"Look at his face!"

Chief look at YOURS, don't be casting aspersions. #Monsterdon

@jonny

[Black Man looks threatening, Flexes Sexily]

#Monsterdon

His inability to fire his gun feels like a metaphor. #Monsterdon

The wigs in this are out of control #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

It's just that his sidearm was out of butane #monsterdon

I almost thought I heard a Wilhelm scream

#Monsterdon

Man that Christ's been working on his abs. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Where'd he come and why's he flexing his pecs at a gun? Yeah sure if they're willing to kill a white dude they wouldn't dare shoot that random Black man. #monsterdon

Everyone needs a body guard who can dispatch a threat by merely a flex of the pecs #Monsterdon

okay, the Count's a jackass, but Pray for me! is *italian hand gesture* perfect.
#monsterdon

It's nothing, the priest is just flogging himself again? #MonsterDon

@SnoopJ little did we know that Peter Cushing and the Neil Diamond cosplayer are actually the titular twins

#Monsterdon

"pray for me! that's what you're supposed to do for sinners isn't it?"

#monsterdon

Diggin' Count Wayne Newton standing up to the Moral Majority

#Monsterdon

those pec flexes got their own lines in the script #monsterdon

Oh Peter Cushing. Nice. As a puritan elder? whut?
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

Take that Grand Mof Oatmeal. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Count Corn stein looks familiar #Monsterdon

He got the biggest boner when she started laughing him, that's why he had to turn away #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

There's a competitive swimmer in these here woods... #monsterdon

The only thing in need of burning is that shirt.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Wait did this dude just throw her out of her own house?

#Monsterdon

Is there a way that both of these men can lose the movie

#Monsterdon

Showing up late for #monsterdon but I've come in on Peter Cushing walking in on some people canoodling so this is promising!

I'm getting secondhand shame just looking at loverboy's wig #Monsterdon

Looks like everybody expects the English Inquisition. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Oh no, potential witch is hot. She’s doomed. But she has a Staunch Defender, who will prevent her from getting hotter. He’s Count Karnstein!

@apLundell It could be movie twenties though, which means in-universe they're like 11

#Monsterdon

"My apologies, with that frilly shirt we all thought you swang the other way" #monsterdon

That guys hair is way too perfect for someone who was just making out in bed #monsterdon

"..there is a higher authority!"
"Ohhhh, so the emperor enjoyed the brownies I sent?"

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

These twins have different accents #monsterdon

imagine being called out by a guy with hair like that
#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Why do I hear Mat Berry?
#monsterdon

"there is a higher authority"
"it was a board room decision"
same energy.
#monsterdon

Strange Men in the Forest might be a better title for this #Monsterdon movie

@moira Build a bridge out of her!

#Monsterdon

Great Value Jimmy Fallon #Monsterdon

Apparently Peter Cushing doesn't know how to knock before entering.

#Monsterdon

In any case i think we have a #BechdelPass "In spirit" since the women are active agents of the plot, and i'm sure we'll get a technical pass eventually, but still... #monsterdon

oh man this guy wants to be tim curry so bad

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Frieda has apparently been through some shit. #Monsterdon

Neil Diamond ladies and gentlemen. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#Monsterdon One of the twins has accurately identified Uncle Gustav as Creepy Incel.

Bring on the EEEEEEVIL! #monsterdon

#monsterdon BY BURNING THEM

still electable somehow

nothing so Christian and god-fearing as peering into a woman's how as she gets ready for bed. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil in the next scene, Mr. Oats is at a convention of puritanical inquisitors (also dressed like quaker oats guy) who meet in front of a giant cross like most republicans. They complain about devil worshippers in the community and Mr. Oats says that we should... burn them! They all shout at this statement in celebration.

One guy explains that there's a crazy cat lady in the woods who lives isn't married, so they decide she's a witch and they need to harass her.

waitaminute that's the Death Bed Shed!

