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I love the tiger and the chimpanzee but I worry about them.

Uhh yeah that was... quite an eyefull.

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The Burgermeister has amazing volume, what shampoo is he using? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Tiger and panther make it worth the price of admission..

I guess a beauty pageant is part of the circus in these days

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I was right, boobs!

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I feel like a Burgermeister when I get a good score in Burger Time

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This lady reminds me of Kate Mulgrew.

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Those were the days when you could set up a circus with just three animals, a dancing short guy, and one lightly buff dude.

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Why did we ever give up on rickrack

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Well that got horny fast.

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Time has passed and we have gone to the far flung future of... like 20 years later or something? The wardrobes have not changed.
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Why does the Burgermeister look like Rip Taylor? And why isn't he throwing confetti?

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#Monsterdon the Burgermeister's daughter is 13-going-on-30.

Haha yay! We love the way the clown rubs his extra greasy greasepaint on our children!

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As per regulation, the strong man is properly shirtless. #monsterdon

And paradise... is... to be mine!

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Stop with the little blond kids, movie. It’s creepy in not a fun way

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oh look it's whip time again

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#monsterdon Burgermeister Meisterburger! HE HATES TOYS!

The circus is a lot more kinky than vampire sex #Monsterdon

Oh that burger is high as a kite. #Monsterdon

are we gonna sacrifice these guys right in the middle of the show??? coz that would be amazing.

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Is this entire circus mimes?

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The reason you're missing the horse, by the way, is that you're shooting the ground. Just sayin'.

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Their hair is all exquisitely styled.

It's hilarious - they're jumping around while short.

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Fabulous hats!

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This circus leading lass looks familiar. Has she been on Monsterdon before?

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Hell of a beauty mark on her cleavage.

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He’s coming to take away all your toys.

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I'll give the roadblock guys credit for having better aim than stormtroopers

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This is like a Ken Russell movie except it is about vampire clowns instead of based on a Henry Miller novel.

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I can tell right now that this movie is not Child-Safe.

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Wait. Is this movie going to have a title drop? I sure hope so!
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David Prowse is beefcake.

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But Chimpy hates everything!

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Ugh. I'm forgetting my hashtags again.

All dialogue will be recorded in a sound studio and ADRed in later.

It is the Hammer Way.
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so there are four people in this circus? the lady, the beefcake, the little guy, and the panther. sounds like the setup to a joke.

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Burgermeister? I hear they have good fries. Burgers are okay. But if you go there you've just GOT to get one of their shakes.
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If this was made in America that clown would totally be Billy Barty. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

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This is tough to watch. When I have horrible fevers I hear this circus music.

“Do you know another way???”

Yeah, maybe sneak through the woods at night on foot instead of riding down the road in broad daylight #Monsterdon

they laugh when he just hops up and down. easy audience

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“Today my jurisdiction ends here.”

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Such good ascots in this movie.

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This circus sucks.

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these people have real low standards for entertainment....

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oh god a chimp :/

Please please do not turn into a funny chimp movie #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The most hilarious explosions ever.

"Gypsy Woman" is going to be called that for the whole movie. She doesn't have a name.

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I could watch this fop get shot at for the entire remaining hour.

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Now THAT's a get off my proppity sign.

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the little person better also be a vampire

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Whoa... Blinking... I thought I saw Fabio.

This man's hair, so ... coifed. What y'all think? Dominicans, Hair Cuttery, Walmart hair salon? #monsterdon

I do like the aesthetics of this movie tho

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#monsterdon Let's split up in the middle of an open field! That'll fool them!

"Easy, easy! We're just being shot at by at least 18 men with muskets, girl."

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Dude, telling Dora she 'must stay' in the capital will just make her wonder what's going on back home and obvs. she'll come back.

KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!

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Oh right. Desert at the Vampire Circus.
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That boy be Kirk rolling.

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Kitty! #Monsterdon

Special guest director Paul Greengrass. #monsterdon

serpentine! serpentine!

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Horse like, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, PUNKASS" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I don't want to do it! - Prince Valium the Sleepy

"Warning, go back or you'll be shot"

Shall we carry on, then?

Right-o.

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That's a lot of gunshots, when is this set again?

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Doctor screaming slurs out a window? Feels accurate.

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True story: I got to see David Prowse on a panel at #DragonCon years back.

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So we hit racism (castism? I'm not sure what to call it when the targets are Roma) at 25 minutes, that's actually pretty late for Monsterdon, right?

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ride to the left

ride to the right

stand up sign down fight fight fi

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#monsterdon I wonder how many people in Stetl refused to wear masks.

Are we actually watching Vampire, comma, Circus?

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Oh he's not sick, he just accidentally put his cigarette out on his face 20 times

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that's some nasty demartitites
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"warning
go back or you will be shot"

sorry, what's the literacy level? in this rustic town in the days of yore??

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10s into the film and I already saw the boom mic in the top of the frame. Must be a good one.

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The geese are now my favorite part of this movie

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Read the room, circus folk. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

yeah, wait til darkness! wtf....

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The Doctor has A Quest, you see... #monsterdon

"There's the roadblock!"

More of a forestblock, but sure #Monsterdon

What good men will rise to fight this calamitous gathering of mad jesters? This... insane clown posse?

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#monsterdon Heinz has 57 varieties of sickness per bottle.

The Doctor needs to pick up some Clericil.
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You were all distracting me with jokes and I didn't get a good look at the shirtless muscle dude. #monsterdon

what is he hiding under that hat

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I hope all these sexy circus folk are vampires.

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I presume that vampires --

Whoa that music grinder is buff!

Ahem, anyway, I presume these specific folks can't be vampires right? They are out in the sun

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Surliest, most sullen circus ever

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"i guess we have some roadblocks going into our town but if an entire circus gets past them i guess they can stay" is the right security posture #monsterdon

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This gray horse says "QUIT pulling on my face you weirdo!"

Ok. NAS screwed up and i fixed it after 18 minutes. We missed all the bewbs. 😦 But I'm here now.

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@sean Just like old times. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

ya'll realize that doc is totally gonna ditch your town right?

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