What a great party! Everyone got laid! #monsterdon
Bit of a Chekhov's stake. #monsterdon
oh no, the goofy count rises....
Emile: 60% of the time⦠he kills every time!
#monsterdon Solved Emil's constipation problemβ¦
That, sir, is not how crossbows work.
Bat on a string! Everyone drink!
The little guy has some serious WWF moves
You'd the think the twins were cats, too, the way they're toying with their prey. #Monsterdon
Hot cross... now can we get some buns
Bat dagger vampire is the new rock paper scissors
big fucking crossbow!
So not so many vampires at the #VampireCircus after all. Just Emil and the twins, not the strong man or the clown. #Monsterdon
Emil's tooth attack... misfires..? And he kills the other vampire instead of Dora?? What even the heck
...why was that cross glowing?
The Emil-to-panther-to-Emil transitions have been pretty darn good.
That clown got the cave version of curb stomped. #monsterdon
@floatybirb I like the #DresdenFiles rules where Faith in the symbol is important. It doesn't have to be a religious faith.
#monsterdon Emil isn't going to feed as much as sneeze.
Could they not do more than one shot of the "cheap effects blood drops being absorbed by vampire master" scene? Every single time it's the exact same shot.
SWIPER NO SWIPING
I loved that blood dripping shot! Fun to see it again
But guess what gets you if you're not a vampire? Bullets! EAT LEAD
Good thing this film is not shtetl-optimized.
I need a supercut of Emil's face before every bite.
*slaps button* that was easy #monsterdon
This is the dullest movie with a sexy leopard-woman dance ever.
I think if you can have a town named Shtetl you should be able to have a shtetl named Town #monsterdon
The cross was there the whole time and the twin didn't see it?!
Vampire pyrokinesis?
That man is really on fire folks
#monsterdon Nobody wants to take the stake out of the Counts chest? No? That's why you're all there, you care for him, except you know, that giant sliver of wood stuck in his chest... wouldn't that be the first order of business? Remove the wooden chunk from pappy?
@banderkat yeah aren't they the ones who could actually turn into bats
Weekend at Bernie's prequel.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus
The dancers! Someone's stuck silly putty on their necks! #Monsterdon
query: there's a picture of a bear on the wagon, but do we ever see an actual bear?
All will be explained in the next ten minutes #monsterdon
NO! Not cleavage our one weakness!
Err I mean a tiny cross. Yeah that's the ticket.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus
@RamenCatholic lol, there you go! #Monsterdon
His oily pecs broke through that door Kool-Aid man style! #monsterdon
Maybe they shouldn't have made the cross out of gingerbread. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
Please leave us, you hunk-a-hunk-man #monsterdon
@Lazarou yeah, my Mirror Person kept telling me to burn things when I was a kid. #Monsterdon
Death Vader broke in!
This movie got very religious very quickly #Monsterdon
@allanb lol probably true
10 minutes to go and a mob has been assembled. How is *this* gonna go
Uh-oh. Approaching the house at dusk. #Monsterdon
You wait 'til you see this guy tear through a starship....
@Lazarou Just waiting for ICE to show up.
Yeah, fight the vampires at night, that makes perfect sense.
"...but most of all, beware of their modernist dancing!"
Ok. It was less bizarre than the womenβs underwear commercial I just got. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
ooh rifle sounding
I'm at the "OK, wrap it up" stage of #monsterdon
Big Stabby Cross #Monsterdon
#monsterdon As many have said, we are going to need cross lore to understand when these things work..
#monsterdon Why are they all emerging from different places? Didn't they walk there together?
Why did Romana-vampire not notice Dora walking towards THE BIG CROSS IN PLAIN SIGHT??? #Monsterdon
Church bells cause pain in vampires now? New one for the mythform.
Man, Castlevania wishes it could. #Monsterdon
Where did they find that lowercase T? Deus ex machina.
Now that was some lucky cross throwing
#monsterdon #VampireCircus
Ouch. #monsterdon
I just got an ad for the Laramie County Sherriffβs office. That wasβ¦ bizarre. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
The vampires are displaying their supernatural ability to SHOVE!
She couldn't have... stepped back like two paces?
Isn't that how "The Graduate" ends?
Nice Shot!
Blunt cross trauma #Monsterdon
Okay. That ruled. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
Kids, stop playing with your food. #monsterdon
Okay vampire twins, stop playing with your food.
Okay, where the heck are they? Is this upstairs in Anton's house? What the fuck happened?
Not baron's curse. Count's. Get yer gentry right.
It's fop vs foppier! #Monsterdon
@ottaross Splitters! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon Ah yes. The chapel. Surely there won't be any crosses in here!
with how incestuous the vampire group is........ i'm worried the two accidental instances of incestuous chemistry were not accidental
I never did understand why Vampires hate lower-case T's. #monsterdon
Why couldn't she just pull the cross off back in the cave/crypt? They were all right there.
Very severe atheists
I have never participated by watching the #monsterdon, but every Sunday I get a kick out seeing all the oddball comments without context. No mutes for me!
ok that up-the-stairs human-to-cat leg transformation was kind of cool
#monsterdon Bad piano attracts vampires..
And now, the director's daughter practices the piano for you!
The students can barely afford an Emil deal
The twins of bodice?
I was thinking of turning in. I don't usually stay up for #Monsterdon being Eastern Standard Tribe. There is only twenty minutes left. I may as well stick it out to the end. This is how Joe Bob gets me too. Ah, well. I have work in the morning but nothing on my agenda early.
Why would any of them enter that mirror chamber again? π€¨
wait, we just now find out about the boring students upstairs??!?
Doraβs boyfriend is the most incurious, inattentive person
Dump him, Dora. You deserve better #Monsterdon
So, who are those guys?? The Van Helsing Society?
I wonder if they'll have the "Vampire must be invited in" rule?