wait this is ORIGINAL MUSIC?

this _had_ to be sold as someone's "you could launch your career!" fiasco

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The problem here is that Craft Services are surely just as deductible. 🤔

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Music available on the Fairy Dust label..

@sean

No. They just forgot what to call the pryo guys.

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Thanks and have a great night friends <3 #Monsterdon

@bstacey correct, shoe-in for the final four #monsterdon

#monsterdon This movie has forced me to upgrade Elektra a tier in my mental movie list.

Haha. That was extremely confusing but I did laugh a bunch. Thanks, everyone! #Monsterdon

This one needs to go into the "worst of #Monsterdon" bracket.

If I’ve learned anything from Monsterdon, it’s that you don’t need a plot or actors to make a horror movie

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I'm at last 10 minutes behind. It's no problem, I can just end it here. #Monsterdon

After all the classy Halloween movies, back to trash, thanks @Taweret :D #monsterdon

craft services, well i think we know who that pizza delivery guy was.

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it ended. And not soon enough
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This might have been the worst movie we've watched in terms of production quality.

But at least it wasn't offensive.

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Well that sucked. But it's probably the best Channel Awesome movie.
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I think those end credits could use a bit more DX7

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AND NO BINGO. So disappoint. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

Well, it's been.... a movie.

I'm gonna go paint my nails. Thanks, #Monsterdon

Thank God it's over. And here's another 80s pop tune!
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Vampires On Bikini Beach, a movie that was sorely lacking in vampires, bikinis, and beaches.

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what the hell?
just ran out of steam and rolled credits.
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So they fucked off into a burger restaurant.

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Damn, My kid 6th grade work looks better than thos mess
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Oh no circus folk #Monsterdon

Were any of these people ever heard from again?

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Oh thank goodness I wasn't going to last much longer

@nazokiyoubinbou count your blessings, it was

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lol, don't bother showing the bit where you discovered your friends were vamps and you subdued them, I mean when you've had all that food ordering stuff, why give the public more?

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@otheorange_tag Oh dear.

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And not a minute too soon. Phew. #Monsterdon

Well... That was, uh... a spectacularly bad movie, rofl.

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So the vampire girls are cackling about how they just let their food go home, huh

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It's not the sweet release of death for the undead - but it is the end of this movie. I'll take it.

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That doctor had EPIC HAIR #Monsterdon

And they fucked off into the hot dog stand, good night!

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I have no idea what the last ten minutes were about. But, roll credits, it's done.

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Wait, that really was the end?

What the

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.... I think that doctor was the pizza guy #monsterdon

"What a Finale!"

um, okay. I do like the birdcalls

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THE END...?

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Aaah. Called it. Final Girl = Vampire :D

(or is that what happened?)

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The only good thing in this movie is when they killed vampire hitler on the coffin. That and when it finally ends, of course
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@Dianora A story, nt drivers were being worked on, a 18 mo old helping his dad pushed both hands on the keyboard, bugcheck #Monsterdon

Hi, insomniac yelling birds.

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Like, you only get a comedy beat of that kind by going all the way through Bad until you wrap around again

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Ah, cool mullet, doctor. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

You see it's almost dawn because BIRDS LAWL #monsterdon

“What a finale!”

“That’s the best damn party I’ve ever been to.”

What kind of denouement is this?

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The End?

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Time for another music video scene, I think. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

I bet the only good jokes in this were improv by the cast

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Literally every line in this movie elicits an involuntary 'wut?' from my addled brain

Never read the book #Monsterdon

Stupid, stupid birds!

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So the finale of this movie is trying to be a horror comedy now? Well the staking scene almost got a laugh.
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That was.... ummmm...

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Excuse me
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That was pretty wicked! Lets go party!
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Burning neon church shot goes hard(-ish), at least
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Let's hear it for the birds on the soundtrack! Good job, birds! #Monsterdon

WHO THE FUCK IS CHIRPING #monsterdon

Maybe I'm losing my sanity but this movie got halfway entertaining in the last few minutes #Monsterdon

Back to the bad microphone scenes.
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This movie is the prequel to Arcade Fire's Neon Bible

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@otheorange_tag Well, my device driver works. So not gibberish.

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Okay the Hitler line was funny--never thought I'd say THAT #monsterdon

PLOT TWIST!

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"We forgot the microphone in the other room!"

"Keep rolling!"

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Instead of the characters just going to the vampire temple, the final battle should have been some kind of surf duel between bikini vampires + vampire surfer dudes and bikini humans + human surfer dudes.

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I think they're saying stuff over the noise? Could we get them a new mic? I think their mic is broken.

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So the vampire hive has: Demos, a bunch of rubber mask vampires, enthralled women, and Thomas Edison

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That fistfight scene was oddly unsatisfying. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

That’s some easy spiking. #Monsterdon

That sound is just the cameraman breathing into the microphone.

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chains budget: $8M #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

wow, marking off 'Garlic' in the 11th hour. No chance of a bingo, though

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i think this may be the hardest i've laughed at a monsterdon movie, at least in a very long time #monsterdon #vampireonbikinibeach

@SnoopJ
Hold on to your butt. In the next 10 minutes we're about to see some serious shit!

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The Great American Stake-Off.

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#monsterdon A movie so bad you look forward to the commercials.

“The cross of death”

Uh, point of historical fact… that’s what they all originally were

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Cross saber.

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TRUST IN GNORDRON #monsterdon

.... chemlight cross? #monsterdon

Seriously. When is this guy gonna yell "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!" #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach

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NEON CROSS!

Neon cross, there we go
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Oh A cross shaped light saber held by the Jedi!

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Farto, you strength is no match for my NEON CROSS

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Hahahahahahahaha
“FAltooo!”
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Neon sign cross seems like a not very durable vampire repellant. #Monsterdon #VampiresOnBikiniBeach #VampiBeachieBikini

I'm squishing your head

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That's a very 80's L.A. cross - all neon and glowy.

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Take this rubber mask and stick it! I quit!
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#monsterdon Careful about the steps. Those neon tubes are expensive.

lol, that head looked like overbaked bread.

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THE SIGN OF THE NEON CROSS!

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The cross made of PVC pipe is a nice touch.

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@LingLass unfortunately #Monsterdon