on the upside, if the dancers are dead, we can't jump back to the acrobatics?

#monsterdon

@Violinknitter might be to make up for all the titties earlier

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Okay that's just excessive. #Monsterdon

Not very good at hiding bodies, are they?

#Monsterdon

oooo, nice through shot

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Wait were the dancers not also vampires? So confused #monsterdon #VampireCircus

if they can't top him off by morning he'll go bad and then there's nothing you can do for it, you'll have to start the whole recipe all over again

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

They didn't cut the film that well.
#monsterdon

All will be explained in the next ten minutes #monsterdon

Body grease will not protect against bullets. I learned this the hard way #Monsterdon

Oh hell yeah, cross did good before. Bigger cross. Solved.

#monsterdon #vampirecircus1972

Oh noooo.... big strong man in a skirt.... Someone help me.... out of this dress. #monsterdon

Lol nice touch with a strongman who doesn't care about crosses

#Monsterdon

Your cross has no power over my nipples!

#Monsterdon

Ah, I see this circus is sponsored by the Great State of California (and its bear)

#monsterdon

See it helps to keep a human groupie around. For dealing with things like crosses.

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Soundtrack got weirdly active in the third act #Monsterdon

you don't stay to fight the monsters killing everyone in town. you just leave town

#Monsterdon

Mungo like candy!

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

The cross doesn't affect the Strongman because of midichlorians #monsterdon

lol Darth Vader crushes the crucifix like a toy....

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon In the name of jesus, stop screwing against the barred door! Oh shit, you broke the balsa wood barricade!

@starkraving666 That's what @paco and I heard too

#Monsterdon

ma'am, i don't think beefcake is a vampire.

#monsterdon

the *count*. cownt. cowwwnt.

#monsterdon

Sorry, Darth Hercules is an atheist.

#monsterdon

Every time these guys say 'the count' is sounds like the 'o' is missing and I am loving it. #monsterdon

Weird how no one has gotten sick recently

#monsterdon

The marks on that bar suggest the burgermisters house has been attacked before

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

"The cunt back from the dead" #monsterdon #vampirecircus1972

🎶 do you wanna kill a circus... 🎶

#monsterdon

Subtitles: "And the Count"
My APD ass: Get back to straya ya cunt.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

yeah I'm not going to go fight the vampires with you. I'm just gonna dip

#Monsterdon

smashes into room

DID SOMEONE HERE ORDER A FRO-YO?

#monsterdon

we must finish it before dawn, it'll go stale

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Take this action cross with collectible power stones

If a big purple guy named Thanos asks to hold it, say no

#Monsterdon

If I were Dora I'd like to have the big pointy cross around not that dinky little thing to protect myself #monsterdon

#monsterdon Mmmmm don't worry, your Herbal Essences will be safe. Mmmm... nice smelling hair…

#Monsterdon hey did anybody notice that "emil" is one letter off from "evil"

Fortunately it was a pre-sharpened crucifix

#monsterdon

whoa that cross has infinity stones #monsterdon

Big Stabby Cross #Monsterdon

pulled student for dinner everybody

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon Let me feel your beautiful head of lice Anton! YES! Crawling with LICE! OH SO HAWT!

What medicine??

Is this 1950???

#Monsterdon

@Terencio Mitterhaus, but I keep thinking Milhous #monsterdon

@nev Does it matter what your holy symbol is or what the vampire's is? Or does the symbol have to be both and you can only kill vampires of Jewish origin?

#Monsterdon

okay, staked with the cross'll definitely do it, but how did the vampires manage in the literal chapel for so long with no discernable discomfort???

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Didn't notice the giant cross until it was waggled at ya? Really? The cross requires waggling to work? WAGGLE WAGGLE.

Leaving a timestamp here for goofy faces

#Monsterdon

Pretty dramatic music for shuffling around.

#Monsterdon

Nice Shot!

#Monsterdon
#VampireCircus

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it #monsterdon

Okay. That ruled. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

so it only counts when she's touching the cross? i don't understand the lore of this movie.

