Why after all these years did none of the vampires or minions not just pull out that stake?

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No you can't cheer me up with more flips after that.

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For those of you who were wondering: pantherboy Emil was apparently Major Gobler in Raiders of the Lost Ark. One of the Nazi officers at Tanis.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001891/?ref_=tt_cst_t_9

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Sometimes a movie is just a clump of happenings and that can be a beautiful thing. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Did they put pennies on dead men's eyes after ancient Greek times??

Hmm. Once again we have come across an old cheap horror movie that I think is ripe for a remake. Circus haunted by vampires and shape shifters is a great concept for gory death scenes.
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#monsterdon See? This is a Gallifreyan mirror.

So, they can be killed by shooting in animal form, but in humanoid form they're bulletproof?

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Okay folks. You're auditioning for a Hammer Horror film. You're going to be cast solely on the basis of 1) your scream and 2) your boobs. Do you get the part?

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Bro, no. No no no no no

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DAY POSING AS NIGHT!

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The only person in the village wearing a cross?

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Well that was super-easy.

Pull her shirt down, but not enough to fully-expose her breasts

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the holy tatas save the day
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Hunh. hunh ... ok.
Though kind of surprised not other victims were wearing cross.

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Romana! Stop feeding your arm to the tiger.
Also wow that tiger is so stoned.
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Bodice ripping to reveal crucifix.
Mood killer.

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Vampire, no vamping!

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Time to find Dora the Explorer

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Dora the Explorer with the portal network there.....

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And we officially have Mind Control!

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Oh I wasn't keeping track of the body count. Well it's like half a dozen villagers now?
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Nothing in this makes me feel any empathy for the townsfolk and their children. I’m kinda on team vampire.

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aaaah! (i guess)

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#monsterdon Have they tried just pulling the stake out? Some vampires can regenerate.

We have 27 more minutes, people.

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So exactly what has been achieved by killing a bunch of innocent animals?

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Emil is a graduate of the Joey Tribbiani School of Acting #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Lazy Eye or Vaseline Montage?

This film is overlaying people over a lot of things and I am stubbornly not getting the message at all. What are you trying to say??

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i sort of stopped watching this movie awhile ago when it was more "old british village doing slurs and stuff" and less "cool circus" but from what i can tell this circus has an incredible K/D ratio against this town which was already prepped and wary about vampires #monsterdon

huh, I guess stripey tiger CAN be killed by a bullet

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First time I've seen vampires appear only in reflection.

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Mr. Redshirt looks soooo high right now #monsterdon

They killed the chimp omg this movie balls!

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He died as he lived, bloated and greasy. #Monsterdon

Later when he mounts this panthers head on a wall he'll say it was a 'safari'. #monsterdon

For a movie named #VampireCircus this movie takes itself super seriously.

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lol @ having to freeze frame the tiger when he finally lay down

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@lytta You have 27 minutes
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Even for vampires, veal is in bad taste. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon We know what we have to do! We have to SMOKE ALL THE CRACK. ALL AT ONCE. HOTBOX IT. Come, lets be off! We have CRAAAACK TO SMOKE!!!

"You know it's that panther."

"We must kill all the animals."

Dude you literally just said it's the panther. (BTW it wasn't. This time anyway.) Don't take it out on the other animals...

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i'm gonna go take a pee break, maybe the movie will be over when i get back

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No expert on vampire resurrection but perhaps taking that stake out might help. #Monsterdon

i see someone gave captain kangaroo some fine grade cocaine, got him up and around

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@gnomon Maybe she was amusing it with a laser pointer we couldn't see #monsterdon

Pulling the boys into a mirror is definitely too good of a twist for this movie

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I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SONS! #monsterdon

Now this is like a Bergman movie but with vampire clowns.

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Your boys are.... Emo, now.

😭😭😭

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#monsterdon We're missing the dwarf throwing a cream pie at a horses ass. Then it'd be “Brutal AND Savage”

@SordidAmok
It was after hours. 🤷‍♂️

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The Count is the quicker picker upper of blood. #Monsterdon

The Creature with the Atom Brain had a bigger effects budget. #monsterdon

Vampires, please stop playing with your food.

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#monsterdon So just going into the mirror, like a what, reverse Prince of Darkness? So, not “Faaaather" but rather “Burgermeister!!!” LOL.

literal mirror universe amirite

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#monsterdon You have to adjust V-sync on the mirror to see them. (V is for vampire, you see.)

Vampire clown does honest work for honest pay.
Wait... are those... vampire geese?
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@SnoopJ hopefully yeah

I suppose a "no animals were harmed" disclaimer would be too much to expect out of this movie

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The young man in the brown coat looks like a young Kenneth from 30Rock. Oh, shit, is this his gritty origin story? #Monsterdon

@Lazarou "Hey, who was kind enough to let them in town?!"

Circus: *leers* 👹 hehehe we're weeeeeird hehehe 😈 hehehe murderrrr murderrrrr

"We should have known better."

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@lytta ...at least I thought that. I could be wrong.

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jesus did vampire tom waits compose their circus music

I mean... almost certainly

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Kitty sayin, 'that taste good.'

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She gets to pet the Tiger!

The brother/sister pair being linked like that is going to matter, isn't it?

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"let me show you something interesting"
*starts a different movie*

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We have changed the deal. Pay we do not alter it further burger meister.
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I am disturbed this movie is basically justifying xenophobia....as the Circus People ARE up to no good.

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that plushie's a cop

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Why are the smoke pots just out in the open like that? Have a little respect for your craft. Sheesh.

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YOU ARE HIDING MANY THINGS BEHIND YOUR ASCOT, KID

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Okay yeah even the dumb burger meister gets this foreshadowing.
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GEESE!!! #Monsterdon

This feels like a scene from The Prisoner.

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I think Anton is the only person in this flick who knows what bathing is. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Bokeh bokeh, burning bright, in the forests of the night

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Hahahah I legitimately thought there was a new monster in the woods, I didn’t realize it was supposed to be the panther

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#monsterdon Anton wants in the Strongman's loincloth. He *is* a saucy lad!

So, were-cougar vampires CAN go out in the day?!?!

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I think once your hair turns grey you have to ditch the page boy haircut. #monsterdon

@SnoopJ 🤞
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is that supposed to be night? dora's day for night never works

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Ma there has the pox, doesn't she?

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You'd be picked clean down to the bones pretty quick in a forest. #monsterdon

Is this day for night or night for day?

I can't tell.

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Damn, this girl has some balls not to scream with all this carnage
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Crossing yourself is touching your forehead, throat, and one shoulder, right

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so the humans decay INSTANTLY in this world, the vampires can be the most beautiful corpses indefinitely.

sure.

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Actually suprised that she didn't scream at all.

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Okay, young lady, you finish that sign of the cross This Instant!

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This forest is like Everest after 100 years of global warming.

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#monsterdon That's actually kinda really fast decay. Someone should really check Emil for FELV or FIP... I mean, srsly.

Oh, my, what gaudy boots you have ... and we've found a cache of bodies!

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Okay, the shiny bits on the boots being mistaken for panther eyes was good.

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