Uncle swings a mean blade.

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#Monsterdon “Have fun storming the castle!”

(Also: poor servant, victim of racist 70s tropes.)

What? They have crosses, stakes and axes? That wasn't in the deal!

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Now that was cool with the axe to the head
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Savvy head vampire letting the Twin go first

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Note to self: fire *doesn't* fix everything

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These guys look dressed for a boy band #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm want to see a showdown, fuck diplomacy.

Man: You can't burn them, you must BEHEAD them

Incel Council: Hooray! Fetch the axes!

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We have an angry mob with sharpened sticks now.

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"You're burning an innocent girl!"
"Sir, that is literally our ENTIRE DEAL."

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An actual test, as if people who burn people pay attention to tests

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#monsterdon Every evil? Even going on Fox News Live?

Gustav is really like "oh damn, I hadn't thought of that" to the suggestion of using the cross to suss out vampires, a thing he has already done in this movie. lmao

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I mean if a bunch of misogynistic nutters were about to burn you as a witch you'd play along with their beliefs and claim to see god too.

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#monsterdon Aton? And which sister is which? Wtf is happening?

Ride Forest Ride

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And out they come, the stars of the show.

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Every time Karstein is on screen #Monsterdon

See, lip gloss versus no gloss again. Dead tell.

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#monsterdon (when is this movie set and, followup question, did they even have super-sheer polyester nightgowns back then?)

Way to go all the way in with that comb-over, dude. #Monsterdon

Oh, they're gonna swap the sisters. The climax of the movie is just The Parent Trap. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon ...monster chomp..? I think? It kind of happened off-camera there. Pretty sure there was a chomp, or at least a nibble.

Doh! Count Jimmy Fallon was thwarted by the ol' crucifix on the cleavage defence. Rookie mistake.

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@Bluedepth He needs InVisaVampLine #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

OK, the Cross thing...what if the Vamp was Jewish, Or Muslim or ...horror....didn't believe in any of that?

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"what does gustav do?"
"beats the hell out of me!"
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Boom - it's the title track "twins of evil"

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@paco This meeting of the Incel Council will now come to order

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NAME OF MOVIE SAID #Monsterdon

Which twin is which? How can we ever tell?

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#monsterdon Lol why is her sister having such mood swings? I guess she's coping with being a vampire.

The one on the right did it.

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#monsterdon MONSTER CHOMP ×4!!!! Sorry Dietrich, you deserved better than a puddle to the face

Everybody else shrieking but Evil Twin with a smirk, love that energy!

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He did not survive the vampire conversion apparently

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#monsterdon Gustav knows that the vampires should be burnt not random women that chooses to do their own thing. So far there hasn't been a reason for the "wich trials"

Harpsichord guy also starred in HR Puffenstuff didn't he?

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These aren't clothes from the 1600s

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WAIT WAIT WAIT

Gustav was HUNTING VAMPIRES

BUT DIDN'T KNOW BURNING DOESN'T WORK?

the award for The Most Incompetent Vampire Hunter Ever, Ever, goes to... #Monsterdon

"Gustav, a visitor for you."

I swear I heard the Imperial March of Darth Vader as he wafted around the corner. #monsterdon

the curly-sided hat with front buckle fuckin whips, i would join puritan scouts and level up until i got that before splitting off to join the horny vampire cult fs, how do you pass up style like that. #monsterdon

Dude sure knows a lot about vampires...

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Why can I only hear a harpsichord when 'pipe organ' is on the Bingo card?

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#monsterdon Lol OK now I see what everyone was talking about with the boob bite, that's so strange why not go for the neck?

I think Good Twin like being the victim all the time.

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y'know i've bit a lot of boobies and i've never had vampirism result

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#monsterdon MONSTER CHOMP ×2!!

#monsterdon He's going to start a vampire harem unfortunately to feed his hunger.

why would you tell people the secrets to killing you?

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Let the breasts do the acting

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i think this is the most cleavage we've had in a #monsterdon movie

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Their polyester clothes are kind of wrecking the ambiance #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bertie, get Frieda! And Gunther! And Kloppfenstchida! Blah blah German gibberish... boo!

(me opening a new coke zero and holding it in the air) To Satan!

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me at vegetarian dinner: "to seitan!" #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm surprised he didn't get burned being in the sun, after turning into a vampire.

To Satan!

Now I'll toast to that!

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to Satan!

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totally toasting casually to Satan next Thanksgiving #Monsterdon

#monsterdon The movie through its plot purposes a question, which of the bad guys will win, it's not which of the good guys will win.

For once, there isn't a good vs bad, it's bad vs bad.

I appreciate that the twins march to different drummers, at least.

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Costume design themes: Dutch Boy, Decolletage, Effete Aristocracy #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil it turns out the girls were going to school, where the top teacher lady explains that the choirmaster, who is one of the guys who were hunting the pig, will be back soon. I'm gonna guess they won't like him because they don't like pigs being stabbed.

Anyway, the school girls all think he's hot. When he looks at them, they briefly appear strange, like one is a blurry reflection of the other, and this strangeness is accompanied by creepy music.

"my words are not an introduction, but a warning" is how i should greet new people #monsterdon

Good Twin is such a chore....

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Daywalker!

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@randy_s kinda want the next Sherlock Lady movie to be twins now. #monsterdon

Guess these are daylight vampires or he's yet to turn and just dressing for the role

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Man In Serious Danger Of Social Faux Pas At Seeing Hot Lady Twins

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Okay, props for realism I guess. Boars can be dangerous pests.

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#monsterdon The clippity clop of a 1 horsepower poop machine!

#monsterdon I thought he was already soulless like the puritans.

Big hat energy!

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If I hadn't watched Tentacles last week, I'd have said those pink hats the twins are wearing are ridiculous

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#monsterdon MONSTER CHOMP

#monsterdon Let this scene be a lesson to us all: the first step to becoming an undead agent of Satan himself is over-the-blouse groping.

Did not expect "candle handjob" for this one, but here we are

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I thought the whole Twins of Evil thing was a breasts reference. My mistake. #monsterdon

The problem is that “SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!” isn’t the Devil’s hotline. He’s dialing the wrong number. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon So far there are no themes of good guys or bad guys. We have two bad guys fighting each other.

So beautiful, young blond women are caught in a death trap between Satanists and the Righteous Pilgrims. Got it.

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Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

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Wait, is Satan going to appear or is it just windy? All this buildup is killing me.

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#monsterdon This reminds of Sherlock Holmes, cult scene. I'm getting nostalgia.

Oh, so vampires work sort of like Hellraiser cenobites?

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That gal is just chilling there on the slab now #monsterdon

I am very not clear on when the perfectly normal human sacrifice ritual turned into a demonic possession

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#monsterdon So much exhaust from the torches that it's going to make the upstairs chambers soooo stinky! Villager tallow is so sooty!

How are they all just standing around when that music has a such a dance groove to it? #Monsterdon

these purple guys have a power electronics band i just know it
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"unspeakable ceremonies" which the sanctimonious white dude has no problem speaking about at length and with great relish

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"Men and women strip naked, they say!"

Frida:

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#monsterdon We've found a gemstone of current politics. Lots of fear. Lots of raving. Lots of sensual touching-of-buckles.

Peter Cushing's character: "My administration will be so good for women and women's rights!" #Monsterdon

Is it morning? Or did they forget the day for night filter? #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Did he say "Two kilometers?"

The metric system is the tool of the devil!

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Halt, I hear someone being tortured, but we're not the ones torturing them! #Monsterdon