Oh shit that means it was vampire seduction! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

#Monsterdon 👿 👿 👯 👯

Duh everyone knows that Vampires can't be seen in the mirror, Count did you not see 'What We Do in the Shadows?"

@CactuarJoe Because the CANDLE is like a PENIS here #Monsterdon

This film is so subtle.

#Monsterdon

Nice candle handling.
Really lights his fire.

#Monsterdon 👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

Okay, the candle-stroking was kinda funny. #monsterdon

So in exchange for his soul, he gets to fuck a corpse? Man, standards have gone downhill. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

I'm pretty sure that's his grandmother or something.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

mircalla karnstein? are they related, then? #monsterdon

Wouldn’t she be one of his relatives, since she’s a past countess of this castle? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Count made her dead, she’s making him undead, seems fair. I don’t remember the process involving Sexy Times, though.

#Candlebang

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

that statue like, PLEASE i did not ask for this. #monsterdon

Getting real handsy with that candlestick #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil your guide to Satanist Castle Wardrobes:
Count Crabbycakes: dresses like an 18th century composer / romantic poet
His Butler: dresses like a 19th century rich dude
Satanist Posse: dress like fancy priests, possibly medieval?

Everyone else in this movie dresses like it's a musical production of Beauty and the Beast, unless they are the Puritan Quaker Oats Inquisition.

HA HA HA yes we GET THE SYMBOLISM MR. HAMMER #Monsterdon

Practical effects ftw #monsterdon

BWAH HA HA HA HA

SYMBOLISM GET IT

#monsterdon
#TwinsOfEvil

so it is canon in puritanical theology that big tiddy babes are like the wifi access point of the devil and you have to upload your soul through them or what #monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole Schtay closve to zee candles (not like that) #Monsterdon

Drizzling the crypt with raspberry sauce. #monsterdon

She really likes that candle.
#MONSTERDON

Count Karnstein looks like Jimmy Fallon, sorry everyone #monsterdon

I am the ghost of plotlines' past... #monsterdon

Stay on target! Stay on target! #WrongMovie? #MonsterDon

and also has... hands?

#Monsterdon

Even in Hell, HRT does *wonders*.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon ohhhhh when you have blood dripping on dead monsters in a hammer movie that's usually a bad sign

#Monsterdon Thunderbolts, and a soul manifest. And boy is she pissed about that stabination.

this would be a great halloween movie. such great classic horror atmosphere and imagery

#monsterdon

Frida's like, "Something gay's happening in that castle, I can FEEL IT." #Monsterdon

All the village poor could live safely in that fireplace.

#Monsterdon 👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

Oh yeah. There's twins in this Twins of Evil movie. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Her problem is she waited too long to scream. I know, blaming the victim, but still #monsterdon

This evil spirit has a real flair for the dramatic

#Monsterdon

Watch out the ghost of Christmas future is right behind you!

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

you're the one who summoned him, what're you getting all freaked out for, dumbass. #monsterdon

whoa, that ghastly apparition VFX is quite good, hats off

#Monsterdon

This movie is a lot better then I expected (and in a different galaxy then last weeks)
#monsterdon

Satan's beekeeper #Monsterdon

So beautiful, young blond women are caught in a death trap between Satanists and the Righteous Pilgrims. Got it.

#monsterdon

Uh oh, Satan's still in his bathrobe!

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

It's funny that the actual Satan-hunting priests are out there hunting Satan worshippers and the guy on the top of the hill is employing like 10 people to carry out a Satanic ritual at the top of the hill. They need better intel. #monsterdon

Oh hey, Satan's got an encounter suit. "I have always been here." #Monsterdon

The sacrifices always shot "no, no please!", but I'll bet if they pretended they were into, the Duke wouldn't know what to do. #monsterdon

@socketwench I think there are multiple #Monsterdon happening simultaneously.

Laundry monster!

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#Monsterdon Marquis de Sadsack over here...

