Oh hell yeah panther time.

#monsterdon #vampirecircus1972

So this Emil actor was in Raiders? I'll have to watch it again to spot him. Will be hard without the disco choker.

#Monsterdon

The Burgermeister would be entertained by a rock #monsterdon

Boogermeister: You can't handle my strongest potions, warrior!

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

He’s got magic hands? Paws? #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

This is pre-Simpsons, comedy was very different. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon optical bats!!

Oh, Emil will take you, all right.

Oh, I thought it was going to be innuendo, but that escalated quickly.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Emil's sultry face looks like Oscar Isaac trying to solve a difficult math problem

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🧛 🎪 😱

Now who is this shirtless gentleman?

Why are we back in the circus after they said it was done. #monsterdon

Romana? Is that you, Romana? What in Omega's name are you doing in this bizarre spectacle? #VampireCircus #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow subtlety is generally forbidden from appearing in Hammer films.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

lmfao why so many flips, the first one looked fine - okay no there's other things to talk about here.

#monsterdon #vampirecircus1972

Emile really seems like a unskilled lover.

#Monsterdon

everyone looking at each other funnily

WHAT IS THIS SCENE

#monsterdon

Emil has the face of someone who is drunk
#monsterdon #VampireCircus

"As you can see...Time's person of the year...IS YOU!" #monsterdon

(probably titties, given this movie)

#monsterdon

We already did that trick!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!

#Monsterdon

I don't know where this is going, but my head canon is that the vampires don't have any money and realized they could just do their vampire stuff and call it a circus

#Monsterdon

And now for the tiger themed body paint foreplay dance. This... This did things to people in the 70s. This is uh, huh yeah. Oh. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

You don't have to be good. You just have to be better than the other Vampire Circus in town. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

burger meister was my nickname in college

#monsterdon

@diazona I can never forget yeti nipple. #monsterdon #vampirecircus

@YsengrinWolf clearly if it works once it works always

#Monsterdon

his honor is about to see something, anyway. #monsterdon

#monsterdon It's a bat party!

...wouldn't guilders only be used in the Netherlands in the 19th century?

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

“Emil will take you home—won’t you?” #Monsterdon

They've really backslid on that whole "stake the vampire" attitude from 15 years ago huh?

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Anna looking at human Emil the way Belle looked at human The Beast 👀

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

I think Emil is going feral.

#Monsterdon

These are the dumbest villagers ever. Mother fucking carneys be shapeshifting right before them and they just 👏👏👏.

#Monsterdon

The old man's wig looks like David Bowie's Wig from Labyrinth's grandfather.
#monsterdon

From the Murkworks:

"She looks like Lala Ward"

"That's because she's Lala Ward"

"Oh"

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

@amyfou hahahahaha 😛

#Monsterdon

This seems like a very elaborate way to kill the whole village #monsterdon

I don't understand why no one in the audience isn't standing up and screaming "WITCH!", because surely that would have happened...

#monsterdon

doctor who actor yes, doctor who alas no

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Feeling pretty jel of people into breastication. All I get is the strong-man, he's ok. #monsterdon

#monsterdon People turning into bats?

Wow, this reminds me of that time we killed a dracula. What a weird coincidence.

So this Emil actor was in Raiders? I'll have to watch it again to spot him. Will be hard without the disco choker.

#Monsterdon

Is that Romana?
From Dr. Who?

#monsterdon

Is it a firework show?

#Monsterdon

After this the only way to up the nudity factor in #monsterdon we’re going to have to do The Holy Mountain next. Or just start screening 70s “naturist” films. Christ.

#monsterdon #vampirecircus

Having a female ringmaster is cool.
These Romani are ahead of their time.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

we now present.... THE FABULOUS LEAPING ARYANS!!!

#monsterdon

"The sins of the father will be brought down on their children and their parents."

…

What?

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#Monsterdon 🧛 🎪 😱

Acro*bats*!!

Their town is in lockdown, what newspaper was he reading? Suspension of disbelief broken 😑

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

This is typical public sector work. One guy actually digging the rocks, 2 supervisors watching him work.

#monsterdon

Subtitles: "burgermeister"

Shut up, nerd! I know what I heard.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

There are two guys off-camera for this with HUGE tennis rackets

#monsterdon

The cast of the music video for Fiona Apple's 'Criminal' have once again convened to resurrect Dracula. #monsterdon

Rosa (Rosie?) talked with Panther guy, like, not at all. Neither of them were interested in talking. How is she pretending to know anything about him??? #Monsterdon

Burgermeister?
#monsterdon

Is it me or was that woman telling her mom she wasn't old weirdly sexually charged for a parent/child scene?

#Monsterdon

Do burgermeisters make hamburgers?

#Monsterdon

"15 years and you haven't aged a day, sir" #monsterdon

we're at two on the big racisms count for this movie

#monsterdon

...Boogermeister? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh sure. Run off to make out with a circus performer. That always ends well.

They're always faithful to the village ladies.

The Boogermeister #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9h2q_dr9k

#Monsterdon the best part of this movie is the titties.

Ha! Called it.

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

In hindsight, drinking a shot everytime they show boobs on-screen was a poor decision.

#Monsterdon

@diazona 😆#Monsterdon

That's exactly how I dismount my loft bed, too. She did it more gracefully, to be 100% honest.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

@jammerb 🤔

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Mama, can you hear me?

#Monsterdon

@flowerpot at least 3 of each gender so far

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ 😆
#Monsterdon

Emil, Emil!
With sex appeal!

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon "Sometimes I think 'please' is the first word you learned to say"

Is that a bad thing?

Wish I was spry enough to roll out of bed like that in the morning, damn.

#Monsterdon

momma with the good acting and questionable judgement

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

SUBTEXT IS FOR LOSERS #monsterdon

One lion tamer vampire doesn't equal a "Circus of Vampires."

#Monsterdon

hammer's viewership started to dip in the 70s and their big plan to win it back was boobs
as you can see
#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
WatchVibe™️

Noticing naked torsos ⬆️
Acceptance of unique circus acts ⬇️
Cat people? ⬆️

oh no we've got a slur 😬

#monsterdon

This town is called Shtetl but all I see are gentiles.

#Monsterdon

is this genius really asking for her parent's permission to run away from home?

#monsterdon

"I'm going back."
*keep shooting*
"I'm going back!"
Is this a Python skit?
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Wait. Mr. Vampire is wearing the same flashy disco necklace and no one noticed?
#Monsterdon

TITS. #monsterdon

@Louisa I think that's the underlying theme of the subgenre

#monsterdon

It is a deep truth that behind the mask there is just another mask.

#Monsterdon

Emil fails the marshmallow test #monsterdon

@flowerpot
I watched #VampyrosLesbos last night, so my porn standards are somewhat skewed. 😵‍💫

#Monsterdon

I mean, this is the "taking" yeah? it's just fucking. #monsterdon

Is anyone counting the naked torsos in this movie? I'd be drunk if this were a drinking game.
#Monsterdon

This may be the horniest movie we've had for #Monsterdon .

#monsterdon A little known fact: panthers can't tell time

"Emil will take you home"

With this #Monsterdon that is definitely a euphemism

Do all the vampires wear fancy chokers? Is that how we're supposed to tell?

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus1972

That guy's got a necklace just like the panther's

#monsterdon
#VampireCircus

This movie is over 75% tits by volume.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus