"There's a Predator up in the tree behind me, isn't there?" #VampireCircus #Monsterdon

In all reality I am a big fan of Skip Martin, the little person actor. He's great in Masque of the Red Death and he's in Horror Hospital, a British horror film from this era that makes Vampire Circus seem downright lucid. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh dear, that puppet was BAD

HA HA HA HA HA HA

oh my god I haven't seen a panther puppet THAT bad since Apocalypto! :D #Monsterdon

@apLundell gotta pay your Uber #Monsterdon

they made the teeth on their vampire panther doll extra big

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Mirrors are hilarious, y’all! #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Ah yes. Carnies. Noted for the trustworthiness honor and integrity

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@amyfou Critique of capitalism?

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hahahhaha the panther puppet and the tempra paint. amazing.

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10:1 this woman will have her cloak off and tits out in less than 5 minutes
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Ow well now. I wasn't expecting any more bare breasts until maybe the third act. But you do you movie.
I guess the Manther always gets the girl.
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So help me it looked like the little clown was wearing the Sensory Nightmare collar.
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Attacked by killer puppets! Vampires wasted a lot of blood there #Monsterdon

"don't bless me, pay me!" might be the best line we're getting here.

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With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

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As fake falls go, that certainly was one

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"Don't bless me. Buy me!"

Trying to live in 2025.

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#monsterdon "Don't bless me! Pay me!"

Good line.

a tiger? in ferndale?

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This dwarf clown is the scariest sh*t in this movie! He really gives me the creeps.
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Did he just call them circus people? So woke.

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fern forests look too nice to be spooky

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Did that clown look woolly? Is he a were-sheep? I wouldn't put it past this bizarre movie. #VampireCircus #Monsterdon

and WHAT exactly is that herb in his mouth?

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In those days, even a movie like this could benefit from things that would only have been in avant-garde cinema a decade before.

#LyricalShots

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Mmmmm, ferns.

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Ach, burgermeister, so befuddled.

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"Don't worry, I've arranged it with the circus people"

Title of my sex tape.

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...what did they even expect to happen with that mirror

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he's no pennywise but honestly the clown's working it

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Ok, the people/animal transformations are actually pretty fantastic. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

I just remembered that the little chef from Burger Time is also named Peter

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@cocaine_owlbear this was before the internet tho. #Monsterdon

Okay, they made the previously silly dwarf mime ominous. Good bit.

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#monsterdon Overconfident mirror announcements ...

Panther panther panther panther panther panther panther ah fuck it's just you >:(

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I mean, "I fell in love with the first panther man who came with the circus to kill my family who saw my boobs," isn't the WEIRDEST relationship origin story

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I've heard there's a sucker born every minute, but this is ridiculous! #monsterdon #dudleymoore #onceinyourlifeyoufindher

Suddenly and without warning, the Burgermeister was whisked away over the rainbow.

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Oh hell yeah panther time.

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So this Emil actor was in Raiders? I'll have to watch it again to spot him. Will be hard without the disco choker.

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The Burgermeister would be entertained by a rock #monsterdon

Boogermeister: You can't handle my strongest potions, warrior!

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He’s got magic hands? Paws? #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#Monsterdon optical bats!!

This is pre-Simpsons, comedy was very different. #monsterdon

Oh, Emil will take you, all right.

Oh, I thought it was going to be innuendo, but that escalated quickly.

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Emil's sultry face looks like Oscar Isaac trying to solve a difficult math problem

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Now who is this shirtless gentleman?

Why are we back in the circus after they said it was done. #monsterdon

Romana? Is that you, Romana? What in Omega's name are you doing in this bizarre spectacle? #VampireCircus #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow subtlety is generally forbidden from appearing in Hammer films.

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lmfao why so many flips, the first one looked fine - okay no there's other things to talk about here.

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Emile really seems like a unskilled lover.

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Emil has the face of someone who is drunk
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everyone looking at each other funnily

WHAT IS THIS SCENE

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"As you can see...Time's person of the year...IS YOU!" #monsterdon

We already did that trick!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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(probably titties, given this movie)

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I don't know where this is going, but my head canon is that the vampires don't have any money and realized they could just do their vampire stuff and call it a circus

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And now for the tiger themed body paint foreplay dance. This... This did things to people in the 70s. This is uh, huh yeah. Oh. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

You don't have to be good. You just have to be better than the other Vampire Circus in town. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

burger meister was my nickname in college

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@diazona I can never forget yeti nipple. #monsterdon #vampirecircus

@YsengrinWolf clearly if it works once it works always

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his honor is about to see something, anyway. #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's a bat party!

...wouldn't guilders only be used in the Netherlands in the 19th century?

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“Emil will take you home—won’t you?” #Monsterdon

They've really backslid on that whole "stake the vampire" attitude from 15 years ago huh?

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Anna looking at human Emil the way Belle looked at human The Beast 👀

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I think Emil is going feral.

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These are the dumbest villagers ever. Mother fucking carneys be shapeshifting right before them and they just 👏👏👏.

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The old man's wig looks like David Bowie's Wig from Labyrinth's grandfather.
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From the Murkworks:

"She looks like Lala Ward"

"That's because she's Lala Ward"

"Oh"

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@amyfou hahahahaha 😛

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This seems like a very elaborate way to kill the whole village #monsterdon

I don't understand why no one in the audience isn't standing up and screaming "WITCH!", because surely that would have happened...

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doctor who actor yes, doctor who alas no

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Feeling pretty jel of people into breastication. All I get is the strong-man, he's ok. #monsterdon

#monsterdon People turning into bats?

Wow, this reminds me of that time we killed a dracula. What a weird coincidence.

So this Emil actor was in Raiders? I'll have to watch it again to spot him. Will be hard without the disco choker.

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Is that Romana?
From Dr. Who?

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After this the only way to up the nudity factor in #monsterdon we’re going to have to do The Holy Mountain next. Or just start screening 70s “naturist” films. Christ.

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Is it a firework show?

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Having a female ringmaster is cool.
These Romani are ahead of their time.
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we now present.... THE FABULOUS LEAPING ARYANS!!!

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"The sins of the father will be brought down on their children and their parents."

…

What?

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Acro*bats*!!

Their town is in lockdown, what newspaper was he reading? Suspension of disbelief broken 😑

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This is typical public sector work. One guy actually digging the rocks, 2 supervisors watching him work.

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Subtitles: "burgermeister"

Shut up, nerd! I know what I heard.

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There are two guys off-camera for this with HUGE tennis rackets

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The cast of the music video for Fiona Apple's 'Criminal' have once again convened to resurrect Dracula. #monsterdon

Rosa (Rosie?) talked with Panther guy, like, not at all. Neither of them were interested in talking. How is she pretending to know anything about him??? #Monsterdon

Burgermeister?
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Is it me or was that woman telling her mom she wasn't old weirdly sexually charged for a parent/child scene?

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Do burgermeisters make hamburgers?

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