dang what the hell is this monster

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead2

If you screw up again, I can't cover for you.

...

I don't need you to cover for me, I can take care of myself.

Literally... that's not how it works... If you could take care of yourself they wouldn't have had to cover for you the first time... (Suggestion, not murdering old ladies and summoning murder-monsters is probably a good step towards taking care of yourself.)

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@paco I wonder if I can get a price guarantee on that pizza. That's pretty amazing. #Monsterdon

@lytta his strength as an eyebrow actor definitely got him the Garak role
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i'm really just imagining all the sheriff's lines being said by garak

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@LingLass

"Music by Alan Smithee"

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he has a car washing schedule. today is front right panel
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Huh. No music credits listed on IMDB. #Monsterdon

Annnndddd... he actually just got his refund...

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"I'm afraid I don't follow you" GARAK LINE
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it actually takes so much more energy to watch a coherent movie lmao. this is why #monsterdon is most of the movies i watch

So Pumpkinhead rules are different this time? Weirder longer set up this time.
#monsterdon #pumpkinhead2

JAKE SISKO!?

lol jk jk again
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hey witch lady some of them were being nice idk why you need to punish anyone but that one asshole

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead2

ODO!

jk jk lol
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@paco

Yes, it does seem like it might have been padded out to meet the minimum length.

Of course, the only hard part is figuring out what part of it was NOT padding...

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@peribotsarah I “watched” it only by some definitions! #Monsterdon

@bstacey running a bracket of #Monsterdon flicks would be good one

"guys this is kinda weird" understatement of the century
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@lytta lol I missed that! I admit my attention wandered at a few points! #Monsterdon

idk what they're screaming about, vehicular manslaughter is a very common american teen pasttime
#monsterdon #pumpkinhead2

How many years until Twilight is eligible for #monsterdon? Is it like Little League US Copyright Office rules, or original-distribution-media-must-be-obsolete, or…?

@TerryHancock When you factor in how much of the film was pointless music video and stock footage of surfing...
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I was considerering hecking off to watch live sumo, but i might stick around for a while now. Garak is the best so i already feel safe.
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@littlemiao apparently so lol

That was, like, the one bright spot in the whole movie

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Finally done. It ended on a bad pun. I can’t remember watching a worse movie.
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i can't get over it. his voice and accent
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@apLundell

That smacks to me of "Okay, I'll be in your dumb movie, but only if I get to do my fire eating act" to me.

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@plaidtron3000 OOOOOOHHHH OWWWCH
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Who made a fucking spoonhead the sheriff?

#monsterdon #doublefeature #pumpkinhead2

I can only see the sheriff as Garak now.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #pumpkinhead2

Your grandmother used to be the top saucier? Thats important. Some of those sauces are fucking dark magic.

#monsterdon #doublefeature #pumpkinhead2

@diazona @combatwombat @Lazarou @wrog Oh, _I_ remember. I remember we got like five fucking seconds of the fucking flying saucer and it was a FUCKING KITCHEN LAMP SEEN FROM BELOW

motherfuckers

still mad

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

#monsterdon and before I pass out trying to catch up the comments, this day4night is trying to directly quote Klaus Kinski's (edit: I mean Herzog's of course) Nosferatu, right?

@ohiofi "Ordering Food In Bikini Town"

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@moira @diazona @Lazarou @wrog Might be the most forgettable movie we did, thus the worst. #monsterdon

@moira @combatwombat @Lazarou @wrog ohhhh right yeah I remember now

Well I don't, really, because nothing happened, but I do in spirit

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WAIT WAIT WAIT THE SHERIFF IS GARAK

#monsterdon #doublefeature #pumpkinhead2

OMG WHAT

THE SHERIFF IS GARAK????? #Monsterdon #pumpkinhead2

Well, that was some of the worst acting we’ve seen. But it did have a fun early music video vibe, with 80s hair galore. Thanks, @Taweret for the chance to riff on the cheesiness. #Monsterdon

@combatwombat @diazona @Lazarou @wrog Oh shit, _Stranger_ from Venus? I'd've sworn it was Visitor. My bad.

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead2

Couldn't get Randy Quaid huh?

#monsterdon #doublefeature #Pumpkinhead2

wow this is deeply upsetting

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Vampire: Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!
Mockingbird: *imitates car alarm*

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@floatybirb so much ordering of food, was that just to get punters to buy food at the concession stand? #MOnsterdon

this feels too close to reality #pumpkinhead2 #monsterdon

For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about Vampires on Bikini Beach (1988).

Should you not wish to read through them, here's how to filter them out, at least on the web browser:
1) right click on the gears & open in a new tab
2) choose "Filters" then "Add New Filter"
3) give the filter a title, check all boxes under contexts, choose hide completely and put "#Monsterdon" in the keyword box.
4) Click on "Save New Filter"

... and you're done.

