Oh, getting The Last Slumber Party vibes from this crypt now.

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HOW is a vampire vulnerable to another vampire's bite. Wouldn't she just be vamp-squared? Also, how the hell did he just accidentally bite her like that. What is going ON! These are such bad vampires. 😂

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You can't pick up the cross with your OTHER hand??? #monsterdon

Bat Flambé
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Wow, an offbeat decapitation but I'll allow it #Monsterdon

Come on, Mueller barely got grazed by that vampire tooth. You’re saying he’s out cold? #Monsterdon

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Alright, that emil death scene won him an oscar, right?

Why are there even stairs that just lead to a precarious beam? #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

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Apparently these people think your heart is where your diaphragm is OR they think to kill a vampire you have to stake them in the diaphragm

Uh-oh, that one fighter pilot from Battlestar Galactica is returning from the dead!

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Ew he used a used stake on him, gross

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Stake. It’s what’s for… nah, not gonna do it.

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Dora crying coz that rubber bat must have smelled awful being on fire.

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It's not actually a crypt. It's where Dracula used to go, to listen to thrash metal.

No bats were hurt in this film

NOT!

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ok real talk, I thought panther guy was hot but that death scene-- major ick

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Oscar-worthy death from Emil there.

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...he prepares the stake, as they gently caress each other's faces...

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@amyfou I think the ones who are dead are only dead as long as it's cinematically convenient for them to be dead #monsterdon

Maybe this is a prequel to Manimal?
That boots to panther feet pan up the stairs is a really good simple effect.
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Oh, but what if Gerta is compromised?

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The carnage!

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This Vampire knows Kung-Fu.

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i wonder how often bugs fly into Emil's mouth. He keeps it open for so long..

Are you really trying to strangle a vampire, dude?

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See Soldier, pretty as your coat is....'body armour'

oh well

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This climax is certainly very chaotic. Basically, no main characters left #Monsterdon

Please tell me this is not B roll from Thriller

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#monsterdon That's the least-inconvenienced look I've ever seen on a face after catching a crossbow bolt to the heart.

#Monsterdon We're screwed if a vampire shows up here. There are no crosses in our house.

Bad luck he picked a heating element cross for protection #monsterdon

Joke's on you, not a vampire, just yolked and weird!

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I truly don't understand who is rabid, who is dead, who is vampired and who is panthered.

Bat's aren't afraid of some T. They hunt in the shade!

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All hail Christinaity, it will save us from this film

.. uh nope
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Ah, die schreienfledermäuse.

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Whoops, the doc's anatomy is a little rusty #Monsterdon

Oh no! He killed Sgt. Pepper!

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Dora? #monsterdon

@Anima But not one so large you could use it to actually crucify someone. Those are freaky and weird.

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The Vampire Oedipus

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SAVED! By A Mother's Love.

I think?

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#Monsterdon “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal”

the screenwriter has written a supernatural powers check that the editor can't cash, is the problem

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I am having a progressively harder time telling these people apart

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Ameal does a really good job of brushing his teeth. I bet he uses whitening toothpaste.

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Believe it or not I
Ate that girls neck
She should have never explore the room-of-mirrors
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Deploy magic amulet!

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think another half pint'll be enough?

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Well well--now I get to mark the Kill it with fire square for a 3-way bingo.

A little menage a teeth.

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Super close up in the dark -- no fight choreography needed!

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Did he bite Dora or not? I'm confused. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon Hansel and Stetel.

Good thing he yelled as loud as possible to alert the vampire to his presence. #Monsterdon

Blood is blood. #Monsterdon

Burn baby burn! #Monsterdon

Dear Blumhouse productions,
Can we please have a new Circus of Night movie.
Love,
Monsterdon
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panther boy looks like a Ventura Beach stoner surfer, doesn't he?

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Someone's engulfed in flame and I'm not sure why. Seems bad.

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Fang zoom!!!

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The Count's magical supernumerary nipples are appearing! He'll rise again soon!

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We really do get some great looks at the actor's dental work in this film. #Monsterdon

The mirror of Om Nom Nom.

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okay what the hell just happened

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What a metaphor of a way to go, stuck of looking at a framed, false reflection as your world burns around you

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Her children?! That makes them Dora's siblings?

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@_L1vY_ It's because he's David Prowse #monsterdon

HUMANS! bled like animals to feed vampires, bled like humans bleed animals to feed humans

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Ahhh this cross has crystals in it. Sick.

We have tiers of cross, people.

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well I'm glad SOMEONE realized torches in the tents were a bad idea and ran it through.

finally.

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@moira I think it was burn, run and drop back then.

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MST3K had more convincing on set fires.

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Oh calm Down, you're only a little on fire.

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#monsterdon Mmmm... Carolina BBQ time! Long pig ready!

Is that upstairs? Where is the fancy chapel? #Monsterdon

"Damn, I should've left them with a much more pokey cross"

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I bet removing the stake from his heart would be a good first step toward healing

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Well of course, people. You do have to count the Count.

Wait. WHY is strongman vampire immune to the cross. Or is he not a vampire? The chaos! No rules!

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I bet there were full on Nazi a century later on....

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That guy in the pink shirt is a chronic overactor. I'm going to try to capture some of that for future use.

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Who talks like that?

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Guy on fire effect, they went all out

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#monsterdon This is before "Stop Drop and Roll" was invented.

I think enough time has passed that we can all admit this is how La Strada should have ended. #monsterdon

stop, drop, and roll not a 17th century german practice then

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I can't decide which side I'd rather see alive

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Fight fire with fire they always say

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#monsterdon Strongman stupid.

wow what a bullet hole

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A wild David Prowse appears. #monsterdon

Strong man's got filling too. Must be a busy vampire dentist around there somewhere. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

on the upside, if the dancers are dead, we can't jump back to the acrobatics?

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@Violinknitter might be to make up for all the titties earlier

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Okay that's just excessive. #Monsterdon

Not very good at hiding bodies, are they?

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oooo, nice through shot

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Wait were the dancers not also vampires? So confused #monsterdon #VampireCircus

if they can't top him off by morning he'll go bad and then there's nothing you can do for it, you'll have to start the whole recipe all over again

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