@ramsey 😆
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TOMMY'S BACK #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

@Crazypedia I think she MacGyvered it with scraps, maybe. #monsterdon

@kcarr2015 “Who is it?”

“Definitely not the Land Shark!”

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The master vampire's name is Farto? Farto...
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well i know this movie has made me forget my earthly joys.

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I keep thinking the blonde haired character is wearing a spiderman costume

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the amount of work that seems to have gone into the sets and lighting is so disorienting #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

Was that vamp hypnosis? I think they need to narrate "so I put her under my charismatic vampire hypnosis power". #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

Death Mate is Postmates for vampires.

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absolutely the ensign chekov school of accents

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And now carnival Chase music with voice over. Oh boy ​:neocat_facepalm:​ #Monsterdon

"I have chosen you to be my... death maid.

"How are you at cooking and cleaning?"

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WHAT IS GOING ON
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Are there visible actors in this scene? #Monsterdon

@flowerpot No one knows.

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no, just no, y'all

stop running voice effects *through* the field recordings

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Flee for your lives! I have Kylo Ren's lightsaber! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wait, why was that person doing a fire-eating act in film? What did that have to do with anything?

@r343l That was the fashion at the time #Monsterdon

Real irony would be a huge tsunami hits just as he is about to summon his undead army.

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Wait what was that about a... Pipe bomb?
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Is it just me or does the narrator sound like she’s smiling while she narrates?

That’s annoying. Totally takes me out of the movie.

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#monsterdon Deus Ex Pipebomb

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wait. actual special effects?

I sense budget being expended.

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Oh hey, I was at Strowlers too!

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remember when they just stopped off at mann's Chinese theater in the middle of the movie

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are those...bungee chains?

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still waiting for Tammy Wynette's appearance #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

time for the orgy? #monsterdon

so this wizard guy is going to help them then?

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We are now at the BDSM portion of our film.

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They summoned a good vampire? What is going on? Can this movie just end. I don't care anymore.
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Why are these thugs wearing capri pants and high tops. #monsterdon

San Dimas, my dudes #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

"Oh again?"
My thoughts exactly😂
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Did this priest also take an oath to fight evil?

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"Deemos" is who again?
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The blue neon baseboard lighting in this room is incredible.

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Worse side quest ever!!! #monsterdon

That pizza guy sounds like Land Shark, I'd beware!

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What is going on‽
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@apLundell yeah I was wondering about that

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Did Gnorm-whateverHeIs pick up that mustache & hair from grandma’s dress up trunk?

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What... what happened?

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@Dianora ...looks around nervously! #Monsterdon

[jaunty clown synth] #Monsterdon

Oh dear 8 bit game music combined with Jedi

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Kill them by... walking into them!

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We all want to know Why am I here?

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uhhhhhhh what is going onnnnnn #monsterdon

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"Tell me: why am I here?" <-- exactly

there must have been some more coherent plot in here but it was lost when they dropped all the microphones.

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You better have a damn good reason to wake me up #Monsterdon

@wrog only if you mean some usc middle school

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In the computer room, the nerdiest blonde 80s boy decides to tap on a computer to solve the vampire threat. Two girls go play backgammon. Then a pizza guy appears. The joke is that the main characters are suspicious because vampires want to eat them, but the pizza guy is just trying to do a pizza delivery. This is the only joke I have noticed in this movie.

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Maybe.... and hear me out on this.... don't read random incantations from a book expecting things to be normal!
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He’s the Vampire of Christmas Present.

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And that is a horrible mustache.

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@lytta To be fair whether it happened and whether they figured it out are two different questions

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They're gonna summon Bruce Campbell and he's going to kick all their asses. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

Withers would never.

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Really? He’s going to read the spell out loud? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon It's starting to feel mean, ragging on this movie. It deserves it, don't get me wrong, but this barrel is packed to the gills with fish.

wait are they trying to *read* the book?

out loud?

WHY?

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"...I'm cold"
"Want some pizza?"

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GNORDRON \o/ #monsterdon

Come on! You never read out loud from an evil book!

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Re-entered to "I told you to be careful with those chants!" and a guy in a bad Hallowe'en costume

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It's Santa Clause
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now it's blue

Why did that look like a scene from West Side Story? #Monsterdon #vampiresonbikinibeach

Did... did they even pay for the pizza? I know they asked how much it was... #Monsterdon

ENDUS THIS FUCKUS MOVIS ALREADUS #monsterdon

I'm working on a computer. Quick, get a pencil and paper to help me.
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Fake latin?

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hey that's not bad shaking acting. gotta take whatever win this movie can give us

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dickus headus doofus maximus
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Ah, it's L.A. That's not even a 4.5.

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"What do you want to do for special effects here?"
"I dunno, do you think the budget would stretch to putting a red light under a page with some weird symbols on it?"

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At this point I’m actually relieved that a random Tubi ad break just hopped in.

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and then the ground opened up and took them all. thank god.

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We just had an entire scene devoted to delivering a pizza. All the steps.

My heart hurt to see a pizza turned sideways through the door like that.
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... the pizza that arrived in 90 seconds

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Klatu, verata… necktie!

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Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet #monsterdon

"KLAATU! BARADA! NECKTIE!"

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FINDSMBL.BAT

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pizza dude was the director's nephew I bet #monsterdon

Reading from a Book of the Dead, always a good idea #monsterdon

Damn it, someone already made the necktie joke.

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oh we're back to klattu barada necktie time

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norty damus #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

@paco bad #Monsterdon

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Save a slice for the summoned demon. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

but instead we're getting brutalized

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i think the music thought that scene was supposed to be funny???

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