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Wow, sure is a bright night out there. Hope they don't get a moon burn. #Monsterdon

Is that the Evil Dead house?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@jonny i’m on my way home and i watching my own posts appear is weird #monsterdon

That hair is a witch! #Monsterdon

Goody Hairdo cursed my dick, burn her #monsterdon

"You know men like that?" I know of them and young lady you stop right there. #monsterdon

So I haven't been keeping close track but i am actually not sure we have a #BechdelPass yet - carriage conversation was concerned with men, arrival supper was about how their uncle would react to their clothes, that conversation was just about the uncle too.... #monsterdon

Oh boy I bet this movie is going to treat race very respectfully

#Monsterdon

Good girl, kill the protestant prick :D #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Also why is the priest bullying his nieces? ???

It was the custom back then to go to bed in full makeup #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000
Getting Ovaltine

#Monsterdon

“BURN HER!” #Monsterdon

@Crazypedia Triffids

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “She refuses to take a husband! Wicked! Immoral!” Puritans - the original incels.

i mean, she's not wrong

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The priest is mad because he never got laid. And he hates women. This is literally the time when in cells thrived.

Ok ok I'm here, I made some bomb ass beef quesadillas and guac, somebody catch me up #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@jammerb Ix-nay on the rocreation-pay! #MonsterDon

Puritans: A Bunch of pyromanians
#monsterdon

"...stamp out that evil!"
<cheers>
"We will lick the evil stamps!"
"No!"
"Use odd numbered stamps?"
"No!"
<looks of confusion>
"We will burn them!"
"Yaayyy! Wait ... if we burn the stamps, then we can't use them."
"Not the stamps, the witches!"
"You can use witches for postage?"

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Did anyone else read The Witch of Blackbird Pond as a kid? Anyone get that at the scholastic book fair? #monsterdon

I hope the Twins eat you all, and then spit out your blood for being too vile.

#monsterdon

Oh it’s sexy talk time already? #Monsterdon

@RufusJCooter The custom is to bury the deceased in Shake-n-Bake bags #monsterdon

The Brotherhood has a real hard-on for burning folk, don't they?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I see we're demonizing childless cat ladies again #Monsterdon

Yes, here we solve our problems by burning them.

Witches
Frankenstein
Wolfmen
Taxes

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Maybe instead of burning her they should try out for the position of husband

#monsterdon
#TwinsOfEvil

"Look ladies, women are only 'hot' here if I literally set them on fire, got it?"

#Monsterdon

Why don't they burn everyone just to be sure? If you can't make a heaven on Earth, surely you can make a hell?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Wait, their parents have been dead for two months, and they're still not cold? Have y'all checked them with a Geiger counter?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Brotherhood is meeting and, as usual, blaming women for everything.

oh yes, the girl lives alone, obviously a witch. girl, take 'em down. #monsterdon

Heheh

"We want to grant them mercy! BY BURNING THEM!!!"

Great enthusiasm, pete, I'm loving it :D #Monsterdon

"I just came in to change my boots and catch my (nieces?) in flagrantly not-black garb."

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@paco can't burn witches without your witch-burning boots

#Monsterdon

ok so clearly ALL of this is just an excuse for burning shit #monsterdon

Oh this is definitely a sermon. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

"what kind of plumage is that" says a man who wears tights and, i see, a silk cravat.
#monsterdon

Which is it? Many husbands or no husband? Jfc. #Monsterdon

BURN THE WITCH!

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#Monsterdon oh look, it's the bitch-finder general

#RaisesHandSlowly I, I like oatmeal? #Monsterdon

Burning at the stake counts as torture right? #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

Poor italian twins, heading to Karnstein for their spring break, only to find out everybody important expects them to be dour. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon “What kind of plumage is this?” Yeah, the feathered hats were a bit much.

"Next they'll be telling us they don't have anything comparable to Venice Beach" #monsterdon

Can't really tell what time period we're supposed to be in right now #monsterdon

uhhh after two months I’m pretty sure they’re cold #monsterdon

I bet this guy is a real hoot at parties

#Monsterdon