#monsterdon Period costumes and 70's and 80's hair..

These boys aren’t nearly as entertained by the mirrors as that old dude was.

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creatures of night

brought to light

in the mirror i guess?

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"A circus is for the young."

I dunno lady there's been an awful lot of breasts.

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"Circus is for the young" but it has attractions for the old horny guys too #monsterdon

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"but we don't have any money"

"i'll make an exception for you, young justin bieber"

Something Wicked This Way Rips-Off #monsterdon

#monsterdon They say not to come to every young lad. That's why you're so highly strung and nervous and so jumpy. Now, get in there and give Emil a snacc-attacc.

Look at this boys hair style. They would blend in fine today
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@overholt So it wasn't my imagination...

I didn't trust myself.

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The jewels/eyes on the boots are also nicely done! #Monsterdon

You see? The cats are just Muppets they're quite harmless! #Monsterdon

Not Catholic - can you cross yourself on the neck if you're really upset?

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@Newpa_Hasai ........................they're brother and sister?

woops

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Helga, you are on tiger puppet watch from now on.

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#monsterdon ~49 minutes in note to self screencap the young couple and make Anekin/Padme snowclone memes

wait, so is the tiger a vampire too?

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wow that tiger was extremely still for a while

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That clip needs a "screaming internally" subtitle.

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WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS

THE HURDY-GURDY NEVER STOPS!

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So Dora, or the actress who plays her, was Peter Sellers final wife. He died 8 years after this movie was released, at the age of 54. Now I know what caused his heart attack.

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This is the sequel to the superior Hammer production "Vampire Bread and" #monsterdon

"They play no games. They are death." Melodramatic much?

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another shot with the geese in it... interesting...

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Is it your breasts? Is that what you consider interesting? It's breasts, isn't it? #monsterdon

Took a quick break to watch some Tom Lehrer https://youtu.be/pvhYqeGp_Do if i missed anything don't tell me

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the idea of one lone man keeping sane while everyone else freaks out about a vampire curse would work better if he weren't in fact wrong.

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Let me show you something.... interesting.

Just step into this phone box...

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#monsterdon Panthers are a new-world animal, right?

How very modern of our vampires.

Very convincing corpses!

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they've said the g slur at least three times and also i keep waiting for the brown face guy to come back

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Woah.. Bell dude.. personal space. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Is that a leopard-print shawl? #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

“I’m just trying to keep everyone from going mad” is now my excuse for doing everything #Monsterdon

Okay, obviously Anton is wrong about the circus, but he's got a point about keeping a level head.

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Ascot *AND* Ruffles??

Fear drives up fear and death drives up death, baby! Up and to the right! 📈

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@Louisa To be fair, their star show was the short person jumping up and down and then later pulling off one layer of makeup.

I wouldn't expect them to put that much effort into the name if this is the best they can do, lol.

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"Why are you so eager to defend the circus?"

Said to the young boy who's never seen a bare ankle.

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I *told* you not to tell Dora not to come back. Dora *had* to come back once you said that to her

Oh hey Dora handled herself surprisingly well for stumbling across a bunch of decayed bodies while getting shot at

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Is Dora gonna be Miao Mix?

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Okay, mom's not Dora, but she might still have a name #monsterdon

a commune with the circus? "is the vampire here with us now?"

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Extremely convincing muppet attack, that! #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Wait.

It's only half over?

FUUUUUUUUUUCK…

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Ah hah hah hah. What a delightful little funhouse.
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Circus of Nights? Not very poetic

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#monsterdon lmao what in the absolute fuck?

Good fake cat eyes on the black boots. 10/10 my favorite part of this .... movie.
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I missed the part where they explain why the circus waited fifteen years to avenge the count. Or is time not that important to vampires?

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#monsterdon Welcome to the ferny farm.

okay fine the maggots on the corpses were a good touch

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Damn, this is Ben Gardener's boat. #monsterdon

We had to switch from Plex to Tubi because the stream was stuttering like mad and now I think we're behind.

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Wow, maggots already? It's only been a few... hours? Maybe? Is that feasible? I don't know, I'm not an entomologist. #monsterdon

"...yeah, fairies wear boots, and you gotta believe me"

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WHOA NICE DEAD BODY VFX

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He's got lights on his KNEES????

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The clown wears lighter clown face by day?
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Wow, granny went all floppy in death #Monsterdon

You've just seen 3 corpses. One is already decaying and has worms in its eye socket.

What is your impulse? Is it to... bite the knuckles of your balled-up fist?

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So, do you guys think they foreshadowed that Dora was going to show up enough, or should they have belabored it some more?

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But of course Dora for really no good reason tries to run the blockade to get to her dad and boyfriend. #Monsterdon

Maggots grow very fast, apparently.

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Is this Dora out exploring?
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Bat themed acrobats? Dick Grayson's ancestors?
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Okay the eyes into the boot buttons fade was pretty cool actually

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okay, we've got running damsel trope... #monsterdon

Okay, so the girl who wanted so badly to go to the circus was Rosa. If her mom has a name (Dora?) then we have a Bechdel pass in their scene earlier #monsterdon

@starkraving666 By the big kitty? I mean, paws were involved. 😆
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*sniff* *sniff* I know, I know… *sob* my daughter's a skank

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The burgueimeister looks like Harry Potter',s uncle.
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#monsterdon "That will keep the others from trying to leave."

How's that going to work? The others will just think those three successfully left.

cut to shot for Dora, very safe and very much in the city.

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Rosa’s mom: “She was out all last night, with that man from the circus. … He wasn’t the first.”

Why are you saying this to this young dude who might even potentially have feelings for her?

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@Louisa I think there is a vampire clown contagion but I'm not sure.

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He wasn't the first circus guy?

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"He isn't the first" <-- 😱

@lytta Same.
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So... these folks more or less believe in vampires, killed one 5 years prior, and think this circus act of animals turning into people is "entertaining"?

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@Newpa_Hasai 👏

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These parts with no dialogue and no actors are my favorite. #monsterdon

"Now rest. Now rest. Now rest." Politely telling boogermeister to stfu.

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Rofl, these effects!

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#monsterdon Fantastic.

I really hope the clown hiking guide scene does not devolve into heavy petting.
Oh, a panther mauled them. That's much better.
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fred there's really wishing he'd stuck with the rest of the scooby gang instead of tryhing to be a doctor

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RIP Burgermeister Meisterburger

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Man that cat puppet is going nuts

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I feel they should be entitled to a partial refund on those coins they paid #monsterdon

Not the dripping red #FF0000 paint!!!

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The kitty is playing with red paint!

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I gotta be honest I don't know what's going on, I don't even know why the town is quarantined and I've been sitting here in front of the TV the whole time

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I've kinda lost the plot. Why did the sick old lady and her entourage wander into the woods and just sit there to be eaten?
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@cd0 hah that was literally my same thought

(maybe except the one with the underwater lab)

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That hall of mirrors is clearly what the interior of the White House is modeled after.

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my, what comically large teeth you've gained, cat. #monsterdon

It's a vase

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*smirk* Yes, Hammer, it was a vewwy vewwy scary panther puppet

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