"Acting virginal" gave me bingo 😆 #Monsterdon

Is it just me, or does the count have a Jimmy Fallon look going on, when they do close-ups? #Monsterdon

You must expose their breasts!

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@Lazarou I've always assumed the idea was that you need the Christian devil to turn you into a vampire in the first place

...but you suggest a very interesting premise.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The priest should have been battling vampires.

BTW I don't support the vampires or the puritans, I'm neutral. But I do prefer the character Gustav.

NOSEHAIRS!
#monsterdon

"That's Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!"

#Monsterdon

ooooooh, he's got the hypnosis thing going, nice! all he needs now is to try saying "Bat!"

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Premature immolation was a real problem for young Puritan men. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "I have tried" he says, as he has burned countless people.

C'mon, Frida, you're a vampire. Mist out through the bars already. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Authoritarian guardianship.

he's got the Classic Vampire Cape

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What?? Now they want a trial? really?

#Monsterdon

Tonight's movie brought to you by Doublemint gum. #Monsterdon

dont worry im on it
#monsterdon

Let me get this straight. Dude sees nothing going on at all, burns women alive. Sees blood dripping from her lips and ACTUAL FANGS and says "throw her in jail." #monsterdon

#monsterdon okay the Puritans in "Twins of Evil" (1971) are obviously shit because they're Puritans but I'll give them some credit here- they saved this film from becoming a musical.

edit: 1h in nearly on the dot-They said it, the name of the film.

If that's trying to be a good man I'd hate to see what happens if you didn't

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

TBH kind of disappointed that Gustav goes straight to assuming "twins of evil" when one of them isn't even evil yet

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The only character I sorta like is Gustav.

<Ron Howard voice> That's the name of the show! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

oo! this woman putting herself on the line for Maria. good job! #monsterdon

Title drop! And man does Frieda not know how to lie convincingly.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

TITLE DROP

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HE SAID THE LINE #TwinsOfEvil #Monsterdon

Gentlemen, we are still not getting laid. Shall we burn a few more women? #monsterdon

@allanb I didn't know vampires ate celer... nuthin! #FoleyArtist #Monsterdon

#monsterdon His last words were heathen. How sad.

god the caption on mine for that was a perfectly timed [Chomp] #monsterdon

Oh thank goodness (evilness?), *finally* we get a vampire killing a Puritan

#Monsterdon

sometimes in these movies the day-for-night looks worse than it's supposed to thanks to over-eager film restoration ("this scene is too dark" *brightens*) #monsterdon

Frieda's expression was the same as mine when I'm watching horror movies. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “So, schoolmaster! You do not believe in the Devil!”

Yes, that’s why they made him schoolmaster.

If I was a vampire I'd kill of the religious extremist
#monsterdon

There’s a real Carpenters vibe to these two #Monsterdon

the worst person you know just made a really good point dot gif

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

how come sometimes getting bitten turns you into a vampire instantly and sometimes it just kills you?

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👏 #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🎶 Buffalo vamps, don’t you go out tonight…” 🎵

Hey it's a full moon on set!

Howl if you're a lycanthrope! Awooo~

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#monsterdon Gustav seems to be in the middle of the conflict so far he seems to only be the only gray character.

#Monsterdon Uhoh, we’ve stolen some of the ominous folk music from Wicker Man.

That jacket and dress are more 18-something

#monsterdon

The mirror shots are really fun. Love a good in camera optical trick.
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

Me, a lesbian, watching this movie: 🥵
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seems like living in the 1500s would kinda suck

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Hey, this isn’t a lending library, that’s my personal collection.

#Monsterdon

This movie is breaking new ground in vampire lore - the vampire SOUL finds a new host when one is burned ??? #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

did anton just WELL ACTUALLY the local witch hunter #Monsterdon

"Oh shit," says Vile, "I've fucked up."

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I wonder why Peter Cushing took this job? He was definitely on the downhill run...

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#monsterdon Run away Maria!

Hey subtitles: organ != harpsichord

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@ottaross She can wear evil wigs #monsterdon

#monsterdon Frieda and Maria, I gotta remember the names.

Semantic point, is an undead still a person? #deep #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@floatybirb he has a busy day of young girl burning tomorrow. #Monsterdon

The octopus played the harpsichord better...

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

well now an octopus-less harpsichord seems weird #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Anyways, the evil twin sister got what she wanted, to be a baddie vampire with a cult. And a Count for a master.

They're going to be running out of young ladies to burn. #Monsterdon

Cool neon ancient neon cross and two headed goat statue.
This guys has adapted to becoming a vampire really fast. I guess he was already evil so...
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

Now I'm waiting for Frida to yell "BAT!", and fly away into the night.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

if biting boobies made vampirism there'd be a loooooooot of pointy-teethed babies out there

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@jonny Sorry, I'm more of a lycanthrope expert #Monsterdon

In this #Monsterdon there are 3 kinds of people

Deranged churchy people who like to burn girls,

Satanic vampires who like to bite necks and boobs,

And decent normal people who get killed by the other 2 types

Waiitttt, at the end of his almost feminist monologue did he say he has, ...just has to, date one of the twins?

Have I missed something?

#monsterdon

What's wrong with HER boobs that we don't get to see them too? Minus one star. #Monsterdon

I dunno, I'm just sayin', if my choices were "live alone with the Witchfinder General Flammablepants" or "Bite a hot lady in chains" I'd probably make similar choices to Frida. #Monsterdon

The directors wanted to play on the border of porn because the film is too boring

#monsterdon

Lesbian vampires, I see... uh... 👀 and I'm making a witty remark about that 🥵 #monsterdon

Wait. They never told me biting boobs was an option! #monsterdon

what horniness advantages does being a vampire give you, i can't really tell how they can fuck different and why it's good enough to lose your reflection in the mirror and eternal soul over #monsterdon

Going to motorboat was a choice, I'm counting that under "lesbians" #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

This town is going to run out of women #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Meanwhile, the LEAST COMPETENT VAMPIRE HUNTER EVER #Monsterdon

meanwhile the incel brigade is out there burning the milkmaids

christ, what fuckheads

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

These twins are just like the twins from GI Joe! They can feel what happens to each other! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Count has been a vampire less than 24 hours and has already learned all the lore - and how to chew the scenery and Freida together.

Is Maria also going to be a vampire, now? Are those the twin rules we're playing by?

#Monsterdon

No mortal can access my bank account unless they use my PIN number, 6589...

#monsterdon

The man's only been a vampire for like 20 minutes and he's already setting up a regular vampire factory here

#Monsterdon

okay, interesting shift on the whole vampire creation thing

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Listing off all your mortal weaknesses is some next level monologue-ing #Monsterdon

Gerta is super excited to get dicked down- oh wait, she's just going to commit murder, never mind #monsterdon

@cheribaker It is *profoundly* boobular. #Monsterdon

What is the safe word here? #monsterdon

The Count is not very good at polyamory, I'm noticing #monsterdon

I suspect this is the boobiest movie to ever boob. #Monsterdon

I honestly want to like this movie better, I just wish Vile wasn't so, well... vile.

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Wait is Peter Cushings character actually supposed to be the protagonist? Noooooo that's impossible #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Also Frita is such a bully.

In the M Night Shyamalan version, this is where Frieda gets hit by a truck.

#Monsterdon

Jesus, that's not a low-cut blouse, that's a high-cut skirt #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth Yep, that's how it was done back in the day #monsterdon

Once you get some poppers in him, Dietrich's sex life is no longer boring

#monsterdon

emphasis on tit

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#TwinsOfEvil

#Monsterdon Freida goes about ten steps and gets kidnapped. Stranger danger!