Way to go all the way in with that comb-over, dude. #Monsterdon

Oh, they're gonna swap the sisters. The climax of the movie is just The Parent Trap. #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth He needs InVisaVampLine #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

OK, the Cross thing...what if the Vamp was Jewish, Or Muslim or ...horror....didn't believe in any of that?

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"what does gustav do?"
"beats the hell out of me!"
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Boom - it's the title track "twins of evil"

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@paco This meeting of the Incel Council will now come to order

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NAME OF MOVIE SAID #Monsterdon

Which twin is which? How can we ever tell?

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#monsterdon Lol why is her sister having such mood swings? I guess she's coping with being a vampire.

The one on the right did it.

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#monsterdon MONSTER CHOMP ×4!!!! Sorry Dietrich, you deserved better than a puddle to the face

Everybody else shrieking but Evil Twin with a smirk, love that energy!

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He did not survive the vampire conversion apparently

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#monsterdon Gustav knows that the vampires should be burnt not random women that chooses to do their own thing. So far there hasn't been a reason for the "wich trials"

Harpsichord guy also starred in HR Puffenstuff didn't he?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

These aren't clothes from the 1600s

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WAIT WAIT WAIT

Gustav was HUNTING VAMPIRES

BUT DIDN'T KNOW BURNING DOESN'T WORK?

the award for The Most Incompetent Vampire Hunter Ever, Ever, goes to... #Monsterdon

"Gustav, a visitor for you."

I swear I heard the Imperial March of Darth Vader as he wafted around the corner. #monsterdon

the curly-sided hat with front buckle fuckin whips, i would join puritan scouts and level up until i got that before splitting off to join the horny vampire cult fs, how do you pass up style like that. #monsterdon

Dude sure knows a lot about vampires...

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Why can I only hear a harpsichord when 'pipe organ' is on the Bingo card?

#Monsterdon 👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

#monsterdon Lol OK now I see what everyone was talking about with the boob bite, that's so strange why not go for the neck?

I think Good Twin like being the victim all the time.

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y'know i've bit a lot of boobies and i've never had vampirism result

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#monsterdon MONSTER CHOMP ×2!!

#monsterdon He's going to start a vampire harem unfortunately to feed his hunger.

why would you tell people the secrets to killing you?

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Let the breasts do the acting

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i think this is the most cleavage we've had in a #monsterdon movie

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Their polyester clothes are kind of wrecking the ambiance #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bertie, get Frieda! And Gunther! And Kloppfenstchida! Blah blah German gibberish... boo!

(me opening a new coke zero and holding it in the air) To Satan!

#monsterdon

me at vegetarian dinner: "to seitan!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm surprised he didn't get burned being in the sun, after turning into a vampire.

To Satan!

Now I'll toast to that!

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to Satan!

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totally toasting casually to Satan next Thanksgiving #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The movie through its plot purposes a question, which of the bad guys will win, it's not which of the good guys will win.

For once, there isn't a good vs bad, it's bad vs bad.

I appreciate that the twins march to different drummers, at least.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Costume design themes: Dutch Boy, Decolletage, Effete Aristocracy #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil it turns out the girls were going to school, where the top teacher lady explains that the choirmaster, who is one of the guys who were hunting the pig, will be back soon. I'm gonna guess they won't like him because they don't like pigs being stabbed.

Anyway, the school girls all think he's hot. When he looks at them, they briefly appear strange, like one is a blurry reflection of the other, and this strangeness is accompanied by creepy music.

Good Twin is such a chore....

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Daywalker!

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@randy_s kinda want the next Sherlock Lady movie to be twins now. #monsterdon

Guess these are daylight vampires or he's yet to turn and just dressing for the role

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Man In Serious Danger Of Social Faux Pas At Seeing Hot Lady Twins

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Okay, props for realism I guess. Boars can be dangerous pests.

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#monsterdon The clippity clop of a 1 horsepower poop machine!

#monsterdon I thought he was already soulless like the puritans.

Big hat energy!

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If I hadn't watched Tentacles last week, I'd have said those pink hats the twins are wearing are ridiculous

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#monsterdon MONSTER CHOMP

#monsterdon Let this scene be a lesson to us all: the first step to becoming an undead agent of Satan himself is over-the-blouse groping.

