sneak sneak sneak up on Bob...
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It looks like they got their costumes for this movie from Spirit Halloween.

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@ramsey this would be a great comic book series

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Damn, I never knew vampires were such silent killers.
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Robert really needs to pop that collar more

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is that...ooze?

is this the prequel to The Secret of The Ooze?

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#monsterdon What the hell was that supposed to do?! Also foley guy, you continue to suck.

I know people've been saying this all along, but I can no longer tell any of the cast apart.

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We actually had a stinger!

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This movie just had its backlit through fog Steven Spielberg moment..

Was that a different group of teens who got vampired? I thought I was finally going to learn some names!

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#monsterdon Lead has a thigh gap, so he is now referred to as bowlegged twiggy.

i can't believe this horror movie actually did a recitation of hook hand car door

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#monsterdon wait I got another story

"So there was this kid,

he owned a dog.

The dog was extremely shaggy...."

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lol, who is he. The Equaliser?

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I wish omega man wasn't always paywalled. it would be fun for #monsterdon

@blueemu

“Moving on.”

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Love how we don't see anything (I presume because they spent the budget on, um, coke?)
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I spoke too soon.
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Oh my! Beach slaughter? #Monsterdon

We decide to have a beach campfire to tell boring stories that are supposed to be scary.

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#monsterdon Isn't it pretty awful that even his bandmate calls him Weird Harold?

#monsterdon They don't scream, it's really just rollercoaster wheees on Venice beach

squee squee and cut to the next scene!
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the spotlight on the graffiti that just says "gay"

:chefkiss:

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This isn’t something we should be mixed up in. So let’s just pick everything up and meddle with the crime scene. #Monsterdon #vampiresonbikinibeach

The Hoodies are coming! Watch out!
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VAMPIRES GRAB EVERYONE DIES

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go on. pick up the two sticks and make a cross. Just like every other vampire movie does.

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@lorgonumputz

Then went on a shooting spree around L.A.

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I bet this played on USA Up All Night back in the day. I can almost see the transitions to the commercials. #monsterdon

For similar scenes better done, see "The Deathmaster" starring Robert "Count Yorga" Quarry.

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(35 minutes in) Side effects may include complete loss of soundtrack

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Can it please be over?

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Beach party attacked by the Least Boys

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Yay! The nerd built an anti-vampire balloon rocket!
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Hey guys, you're blocking the shot. Could you.... oh forget it. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

"...I'm Franz, and this is Hanz. We're here to suck you up!"

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wow..... those screams...

such acting!

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#monsterdon Where there's smoke, there's book!

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

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Aren't they a little old to be telling The Hook?

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what TOS episode is this!?!??! #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

what if someone with a sharp metal hook had come for the writers of this movie before they met the cameramen.

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Not the old “hook on the door handle” story that I literally heard in elementary school #Monsterdon

campfire story is better than the movie #monsterdon

Ah, back when “knowing computers” == “knowing magic”
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"Yeah we should get out of here before the Ingmar Bergman impersonators crash the party."

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AHAHAHAHA #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

"Metal shaped hook hand!"

… metal *shaped*.

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#monsterdon "figure it out on the computer"

oh sure. chatgpt will have all of the answers

Are we just jerking between disconnected scenes of teens being teens? #Monsterdon

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?! #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

"Walks around the passenger's side of his best friend's ride..."

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“I’ll enter these symbols with his observations. Sure, it can be done.”

He sounds like he’s describing using ChatGPT.

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@paco I hope Cosby sued for IP infringement. #Monsterdon

(32 minutes in) I definitely gotta recut some of these beach scenes accompanied by Yakety Sax

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oh! I remember this campfire crew from The Howling!

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“This is a job for weird Harold”, okay good the character was setup to have a job #monsterdon

"...and that's what's been happening."
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@yatsu

Somehow, I don't think these people read Chekhov

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hook hand car door

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Discount Val Kilmer #monsterdon

is... so is the vampire we met earlier with the Mexivania accent? what happened to him?

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Not calling for backup, right
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Be on the look out for a huge-balled man.

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@wohali Methane. This guy definitely smells his own farts. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

OK that "hook hand" story really did go around a lot of the 1980s.

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Weird Harold? Like, from Fat Albert?
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I keep expecting the killer here to be in a Scream mask.

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Hoping Weird Harold is going to save this tragedy....

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"What we're gonna say will sound crazy…'

To Harold? I doubt it.

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"and that's what's been happening" LMFAO #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

Bob: “The book is the key to what’s going on. I’m sure of it.”

Bob, the one who previously treated Kim as overreacting about the supernatural stuff, now makes it sound like it’s been his idea the whole time.

He’s just turned into Fred from Scooby-Doo.

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Just patiently watching this guy's model rocket launch while people are getting killed by vampires.

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Weird Harold is far too normal they don't stand a chance #Monsterdon

Harold finally got a position in military defense research only to be laid off in the 90s when the Soviet Union fell.

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Insert dragging a dead priest scene here.

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(31 minutes in) Priests take an oath to fight evil, TIL

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Just some fireworks, okay

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... why did we need to see harold's balloons? are those coming back? can they not, actually?

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Harold is an INVENTOR, you know

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Working title for the film #monsterdon

That chipper narration is much too much.

A little light breaking and entering?

"Bob, get up here...quick."

Forget the dead body. Let's visit the sci-fi guy.
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@otheorange_tag or bare one.

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The Star Wars Defense System is PEAK Reagan ‘80s #Monsterdon

This is how that rocket guy on Skinwalker Ranch got started #monsterdon #ancientaliens

It doesn't take three weeks to build a model rocket, or fill garbage bags with helium.

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Ronald Reagan wishes.
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#monsterdon "This is a job for weird harold."

It's not a good line, but it's the only interesting one so far.

R/C kiiiit!!!

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"This is a job for Weird Harold" is a line in a motion picture. It exists #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Movie has some Jeans Puppies, those are shapely man-bottom-cleavage in denim.

Like, I love this movie. Every single take is like, "Nope, perfect. Beautiful. Next!" #Monsterdon

This is a job for Weird Harold. The trash bag exploder guy. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

gawd you can feel the budget of this shrinking as it goes on #monsterdon

@littlemiao They didn't use actors so that explains it.

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I'm actually more interested in which computer weird Harold uses than I am this movie.

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Checkov's... Star Wars Defense System?

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#monsterdon Uhm, that vampire bit the priest's shoulder, not his neck. What an amateur!