Low rent John Lennon looks upset.

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oh hey, exposition as to why the circus is here, neat!

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Oh right! I completely over looked the no reflections for vampires thing. What with all the animal shapeshifting and other stuff going on.
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Why did they shoot the chimpanzee‽ #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

The emperor wants us to build a fully armed and fully operational battle station to deal with the circus threat

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He paid a visit to the Imperial Office of Exposition. #Monsterdon

"We'll do what needs to be done, I swear it."

Dude, you ain't done shit.

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i've seen proof, terrifying proof, 180 proof, 190 proof

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The mayor's wife is Peta? She should have stopped them killing the animals

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@nev Yeah I can do a wild scream and I def. have the rack for it, esp. at my age!

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Such impractical hats for combat, surely?
Pretty, yes. But also a massive "shoot me" sign

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@wohali 🤦

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Dora!

Backpack!

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well holy shit the guy actually came back

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Who wore it better? Vampire Circus vampires or LOTR hobbits?

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@apLundell I think melanistic leopards are African?

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@faoluin@chitter.xyz Dora's about to do some REAL exploring!

Unless religion screws up all the fun in the movie.
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They could have avoided this by posting a sign at the entrance to the Mirror of Life forbidding patrons from bringing in any sacred symbols #monsterdon

hmm homoerotic face touch between two men with pretty hair

can we get more of that and less of everything else

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Y'know, if you're a circus vampire you really *don't* have to like sacrifice kids to bring a dead vampire rockstar back to life. Why would you want to do that? Why not just like... um... hang out and sometimes eat people like a normal vampire?

Maybe the villains' motivation for this is that they're all simps.

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Why start with the chimpanzee? Geez.

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The vampires are like, "I dunno, religious girls are just so much drama, maybe we throw this one back"

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"Dora! This is no time to be exploring!"

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Dora? #monsterdon

we almost went ten minutes without any boobs

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Dora has big Phoebe Cates energy

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Dora's main job in this movie so far has been to stare glassy-eyed at everything. #Monsterdon

So, the vampires didn’t notice the big cross around Dora’s neck, until they tried to eat her?

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Romana! Stop feeding your arm to the tiger.
Also wow that tiger is so stoned.
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I return. Mirrors remain a challenging subject for the cast so I can't have missed too much.

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Time to find Dora the Explorer

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DOR-a! DDOOOOOR-a! doOOR-a!

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@skatem I was wondering this, too.

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#monsterdon Dora The Explora! Fabulous secret leggings were revealed when I took off my frilly frock and said Mookie! Mookie! LOL

Lalla's looking a little chunky there
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@yatsu Too bad I wanted it to go on for another three hours 🙃

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how many people are left in this town anyway? how do they have an audience?

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Nothing in this makes me feel any empathy for the townsfolk and their children. I’m kinda on team vampire.

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@apLundell there's a lot of tissue in the neck protecting those veins! you gotta wind up!

there are MANY better places to bite if you want quick access

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it's still going.... darn

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Alright, what she did with Emile's hands was icky. Marking that square on the bingo card.
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Well, that now gives me a 2-way bingo.

#monsterdon I worry for Olivia Hussey.. I mean Dora..

Director: "Make sure to yell so everyone knows the story is escalating from the top people let's go-"

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@klu9 Leaves the ape out in the cold, too bad #monsterdon

"our show must be brief tonight" because there's only 25 minutes left in this movie...

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Wait. The spongy woman was in Devil Girl from Mars.

This movie just keeps giving.

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@diazona Handling instructions

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That count really does like children. Is that a common vampire trope? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I love how if you're a vampire, you can't just bite someone.

You need to wind up first. Really stretch out the mouth.

@skatem

It may be appropriate. We need a series "Vampire ER" to know how it should work. Although it may get kind of monotonous. Vampires have two injuries as far as we know.

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Getting blood from her spinal cord?

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Ameal is Dracula's COUSIN? So their parents are siblings?

