I wouldn't say it was a classical "sudden end" #monsterdon. More to a ended at last. What a slooow movie.
Wait I am still watching because there were a lot of Trivago commercials.
WE DID IT!
wow I wasn't sure I was gonna make it through that one, what a circus
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Ah, Count Schmetterling or whatever is awakening again. Of the metal-choker vampire clan.
Aaaand there's his head gone, already.
So, did they all fuck off into the afterlife, or something?
That was a strange episode of Dora the Explorer.
So why did nobody just yoink the stake out of the vampire earlier in the movie?
So if removing the vampire's head keeps him from coming back why didn't they do that to begin with???
That wasn't even a crucifix. Or a cross. IT WAS JUST A PLUS SIGN
I had no idea bats were so flammable.
now the brother and sister can kiss
that was...a genuinely novel way to off the vampire. the movie gets a point for _that_.
#monsterdon Did you know a crossbow could do that? I wonder if it can slice cheese too.
That crossbow was never properly foreshadowed #monsterdon
decapitation with a crossbow, pretty fuckin metal
Surprise! Head's up! #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
Huh, didn't know you could behead a vampire. Whatever works!
some of this is nicely shot tbh
Improper use of x bow
Elvis lives! #monsterdon
You know when the director says CUT that guy is grabbing his hand and screaming and asking for salve
man, couldn't someone have gotten the Count an clean shirt, at least?
That death scene just gave me OG Buffy movie Paul Reubenβs death scene realness
#monsterdon #vampirecircus1972
Oh the twin's mom is still just a vampire thrall and not a vampire? Huh.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus
Hey ya'll I'm back from the dead. What'd I miss? #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
#monsterdon Crosses in the stomach: death. Arrows in the heart: no problem. Now I don't know how crosses or stakes work.
With the very same stake that killed his cousin. Of course removing it from Mitterhaus leaves open one last jump scare in the final minutes here. #VampireCircus #Monsterdon
What a great party! Everyone got laid! #monsterdon
Bit of a Chekhov's stake. #monsterdon
Emile: 60% of the time⦠he kills every time!
#monsterdon Solved Emil's constipation problemβ¦
That, sir, is not how crossbows work.
Bat on a string! Everyone drink!
The little guy has some serious WWF moves
You'd the think the twins were cats, too, the way they're toying with their prey. #Monsterdon
Hot cross... now can we get some buns
Bat dagger vampire is the new rock paper scissors
big fucking crossbow!
So not so many vampires at the #VampireCircus after all. Just Emil and the twins, not the strong man or the clown. #Monsterdon
Emil's tooth attack... misfires..? And he kills the other vampire instead of Dora?? What even the heck
...why was that cross glowing?
The Emil-to-panther-to-Emil transitions have been pretty darn good.
That clown got the cave version of curb stomped. #monsterdon
@floatybirb I like the #DresdenFiles rules where Faith in the symbol is important. It doesn't have to be a religious faith.
#monsterdon Emil isn't going to feed as much as sneeze.
Could they not do more than one shot of the "cheap effects blood drops being absorbed by vampire master" scene? Every single time it's the exact same shot.
SWIPER NO SWIPING
But guess what gets you if you're not a vampire? Bullets! EAT LEAD
Good thing this film is not shtetl-optimized.
I need a supercut of Emil's face before every bite.
*slaps button* that was easy #monsterdon
This is the dullest movie with a sexy leopard-woman dance ever.
I think if you can have a town named Shtetl you should be able to have a shtetl named Town #monsterdon
The cross was there the whole time and the twin didn't see it?!
Vampire pyrokinesis?
That man is really on fire folks
#monsterdon Nobody wants to take the stake out of the Counts chest? No? That's why you're all there, you care for him, except you know, that giant sliver of wood stuck in his chest... wouldn't that be the first order of business? Remove the wooden chunk from pappy?
Weekend at Bernie's prequel.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus
@banderkat yeah aren't they the ones who could actually turn into bats
The dancers! Someone's stuck silly putty on their necks! #Monsterdon
query: there's a picture of a bear on the wagon, but do we ever see an actual bear?
NO! Not cleavage our one weakness!
Err I mean a tiny cross. Yeah that's the ticket.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus
@RamenCatholic lol, there you go! #Monsterdon
His oily pecs broke through that door Kool-Aid man style! #monsterdon
Maybe they shouldn't have made the cross out of gingerbread. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
Please leave us, you hunk-a-hunk-man #monsterdon
@Lazarou yeah, my Mirror Person kept telling me to burn things when I was a kid. #Monsterdon
Death Vader broke in!
This movie got very religious very quickly #Monsterdon
@allanb lol probably true
10 minutes to go and a mob has been assembled. How is *this* gonna go
Uh-oh. Approaching the house at dusk. #Monsterdon
You wait 'til you see this guy tear through a starship....
@Lazarou Just waiting for ICE to show up.
Yeah, fight the vampires at night, that makes perfect sense.
"...but most of all, beware of their modernist dancing!"
Ok. It was less bizarre than the womenβs underwear commercial I just got. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
ooh rifle sounding
I'm at the "OK, wrap it up" stage of #monsterdon
#monsterdon As many have said, we are going to need cross lore to understand when these things work..
#monsterdon Why are they all emerging from different places? Didn't they walk there together?
Why did Romana-vampire not notice Dora walking towards THE BIG CROSS IN PLAIN SIGHT??? #Monsterdon
Church bells cause pain in vampires now? New one for the mythform.
Man, Castlevania wishes it could. #Monsterdon
Where did they find that lowercase T? Deus ex machina.
Now that was some lucky cross throwing
#monsterdon #VampireCircus
Ouch. #monsterdon
I just got an ad for the Laramie County Sherriffβs office. That wasβ¦ bizarre. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
The vampires are displaying their supernatural ability to SHOVE!
She couldn't have... stepped back like two paces?
Isn't that how "The Graduate" ends?
Blunt cross trauma #Monsterdon
Kids, stop playing with your food. #monsterdon
Okay, where the heck are they? Is this upstairs in Anton's house? What the fuck happened?
Okay vampire twins, stop playing with your food.
Not baron's curse. Count's. Get yer gentry right.