They didn't cut the film that well.
#monsterdon
Body grease will not protect against bullets. I learned this the hard way #Monsterdon
Oh hell yeah, cross did good before. Bigger cross. Solved.
Oh noooo.... big strong man in a skirt.... Someone help me.... out of this dress. #monsterdon
Lol nice touch with a strongman who doesn't care about crosses
Your cross has no power over my nipples!
Ah, I see this circus is sponsored by the Great State of California (and its bear)
See it helps to keep a human groupie around. For dealing with things like crosses.
Soundtrack got weirdly active in the third act #Monsterdon
you don't stay to fight the monsters killing everyone in town. you just leave town
Mungo like candy!
The cross doesn't affect the Strongman because of midichlorians #monsterdon
#monsterdon In the name of jesus, stop screwing against the barred door! Oh shit, you broke the balsa wood barricade!
@starkraving666 That's what @paco and I heard too
the *count*. cownt. cowwwnt.
ma'am, i don't think beefcake is a vampire.
Sorry, Darth Hercules is an atheist.
Every time these guys say 'the count' is sounds like the 'o' is missing and I am loving it. #monsterdon
Weird how no one has gotten sick recently
The marks on that bar suggest the burgermisters house has been attacked before
"The cunt back from the dead" #monsterdon #vampirecircus1972
πΆ do you wanna kill a circus... πΆ
Subtitles: "And the Count"
My APD ass: Get back to straya ya cunt.
yeah I'm not going to go fight the vampires with you. I'm just gonna dip
we must finish it before dawn, it'll go stale
If I were Dora I'd like to have the big pointy cross around not that dinky little thing to protect myself #monsterdon
#monsterdon Mmmmm don't worry, your Herbal Essences will be safe. Mmmm... nice smelling hairβ¦
#Monsterdon hey did anybody notice that "emil" is one letter off from "evil"
whoa that cross has infinity stones #monsterdon
pulled student for dinner everybody
@Terencio Mitterhaus, but I keep thinking Milhous #monsterdon
Leaving a timestamp here for goofy faces
Pretty dramatic music for shuffling around.
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it #monsterdon
so it only counts when she's touching the cross? i don't understand the lore of this movie.
What just happened to Anton? There was a candle in the way #monsterdon
THE HURDY GURDY NEVER STOPS!
"oh this is where the puppeteers work, i had no idea!"
Safe in her own home? She's not safe on the set bruh.
The monkey did nothing wrong!
Actually that chimp might be the only actual animal in this movie.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus
@Zerofactorial But also sometimes you act like you're going to cross the threshold but then you decide not to but wait! Maybe you DO want to!
okay, so Jesus repels vampires
but then why can the lady remove the cross, is lady...not vampire?
waiting for the elbow sex
Were there any candles left in Britain after this was made?
my Jewish ass: "idiots. if i were in a vampire movie i would be decked out in crucifixes (crucifices?) head to toe"
the whips were a red herring
@moira
They believe in Vampires, but didn't burn the Count's body? Movie logic - FAIL!
17th century adric is legitimately kind of a hottie
Is that one guy the guy from The Bear?
The only thing they do slower than walking is open doors. #monsterdon
Ok that was a slick transition from the shoes to the cat
@littlemiao @Violinknitter It *has* been kind of ambiguous
Having the foley guy destroy the village really saves on production costs.
oh they're twins. still looked like they were about to kiss
She would definitely need TWO crucifixes to scare away twin vampires, not just one. This is unrealistic.
@Violinknitter Ooops, all this time I thought that was her brother π¬ #Monsterdon
That footsteps to cat feet was WAY better than this movie deserves. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
Apparently a hot pian-ee is as a good as an invitation if your vampires are also carnies. #monsterdon
"π€ It's got something to do with the twins."
Something about these two performers in this evil circus must be the key to all this evil stuff going on :thinking_fidget:
maybe i'm wrong. maybe they're actually about to kiss and not brother and sister and the dialogue is not confusing. they were definitely about to kiss
Holy crap, there's just so much looking thoughtfully into the middle distance and babbling in this movie.
It's rubber duck vampire hunting.
permission shermission
I lost track of what happened to Anna
I probably need to work on my scream, but with enough push-up-ness, I think I would pass muster
yes I've had one (1) beer, why do you ask
"Something to do with the twinks"???? #monsterdon #vampirecircus1972
Okay now it is Ken Russell movie again.
AWW HE'S SO CUTE! Yes you sweet little thing. Feed fresh blood to your master. You sweet little sky puppy.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus
Recounting her memories like every person I've ever heard describe their dream last night.
#monsterdon That's what incest does! The Twins!
porridge! porridge will cure the rabies!
The producer and director were not on the same page. They weren't even reading the same book. #monsterdon
What medicines did they have for the plague??
oh hey, exposition as to why the circus is here, neat!
Low rent John Lennon looks upset.
Oh right! I completely over looked the no reflections for vampires thing. What with all the animal shapeshifting and other stuff going on.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus
Why did they shoot the chimpanzeeβ½ #Monsterdon #VampireCircus
He paid a visit to the Imperial Office of Exposition. #Monsterdon
i've seen proof, terrifying proof, 180 proof, 190 proof
The mayor's wife is Peta? She should have stopped them killing the animals
@nev Yeah I can do a wild scream and I def. have the rack for it, esp. at my age!
@wohali π€¦
well holy shit the guy actually came back
Who wore it better? Vampire Circus vampires or LOTR hobbits?
@apLundell I think melanistic leopards are African?
They could have avoided this by posting a sign at the entrance to the Mirror of Life forbidding patrons from bringing in any sacred symbols #monsterdon
@faoluin@chitter.xyz Dora's about to do some REAL exploring!
Unless religion screws up all the fun in the movie.
#monsterdon
hmm homoerotic face touch between two men with pretty hair
can we get more of that and less of everything else
Why start with the chimpanzee? Geez.
The vampires are like, "I dunno, religious girls are just so much drama, maybe we throw this one back"
"Dora! This is no time to be exploring!"
Dora? #monsterdon
we almost went ten minutes without any boobs
Dora has big Phoebe Cates energy
Dora's main job in this movie so far has been to stare glassy-eyed at everything. #Monsterdon
So, the vampires didnβt notice the big cross around Doraβs neck, until they tried to eat her?
I return. Mirrors remain a challenging subject for the cast so I can't have missed too much.