True story: I got to see David Prowse on a panel at #DragonCon years back.

#Monsterdon

So we hit racism (castism? I'm not sure what to call it when the targets are Roma) at 25 minutes, that's actually pretty late for Monsterdon, right?

#monsterdon

ride to the left

ride to the right

stand up sign down fight fight fi

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Are we actually watching Vampire, comma, Circus?

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Oh he's not sick, he just accidentally put his cigarette out on his face 20 times

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that's some nasty demartitites
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"warning
go back or you will be shot"

sorry, what's the literacy level? in this rustic town in the days of yore??

#monsterdon

10s into the film and I already saw the boom mic in the top of the frame. Must be a good one.

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The geese are now my favorite part of this movie

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Read the room, circus folk. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

yeah, wait til darkness! wtf....

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The Doctor has A Quest, you see... #monsterdon

"There's the roadblock!"

More of a forestblock, but sure #Monsterdon

You were all distracting me with jokes and I didn't get a good look at the shirtless muscle dude. #monsterdon

The Doctor needs to pick up some Clericil.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon Heinz has 57 varieties of sickness per bottle.

what is he hiding under that hat

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I presume that vampires --

Whoa that music grinder is buff!

Ahem, anyway, I presume these specific folks can't be vampires right? They are out in the sun

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Surliest, most sullen circus ever

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#Monsterdon 🧛 🎪 😱

This gray horse says "QUIT pulling on my face you weirdo!"

"i guess we have some roadblocks going into our town but if an entire circus gets past them i guess they can stay" is the right security posture #monsterdon

Ok. NAS screwed up and i fixed it after 18 minutes. We missed all the bewbs. 😦 But I'm here now.

#monsterdon

@sean Just like old times. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

ya'll realize that doc is totally gonna ditch your town right?

#monsterdon

"If they got in, I can get out."

Yeah I wouldn't want to stick around for that corny tourist trap either. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
My wife

fingers crossed for Chekhov's flock of geese

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#monsterdon Why have you come? To steal the money from dead men's eyes.. HAhahaha
WUT?

I am fucking ROOTING for this panther.

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"Circus of Nights"

Is the panther a were? Quick cuts suggests so.

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That's a heck of a... jump cut montage? With the panther? Whatever that was. Neat!

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What was that nonsense with the leopard? Is there a shirtless man in that leopard? Is he in its tummy?

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So it took Anna 15 years to find the Circus of Delights? #Monsterdon

Is that the leopard from Cat Girl? #monsterdon

How'd the circus get past the roadblocks? Oh...
Is that Jeff Goldblum?

#Monsterdon
#VampireCircus

The town is blockaded but sure they'll let the circus on.

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According to this movie, all musicians play shirtless with oiled chests. #Monsterdon

"WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUE!"

#Monsterdon #WhoopsWaitWrongGame

"HA HA HA HA we're not kidding..."

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 🎪 😱

I'm gonna have to find out about that black panther she's a great beauty!

#monsterdon Oh sure. Nothing suspicious about a circus train in a village that's been completely sealed off and quarantined.

Whoops, lost the film for a good while there. Going to have to skip ahead.

Hope I didn't miss much.

Wait, I missed the boobs? Aw man!

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The town of Shtetl is a weird name 🤔 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
A decent use of editing for lack of SFX

Beefy.

hah.. an organ grindr

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this guy's vampiric power is triggering seizures

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Oh hello. #monsterdon

"Woman! What year is it?!"

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@nev Angry guy, ignorant guy, doctor guy, and, uh, other guy.

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BIG CAT
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WERE-PANTHER

(i assume it's also a vampire but yknow. werepanther vampire!)

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The absolute scenery chewing going on 🤣

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Fuck yeah circus music!

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Love some good organ grinding

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That’s Dave Prowse who is shirtless and playing the music box thing for the circus.

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I believe the modern term is “spongy woman”.

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KITTY! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wow, glad I had subtitles. You'd think your crier would enunciate better.

I hope we're not expected to be able to tell all these white guys apart because I definitely have lost track

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"Vampires are only a legend! Now I'll just sit back and wait for my entirely deserved ironic death!" #Monsterdon

Medieval entertainment

#monsterdon

I love Hammer films because the acting is often on par with your local High School's drama club, but with an impressive Budget.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

The Circus of Nights is the new term for #monsterdon

Me at work next year (with head in hand): "Do you still say there isn't a curse on us?"

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"Vampires are things of legends"... and circuses!

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#monsterdon Guys, vampire bats come from South America. They're not vampire bats.

Blah blah blah blah.. no vampires only science.. blah blah #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Oh, the circus is a Gypsy caravan

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Human trafficking, but with bats for a change #monsterdon

so far

it sounds like the REALLY EASY SOLUTION

is to finish torching the dang castle...

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Movie... what are you doing to that vampire's thrawl?
Oh just a whipping. Well that sucks yes but yall were leaning in a weird way there.
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Oh! A little person in clown makeup! I'm sure that this will be handled careful... #monsterdon

YES! The circus has come to town!

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(yawn) more bitey less yappy, please and thank you.
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I think the white-haired guy played Watson

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The guy sitting at the desk is totally not at all wearing a silver wig, at all

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It'd be funny if stakes didn't work but steaks did, and it was the town butcher who saved everyone

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Tonight's body count:
1 "dead" vampire count
1 dead child
Some dead rowdy villagers
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon the bad guy from Star Blazers?

#monsterdon I wonder what's happening at the circus..

Fifteen years later ...

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@hollie The new standard adventuring party

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@Louisa I am VERY MUCH enjoying this font, especially combined with that nice humanist sans serif for the smaller words! A+

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even in 1972 i think you could shorthand that entire opening sequence by just having some of the characters be like "we killed the vampire awhile ago but we let that one broad who was stealing kids for him go" to be able to spend more time doing circus things #monsterdon

And now...the interminable credits.

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That priest’s hat… isn’t that a Russian orthodox hat?? #Monsterdon

I spent that whole cold open with this running through my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXxztZs82yE

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Guy gets back from one mountaineering trip and now he can't stop putting his leg up on everything. #monsterdon

THE FIVE BEATLES

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...Oh, it IS a plague cart, never mind >_> #Monsterdon

Bring out yer dead!
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@CactuarJoe jinx, coke xD

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Bring out yer dead! Bring out yer dead!

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Holy shit, Dave Prowse as in the guy who played Darth Vader (body, not voice)? YES. YES IT IS. He apparently plays a strongman in the circus.

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BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD

BRING OUT YER DEEEEEAD #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
bring out your dead

So, I'm clearly a few minutes behind but... I'm still sitting here in awe. #monsterdon

Likely just my copy, but the sound volume is all over the place.

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it is a compact setup to have the credits roll be "10 years later" though #monsterdon