Crossing yourself is touching your forehead, throat, and one shoulder, right

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so the humans decay INSTANTLY in this world, the vampires can be the most beautiful corpses indefinitely.

sure.

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Okay, young lady, you finish that sign of the cross This Instant!

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This forest is like Everest after 100 years of global warming.

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#monsterdon That's actually kinda really fast decay. Someone should really check Emil for FELV or FIP... I mean, srsly.

Oh, my, what gaudy boots you have ... and we've found a cache of bodies!

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Okay, the shiny bits on the boots being mistaken for panther eyes was good.

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Panthers, faces, etc, etc

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SWIPER, NO SWIPING!

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The foley guy is shooting at her

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Killer Clowns From Outer Austria #monsterdon

@strangefour yep, mind blowing, isn't it?! #Monsterdon

"I wish they'd never come" Not exactly the Yelp review the circus was hoping for

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"Don't bless me, pay me!"

- A Word

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He's not wearing that mask well at all, might as well not bother....'chin-strap'

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That feels like a fairly modern bible printing?

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@Lazarou Wait what? The silent strongman/comic relief is half of Darth Vader?
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@Taweret it's a lot more Moon of Endor than Sleepy Hollow #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Anton! You need to wake her! Slap her, try smelling salts! Try your knickers! Saucy lad!

i'll be honest i'm ready for this movie to be over

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what friggin' telecommunication with a vampire just happened here.

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The same blood that they used in Blood On The Highway. Tempera.

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That was fully just red paint

Not even colored corn syrup

Just bright red paint #Monsterdon

@paco "plot"?

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Bingo! (I'm not counting that circus as a big top)

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They could have at least watered down the red paint a little.

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#monsterdon Tell the cameraman, we need more aimless spinning in circles!

Why is the clown from out of town supposed to know more about the forest than the villagers who’ve lived there all their lives? #Monsterdon

"It's not life, just distortions" is what I tell myself every day.

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Well at least they're abandoned in a well-lit forest #monsterdon

@cd0 he's David Prowse, the body of Darth Vader, and 'yes'

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"Don't bless me, pay me!"

Good life advice

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"Don't bless me, pay me!" <-- I've been saying this for years

noise is prohibited in the forest.

maybe they're evading the roadblock?

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This burgermeister is VERY easily entertained.

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He speaks!

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#monsterdon If they bring yarn and catnip they can defeat all of the vampires..

Is going from vampire to alien princess to lady Timelord progress?

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So, the little person just stays in clown white all day long?

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The count would "revenge himself"
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Careful around the little guy. He'll rip his face off. #monsterdon

oh good the little person IS a vampire

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they oughta have Darth Hercules' character voiced by James Earl Jones.

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I dunno... he looked like he was enjoying that to me. #monsterdon

@Lazarou Maybe Slavoj Žižek will write an article explaining that the "mirror of life" does not really mean the "mirror of life" in the everyday, stupid way we think about it.

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*Gasp* A Panther man! A Manther!
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Oh no everyone's going to find out about the sex tape I made with Dracula!

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#monsterdon The mirror adds 10 pounds and 1 vampire

Rosa's mum is serving Dawn French

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Please let one of the reflections jump out of the mirror and eat him

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These villagers are starved for attention.
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“For you sir, everything is free”

Translation: we cannot STAND your wig for one more moment

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I'm confused. Are the acrobats also --oh yes I guess they are also bats.

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Ruh Ro! The mirror of life!
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"Pay us first and we'll let you look into the 'Mirror of Life.'"

They don't even say what it is.

It's just a funhouse mirror? They pay a whole gilde just to stare at a funhouse mirror?

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I wish I could get this tickled over mirrors.

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the derelict spaceship monster from space:1999 is in there, right?

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Vampire, panther

Potato, potahto

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Town that has dealt with a vampire living in its midst completely unsuspicious of circus performers changing into bats and then back again #Monsterdon

Didn't we just do this panther-to-man transformation?

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The Burgermeister needs to die to pay for that haircut and discourage others #monsterdon

We're going to cut to the people we're talking about since you probably didn't know who they were or weren't paying attention. #monsterdon

@randy_s Makes me want to test the theory by tooting random nonsense with the #monsterdon tag 😄 Too bad my Chaotic Good alignment won't let me do that lol

@plaidtron3000 never forget Yeti nipple

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wait I thought the circus had concluded? are we trying to do some non-linear thing here?

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LALLA WARD!

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"The sins of the father will be on the children. And the parents."

Wait. What? Meaning the sins of the father...will also be...on the father?!

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#monsterdon Oohing and Aaahing at flying trapeze artists gracefully leaping onto the scene. Incestuously.

That time I was high on drugs at Glastonbury and thought I was imagining bats but the bats were real.

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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST VILLAGER MOB (1972) #monsterdon

Guy in Hercules skirt confuses time period even more.

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@flowerpot I should say, at least 3 of each gender known to appear in the movie

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Why are they all still sitting there?

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If that guy is really a were black panther, shouldn't he be raising a fist and giving kids free breakfast?

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I've known a few portly gentleman who could be called "The Burger Meister"

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Oops, found a deposit of Greenscreenite. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Isn't it wonderful? I'm off to have my first orgasm at the circus! YAY!

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That Dave Prowse is quite the hurdy gurdy man. Looks like he wants to force-choke that instrument.

There's no "thinly veiled" in this week's writer's fetish. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

@Taweret highest quartile, easily

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"He's been everywhere, seen so much," yeah that's a good description of their date

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@brooke Sure looks like it.
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He could have a disease!

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I do appreciate that the dude vampires seem to wear bejeweled chokers, though Emil did *not* have one on immediately post de-pantherification

Hammer in the 70s should have been known as Hammer & Tongs

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#monsterdon This movie has the highest fangs/minute rate of any movie..

Mom! Can I have some privacy?! God!

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Went to get more salsa, what did I mis—JESUS CHRIST

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AMEAL IS A VAMPIRE!!!!! ...who engages in premature mastication...

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That's why you give your panthers a safe word, folks. #Monsterdon

My god tits #3 or #4 this movie just won't let up
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emile, always with the premature enfangulation

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This is now, officially, what they call in the biz a 'boobarama'.
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Oh, vampire *cat* transformation

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So the underlying theme of the movie is adulterous wives

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All the cute boys in collars in this movie are making me have feelings.... #monsterdon