Did not expect "candle handjob" for this one, but here we are

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I thought the whole Twins of Evil thing was a breasts reference. My mistake. #monsterdon

The problem is that “SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!” isn’t the Devil’s hotline. He’s dialing the wrong number. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So far there are no themes of good guys or bad guys. We have two bad guys fighting each other.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Wait, is Satan going to appear or is it just windy? All this buildup is killing me.

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#monsterdon This reminds of Sherlock Holmes, cult scene. I'm getting nostalgia.

Oh, so vampires work sort of like Hellraiser cenobites?

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That gal is just chilling there on the slab now #monsterdon

I am very not clear on when the perfectly normal human sacrifice ritual turned into a demonic possession

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#monsterdon So much exhaust from the torches that it's going to make the upstairs chambers soooo stinky! Villager tallow is so sooty!

How are they all just standing around when that music has a such a dance groove to it? #Monsterdon

these purple guys have a power electronics band i just know it
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"unspeakable ceremonies" which the sanctimonious white dude has no problem speaking about at length and with great relish

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"Men and women strip naked, they say!"

Frida:

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#monsterdon We've found a gemstone of current politics. Lots of fear. Lots of raving. Lots of sensual touching-of-buckles.

Peter Cushing's character: "My administration will be so good for women and women's rights!" #Monsterdon

Is it morning? Or did they forget the day for night filter? #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Did he say "Two kilometers?"

The metric system is the tool of the devil!

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Halt, I hear someone being tortured, but we're not the ones torturing them! #Monsterdon

Apparently, they want to burn young women with large breasts
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@hannah omfg hannah joining us for monsterdon this is the best #monsterdon ever

#monsterdon LMAO what FUCK was that?? They all went slient for two minutes and left like school boys.

they sure used a lot of product in their hair in the 1600s

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Burn the witch! #Monsterdon

scritped for sisters, shot for twincest

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Welcome to the the Saturday night meeting of the Church of the Incels. #monsterdon

Do you think the other old timey church guys sometimes think peter cushing is a Bit Much #monsterdon

"WHAT kind of PLUMAGE is this?" #Monsterdon

They had a surplus of green velvet
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Some unspecified amount of time later... or earlier... or maybe not....

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Director of Photography: Dick Bush. That guy must have gotten SO MUCH SHIT in school. #monsterdon

They didn't even do the duck test first. Amateurs.

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Ahhh, a perfectly normal reaction to Peter Cushing.

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It's a bunch of dudes pitching Dutch Boy paint. #monsterdon

Let me axe you a question

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#Monsterdon This scene is where the film lost me- I thought maybe Anton was going to be the hero but then he goes and tells Peter Cushing you can just stake the pretty sex havers instead of burning them and it's SO MUCH MORE EFFICIENT. Souls directly to heaven, you say? You can almost hear the gears turning at that point.

The name Dick Bush doesn't faze me. Back in the day I learned how to edit tape-to-tape video from a guy who went by Dick Wood.

I mean, nobody's *named* Dick, it's a shortened form of Richard. And before you ask, the videos were of church services, for public access TV.

#Monsterdon #sortOf #sorry

Please...for goodness sake...stop posting so I can sleeeeeep. Have a heart. I have no self control and the posts are still too funny. 😂 😂

#Monsterdon 👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

If the Count in tonight's film had been smarter, he probably would have asked if being a vampire is so great, why was the countess laying dormant in the basement waiting for a drop of blood to revive her? #Monsterdon

We should stop here for a breast.. i mean, a rest. #monsterdon

Okay yeah that's pretty good. #monsterdon

Better than I was expecting it to be! Thank you, @Taweret for an enjoyable film!

Most memorable scene: the unexpected decapitation. Woo, Peter Cushing! Nice swing!

2nd place: Count Karstein and Mircalla having sex on a bearskin rug ... she reaches behind her head, gropes for a lit candlestick ... is she going to bash his brains out? Nope, she's stroking the candlestick off.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

🦖 #MONSTERDON Goodbye

Tonight, the Real Time Film Analysis Squad had more comments on 'Dick Bush' than other watch parties' full commentary. And I really don't want to think about whether that is good or bad.

But THANKS to @Taweret for hosting this film that made me double take.
and to @cheribaker for the Bingo card. Got a bunch but no row 😢

🚨 Also, everyone, GET YOUR GEAR if you can!!! Shirts, mugs, more!!

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Sales of pocket crosses up 500% in the following weeks #monsterdon