And the title is actually VAMPIRE on Bikini Beach, singular.

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MEGA moon
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omg #monsterdon

why was there a vanity card after the film started? woof this is already off to a start
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THE MOON IS MOON

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We should have seen a beach by now. I’m just saying.

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I for one never miss a BEACON FILMS, INC. picture.
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only the finest of VHS tape was used to shoot this movie

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SO. MUCH. DX7.

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I take it back. That “beacon” shot redeemed this movie.

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Oh, this movie sounds and looks cheap
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I guess the Last Voyage of the Demeter was full. Damn Travelocity. #monsterdon

@paco Yes!
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Ooo, Venice. The spouse is from there! And they love Vampires. And they were born before 1988... And they don't like the sun... and if I put a stake through their heart they'd die...

Maybe I'm married to a vampire. #monsterdon

... strange place to put the production company slide but ok

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Beacon Films

...be a beacon

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I assume that coffin is empty, since there is no way a single person is moving one with a body that easily.

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Okay, varlet. Drag my coffin over the sands to the house on... BIKINI BEACH! #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

oh dang it's over already? Good job te.... oh.

dang

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This film is shot in pure Sun Print Cyanotype

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also, BIG big "day for night" vibes here.

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Is this day or night?
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already worth the price of admission, quite honsetly #monsterdon

The copy I'm watching is very ... blue. Nice synth, though.

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@davesdogmaggie Shhhhh omg! Don't tell it! LOL #Monsterdon

have they slowed down the footage so it takes up more of the film?
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that's torgo and this is how his legs got that way #monsterdon

#monsterdon It’s a one-man pall bearing decathon! Go go go!

serious question do people actually use wooden stakes for tomatoes

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OMG this is SO awful!

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Vampires! Beaches! Movies! #Monsterdon !!!

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Because we sure aren’t

I've been to Venice Beach. Carrying a coffin is totally normal. Encouraged, even.

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I was not expecting Tanjiro from Demon Slayer in the first two minutes.

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oh I *like* this synth though.

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Hey it's @Louisa 's favourite - "80s synth horns!"

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confirmed: it's not vampires running the govt, they were right about the reptilians #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

OMG, that music... Now that is a hecking good way to start a bad movie.

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You're a mainstream newsreader, what de fook do you know. #Monsterdon

"there are no such creatures as vampires"

okay, Chekov...

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did his own research and it shows

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There are NOT, repeat, there are NOT vampires murdering people on Venice Beach!

misleading film title ✅ ?

A bizarre incident occurred

at a mansion

er, a beach. yeah. #monsterdon

Looks like this week's #Monsterdon is Vampires on Bikini Beach so... let's see how many inappropriate jokes I can make without getting booted off of Fedi. #monsterdon

Slow moving coffin as an opening scene! #Monsterdon

This a totally normal radio announcement!

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"no such creatures as vampires"

cut to vampire.

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Nice little VO to open the movie, actually. Not sophisticated, but effective.

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put your stakes back in your tomato plants u dumdums

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silver bullets aren't for vampires, idiot

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I found a version that says it is from 1989? I think it is the same. I previewed parts of it to skip ads.

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Wow, someone died. Probably a vampire.
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what in the time lapse? model?

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well that took no time to go vampire...

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@log Is the popcorn ready to be disembowled? #monsterdon

Vampires on Bikini Beach (1988) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:

This seems appropriate tonight.

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GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!

Hah, I do have a Tubi app installed. #monsterdon

PRESS PLAY #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach