monsterdon replay · Best of Vampires on Bikini Beach

davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social

Judgment Dave

I take it back. That “beacon” shot redeemed this movie.

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈

Guda Blues

gblues@bolha.us

Oh, this movie sounds and looks cheap
#monsterdon

🤖Robot Enby Xero🤖

xerozohar@retro.pizza

I guess the Last Voyage of the Demeter was full. Damn Travelocity. #monsterdon

Lazarou

Beacon Films daring to put their name on this thing...

#MOnsterdon

Steggy

steggy@sunny.garden

@paco Yes!
#Monsterdon

Wynter, the Snep

Wynter@blahaj.zone

Ooo, Venice. The spouse is from there! And they love Vampires. And they were born before 1988... And they don't like the sun... and if I put a stake through their heart they'd die...

Maybe I'm married to a vampire. #monsterdon

bunnyhero

bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe

... strange place to put the production company slide but ok

Beacon Films

...be a beacon

SRLevine@neuromatch.social

Sam Levine

I assume that coffin is empty, since there is no way a single person is moving one with a body that easily.

Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

Log 🪵

log@mastodon.sdf.org

Okay, varlet. Drag my coffin over the sands to the house on... BIKINI BEACH! #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

oh dang it's over already? Good job te.... oh.

dang

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

wohali

wohali@timeloop.cafe

This film is shot in pure Sun Print Cyanotype

Ysengrin Blackpaw 🔜 AnthrOhio

also, BIG big "day for night" vibes here.

Soundtrack by Tangerine Dream..

Blue Emu

blueemu@shakedown.social

already worth the price of admission, quite honsetly #monsterdon

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

Is this day or night?
#monsterdon

YsengrinWolf@meow.social

The copy I'm watching is very ... blue. Nice synth, though.

#Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

KSHernandez ♊(she/her/they)

kshernandez@me.dm

@davesdogmaggie Shhhhh omg! Don't tell it! LOL #Monsterdon

Lulu Helle :partyparrot:

LuluHelle@ohai.social

have they slowed down the footage so it takes up more of the film?
#Monsterdon

sean

sean@skj.social

"...I don't know ... just put in some coffin hauling music"

#Monsterdon #VampireOnBikiniBeach

starkraving666

starkraving666@jorts.horse

that's torgo and this is how his legs got that way #monsterdon

Bluedepth

#monsterdon It’s a one-man pall bearing decathon! Go go go!

lytta :SpinningCube:

lytta@hachyderm.io

serious question do people actually use wooden stakes for tomatoes

davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social

Judgment Dave

OMG this is SO awful!

Lorgo Numputz

lorgonumputz@beige.party

I've been to Venice Beach. Carrying a coffin is totally normal. Encouraged, even.

Violinknitter@wandering.shop

Violinknitter

Vampires! Beaches! Movies! #Monsterdon !!!

Hi friends, if for some reason you follow me, aren’t entertained by Monsterdon, and haven’t muted the tag, here’s your reminder that I will be doing sh*tposting with a whole crew of others for the next hour and a bit

Make wise choices

Because we sure aren’t

undead

undead@masto.hackers.town

I was not expecting Tanjiro from Demon Slayer in the first two minutes.

oh I *like* this synth though.

wohali

wohali@timeloop.cafe

Hey it's @Louisa 's favourite - "80s synth horns!"

starkraving666@jorts.horse

starkraving666

confirmed: it's not vampires running the govt, they were right about the reptilians #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

Foolish Owlbear :trans_heart:

cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza

Okay, I'll give credit where due: "put the garlic back in your spaghetti sauce" is a solid line.
#Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

Nazo

nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social

OMG, that music... Now that is a hecking good way to start a bad movie.

OldRustBucket@techhub.social

OldRustBucket

You're a mainstream newsreader, what de fook do you know. #Monsterdon

"there are no such creatures as vampires"

okay, Chekov...