"Turn the pizza sideways..."

Okay, they actually did it. Nevermind.

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This whole movie looks like an school work for that got too much material
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Pass the pizza sideways through the gap in the door.

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Land shark! #Monsterdon

Keep the change, ya filthy animal. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

Landshark

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extremely effective chain lock on an outward-opening door #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

really want pizza now and also thinking about the episode of the x-files Bad Blood

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"Here's the pizza ... and here's the pepperoni!"

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"I'm by myself."

And you always will be.

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@moira

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This wasn't a USC student film?

Oh good. Just what this vampire movie needed. A game of backgammon. #monsterdon

Not a word
Not a word
Not a word
Not a word
Not a word
Earthquake!
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damn I wish my pizza was that fast #monsterdon

I hope they ordered extra garlic on that pizza.

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OMG, playing backgammon sounds better than anything to do with this sad excuse for a movie.

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what the FUCK is going on with this film

$11.64

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That was a quick pizza order...
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We should have burned through this movie as fast as we could

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Pizza delivery porn at last!

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Gamenight/Vampire hunting party!

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Pizza man!
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Vampires are knocking at your door. Don't invite them in.

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"Speed it up, they're not too far behind us."

"Yeah, they were just waiting until our backgammon game was done"

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I'D LIKE TO ORDER A PIZZA TOO

...we could go back to Bob's place and eat it there

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"land shark"

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He's got the power of word processing. Tight. #Monsterdon

click click click the computer guy typing gibberish

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dun DUN

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The [very] old computer. This could be a while #Monsterdon

I'm getting *totally brutalized*. In *backgammon*. A game that is famously high paced and high stakes. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

"Wanna play a game of backgammon?"

No. No one EVER wants to play a game of backgammon. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon This movie has never had a problem with cutting the comedy.

@YsengrinWolf I'm having flashbacks to one of my third grade students wearing a cape for Halloween and shouting "I EAT BLOOD" #monsterdon

god look at that monitor. wow.

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Love how the scene goes dark as the camera pans to show the vampires and auto-exposes for the fire

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@nazokiyoubinbou it's like going all the way around the planet but the gravity is tilted

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"Can you hurry that up?" Me to this movie #MOnsterdon

#monsterdon Good thing he's 'Good With Computers'.

Most people wouldn't know where to begin looking up ancient symbols on a 1988 computer.

@log I played backgammon in the 80s.

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i think this movie may actually be ever so slightly worse (better?) than Rollergator #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

so much food ordering in this movie, what is that about

Harold hacking the mainframe there

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Who are these people?
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This is like if the jock frat from Revenge of the Nerds decided to make a vampire movie. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

So are we, sis.

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how can you being brutalised 30 seconds into a game of backgammon

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ALL the COOLEST kids play backgammon
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Okay, I laughed that he is ordering pizza
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“Wanna play a game of backgammon”

This is why it’s better to live in the age of smartphones

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We will now stop all action in the film to order a pizza.

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Ok, they literally just reached the point an actress stumbled over a line and they didn't even bother to retake it.

I'm guessing they completely ran out of budget renting the cars and the bikinis.

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Let's watch the full game of backgammon for the last 15 minutes instead. #monsterdon

epic backgammon scene would be the best thing to happen to this film
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“You want to play a game of backgammon?”

Yeah, that’s what all the kids in the 80s liked to play.

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What even are these outfits?
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This Keystone Kops chase music is like the movie is admitting it doesn't know how to movie?

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The way to build your movie to a climax: "This'll take a while. Settle in, order a pizza, get out the backgammon set."

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he has the loudest keyboard in the known universe

the girls are bored too. they're gonna play backgammon

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That was not funny.
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We... did not play backgammon in the 1980s. Cribbage, maybe. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

I really hope they have a chase scene in a hallway of doors

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"Backgammon".

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bets on whether this movie will contain live backgammon footage.

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Wait, I missed exploding boobs? What is this movie??
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@SnoopJ but everyone agrees...pizza!

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That keyboard tho. Right?

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watching the backgammon would be more interesting than the rest of this film

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Matchbook pipe bomb? I think we missed a segment of this point and click FMV.
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The voiceovers are so odd #Monsterdon

why is this movie
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Well, you've got a monitor and a keybaord, where's the computer, Weird Harold?

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That IS an OLD computer

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Was this loosely based off of someone's RPG perchance?

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.... jaunty music #monsterdon

Dude rushed in to gently hand a stake to the vampire? What is this, baton pass at the undead olympics?

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Sure wish I could see what was going on in the movie

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I feel like the acting has really gone downhill since the start of the movie.

I'm not quite sure how that's even possible.

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Oh, the silly silent movie comedy music...?

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Why? Also, what?

Oh, nice. We're going to see a vampire circus now, soundtrack? #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

What is this running from the fire music?

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Chase music!
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Okay, now it's Vaudeville music.

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I am very very confused

Okay, guys, this music is *amazing*

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@lytta ...or do I

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did they just.... skip 95% of an explosion and narrate it instead of showing an explosion

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Where the hell is El Santo when you need him #monsterdon

Now they have a chase theme music from an Apple ][ game.

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I got it!! Been trying to nail that voice all night! The animated chick from Art of Murder Series. #Monsterdon

They tried to kill him by making him hug a 2x4! #Monsterdon

As someone who made some... poor choices in high school, you can't make much of a pipe bomb from a single book of matches.

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now some Definitely Not Oingo Boingo

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MacGuyver, the Vampire Slayer #monsterdon

Denim budget ran out on Clamdiggers McGee there

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Ninja and off I go on my heels
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the sound is muffled and tipping the red at the same time somehow. Kind of impressive
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Surprise pipe bomb..??!? #monsterdon

No one expects the vampire inquisition!

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