Actually I'm finding how much the Count looks like Jimmy Fallon a bit distracting. #Monsterdon

Lord CONSTenine?

He's more a Variable-etine.

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Come to think of it, two months was how long Hamlet's mom took to remarry. #monsterdon

And with that the Purple Devil Squad was no more.

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Pentagram on the floor? That's on the bingo card, right?

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#monsterdon To should've been Count Dracula instead of Karnstien.

“Anyone can call the devil, but he never comes. How disappointing!” #Monsterdon

I would be worried about my performance report TBH
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@lola The girls haven't had a chance to pick anything up at Century XVII #monsterdon

Two witches burned in less than 20 minutes? This movie ins on fire!
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Dietrich's actor looks a bit like John Lithgow, right? I'm not the only one seeing this?

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yeah, these rites look plenty pagan to me #Monsterdon

This is the worst Ghost concert I've been to.

#monsterdon

oh yeah and obligatory boobs moment

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Young jimmy fallon hosting masons at his place. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

These are some SHEER nightgowns. #monsterdon

The Count's like, "I've seen this gore vid before. What's on 4chan tonight?" #Monsterdon

I love how Definitely a Vampire this count is. #Monsterdon

We actually had a pewter dish like that
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He's not impressed. #monsterdon

Peter Cushing is demonstrating that old saying about boss yells at man, man yells at wife, wife slaps child, child kicks dog.... He's just doing it with burnings.

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Whee! The count knows how to throw a party!

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#monsterdon this isn't even that evil for Peter Cushing as the baddie in a Hammer movie, 6/10

Haha yeah I remember being young, you overhear something about men and women frolicking and it's like, ok good, and where can I see this, what's the time stamp exactly

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Oh, hey, surprise black mass! #monsterdon

What this town needs is a boy's marching band! #monsterdon

Sadly, opaque pajamas had yet to be invented in the 1600s. #Monsterdon

This isn't the kink party I was hoping for

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This is so much more civilized than burning at the stake

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#monsterdon An electric harpsichord! Look out for Octopuses!

Wow, they're right next door to the castle. Nice neighborhood. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gustav getting very excited at describing the lasciviousness of witches’ “unspeakable ceremonies.” For some reason he blames Count Karnstein, maybe because the guy just humiliated him.

We have boob-sign. It's practically the free space on 70s horror.

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Sinful pleasures... the pursuit of lust... and tasteful earth tones... #monsterdon

oh how nice, nothing like a good old fashioned ritual sacrifice

and they say this castle has no religious life

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Man, David Copperfield's act has really changed. #Monsterdon

like count karnstein seems like kind of a dick but also im fully Team Count Karnstein

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His book has a period-appropriate clasped binding. I approve. #Monsterdon

the Count about to try for Zorro's part in Interview with a Vampire.
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(wth was that guy's name? you know, zorro?)

That poor burrito 🌯 #Monsterdon

Would anyone care to guess which of these twins is supposed to be the evil one? I think they are being too subtle.

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Wow, this blonde must have been on the track back in school #monsterdon

"You can see the light of the castle from here" didn't notice due to the nip slip. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Love the Venetian German accents.

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You can tell them apart by their lip gloss. Remember this when they start with the games about which twin is which.

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@jmelesky Yeah. Let's get back to watery tarts lobbing scimitars. #monsterdon

One of the twins appears intrigued by the description of parties at the castle. #Monsterdon

@kayleeserenada That would be nice! #Monsterdon

Yeah, Weil is definitely what we're calling "weird" right now. #Monsterdon

@kayleeserenada I hope they're planning right now, and just gathering some intel to make their vampire rampaging as effective as possible

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Capturing and burning witches, but also women clogging up the roads with their shopping errands.

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Uncle setting us up for the spicy second act wow

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Freida: Don't threaten me with a good time!

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Wait Peter Cushing, where is this evil happening? Does one require a ticket to attend?

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"Men and women strip naked, they say!"

Frieda, eavesdropping: now THAT'S what i call a fun friday night #Monsterdon

Was righteous finger wag on the bingo card?

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the twins kind of remind me of millie bobbie brown #monsterdon

The twins are evil? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Puritans, true to form, ride down the first woman they see at dawn and… flame her.

Don't threaten me with a good time, Peter Cushing

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Brother, methinks thy black robe fits you rather snug in thy crotch. #monsterdon

Grand puritan tarkin #Monsterdon

Well *I* feel like having parties where you burn young women is decadent. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

I'm surprised the women don't arrange to poison their husbands all on the same night.

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Another "witch" burning? So soon?

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These puritancels sure hate women god damn #Monsterdon

you seriously cannot be giving the incel council the triumphant music like this while they are out kidnapping women to burn as witches lest ye make rancid the vibes #monsterdon

Holy Crap. You could cut tin cans with those cheek bones. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

the devil does what amongst us now ​:BlobCat_Coy:​
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#PuritanPyros .... band name

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Nope, never mind.
I guess no trail?
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Someone needs to teach these MFers that they can burn logs, humans are not necessary parts of bonfires

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#Monsterdon We encounter a victim drained of blood, which suggests witchcraft ain’t your problem, friend. What you got here is a case of vampires. 🧛‍♀️

okay, so she didn't make it into the woods then. (T_T)
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It's....a GIRL!

BURN HER BURN HER!

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Wait, so no burning? (me holding torch)
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That's definitely a Jesus Take the Wheel moment. Watch out for that Branch! whack whack whack whack

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I’m not clear on the vampire rules. Shouldn’t that guy technically be a vampire now?

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Oh my what a large fruit basket you have ...

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They just be running down any woman unlucky enough to cross their path I guess. #Monsterdon

ma'am, into the woods please. #monsterdon

night time, day time, twilight time, day for night time, jesus film, pick a time

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#monsterdon wow it's about to go down.

Man, these guys are dicks! and not in a good way. #MonsterDon

"Pray for me Weil" got yelled in climax so many times

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Those bite marks are very widely spaced #Monsterdon

"The lord will light our path!"

The lord, and the blue filter, sure. #Monsterdon

She makes a point, some little kids can tell who is the leering creep in the crowd.

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So far I’m not rooting for anybody except the twins. Sadly, I know from the title that they’re of Evil, so 🤞 they stay sympathetic. #monsterdon

So busy burning ladies they missed the vampires. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Why am I rooting for the dissolute nobleman?

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Kilometers in the probably-1600s? Wikipedia time!

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I just think somebody would be a little more raisined if their fluids got slurped out. #monsterdon

This guy is Richard Dawkins' ancestor #monsterdon

The damned Queens park rangers again! #iMayBeAbot #MonsterDon

Oh shit, they brought out the dry ice, things are getting SPOOKY #Monsterdon

No likable characters yet...

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"Everyone enjoys a good hanging!" Personally I think the pec flexing was a nice touch.

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