24:00 /Lowers Church-Lady glasses "SATAN"

I guess it’s de rigeur to randomly shout “SATAN” during human sacrifices. Kinda like “PARKOUR”. #monsterdon

Ebenezer Scrooooooge!!!
#Monsterdon

The count needs Netflix.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "my dommie mommie is way tougher than you guys and satanics way sexier, gtfo"

Dribbling thick red paint on a shroud-wrapped corpse. Well, that's one way to raise the dead.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

too bad Satan's voice mail was full. #monsterdon

It's alive!

#monsterdon
#TwinsOfEvil

Some people will go to any length to make a phone call. Sheesh.

#monsterdon

Hand-drawn lightning!

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

damn i wanna yell "satan" at the top of my lungs too #monsterdon

This woman's blood is alarmingly chunky. I hope Satan likes that.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret Karn Stein sounds like a nonbinary Oberlin student who comes from a reform Jewish family #monsterdon

i didn't feel like joining #monsterdon this week but now i've got mosterfomo seeing the posts whiz by :crying_dog:

I'd like to chime in with everyone appreciating Count Karnstein's outfit in this scene. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Jimmy Fallon could pull off this Count at a fancy Hollywood Halloween party.

🎼So you’ll be an Styrian nobleman
Commissioning a sacrifice with glee 🎵 #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Those are some smoky torches there #monsterdon

Does Satan even speak English in this universe?

#Monsterdon

All it takes is a little of the Red Red Kroovy...

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

That blood looks WAY more like blood then in any other Hammer movie I've seen. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

the big tiddy babes of the village truly have no allies #monsterdon

see this is what happens when you use vick's cough syrup instead of regular fake blood

#monsterdon
#TwinsOfEvil

This is how JD became the VP candidate. #Monsterdon

i love that set

#monsterdon

You stink at being evil! Your unholy rituals lack finesse! I've seen better torment in Grey's Anatomy reruns! #Monsterdon

Baldrick, you wouldn't know an evening's entertainment if it bit you. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Count Karnstein is now monologuing. Apparently upset that the Satanic cult was not evil enough. But he’s keeping the girl, naturally. She’s HIS sacrifice now.

"SATAN! Pick up! I know you can hear me!" #Monsterdon

"Almost done with the cult costumes, boss. I'm afraid we may have rushed the masks though. You ever see Friday the 13th Part 2?"

#Monsterdon

Oh, Count Corn nuts just needs a domme. #Monsterdon

Guy is running for VP now #monsterdon

Hooded guy yelling in Latin at this maiden's twins of evil, kinky #monsterdon

"In Faust's day, one soul could buy you all the pleasures of the world, and all the knowledge of the hearts of men. These days, it can't even get me some sloppy toppy from a peasant girl. GET OUT." #monsterdon #twinsofevil

Guy's all "My ancestors knew evil! They suckled at the devil's teat!" while the would-be sacrifice victim is just waiting for their next bit of direction.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@Taweret Could be, but I feel like we might be getting queer interference from that velvet smoking jacket. #Monsterdon

Evil harpsichord sounds!

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Dude, we've heard of #monsterdon. We're literally doing it right now.

So far, every single male is completely off his rocker

#Monsterdon

next time, try AshkEnte, you might have better luck. #monsterdon

"I'm going to get that nasty that you can't even fathom, servant!"

He does sell the bacchanal pretty well

#Monsterdon

Great Value Jimmy Fallon just graduated to Christian Grey from Wish.com #Monsterdon

Psycho arranged for harpsichord #Monsterdon

I want to know what this place scored the last time the health inspector came through #monsterdon

The real monsters in this film are the boobs

#monsterdon

I like the stone goats in the fireplace ...

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

anybody else feeling like Count Karnstein is nonbinary? cause im getting vibes

#monsterdon

Peter Cushing railing against the devil-worshipping count is like when I took DARE and the workbook had Simpsons-style cartoons that made drugs look cool, actually #monsterdon

"You are not COOL enough to be dead, Dietrich!"

#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow black aaaaaadder, black aaaaadder

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

this woman just chillin' here like "am I going to get to have sex or not ok??"

#monsterdon

Excuse me is this monologueing? #Monsterdon

Busty bust.

#monsterdon