Loaded with something tonight, that's for sure

#Monsterdon

@wohali @Dianora She'll be fine, you should see what she toots on the other hashtags #Monsterdon

I guess this *was* back when MTV still showed music videos. (was this their bid at getting extra air time there?)

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[underwater applause] #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

Is this ‘80s movie going to take decade to get to the point???? #Monsterdon

That's the end, right? Right?

Clearly it isn't.

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@littlemiao Good thing too.

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I can't figure out what this band's music even is. Like it's almost leaning away from rock into some kind of country or something.

Great instrumentals at least I guess.

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Who glued the caterpillars to the drummer's head? #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

loaded with love tonight?

okay Dewey Lewis

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@wohali I was curious, I mean, how bad could it be/ I mean seriously I thought Bela Lugosi was dead.

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i peed and moved the laundry to the drier... doesn't look like i missed a damn thing

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Half the audience is just vibing with the music and the other half are gnawing a limb off to escape this movie.
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Okay. I'm calling it. This movie is a new low. It's worse than the Bee Girls...

It had to happen eventually, I guess...

I'm starting to think that every indoor scene in this movie (except for the houses) has been filmed in this one warehouse that they're sitting in right now with the red tablecloths. That would track from the apparent budget of this movie.

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@Dianora At least the lighting is too dark to see most of the sets clearly? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon 🎵 "I'll put a smile on your face if it takes me all night." 🎶

Sounds like a fun date.

Has SBIG done this movie yet? I'd love to see their judgment on it #monsterdon

That song may be the best thing about this movie

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why do we have to hear this whole song

JUST NOTICED HIS MIC IS UNPLUGGED LMFAO #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

@apLundell

They'll be definitely beating *something*

(him like a stepchild)

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#monsterdon *Teeth bared* Green lights all the way!

COME ON

NO REALLY, COME ON

HURRY UP

COME THE FUCK ON

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@jonny@neuromatch.social Lie back and think of England?

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

Movie has time-traveled back to an earlier scene. We need to break the loop! How do we break the loop?! #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

What happened to the vampire who gave that horrible monologue earlier?

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DANCE BREAK!!!

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And back to this guy's bad.

I think this movie is 40% music video by volume.

Also, this guy needs to get some tips from Mili Vanili.

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So what relation do you think this singer is to the producer and/or director of this movie?

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I don't understand how this film is edited.
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so this is where you refill your drink, your bowl, whatever #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

and a "Beach" scene. And I guess the mask guys were supposed to be Vampires so, all boxes checked. yay.

(why is this song break STILL going...?)

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Has Weird Harold found the Weird Girlfriend of his burger loving heart? ❤️ #monsterdon

Clearly this is an important subplot. It even gives us an excuse to visit the bikini store in the bikini movie.

#monsterdon Oh, it's The Act again.

Don't worry man, once your band is in a movie, recording companies will beat a path to your door.

@Taweret At least 1 cow was murdered. #monsterdon

Somebody needs to tell this kid rock n roll is a vicious game

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@moira Sounds like they're going to put her up on blocks #Monsterdon

Dollar Store Stand Bush? Didn't we already have enough music breaks to waste time?
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#monsterdon This movie has worse mood shifts than a gorilla who gets within 10 feet of a Target employee.

Their butts look like they do because Baby's Got Back wasn't released until 1992 and thus, as it says in the song, flat butts were the thing. #Monsterdon

Now we are revisiting the lamest club ever.

#Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

Now, back to The Bronze in Sunnydale.

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@steggy

Evergreen #Monsterdon post.

Wow this really IS Great Value Stan Bush

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This movie deserves a raspberry award just for the shitty lip-syncing #monsterdon

they started another song so i'm gonna take another quick break lol

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And now, from Andy's basement...this band! Tonight!

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GO AWAY HOUSE BAND #monsterdon

I thought to myself at the very beginning of this movie, "Harold is autistic-coded." I stand by it. He's the only good thing about this movie.

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oh god, not another lyric song. we just faded out on one, dudes. how much did this guy's record company pay you?

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#monsterdon "I'd better get you to the bikini shop!"

Seems like it must be some kind of insult.

What is going on?

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This movie is so someone's relative can say he wrote music for an entire film so he could put it on his resume', isn't it?
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Is this the music video interlude, movie? You know that without a good song it's just... oh, shit, I had to say something. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

i'm back and they're just... dancing on the beach i guess

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I tuned out for a couple of minutes and now I've completely lost the plot, are we watching a different movie now?
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budweiser commercial? #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

This guy was totally double-dipping. He was waiting tables at the burger joint and getting paid to be an extra.
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Okay my prediction of this being a new worst movie for Monsterdon seem wrong. But it sure is slow and dull and confounding.
Did we just turn into a music video?
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Not so much "fanservice" as "are the straights OK"

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MA'AM YOU CAN'T TRY ON BATHING SUITS WITHOUT YOUR UNDERWEAR

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I guess they've got the "Bikini' part of the title covered

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"Just dance around like we had decent music"

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@Taweret Hard to tell, the acting's so stiff

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what the fuck is happening

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🎶Yahweh ain’t my way…

Rawk awn!

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Don't blame me, I voted for Critters 4!
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No breasts but double butts. You surprise me, movie. #Monsterdon

wow. #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

@littlemiao So much awful music to go around.

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#monsterdon It makes finding that third nipple on the girls kinda easy.

So is the guy with the Hunger a vamp or a hero? #Monsterdon

bottoms

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oh noes a shopping montage
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Stock surf footage.

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Had to step away for a call. Was this whole thing shot on an RCA camcorder? #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

WHY IS THIS HERE #monsterdon

Being a fun summer/horror crossover flick, it’s looking like the only pregnancy we’ll have to worry about is the pregnant pauses
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Oh boy, more Great Value Stan Bush music.

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Some theaters were defiled in the making of this film..

Oh they could have made this into a musical! That would have been an improvement. I think.

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"I have to get you over to the bikini shop."

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@Dianora It’s impressive how uniform their (lack of) skill level is! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe

But... how are the audience supposed to see it then?

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"If I have enough food, and you, I'll take over the world."

Dude's an early Techbro. #Monsterdon

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do you think they even licensed the music for this movie?

This music is worse than crap.

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really? we're doing this?

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uhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #monsterdon

“Green lights over here. Green lights all the way!”

The movie has just turned into a slice-of-life romcom, and I’m digging it.

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#monsterdon I'm surprised they waited so long in that alley without resorting to making out.

this IS the result of a porn movie with clothes on, isn't it.

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Burger-flavored kiss

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victoria jackson's first screen appearance #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

I'm getting tonal whiplash here…

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What is Weird Harold even trying to do with the symbols aside from putting them in a computer?

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

kinda want a burger thoz

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It's filmed like they didn't have anyone else to film so one actor had to hold the camera while the other was talking.

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@klu9 @amyfou At her parents? #guessing #Monsterdon