does the burgomeister's hair keep changing between fluffy white and mussed up salt and pepper?

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DO NOT kill all the animals, Burgermeister.

“The others are afraid, but you and I, we know what to do.”

*grabs guns*

Apparently, you don’t know what to do at all.

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Pulling the boys into a mirror is definitely too good of a twist for this movie

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This is obviously not an American movie, the number of tiddies and dead children on screen is greater than zero.

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wait, I thought the Burger Master died....?

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There they are. In green pancake makeup.

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Now this is like a Bergman movie but with vampire clowns.

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That father figure looks more and more like Stephen Fry the longer the movie goes on. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

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the boys are back in town

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8TQfhRVXY )

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Killing kids is really cheap manipulation.

Well, if you actually cared about those kids.

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AAAH IT'S A VAMPIRE

🦇 : 🍌 🥺

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@nev @SnoopJ @cargot_robbie thank goodness for modern technology

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#monsterdon It was CRUEL to bring us that close to a suplex and not follow through!

THE BOYS THE BOYS ARE HERE

Here comes the boy! welcome

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Lol, that'll teach you for picking on the smallest one!

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the vampire's dread avatar, the adorable fuzzy flying fox

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FOXBATTY! #monsterdon

"Use all the footage we got where the two boys didn't laugh"

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we should probably call 'everyone is calling them the g-slur while their big goals are to steal children' a third big racism for this movie tbh

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Nice shot of Lala's fillings. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Mmm, yummy red paint.

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she's gonna be 12 for a very, very long time

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"But you're young, and the circus is for the young"

Is it? Even the part with the naked body-painted woman in a latex skullcap doing an erotic dance with one of the performers?

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#monsterdon This mirror must be some kind of Time Lord trickery!

Im late to the party but just realized one of the circus ladies is Lalla Ward!

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now I just want to re-read Johnathan Strange and Mr Norrell

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Fear drives out fear as death drives out death and I am from everywhere and nowhere, school-teacher.

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Okay, I just wanna point out that the kids from Something Wicked This Way Comes were waaaay smarter than these two idiots.

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@blue the barrel organ store was out of the whimsy and wonder reels so they had to buy the evil ones instead #monsterdon

Is this supposed to be romantic?! #Monsterdon

Ameal has to notify the authorities every time he moves. He can't live within 100 yards of a school.

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The walking through the mirror was actually pretty creepy. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Oh no the manther just got hungry.
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Oh that's a neat tie-in, 'cause vampires have no reflection.

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Oh! The daughter survived the cold open! How confusing.

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Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the tastiest of them all?

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Mirror portal!

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oh no pedophile vibes again

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#monsterdon Period costumes and 70's and 80's hair..

These boys aren’t nearly as entertained by the mirrors as that old dude was.

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creatures of night

brought to light

in the mirror i guess?

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"A circus is for the young."

I dunno lady there's been an awful lot of breasts.

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"Circus is for the young" but it has attractions for the old horny guys too #monsterdon

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"but we don't have any money"

"i'll make an exception for you, young justin bieber"

Something Wicked This Way Rips-Off #monsterdon

#monsterdon They say not to come to every young lad. That's why you're so highly strung and nervous and so jumpy. Now, get in there and give Emil a snacc-attacc.

Look at this boys hair style. They would blend in fine today
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@overholt So it wasn't my imagination...

I didn't trust myself.

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The jewels/eyes on the boots are also nicely done! #Monsterdon

@lytta ...at least I thought that. I could be wrong.

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You see? The cats are just Muppets they're quite harmless! #Monsterdon

Not Catholic - can you cross yourself on the neck if you're really upset?

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@Newpa_Hasai ........................they're brother and sister?

woops

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Back in the village conference building, the village people think some men killed the bodies they found. Also the plague is getting worse. Also, there's another village girl with a twink boyfriend, and the twink boyfriend thinks that the circus is good because it's a fun distraction, even though everyone else is suspicious of the circus.

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Helga, you are on tiger puppet watch from now on.

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#monsterdon ~49 minutes in note to self screencap the young couple and make Anekin/Padme snowclone memes

wait, so is the tiger a vampire too?

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wow that tiger was extremely still for a while

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That clip needs a "screaming internally" subtitle.

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WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS

THE HURDY-GURDY NEVER STOPS!

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So Dora, or the actress who plays her, was Peter Sellers final wife. He died 8 years after this movie was released, at the age of 54. Now I know what caused his heart attack.

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This is the sequel to the superior Hammer production "Vampire Bread and" #monsterdon

another shot with the geese in it... interesting...

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"They play no games. They are death." Melodramatic much?

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Is it your breasts? Is that what you consider interesting? It's breasts, isn't it? #monsterdon

Took a quick break to watch some Tom Lehrer https://youtu.be/pvhYqeGp_Do if i missed anything don't tell me

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the idea of one lone man keeping sane while everyone else freaks out about a vampire curse would work better if he weren't in fact wrong.

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Let me show you something.... interesting.

Just step into this phone box...

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#monsterdon Panthers are a new-world animal, right?

How very modern of our vampires.

Very convincing corpses!

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they've said the g slur at least three times and also i keep waiting for the brown face guy to come back

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Woah.. Bell dude.. personal space. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Is that a leopard-print shawl? #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Okay yeah even the dumb burger meister gets this foreshadowing.
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“I’m just trying to keep everyone from going mad” is now my excuse for doing everything #Monsterdon

Okay, obviously Anton is wrong about the circus, but he's got a point about keeping a level head.

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GEESE!!! #Monsterdon

Bokeh bokeh, burning bright, in the forests of the night

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Ascot *AND* Ruffles??

Fear drives up fear and death drives up death, baby! Up and to the right! 📈

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@Louisa To be fair, their star show was the short person jumping up and down and then later pulling off one layer of makeup.

I wouldn't expect them to put that much effort into the name if this is the best they can do, lol.

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"Why are you so eager to defend the circus?"

Said to the young boy who's never seen a bare ankle.

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I *told* you not to tell Dora not to come back. Dora *had* to come back once you said that to her

Oh hey Dora handled herself surprisingly well for stumbling across a bunch of decayed bodies while getting shot at

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Is Dora gonna be Miao Mix?

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Okay, mom's not Dora, but she might still have a name #monsterdon

a commune with the circus? "is the vampire here with us now?"

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Extremely convincing muppet attack, that! #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Wait.

It's only half over?

FUUUUUUUUUUCK…

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Ah hah hah hah. What a delightful little funhouse.
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“Don’t bless me—pay me!” #Monsterdon

Circus of Nights? Not very poetic

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Ma there has the pox, doesn't she?

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we now return to Le Cirque Existentialiste...

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#monsterdon lmao what in the absolute fuck?

Good fake cat eyes on the black boots. 10/10 my favorite part of this .... movie.
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I missed the part where they explain why the circus waited fifteen years to avenge the count. Or is time not that important to vampires?

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Actually suprised that she didn't scream at all.

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