#monsterdon

What just happened to Anton? There was a candle in the way #monsterdon

THE HURDY GURDY NEVER STOPS!

#monsterdon

The circus people sneak into the fancy building with the wholesome couple at night, then turn into animals and start eating the piano player offscreen. The twink goes to investigate, then the Announcer shows up to accost the girl, with the vampire girl from earlier (who is different from the Announcer, despite my suspicions) and the vampire rockstar.

#monsterdon

"oh this is where the puppeteers work, i had no idea!"

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

Safe in her own home? She's not safe on the set bruh.

#monsterdon #vampirecircus1972

The monkey did nothing wrong!
Actually that chimp might be the only actual animal in this movie.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

okay, so Jesus repels vampires

but then why can the lady remove the cross, is lady...not vampire?

#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial But also sometimes you act like you're going to cross the threshold but then you decide not to but wait! Maybe you DO want to!

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

waiting for the elbow sex

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Were there any candles left in Britain after this was made?

#Monsterdon

@ottaross Splitters! #Monsterdon

my Jewish ass: "idiots. if i were in a vampire movie i would be decked out in crucifixes (crucifices?) head to toe"

#Monsterdon

the whips were a red herring

#monsterdon

@moira
They believe in Vampires, but didn't burn the Count's body? Movie logic - FAIL!

#Monsterdon #VampireCirus

17th century adric is legitimately kind of a hottie

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

*Emil and the Vampires gather outside Dora and Anton's merry household where the boarding students are playing piano raucously and inexpertly upstairs*

Hey, how did the vampires just pop inside? I expected they were going to have to come up with some kind of inventive solution for the must-be-invited-in thing.

*sounds of chaos and screaming from the other room* Monster chomp, I think? Sounds like the boarding students are now vamp snacks?

#monsterdon

Is that one guy the guy from The Bear?

#monsterdon #vampirecircus

The only thing they do slower than walking is open doors. #monsterdon

Ok that was a slick transition from the shoes to the cat

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

@littlemiao @Violinknitter It *has* been kind of ambiguous

#Monsterdon

Having the foley guy destroy the village really saves on production costs.

#Monsterdon

Checkmate, atheists

#monsterdon

oh they're twins. still looked like they were about to kiss

#monsterdon

She would definitely need TWO crucifixes to scare away twin vampires, not just one. This is unrealistic.

#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter Ooops, all this time I thought that was her brother 😬 #Monsterdon

That footsteps to cat feet was WAY better than this movie deserves. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Apparently a hot pian-ee is as a good as an invitation if your vampires are also carnies. #monsterdon

"🤔 It's got something to do with the twins."

Something about these two performers in this evil circus must be the key to all this evil stuff going on :thinking_fidget:

#Monsterdon

maybe i'm wrong. maybe they're actually about to kiss and not brother and sister and the dialogue is not confusing. they were definitely about to kiss

#monsterdon

Holy crap, there's just so much looking thoughtfully into the middle distance and babbling in this movie.

It's rubber duck vampire hunting.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

permission shermission

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

I lost track of what happened to Anna

#Monsterdon

Dora is kind of like an explorer

#monsterdon

The hand, bro

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I probably need to work on my scream, but with enough push-up-ness, I think I would pass muster

yes I've had one (1) beer, why do you ask

#Monsterdon

"Something to do with the twinks"???? #monsterdon #vampirecircus1972

Okay now it is Ken Russell movie again.

#Monsterdon

AWW HE'S SO CUTE! Yes you sweet little thing. Feed fresh blood to your master. You sweet little sky puppy.
#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

Recounting her memories like every person I've ever heard describe their dream last night.

#Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon That's what incest does! The Twins!

protect him from that ascot maybe

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

porridge! porridge will cure the rabies!

#monsterdon #VampireCircus

barricading the door and not even closing the curtains is A CHOICE

#monsterdon

The producer and director were not on the same page. They weren't even reading the same book. #monsterdon

What medicines did they have for the plague??

#Monsterdon