"15 years and you haven't aged a day, sir" #monsterdon

we're at two on the big racisms count for this movie

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#monsterdon Oh sure. Run off to make out with a circus performer. That always ends well.

They're always faithful to the village ladies.

...Boogermeister? #Monsterdon

The Boogermeister #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9h2q_dr9k

#Monsterdon the best part of this movie is the titties.

Ha! Called it.

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

In hindsight, drinking a shot everytime they show boobs on-screen was a poor decision.

#Monsterdon

@diazona 😆#Monsterdon

That's exactly how I dismount my loft bed, too. She did it more gracefully, to be 100% honest.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

@jammerb 🤔

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Mama, can you hear me?

#Monsterdon

@flowerpot at least 3 of each gender so far

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@SnoopJ 😆
#Monsterdon

Emil, Emil!
With sex appeal!

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon "Sometimes I think 'please' is the first word you learned to say"

Is that a bad thing?

Wish I was spry enough to roll out of bed like that in the morning, damn.

#Monsterdon

momma with the good acting and questionable judgement

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One lion tamer vampire doesn't equal a "Circus of Vampires."

#Monsterdon

SUBTEXT IS FOR LOSERS #monsterdon

hammer's viewership started to dip in the 70s and their big plan to win it back was boobs
as you can see
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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
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Noticing naked torsos ⬆️
Acceptance of unique circus acts ⬇️
Cat people? ⬆️

oh no we've got a slur 😬

#monsterdon

This town is called Shtetl but all I see are gentiles.

#Monsterdon

"I'm going back."
*keep shooting*
"I'm going back!"
Is this a Python skit?
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

is this genius really asking for her parent's permission to run away from home?

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Wait. Mr. Vampire is wearing the same flashy disco necklace and no one noticed?
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TITS. #monsterdon

@Louisa I think that's the underlying theme of the subgenre

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It is a deep truth that behind the mask there is just another mask.

#Monsterdon

Emil fails the marshmallow test #monsterdon

@flowerpot
I watched #VampyrosLesbos last night, so my porn standards are somewhat skewed. 😵‍💫

#Monsterdon

I mean, this is the "taking" yeah? it's just fucking. #monsterdon

This may be the horniest movie we've had for #Monsterdon .

Is anyone counting the naked torsos in this movie? I'd be drunk if this were a drinking game.
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#monsterdon A little known fact: panthers can't tell time

"Emil will take you home"

With this #Monsterdon that is definitely a euphemism

Do all the vampires wear fancy chokers? Is that how we're supposed to tell?

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That guy's got a necklace just like the panther's

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#VampireCircus

This movie is over 75% tits by volume.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Pretty sure this is the most #monsterdon boobs we've ever had, yeah.

@uptownsongclub believe it or not, I'm a vaaaamp

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I think you were meant to take her to HER home, Emil.

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#monsterdon Emil is not an incel.

So far it only looks like one person has any disease. Possible all the diseases. Maybe if you just burn him the blockade will ease up?
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I guess kissing was a normal way to say "thank you" huh

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Hitting a high Tits-Per-Second count here #Monsterdon

Oh no, do we need the RSPCA?

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Is that what the kids these days are calling “taking you home?”

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#monsterdon Kissing all of the villagers during a plague is a great idea..

@Wynter They already pulled out the whips, I'm waiting for the chains.

#Monsterdon

mirror of life i'm sure that won't be important

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How did the man save you if he's apparently catatonic? #monsterdon

ah. so we are then.

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"Why do you humiliate me?"

"Well, to be fair, you make it super easy."

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

hahahaha the way panther-boy slid up her chest with those Marty Feldman eyes

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Believe it or not I
Saved this young waif
He was peeking inside the pan-ther-cage
#monsterdon

setting the brownface to the side for a sec, i think that panther guy is really living the petplay dream under that mistress

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Very short show. Price one (1) Gustav.

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i think emil will do more than take you home. lord, we're not gonna have to watch that too, are we?

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Ladies in Stehl got a lot of sexual repression. #Monsterdon

Thinking we're going to see when she does figure out a way to thank Emil #monsterdon

Oh gawd, it's kissing of the villagers?!
#Monsterdon

She's a raving cirusist. #monsterdon

"I don't know how to thank you" ... but maybe nibbling and pulling on your lips will be a start.

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"I just......want panther cock"

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#monsterdon Gustav went with Heinz, they're going to empty his Ketchup Bottle with hard ramming action. It's the only way to get the Ketchup out of a Heinz bottle. Or you tap him gently on his 57 Varieties logo and then he kinda oozes properly…

Master of burgers? Sign me up for that advanced degree!

(I know, he's like the mayor, cuz he's the master of the burgh.)

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#monsterdon "I was running to look into the panther's cage."

Sure, kid. You were looking for the lizard lady.

You know it's a good circus when everyone feels like they were on drugs afterwards. Bonus points if they actually were on drugs.

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#monsterdon If called by a panther, don't anther

*smooch* Eew, Fancy Feast breath :/ #Monsterdon

dumb exposition
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It was especially incongruous in The Apple Dumpling Gang , but they had to get butts in seats. #monsterdon

"we're done now! buh-bye!" #monsterdon

I'm with Mrs. Mayor. That nakie dance thing wasn't all that entertaining.

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What? Do we clap for the clown taking off his makeup to show the same makeup underneath

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THANK GOD!! the performance is OVER!!!

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Cat man? Is this a prequel to Cat People?
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

@lytta I think he might be. 😬

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"Ladies and gentlemen, the performance is over."

And now, lunch! #Monsterdon

What the hell just happened? #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

I napped and overslept #Monsterdon which sucks (heh) since I was literally just finishing rereading Bram Stoker’s Dracula, without knowing what we’d be watching. Damn, that was perfect timing, but not. Oh well.

@skatem #monsterdon

This is the Circus of Existential Pain.

#Monsterdon 🧛 🎪 😱

You guys I super mistrust this circus right now

The part of Emil is played by the oboe...

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This is The Wild Wild West does medieval #Monsterdon

When he exfoliates, he doesn't mess around #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Emile brings the smolder..

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Look, this is all we had before the Internet.

...Frodo? #Monsterdon

This circus is kinda a downer.
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I would stay away, if I had a choice.

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...We were having a nice time with the *actual* cats.

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#monsterdon DORA THE EXPLORA! She got away…

"I love her too"

I-I wasn't staring at the tiger lady, I don't know what you mean! #Monsterdon

Oh sure, the best way to get a cat to behave is to dangle something in front of it. #monsterdon

I mean, alright. #monsterdon

THAT brought pleasure to the crowned heads of Europe???
#Monsterdon