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@Zerofactorial Nine lives and all that

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#monsterdon This one freakin' loyal cousin. Would yours do any of this for you?

@Violinknitter Yes but now she is a vampire !!!!! !! !!!!!!

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@apLundell I feel like they kind of have to pull the stake out if they want him to re-undead anyway... Like it should have been step one no matter how you look at it...

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Time to feed my own circus kitties. No titties 'til I get back from kitties, you hear me?

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Don't you kind of need to remove the stake if you hope to revive the Count? Seems like it would be more effective.

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Lynne Frederick who plays Dora has an interesting bio. Peter Sellers last wife. Died at 39. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynne_Frederick #Monsterdon

Whenever she calls out "Amiel!" my brain goes, "Amiel! Amazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated

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One has to wonder about Emil: Does it have verve?

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I thought that Emil was one of those deceased big cats in some way, but he's not dead #monsterdon

y'know if they'd just used a stick of dynamite instead of a stake this whole second movie wouldn't've happened

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(man, the subtitles on youtube are like 10 full seconds behind the lines, and it's making for real interesting viewing, i'll tell you that.)

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oh that... editing one woman's face over another... that's not fair, Hammer, you know a good chunk of us have been smoking

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I wanna go to a circus now (not really animal cruelty and all).
The set is tiny and yet surprisingly big.
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I am starting to lose track of what's happening. Screaming? Floating? Someone popped out of the mirror, and someone popped in? A very large flocked bat toy?

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Oh yes, this adult woman is totally the same as the other adult woman from the beginning of the movie #Monsterdon

@OldRustBucket maybe taking it out too early lets the undead soul leak out or something

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This film is overlaying people over a lot of things and I am stubbornly not getting the message at all. What are you trying to say??

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Oughghghh hhh hh that was some BAD comping

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I mean, it's pretty clear no animals were harmed in the making of this scene, but FFS the reasoning here is pure dumbassery

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Not to be mean, but I don't think adolescent children whose naivete is exploited are comparable to your horny 20 year old daughter who really wants to get back to having vampire sex

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yo, the animals are better actors than a lot of the humans

I was wondering where the slut wife had got to....

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Ok, so far that tiger rolling over & playing dead is the best fake acting in the movie #Monsterdon

Y'all I am going to listen to the creepy-Russian-circus episode of #TheMagnusArchives as a palate cleanser SO HARD after this.

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I keep looking at all the women’s costumes, thinking about what Bernadette Banner would say about period construction, or the utter utter lack of it #Monsterdon

wow, Ameal really dodged a bullet....

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is the Burger Master is so great why is there no Burger King?

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was the monkey only *in* this film to be shot?

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stop never look inside the mirror

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Wow. Well done SFX team on that bullshit tiger death.. #monsterdon #vampirecircus

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OK, Tiger actor did a damned fine 'play dead' trickaroo

Man is that tiger ever a bad a actor. How'd he ever get a call back. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

clearly untrainable sleeby kitty xD

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He could have a bed, but panther guy enjoys sleeping in his cage. #monsterdon

an oscar for the tiger!

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SEE These eyes so green I could stare for 1000 years

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D:
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That's quite a chinky kitty....

Don't you shoot the Ape!

MURDERER!

OK the whole town can die now.

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Why does the count still have the stake through his heart? I would have thought any of the other vampires would already have removed it.
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I desire to be a master of burgers

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Even for vampires, veal is in bad taste. #Monsterdon

"They're afraid, but we know what to do!"

Yeah, that's worked out great so far, huh?

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if you know what to do

shouldn't you have uh

wooden stakes?

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The burgermeister looks like an older, slightly melted John Cleese, too.

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@wohali how are you boys?

Oh, they’re dead.

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You can't just use the world's sweetest looking bat. There is zero malice in that baby's heart, only grape.

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I wonder what whether this movie could have been improved by using actual actors.

Nahhh

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