is a narrator‽
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"Kim, good goin'!"

Your body, I mean! Good going with it I guess

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wtf is a road sled?

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Road sled?
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Really like the way this movie flows.

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#monsterdon Doesn't look like much surfing is gonna get done!

captions on miru are very funny and incorrect

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@bstacey rules are rules #monsterdon