They didn't cut the film that well.
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Body grease will not protect against bullets. I learned this the hard way #Monsterdon

Oh hell yeah, cross did good before. Bigger cross. Solved.

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Oh noooo.... big strong man in a skirt.... Someone help me.... out of this dress. #monsterdon

Lol nice touch with a strongman who doesn't care about crosses

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Your cross has no power over my nipples!

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Ah, I see this circus is sponsored by the Great State of California (and its bear)

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See it helps to keep a human groupie around. For dealing with things like crosses.

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Soundtrack got weirdly active in the third act #Monsterdon

you don't stay to fight the monsters killing everyone in town. you just leave town

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Mungo like candy!

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The cross doesn't affect the Strongman because of midichlorians #monsterdon

#monsterdon In the name of jesus, stop screwing against the barred door! Oh shit, you broke the balsa wood barricade!

@starkraving666 That's what @paco and I heard too

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the *count*. cownt. cowwwnt.

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ma'am, i don't think beefcake is a vampire.

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Sorry, Darth Hercules is an atheist.

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Every time these guys say 'the count' is sounds like the 'o' is missing and I am loving it. #monsterdon

Weird how no one has gotten sick recently

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The marks on that bar suggest the burgermisters house has been attacked before

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"The cunt back from the dead" #monsterdon #vampirecircus1972

🎶 do you wanna kill a circus... 🎶

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Subtitles: "And the Count"
My APD ass: Get back to straya ya cunt.

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yeah I'm not going to go fight the vampires with you. I'm just gonna dip

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smashes into room

DID SOMEONE HERE ORDER A FRO-YO?

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we must finish it before dawn, it'll go stale

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If I were Dora I'd like to have the big pointy cross around not that dinky little thing to protect myself #monsterdon

#monsterdon Mmmmm don't worry, your Herbal Essences will be safe. Mmmm... nice smelling hair…

#Monsterdon hey did anybody notice that "emil" is one letter off from "evil"

whoa that cross has infinity stones #monsterdon

pulled student for dinner everybody

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What medicine??

Is this 1950???

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@Terencio Mitterhaus, but I keep thinking Milhous #monsterdon

Leaving a timestamp here for goofy faces

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Pretty dramatic music for shuffling around.

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It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it #monsterdon

so it only counts when she's touching the cross? i don't understand the lore of this movie.

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What just happened to Anton? There was a candle in the way #monsterdon

THE HURDY GURDY NEVER STOPS!

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"oh this is where the puppeteers work, i had no idea!"

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Safe in her own home? She's not safe on the set bruh.

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The monkey did nothing wrong!
Actually that chimp might be the only actual animal in this movie.
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@Zerofactorial But also sometimes you act like you're going to cross the threshold but then you decide not to but wait! Maybe you DO want to!

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okay, so Jesus repels vampires

but then why can the lady remove the cross, is lady...not vampire?

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waiting for the elbow sex

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Were there any candles left in Britain after this was made?

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my Jewish ass: "idiots. if i were in a vampire movie i would be decked out in crucifixes (crucifices?) head to toe"

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the whips were a red herring

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@moira
They believe in Vampires, but didn't burn the Count's body? Movie logic - FAIL!

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17th century adric is legitimately kind of a hottie

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Is that one guy the guy from The Bear?

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The only thing they do slower than walking is open doors. #monsterdon

Ok that was a slick transition from the shoes to the cat

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@littlemiao @Violinknitter It *has* been kind of ambiguous

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Having the foley guy destroy the village really saves on production costs.

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oh they're twins. still looked like they were about to kiss

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She would definitely need TWO crucifixes to scare away twin vampires, not just one. This is unrealistic.

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@Violinknitter Ooops, all this time I thought that was her brother 😬 #Monsterdon

That footsteps to cat feet was WAY better than this movie deserves. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Apparently a hot pian-ee is as a good as an invitation if your vampires are also carnies. #monsterdon

"🤔 It's got something to do with the twins."

Something about these two performers in this evil circus must be the key to all this evil stuff going on :thinking_fidget:

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maybe i'm wrong. maybe they're actually about to kiss and not brother and sister and the dialogue is not confusing. they were definitely about to kiss

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Holy crap, there's just so much looking thoughtfully into the middle distance and babbling in this movie.

It's rubber duck vampire hunting.

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permission shermission

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I lost track of what happened to Anna

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I probably need to work on my scream, but with enough push-up-ness, I think I would pass muster

yes I've had one (1) beer, why do you ask

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"Something to do with the twinks"???? #monsterdon #vampirecircus1972

Okay now it is Ken Russell movie again.

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AWW HE'S SO CUTE! Yes you sweet little thing. Feed fresh blood to your master. You sweet little sky puppy.
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Recounting her memories like every person I've ever heard describe their dream last night.

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#monsterdon That's what incest does! The Twins!

porridge! porridge will cure the rabies!

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The producer and director were not on the same page. They weren't even reading the same book. #monsterdon

What medicines did they have for the plague??

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oh hey, exposition as to why the circus is here, neat!

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Low rent John Lennon looks upset.

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Oh right! I completely over looked the no reflections for vampires thing. What with all the animal shapeshifting and other stuff going on.
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Why did they shoot the chimpanzee‽ #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

He paid a visit to the Imperial Office of Exposition. #Monsterdon

"We'll do what needs to be done, I swear it."

Dude, you ain't done shit.

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i've seen proof, terrifying proof, 180 proof, 190 proof

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The mayor's wife is Peta? She should have stopped them killing the animals

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@nev Yeah I can do a wild scream and I def. have the rack for it, esp. at my age!

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@wohali 🤦

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Dora!

Backpack!

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well holy shit the guy actually came back

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Who wore it better? Vampire Circus vampires or LOTR hobbits?

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@apLundell I think melanistic leopards are African?

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They could have avoided this by posting a sign at the entrance to the Mirror of Life forbidding patrons from bringing in any sacred symbols #monsterdon

@faoluin@chitter.xyz Dora's about to do some REAL exploring!

Unless religion screws up all the fun in the movie.
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hmm homoerotic face touch between two men with pretty hair

can we get more of that and less of everything else

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Why start with the chimpanzee? Geez.

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The vampires are like, "I dunno, religious girls are just so much drama, maybe we throw this one back"

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"Dora! This is no time to be exploring!"

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Dora? #monsterdon

we almost went ten minutes without any boobs

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Dora has big Phoebe Cates energy

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Dora's main job in this movie so far has been to stare glassy-eyed at everything. #Monsterdon

So, the vampires didn’t notice the big cross around Dora’s neck, until they tried to eat her?

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I return. Mirrors remain a challenging subject for the cast so I can't have missed too much.

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