(darkly seductive music)

Sometimes subtitles are great

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Pretty sure this is the most #monsterdon boobs we've ever had, yeah.

@uptownsongclub believe it or not, I'm a vaaaamp

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I think you were meant to take her to HER home, Emil.

#monsterdon #vampirecircus

#monsterdon Emil is not an incel.

is this the most boob we've had in a #Monsterdon movie?

Am I imagining things or does the circus ringmaster have a very obvious band-aid on her left hand?

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So far it only looks like one person has any disease. Possible all the diseases. Maybe if you just burn him the blockade will ease up?
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

I guess kissing was a normal way to say "thank you" huh

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Hitting a high Tits-Per-Second count here #Monsterdon

Oh no, do we need the RSPCA?

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Is that what the kids these days are calling “taking you home?”

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#monsterdon Kissing all of the villagers during a plague is a great idea..

@Wynter They already pulled out the whips, I'm waiting for the chains.

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mirror of life i'm sure that won't be important

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How did the man save you if he's apparently catatonic? #monsterdon

ah. so we are then.

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"Why do you humiliate me?"

"Well, to be fair, you make it super easy."

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

hahahaha the way panther-boy slid up her chest with those Marty Feldman eyes

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Believe it or not I
Saved this young waif
He was peeking inside the pan-ther-cage
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setting the brownface to the side for a sec, i think that panther guy is really living the petplay dream under that mistress

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Very short show. Price one (1) Gustav.

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i think emil will do more than take you home. lord, we're not gonna have to watch that too, are we?

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Ladies in Stehl got a lot of sexual repression. #Monsterdon

Thinking we're going to see when she does figure out a way to thank Emil #monsterdon

Oh gawd, it's kissing of the villagers?!
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She's a raving cirusist. #monsterdon

"I don't know how to thank you" ... but maybe nibbling and pulling on your lips will be a start.

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"I just......want panther cock"

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#monsterdon Gustav went with Heinz, they're going to empty his Ketchup Bottle with hard ramming action. It's the only way to get the Ketchup out of a Heinz bottle. Or you tap him gently on his 57 Varieties logo and then he kinda oozes properly…

Master of burgers? Sign me up for that advanced degree!

(I know, he's like the mayor, cuz he's the master of the burgh.)

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#monsterdon "I was running to look into the panther's cage."

Sure, kid. You were looking for the lizard lady.

You know it's a good circus when everyone feels like they were on drugs afterwards. Bonus points if they actually were on drugs.

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That's no ordinary man .... it's Manimal.

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#monsterdon If called by a panther, don't anther

*smooch* Eew, Fancy Feast breath :/ #Monsterdon

dumb exposition
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It was especially incongruous in The Apple Dumpling Gang , but they had to get butts in seats. #monsterdon

"we're done now! buh-bye!" #monsterdon

I'm with Mrs. Mayor. That nakie dance thing wasn't all that entertaining.

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THANK GOD!! the performance is OVER!!!

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What? Do we clap for the clown taking off his makeup to show the same makeup underneath

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Cat man? Is this a prequel to Cat People?
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@lytta I think he might be. 😬

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"Ladies and gentlemen, the performance is over."

And now, lunch! #Monsterdon

What the hell just happened? #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

I napped and overslept #Monsterdon which sucks (heh) since I was literally just finishing rereading Bram Stoker’s Dracula, without knowing what we’d be watching. Damn, that was perfect timing, but not. Oh well.

@skatem #monsterdon

This is the Circus of Existential Pain.

#Monsterdon 🧛 🎪 😱

You guys I super mistrust this circus right now

wait we got CAT PEOPLE?

are they gonna put out fire with gasoline?

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The part of Emil is played by the oboe...

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This is The Wild Wild West does medieval #Monsterdon

When he exfoliates, he doesn't mess around #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Emile brings the smolder..

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Look, this is all we had before the Internet.

...Frodo? #Monsterdon

This circus is kinda a downer.
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I would stay away, if I had a choice.

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ngl i was more into that tiger dance sequence than i wanted to be

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...We were having a nice time with the *actual* cats.

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#monsterdon DORA THE EXPLORA! She got away…

"I love her too"

I-I wasn't staring at the tiger lady, I don't know what you mean! #Monsterdon

Oh sure, the best way to get a cat to behave is to dangle something in front of it. #monsterdon

I mean, alright. #monsterdon

THAT brought pleasure to the crowned heads of Europe???
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@cargot_robbie That should pick things up

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

The original Cheetara.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

so far this is a strong contender for most sexploitation, I think? especially if it keeps up like this

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#monsterdon With all the cats in this film, I guess you'd say this is a Claw Hammer..

Definitely the late-nite vegas show, I agree @Vanalope
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Sure, but will it play in Shtetl? #Monsterdon

What is this soundtrack. #monsterdon

That cat has way bigger boobs than I'd expect

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

The most folied cats in history

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Damn, not even a merkin.

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

A clown, a woman, and lvl 12 Barbarian. cRaZyYyyyyy~

#monsterdon #vampirecircus1972

Burgermeister

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Lmao ok, you got me movie, I did not expect naked lizardwoman sex to be part of the lion tamer act

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@kamikat I would say so!

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naked lady stripes is a fashion choice #monsterdon

Who doesn't love a clown spanking?

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I think this movie is a close to porn without actually being porn but with a vampire theme.
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I didn’t expect a modern dance sequence in the middle of this movie

Martha Graham would not be proud #Monsterdon

still not convinced there's more than 5 people in this...circus.

also...snake lady? excuse for tits? whaaaat?

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Are Faber and Serena supposed to be the tiger and the panther, or the two dancers in this bizarre choreo sequence?

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Presenting, #CATS 🦁

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

So the panther is a shapeshiting vampire, right?

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Now, the Burgermeisters I can get behind - because they know how to deal with children.
Ever since the visionary Burgermeister Meisterburger.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

...huh...
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Mayor of Shettle is like: wait, did I just endorse this?

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Look, sometimes your annoying friend takes a burlesque class and you have to go to be supportive. #monsterdon

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Oh FFS the torrent didn't finish in time

What did these townsfolk bring their children to see?

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#monsterdon I went to a circus and Cats broke out..

Guys there are kids in the audience. #Monsterdon

the green girl group never gets any credit from the blue man group but

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Good old fashioned family entertainment. 0.0 #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon A show for all ages!

CATS (2019)

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