@moira @wrog I'm on board with saying Invasion of the Star Creatures may be more painful to watch, but I still think this one is just an inherently worse movie

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Lol @ hitler #Monsterdon #vampiresonbikinibeach

Big thank you to @Taweret for hosting this week's vampire-surfer crossover movie. It really was amazingly bad :)

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OMG it's #pumpkinhead2? WE'RE JOINING #pumpkinhead2 #monsterdon

anyway, um this concludes my thread for this #monsterdon ! My takeaway for this movie was "I should think more before I push the vote button next time."

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting and to all who endured this!

@Louisa OMG! I just realized it wasn’t 4:3. You’re right!

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P.S. best worst lines from tonight's #Monsterdon get elegantly rendered in my best copperplate calligraphy, go

this opening credit sequence is so chill

#monsterdon #pumpkinhead2

still over here lmao'ing at you all #monsterdon

Unrelated bonus image!

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i will be watching the #monsterdon double feature film, albeit with less dedication

pumpkinhead 2: blood wings?

should i know anything about pumpkin head

And then just like that it’s mercifully over, except for three and a half minutes of bad 80s music over credits.

#monsterdon #vampiresonbikinibeach

@moira

that you had to say that is kind of telling

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Nothing compares to Werewolf of Washington in all its incomprehensible glory.

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#monsterdon Foley guy, I swear to god.

that was the worst movie I've ever seen

and I survived the Star Wars Holiday Special

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! Now over to @miru for Pumpkinhead II, let's see if I still have a brain

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@moira Yeah, this felt less like "malicious filmmaking" and more "lazy stupidity." #Monsterdon

@jadebees I'm not sure any were heard from in the first place. 😃
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On the bright side, Godmonster of Indian Flats moved up a spot.

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Anyway.
Not so much a film as a crust.
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@Rozzychan

Probably legitimately the best part of the movie.

Which is NOT saying much...

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@trixter I'm betting it was two different people mixing at two different times.

Whoever did the music knew what they were doing and had ten years experience. Whoever did the movie was in a beginner's course at college and was just learning how to operate the machines.

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I wasn't paying attention. What was the body count for this movie?

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So they uhhh...summons a Good Demon and uhh...they had a fight with the vampies and uh...burnt stuff up and. Uh.

THE END

This movie...exists...

And someone uh...digitised it and uh... Tubi BOUGHT IT and SHOWED IT to us

At least it had BUTTS I guess I dunno

It was THE WORST. It was FANTASTIC. Thanks for this #Monsterdon @Taweret it was...Something!

Just to get it out there, I have definitely seen worse movies than this.

#monsterdon #VampiBeachieBikini

#monsterdon The guitarist on this ending song is not the worst

I think this song "Some you win some you lose" is the B-side to "Power of the night" from Critters

#vampireOnBikiniBeach

The "staking historical vampire surprises "had no place in this movie but then again neither did anything else in this movie.
#Monsterdon

Special thanks to:
Tail of the Pup restraunt

So close! #Monsterdon

people who get nostalgic about the 80s should have to watch this movie for a reality check
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Tom Servo, Crow, and Joel in three-part harmony:

🎶 SOME YOU WIN
SOME YOU LOSE
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME
WHEN YOU'RE LIVING ON THE EDGE 🎶

Whoo boy that was _bracing_.

Well done surviving that one, crew!

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I kinda liked the songs, I guess. But those vampires was dull.
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The great thing about the music is that it shows that the audio master on the whole is fine, it's just specifically the dialogue recording that's horrible.

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i am firmly convinced joss whedon watched Vampires on Bikini Beach while EXACTLY the right level of drunk and that's how we got buffy the vampire slayer

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NOT SINCE ZOMBIE NIGHTMARE HAS SO LITTLE TALENT BEEN FOCUSED ON THE SAME PRODUCTION AT THE SAME TIME

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I think this movie gave me cancer.

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The glow cross is so great #Monsterdon

wait this is ORIGINAL MUSIC?

this _had_ to be sold as someone's "you could launch your career!" fiasco

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The problem here is that Craft Services are surely just as deductible. 🤔

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Music available on the Fairy Dust label..

@sean

No. They just forgot what to call the pryo guys.

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Thanks and have a great night friends <3 #Monsterdon

@bstacey correct, shoe-in for the final four #monsterdon

#monsterdon This movie has forced me to upgrade Elektra a tier in my mental movie list.

Haha. That was extremely confusing but I did laugh a bunch. Thanks, everyone! #Monsterdon

This one needs to go into the "worst of #Monsterdon" bracket.

If I’ve learned anything from Monsterdon, it’s that you don’t need a plot or actors to make a horror movie

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I'm at last 10 minutes behind. It's no problem, I can just end it here. #Monsterdon

After all the classy Halloween movies, back to trash, thanks @Taweret :D #monsterdon

craft services, well i think we know who that pizza delivery guy was.

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it ended. And not soon enough
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This might have been the worst movie we've watched in terms of production quality.

But at least it wasn't offensive.

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Well that sucked. But it's probably the best Channel Awesome movie.
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