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Only serial killers find humor in serial killers. #monsterdon

IT'S TOMMY #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

It's really hard to talk with vampire fangs.

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i am betting the director knew someone that worked in Club Eyesore.
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I feel like “Weird Harold” is getting hit with the inverse of the “giving yourself a nickname” trope, where *everyone else* is trying to make it a thing when it’s clearly not a thing. Dude seems pretty normal? Like, just has hobbies and stuff?
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oh wow i didn't think we'd get worse actors but now we've met the vampire and here we go

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Ah yes, the novelty cocktail names

"Wouldn't you like to see a murder vicim?"
"Sure. If it's you, cheese dick."
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Hi #monsterdon can you tell the difference between the people in this movie besides some being boy and others being girl?

oh this is satanic panic stuff too huh lmao #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

#monsterdon So, was that all supposed to be comedy?

#monsterdon Suggesting the LAPD usually *does* have a sense of humor?

I too, always drink with my bike gloves on.

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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe They keep the noise down by only having one table.

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I'm more fascinated by the challenge of writing good dialogue.

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"Can I have a screaming orgasm?"

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@paco I can't see it, over the sound of those teeth! #Monsterdon

SUCKAAAAAAAH!!!

SUCKAAAAAAAH!!!

Yeah yeah movie I see what you did there #Monsterdon

@arrjay "Only if I made it!"

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Everyone sit in a row because I'm not filming this more then once!!!
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#monsterdon Gorehounds are an unpopular breed. Very messy eaters with few boundaries.

man these kids just want to wear black and fuck in a graveyard

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The 80s was the decade of Faces of Death, so he's not entirely wrong...

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I love a script where every line in an exchange starts with "YEAH" or "YEAH YEAH"

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@wohali I can’t imagine these lyrics are a metaphor in a vampire movie ~ #monsterdon

gosh, this is one of the worst dress dept in a lot of #monsterdon movies we saw...

@paco At least you could break the news to him together. #Monsterdon

We get it! Vampries! News! gosh! #monsterdon

Weird Harold and the chick next to him want to go see a dead body. Foreshadowing?

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Oh. They just saw "Stand By Me", I guess. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

oh no the movie is trying to be meta

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@lorgonumputz @paco said it sounded like the foley artist dropping marbles in a jar. Lol

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Chekhov’s cocktail waitress.

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Its like, the challenge of faxing death!

Oh, and cocaine.

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Why isn't the drummer the one in the sleeveless shirt?

Oh, right, that would be too authentic for this movie.

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this is a quietest club. perfect for a chat

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What the heck is this applause noise? Glass beads in a rotating drum? #Monsterdon

All of these “teen” actors are indistinguishable to me
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Ah! Weird Harold is a drummer!

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No. Stop clapping. That is not... what the hell? You're at a live music venue. Has anyone ever done that at any small-venue performance? #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

So Harold, Bob, and Ed?

Those names are putting me to sleep.

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"On tap okay"? LMAO #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

what in the TGI Friday's is going on in this restaurant background

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I'm guessing the voiceover was added later as an afterthought?

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"And that's how I met your mother." #monsterdon

good idea, i could use a drink too

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You know these actors are terrible because they're clapping for that performance.
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A nice gentle rain shower to end their song #Monsterdon

@apLundell You had a cool grandma if she had all that 80s neon #monsterdon

No Kim, it's not trash, but this movie is.

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and that's how we can tell harold can't drum

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Oh god, she *is* going to narrate the whole film.

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HERE is where things get weird? here???

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Fun 80s nightclub, but the fake dancing 30 year olds are WAY TO OLD for this scene.

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Oh lord, the narration is just going to continue?

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The audio track on our version is so bad that the applause sounded like rain.

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Is it just me or does that clapping sound like it's just raining outside?
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What is with this applause? It sounds like tissue paper crumpling..

hangin out with the family. havin ourselves a party #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach #rifftrax

“I need you to write a rock song for this vampire movie”

“Ok, do you have a title in mind?”

“SUCKER!”

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#monsterdon the skating rink has such fantastic acoustics!

did he say suck away? #monsterdon

Hey look, they have neon on tap at the bar!

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That applause SFX sounds like wrapping paper crinkling

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Oh, "suckers" in the song is a reference to vampires as well as cruddy people! This is foreshadowing!

It would work better if they hadn't already said "vampires" though.

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#monsterdon Uh, did they record some heavy rain to stand in for the applause? What the hell?

“Sucker!” Us or them? #Monsterdon

i love it when music gets edited by people who clearly don't give a shit about music #monsterdon

Suckaaaaaaaa! C'mon, #Monsterdon, let's all sing it!

Did they record the applause using a rainstick? O.o #Monsterdon

So far, there has been very little beach or bikinis, and absolutely no vampires.

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they got those neon bars cheap from Artie's Artery when they redecorated

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Under the spell
Dont know if I can tell
if I can break free!
SUCKERRRRR!!!!!! 🎶

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SUCKERS!! STAY AWAY!! #monsterdon

Been playing Cyberpunk recently and I’ve seen this bar, but the music didn’t sound like this
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@paco If that's not their real name, they missed a prime opportunity. #Monsterdon

that dude in the tank top looks like the older brother from Wonder Years #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

This is the most boring club ever filmed.

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@starkraving666 sucker. you know. like a blood sucker

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#monsterdon I love how these horrible B movies are always padded out with An Act.

You just know they performed for pennies because the director told them it would be their big break.

#monsterdon It's the theme song of the movie, "Sucker".

You know I was wondering when this movie came out until I saw this scene.
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#monsterdon The wish.com Billy Idol during the windsurfing sequence was pretty tight, This "Suckerrrrrrrr, get away from me" number though is giving some real Miami Connection vibes

... is his song, sucka stay away from me? wow. i, uh... wow.

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@LuluHelle

... of missing out?

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"Sucker"music🎶🎵🎵
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@Taweret I thought the title would mean more of a 60s throwback 😹 #monsterdon

this is a movie about people who do not want lollipops.

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We were allowed to have that disco background (black with teal and red neon bars) as our senior portrait background if we'd wanted.

#monsterdon Holy muttonchops, dude. Also, good to see a musician wearing leopard print again.

I'm seeing de-interlacing artifacts, so this was shot on tape? 80s vidicon exposure artifacts. But quality tape. So... prosumer/community cable grade cameras and... Umatic? Betacam?

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I'm telling you, the music may be generic 80s music, but it's the right kind of generic 80s music.

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Was this movie somebody's community college project?

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Original music but badly edited--sign of a truly good movie #monsterdon

So, leather jacket guy. Vampire? or red herring? Too close to call #monsterdon

Can we go back to talking about the killings?

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I love this band. Not the sound but the entire everything about this decision in the film.
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This song is an authentic 80's snooze fest.

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"Suckaaaa"? Is that what they're saying??? #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach