@cargot_robbie That should pick things up

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The original Cheetara.

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so far this is a strong contender for most sexploitation, I think? especially if it keeps up like this

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#monsterdon With all the cats in this film, I guess you'd say this is a Claw Hammer..

Definitely the late-nite vegas show, I agree @Vanalope
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What is this soundtrack. #monsterdon

That cat has way bigger boobs than I'd expect

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The most folied cats in history

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Damn, not even a merkin.

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A clown, a woman, and lvl 12 Barbarian. cRaZyYyyyyy~

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Burgermeister

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@kamikat I would say so!

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naked lady stripes is a fashion choice #monsterdon

Who doesn't love a clown spanking?

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I think this movie is a close to porn without actually being porn but with a vampire theme.
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I didn’t expect a modern dance sequence in the middle of this movie

Martha Graham would not be proud #Monsterdon

still not convinced there's more than 5 people in this...circus.

also...snake lady? excuse for tits? whaaaat?

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Presenting, #CATS 🦁

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So the panther is a shapeshiting vampire, right?

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Now, the Burgermeisters I can get behind - because they know how to deal with children.
Ever since the visionary Burgermeister Meisterburger.

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...huh...
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Mayor of Shettle is like: wait, did I just endorse this?

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Look, sometimes your annoying friend takes a burlesque class and you have to go to be supportive. #monsterdon

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Oh FFS the torrent didn't finish in time

What did these townsfolk bring their children to see?

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#monsterdon I went to a circus and Cats broke out..

Guys there are kids in the audience. #Monsterdon

Good old fashioned family entertainment. 0.0 #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon A show for all ages!

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I love the tiger and the chimpanzee but I worry about them.

Uhh yeah that was... quite an eyefull.

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The Burgermeister has amazing volume, what shampoo is he using? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Tiger and panther make it worth the price of admission..

I guess a beauty pageant is part of the circus in these days

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I was right, boobs!

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This lady reminds me of Kate Mulgrew.

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Those were the days when you could set up a circus with just three animals, a dancing short guy, and one lightly buff dude.

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Why did we ever give up on rickrack

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Well that got horny fast.

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Time has passed and we have gone to the far flung future of... like 20 years later or something? The wardrobes have not changed.
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Why does the Burgermeister look like Rip Taylor? And why isn't he throwing confetti?

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#Monsterdon the Burgermeister's daughter is 13-going-on-30.

Haha yay! We love the way the clown rubs his extra greasy greasepaint on our children!

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As per regulation, the strong man is properly shirtless. #monsterdon

And paradise... is... to be mine!

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Stop with the little blond kids, movie. It’s creepy in not a fun way

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oh look it's whip time again

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#monsterdon Burgermeister Meisterburger! HE HATES TOYS!

The circus is a lot more kinky than vampire sex #Monsterdon

Oh that burger is high as a kite. #Monsterdon

are we gonna sacrifice these guys right in the middle of the show??? coz that would be amazing.

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Is this entire circus mimes?

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The reason you're missing the horse, by the way, is that you're shooting the ground. Just sayin'.

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Their hair is all exquisitely styled.

Fabulous hats!

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This circus leading lass looks familiar. Has she been on Monsterdon before?

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Hell of a beauty mark on her cleavage.

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I'll give the roadblock guys credit for having better aim than stormtroopers

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He’s coming to take away all your toys.

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This is like a Ken Russell movie except it is about vampire clowns instead of based on a Henry Miller novel.

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I can tell right now that this movie is not Child-Safe.

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Wait. Is this movie going to have a title drop? I sure hope so!
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David Prowse is beefcake.

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But Chimpy hates everything!

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Ugh. I'm forgetting my hashtags again.

All dialogue will be recorded in a sound studio and ADRed in later.

It is the Hammer Way.
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so there are four people in this circus? the lady, the beefcake, the little guy, and the panther. sounds like the setup to a joke.

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Burgermeister? I hear they have good fries. Burgers are okay. But if you go there you've just GOT to get one of their shakes.
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If this was made in America that clown would totally be Billy Barty. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

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This is tough to watch. When I have horrible fevers I hear this circus music.

“Do you know another way???”

Yeah, maybe sneak through the woods at night on foot instead of riding down the road in broad daylight #Monsterdon

they laugh when he just hops up and down. easy audience

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“Today my jurisdiction ends here.”

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Such good ascots in this movie.

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these people have real low standards for entertainment....

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This circus sucks.

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oh god a chimp :/

Please please do not turn into a funny chimp movie #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The most hilarious explosions ever.

I could watch this fop get shot at for the entire remaining hour.

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Now THAT's a get off my proppity sign.

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the little person better also be a vampire

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Whoa... Blinking... I thought I saw Fabio.

This man's hair, so ... coifed. What y'all think? Dominicans, Hair Cuttery, Walmart hair salon? #monsterdon

I do like the aesthetics of this movie tho

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#monsterdon Let's split up in the middle of an open field! That'll fool them!

"Easy, easy! We're just being shot at by at least 18 men with muskets, girl."

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Dude, telling Dora she 'must stay' in the capital will just make her wonder what's going on back home and obvs. she'll come back.

KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!

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Oh right. Desert at the Vampire Circus.
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That boy be Kirk rolling.

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Kitty! #Monsterdon

Special guest director Paul Greengrass. #monsterdon

serpentine! serpentine!

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Horse like, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, PUNKASS" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I don't want to do it! - Prince Valium the Sleepy

"Warning, go back or you'll be shot"

Shall we carry on, then?

Right-o.

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That's a lot of gunshots, when is this set again?

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Doctor screaming slurs out a window? Feels accurate.

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