DOR-a! DDOOOOOR-a! doOOR-a!

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@skatem I was wondering this, too.

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#monsterdon Dora The Explora! Fabulous secret leggings were revealed when I took off my frilly frock and said Mookie! Mookie! LOL

Lalla's looking a little chunky there
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@yatsu Too bad I wanted it to go on for another three hours 🙃

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how many people are left in this town anyway? how do they have an audience?

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@apLundell there's a lot of tissue in the neck protecting those veins! you gotta wind up!

there are MANY better places to bite if you want quick access

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it's still going.... darn

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Alright, what she did with Emile's hands was icky. Marking that square on the bingo card.
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Well, that now gives me a 2-way bingo.

#monsterdon I worry for Olivia Hussey.. I mean Dora..

Director: "Make sure to yell so everyone knows the story is escalating from the top people let's go-"

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@klu9 Leaves the ape out in the cold, too bad #monsterdon

"our show must be brief tonight" because there's only 25 minutes left in this movie...

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Wait. The spongy woman was in Devil Girl from Mars.

This movie just keeps giving.

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@diazona Handling instructions

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That count really does like children. Is that a common vampire trope? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I love how if you're a vampire, you can't just bite someone.

You need to wind up first. Really stretch out the mouth.

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It may be appropriate. We need a series "Vampire ER" to know how it should work. Although it may get kind of monotonous. Vampires have two injuries as far as we know.

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Getting blood from her spinal cord?

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Ameal is Dracula's COUSIN? So their parents are siblings?

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@Zerofactorial Nine lives and all that

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#monsterdon This one freakin' loyal cousin. Would yours do any of this for you?

@Violinknitter Yes but now she is a vampire !!!!! !! !!!!!!

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@apLundell I feel like they kind of have to pull the stake out if they want him to re-undead anyway... Like it should have been step one no matter how you look at it...

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Time to feed my own circus kitties. No titties 'til I get back from kitties, you hear me?

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Don't you kind of need to remove the stake if you hope to revive the Count? Seems like it would be more effective.

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Lynne Frederick who plays Dora has an interesting bio. Peter Sellers last wife. Died at 39. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynne_Frederick #Monsterdon

Whenever she calls out "Amiel!" my brain goes, "Amiel! Amazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated

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One has to wonder about Emil: Does it have verve?

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I thought that Emil was one of those deceased big cats in some way, but he's not dead #monsterdon

y'know if they'd just used a stick of dynamite instead of a stake this whole second movie wouldn't've happened

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(man, the subtitles on youtube are like 10 full seconds behind the lines, and it's making for real interesting viewing, i'll tell you that.)

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oh that... editing one woman's face over another... that's not fair, Hammer, you know a good chunk of us have been smoking

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I wanna go to a circus now (not really animal cruelty and all).
The set is tiny and yet surprisingly big.
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I am starting to lose track of what's happening. Screaming? Floating? Someone popped out of the mirror, and someone popped in? A very large flocked bat toy?

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Oh yes, this adult woman is totally the same as the other adult woman from the beginning of the movie #Monsterdon

@OldRustBucket maybe taking it out too early lets the undead soul leak out or something

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Oughghghh hhh hh that was some BAD comping

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I mean, it's pretty clear no animals were harmed in the making of this scene, but FFS the reasoning here is pure dumbassery

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Not to be mean, but I don't think adolescent children whose naivete is exploited are comparable to your horny 20 year old daughter who really wants to get back to having vampire sex

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yo, the animals are better actors than a lot of the humans

Ok, so far that tiger rolling over & playing dead is the best fake acting in the movie #Monsterdon

Y'all I am going to listen to the creepy-Russian-circus episode of #TheMagnusArchives as a palate cleanser SO HARD after this.

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I keep looking at all the women’s costumes, thinking about what Bernadette Banner would say about period construction, or the utter utter lack of it #Monsterdon

wow, Ameal really dodged a bullet....

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is the Burger Master is so great why is there no Burger King?

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was the monkey only *in* this film to be shot?

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stop never look inside the mirror

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Wow. Well done SFX team on that bullshit tiger death.. #monsterdon #vampirecircus

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OK, Tiger actor did a damned fine 'play dead' trickaroo

Man is that tiger ever a bad a actor. How'd he ever get a call back. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

clearly untrainable sleeby kitty xD

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He could have a bed, but panther guy enjoys sleeping in his cage. #monsterdon

an oscar for the tiger!

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SEE These eyes so green I could stare for 1000 years

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D:
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That's quite a chinky kitty....

Don't you shoot the Ape!

MURDERER!

OK the whole town can die now.

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Why does the count still have the stake through his heart? I would have thought any of the other vampires would already have removed it.
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"They're afraid, but we know what to do!"

Yeah, that's worked out great so far, huh?

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if you know what to do

shouldn't you have uh

wooden stakes?

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The burgermeister looks like an older, slightly melted John Cleese, too.

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@wohali how are you boys?

Oh, they’re dead.

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You can't just use the world's sweetest looking bat. There is zero malice in that baby's heart, only grape.

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I wonder what whether this movie could have been improved by using actual actors.

Nahhh

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does the burgomeister's hair keep changing between fluffy white and mussed up salt and pepper?

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DO NOT kill all the animals, Burgermeister.

“The others are afraid, but you and I, we know what to do.”

*grabs guns*

Apparently, you don’t know what to do at all.

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This is obviously not an American movie, the number of tiddies and dead children on screen is greater than zero.

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wait, I thought the Burger Master died....?

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There they are. In green pancake makeup.

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That father figure looks more and more like Stephen Fry the longer the movie goes on. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx8TQfhRVXY )

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Killing kids is really cheap manipulation.

Well, if you actually cared about those kids.

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AAAH IT'S A VAMPIRE

🦇 : 🍌 🥺

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@nev @SnoopJ @cargot_robbie thank goodness for modern technology

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THE BOYS THE BOYS ARE HERE

Here comes the boy! welcome

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#monsterdon It was CRUEL to bring us that close to a suplex and not follow through!

Lol, that'll teach you for picking on the smallest one!

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the vampire's dread avatar, the adorable fuzzy flying fox

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FOXBATTY! #monsterdon

Nice shot of Lala's fillings. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

we should probably call 'everyone is calling them the g-slur while their big goals are to steal children' a third big racism for this movie tbh

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Mmm, yummy red paint.

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she's gonna be 12 for a very, very long time

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"But you're young, and the circus is for the young"

Is it? Even the part with the naked body-painted woman in a latex skullcap doing an erotic dance with one of the performers?

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#monsterdon This mirror must be some kind of Time Lord trickery!

Im late to the party but just realized one of the circus ladies is Lalla Ward!

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now I just want to re-read Johnathan Strange and Mr Norrell

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Fear drives out fear as death drives out death and I am from everywhere and nowhere, school-teacher.

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Okay, I just wanna point out that the kids from Something Wicked This Way Comes were waaaay smarter than these two idiots.

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@blue the barrel organ store was out of the whimsy and wonder reels so they had to buy the evil ones instead #monsterdon

Is this supposed to be romantic?! #Monsterdon

Ameal has to notify the authorities every time he moves. He can't live within 100 yards of a school.

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The walking through the mirror was actually pretty creepy. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Oh no the manther just got hungry.
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Oh that's a neat tie-in, 'cause vampires have no reflection.

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Oh! The daughter survived the cold open! How confusing.

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Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the tastiest of them all?

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Mirror portal!

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oh no pedophile vibes again

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