I think that even if I was a vampire, I would not enjoy burning to death. #monsterdon

lol @ Machete to the head

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So now the good twin is wearing blue (associated with Mary) and the evil twin is wearing red (because she's horny). #Monsterdon

@sean *writing* vampires... are... made of... Ice cream. Gotcha. #Monsterdon

[Brotherhood of incels runs off to grab mall ninja swords]

#Monsterdon

@Taweret oh that is some weak ass vampirism, needing to win hearts and minds in stead of being able to bite someones ass #monsterdon

"GOD IS WITH OUR CAUSE"

also we finally took some goddamn advice about how to do this thing with a modicum of effectiveness! Let's go! We've got a low percent chance of success now! #Monsterdon

Here come those greedy peasants! #Monsterdon

The old throw a torch to knock a torch out of someone's hands trick!
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those guys are way too enthused about cutting off people's heads

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@jonny IIRC, I think they established that a vampire bite will just kill someone pure of heart, which Maria counts as. It only converts sassy people and pervs. #monsterdon

10 minutes to go. I predict two deaths and a sudden end.

#Monsterdon

Loving Anton calling the Incel Cult out here :D #Monsterdon

Scenes from the Class Struggle in Transylvania

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Anton’s logic is impeccable. Why haven’t these dudes held a cross up to any of the women they’ve burned? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Lol vampire vs human boxing match.

I bet he practices that cross draw in front of a mirror every day.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Wait, you mean we should make sure before we burn them...
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bro this is witchfinding 101 where did u go to witchfinding school #monsterdon

#monsterdon omg 🙄🙄 lol wtf is happening?

What!!! I was 100% sure the strategic undressing cutaway, and the silhouette nudity, meant no ACTUAL nudity in this movie, and now we're seeing crucifix boob-burns!!

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#monsterdon lol I'm confused.

Fighting fire with fire! Yeet! #Monsterdon

Way to fight fire with fire. #Monsterdon

How come it burned her hand and not the boob that it TOTALLY unintentionally landed on. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

In the fight scene, the camera man couldn't get the camera off her boobies #monsterdon #twinsofevil

@howler0502 you don't see that look anymore.

Good

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Oh no, she fumbles the cross right at the goal line! #monsterdon

That wound looked like jam

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Maybe the real Twins of Evil were all the boobs we saw along the way. #Monsterdon

Maria, I'm glad to see ya!

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Actor playing Anton reminds me of one of the Doctor Who sidekicks. Adric was it?

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@Bluedepth sign singe potato pototao? #Monsterdon

Oh, you know the censor was hovering over the button with that shadow scene. #MONSTERDON

This count looks too much like Jimmy Fallon to be completely scared of #Monsterdon

"Acting virginal" gave me bingo 😆 #Monsterdon

Is it just me, or does the count have a Jimmy Fallon look going on, when they do close-ups? #Monsterdon

You must expose their breasts!

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@Lazarou I've always assumed the idea was that you need the Christian devil to turn you into a vampire in the first place

...but you suggest a very interesting premise.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The priest should have been battling vampires.

BTW I don't support the vampires or the puritans, I'm neutral. But I do prefer the character Gustav.

NOSEHAIRS!
#monsterdon

"That's Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!"

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ooooooh, he's got the hypnosis thing going, nice! all he needs now is to try saying "Bat!"

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Premature immolation was a real problem for young Puritan men. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "I have tried" he says, as he has burned countless people.

C'mon, Frida, you're a vampire. Mist out through the bars already. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Authoritarian guardianship.

he's got the Classic Vampire Cape

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What?? Now they want a trial? really?

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Tonight's movie brought to you by Doublemint gum. #Monsterdon

dont worry im on it
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Let me get this straight. Dude sees nothing going on at all, burns women alive. Sees blood dripping from her lips and ACTUAL FANGS and says "throw her in jail." #monsterdon

#monsterdon okay the Puritans in "Twins of Evil" (1971) are obviously shit because they're Puritans but I'll give them some credit here- they saved this film from becoming a musical.

edit: 1h in nearly on the dot-They said it, the name of the film.

If that's trying to be a good man I'd hate to see what happens if you didn't

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

TBH kind of disappointed that Gustav goes straight to assuming "twins of evil" when one of them isn't even evil yet

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#monsterdon The only character I sorta like is Gustav.

<Ron Howard voice> That's the name of the show! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

oo! this woman putting herself on the line for Maria. good job! #monsterdon

Title drop! And man does Frieda not know how to lie convincingly.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

TITLE DROP

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HE SAID THE LINE #TwinsOfEvil #Monsterdon

Gentlemen, we are still not getting laid. Shall we burn a few more women? #monsterdon

@allanb I didn't know vampires ate celer... nuthin! #FoleyArtist #Monsterdon

#monsterdon His last words were heathen. How sad.

god the caption on mine for that was a perfectly timed [Chomp] #monsterdon

Oh thank goodness (evilness?), *finally* we get a vampire killing a Puritan

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sometimes in these movies the day-for-night looks worse than it's supposed to thanks to over-eager film restoration ("this scene is too dark" *brightens*) #monsterdon

Frieda's expression was the same as mine when I'm watching horror movies. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “So, schoolmaster! You do not believe in the Devil!”

Yes, that’s why they made him schoolmaster.

If I was a vampire I'd kill of the religious extremist
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There’s a real Carpenters vibe to these two #Monsterdon

the worst person you know just made a really good point dot gif

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how come sometimes getting bitten turns you into a vampire instantly and sometimes it just kills you?

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👏 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎶 Buffalo vamps, don’t you go out tonight…” 🎵

Hey it's a full moon on set!

Howl if you're a lycanthrope! Awooo~

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#monsterdon Gustav seems to be in the middle of the conflict so far he seems to only be the only gray character.

#Monsterdon Uhoh, we’ve stolen some of the ominous folk music from Wicker Man.

That jacket and dress are more 18-something

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@ottaross In the top ten with a bullet! #monsterdon

The mirror shots are really fun. Love a good in camera optical trick.
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

Me, a lesbian, watching this movie: 🥵
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seems like living in the 1500s would kinda suck

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Hey, this isn’t a lending library, that’s my personal collection.

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This movie is breaking new ground in vampire lore - the vampire SOUL finds a new host when one is burned ??? #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

did anton just WELL ACTUALLY the local witch hunter #Monsterdon

"Oh shit," says Vile, "I've fucked up."

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I wonder why Peter Cushing took this job? He was definitely on the downhill run...

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#monsterdon Run away Maria!

Hey subtitles: organ != harpsichord

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@ottaross She can wear evil wigs #monsterdon

#monsterdon Frieda and Maria, I gotta remember the names.

Semantic point, is an undead still a person? #deep #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

This conversation between the twins right now:
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@floatybirb he has a busy day of young girl burning tomorrow. #Monsterdon

The octopus played the harpsichord better...

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

well now an octopus-less harpsichord seems weird #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Anyways, the evil twin sister got what she wanted, to be a baddie vampire with a cult. And a Count for a master.

They're going to be running out of young ladies to burn. #Monsterdon