Nothing compares to Werewolf of Washington in all its incomprehensible glory.

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#monsterdon Foley guy, I swear to god.

that was the worst movie I've ever seen

and I survived the Star Wars Holiday Special

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! Now over to @miru for Pumpkinhead II, let's see if I still have a brain

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@moira Yeah, this felt less like "malicious filmmaking" and more "lazy stupidity." #Monsterdon

@jadebees I'm not sure any were heard from in the first place. 😃
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On the bright side, Godmonster of Indian Flats moved up a spot.

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Anyway.
Not so much a film as a crust.
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@Rozzychan

Probably legitimately the best part of the movie.

Which is NOT saying much...

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@trixter I'm betting it was two different people mixing at two different times.

Whoever did the music knew what they were doing and had ten years experience. Whoever did the movie was in a beginner's course at college and was just learning how to operate the machines.

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I wasn't paying attention. What was the body count for this movie?

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Just to get it out there, I have definitely seen worse movies than this.

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#monsterdon The guitarist on this ending song is not the worst

I think this song "Some you win some you lose" is the B-side to "Power of the night" from Critters

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The "staking historical vampire surprises "had no place in this movie but then again neither did anything else in this movie.
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Special thanks to:
Tail of the Pup restraunt

So close! #Monsterdon

Tom Servo, Crow, and Joel in three-part harmony:

🎶 SOME YOU WIN
SOME YOU LOSE
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME
WHEN YOU'RE LIVING ON THE EDGE 🎶

Whoo boy that was _bracing_.

Well done surviving that one, crew!

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I kinda liked the songs, I guess. But those vampires was dull.
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The glow cross is so great #Monsterdon

I think this movie gave me cancer.

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wait this is ORIGINAL MUSIC?

this _had_ to be sold as someone's "you could launch your career!" fiasco

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The problem here is that Craft Services are surely just as deductible. 🤔

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Music available on the Fairy Dust label..

@sean

No. They just forgot what to call the pryo guys.

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Thanks and have a great night friends <3 #Monsterdon

@bstacey correct, shoe-in for the final four #monsterdon

#monsterdon This movie has forced me to upgrade Elektra a tier in my mental movie list.

Haha. That was extremely confusing but I did laugh a bunch. Thanks, everyone! #Monsterdon

This one needs to go into the "worst of #Monsterdon" bracket.

If I’ve learned anything from Monsterdon, it’s that you don’t need a plot or actors to make a horror movie

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I'm at last 10 minutes behind. It's no problem, I can just end it here. #Monsterdon

After all the classy Halloween movies, back to trash, thanks @Taweret :D #monsterdon

it ended. And not soon enough
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This might have been the worst movie we've watched in terms of production quality.

But at least it wasn't offensive.

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Well that sucked. But it's probably the best Channel Awesome movie.
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I think those end credits could use a bit more DX7

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AND NO BINGO. So disappoint. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

Thank God it's over. And here's another 80s pop tune!
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Vampires On Bikini Beach, a movie that was sorely lacking in vampires, bikinis, and beaches.

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what the hell?
just ran out of steam and rolled credits.
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Damn, My kid 6th grade work looks better than thos mess
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Oh no circus folk #Monsterdon

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Oh thank goodness I wasn't going to last much longer

Were any of these people ever heard from again?

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@nazokiyoubinbou count your blessings, it was

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lol, don't bother showing the bit where you discovered your friends were vamps and you subdued them, I mean when you've had all that food ordering stuff, why give the public more?

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@otheorange_tag Oh dear.

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And not a minute too soon. Phew. #Monsterdon

Well... That was, uh... a spectacularly bad movie, rofl.

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So the vampire girls are cackling about how they just let their food go home, huh

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It's not the sweet release of death for the undead - but it is the end of this movie. I'll take it.

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That doctor had EPIC HAIR #Monsterdon

And they fucked off into the hot dog stand, good night!

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I have no idea what the last ten minutes were about. But, roll credits, it's done.

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Wait, that really was the end?

What the

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.... I think that doctor was the pizza guy #monsterdon

"What a Finale!"

um, okay. I do like the birdcalls

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THE END...?

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Aaah. Called it. Final Girl = Vampire :D

(or is that what happened?)

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The only good thing in this movie is when they killed vampire hitler on the coffin. That and when it finally ends, of course
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@Dianora A story, nt drivers were being worked on, a 18 mo old helping his dad pushed both hands on the keyboard, bugcheck #Monsterdon

Hi, insomniac yelling birds.

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Like, you only get a comedy beat of that kind by going all the way through Bad until you wrap around again

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Ah, cool mullet, doctor. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

You see it's almost dawn because BIRDS LAWL #monsterdon

“What a finale!”

“That’s the best damn party I’ve ever been to.”

What kind of denouement is this?

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The End?

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Time for another music video scene, I think. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

I bet the only good jokes in this were improv by the cast

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Never read the book #Monsterdon

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Literally every line in this movie elicits an involuntary 'wut?' from my addled brain

Stupid, stupid birds!

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So the finale of this movie is trying to be a horror comedy now? Well the staking scene almost got a laugh.
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That was.... ummmm...

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Excuse me
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That was pretty wicked! Lets go party!
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Burning neon church shot goes hard(-ish), at least
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Back to the bad microphone scenes.
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This movie is the prequel to Arcade Fire's Neon Bible

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@otheorange_tag Well, my device driver works. So not gibberish.

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PLOT TWIST!

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"We forgot the microphone in the other room!"

"Keep rolling!"

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I think they're saying stuff over the noise? Could we get them a new mic? I think their mic is broken.

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So the vampire hive has: Demos, a bunch of rubber mask vampires, enthralled women, and Thomas Edison

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That fistfight scene was oddly unsatisfying. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

That’s some easy spiking. #Monsterdon

chains budget: $8M #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

wow, marking off 'Garlic' in the 11th hour. No chance of a bingo, though

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i think this may be the hardest i've laughed at a monsterdon movie, at least in a very long time #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

The Great American Stake-Off.

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#monsterdon A movie so bad you look forward to the commercials.

“The cross of death”

Uh, point of historical fact… that’s what they all originally were

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Cross saber.

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TRUST IN GNORDRON #monsterdon

.... chemlight cross? #monsterdon

Seriously. When is this guy gonna yell "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!" #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

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NEON CROSS!

Neon cross, there we go
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Oh A cross shaped light saber held by the Jedi!

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Farto, you strength is no match for my NEON CROSS

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Hahahahahahahaha
“FAltooo!”
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Neon sign cross seems like a not very durable vampire repellant. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini