I ordered the Fig Bread not the.. oh never mind. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Every sound effect has been so just-barely off. Was that a firearm or a whip? 😆 #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

“You know what I’ll do you if you make any trouble? Don’t you? Don’t you?”

Well, we don’t. What will you do? #Monsterdon

To Satan! #Monsterdon

carrying me princess-style to the carriage? that's a 5 star uber rating #Monsterdon

This is a different kind of "day for night" shot: "everyone's asleep!"
[perfectly sunny outside]

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon We started late (like 20 after) and I am so far impressed at the political implications of Cushing's character in relation to the Count in the Holy Roman Empire during the reformation and counter-reformation. Or that's just because I've been reading The Middle Kingdoms. https://www.basicbooks.com/titles/martyn-rady/the-middle-kingdoms/9781541619784/

"I acknowledge only one Lord."

#Monsterdon

This is a long walk. Castle looked a lot closer from the window.

#monsterdon

Make transylvania great again #Monsterdon

to satan! #monsterdon

Medieval Uber...

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#Monsterdon Good twin feeling safer in Uncle Gustav’s house. Evillish twin Frieda prefers the Count’s castle. They’re both wrong.

So the good twin is the one with the lipgloss? Just trying to keep up here #monsterdon #twinsofevil

Sure is bright out tonight

#monsterdon
#TwinsOfEvil

"I don't care if Uncle Gustav finds out, but if you tell him, I'll enact even more physical violence on you!"

Pick a lane, lady.

#Monsterdon

Once again, that's an awfully bright forest at night.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

How prominent was the lipgloss market in the 17th century? #monsterdon #twinsofevil

"My niece is a twin and has twins" #monsterdon

“Who wants to be good if being good is singing hymns and praying all day long?” Frida has a point. #Monsterdon

@xerozohar This movie has one setting and it is Lay It On Thick :P #Monsterdon

Freida's I got to have the bad boy reflexes kicked in #Monsterdon

Gee I wonder which twin is evil

Hard to tell #Monsterdon

"Why should I want to be good when being good is singing hymns and praying all day long?"

I would think the whole burning people alive thing would be a bigger problem, but that's because I'm not evil.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"Don't be so greedy!" says the greedy one. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

@SnoopJ I guess everyone in this village having HornyVision would sort of explain why everyone thinks the women are witches... like if your vision was always super blurry except for when you look at some specific women sometimes then you would probably think something was up with them #monsterdon

She is making a good point about going
#monsterdon

Frieda says "snitches get stitches"
#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"...sir you are impertinent!"
"I am not a peasant!"
"I know ... I said imper.."
"Not a peasant!"

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"You wouldn't understand."
"I don't *want* to. I hate it here."

Well okay I am #TeamFrieda now for sure. #Monsterdon

wish I could #monsterdon. It's been a month or so since I did last. Will do again soon!

"superstition dies hard here"

"not as hard as being burned to death, that's super-hard, but still, pretty hard"

#monsterdon

The real evil is the voice acting. #Monsterdon

"my words are not an introduction, but a warning" is how i should greet new people #monsterdon

The vampire is out in daylight? Which mythform is this? #monsterdon #twinsofevil

Legit cracked up at the red-lined cape. Welcome to the vampire club, here's your corny cape #Monsterdon

Joachim rockin' that powdered wig tbh #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 @jonny They're very symme... Oh the twins! #Monsterdon

@dirtyoldtown Karnst-ucky derby perhaps

I think that one is about how many random women you can trample on the way

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Absolutely I made a reference to Breaker Morant. #Monsterdon

Hac! Vampire in the light! Cheat! #Monsterdon

This guy totally stole Walter Koenig's wig from Star Trek. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@jonny You can tell them apart?! #monsterdon #twinsofevil

Camera man, good job! #MonsterDon

Anton has a special eye condition where everyone is blurry except for Frida. #Monsterdon

They're hunting....piles of straw #monsterdon

Frieda just hanging out on the railing. #MONSTERDON

Might want to get your eyesight checked out bro #monsterdon

Maria and Frieda are constantly dressed for the Kentucky Derby.

#Monsterdon

I don't like "good men" :bloblewd: #Monsterdon

That's not the angle she bit him. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon This school seems suspiciously scandalous.

“We walk the earth but we live in hell” yeah so what’s different #monsterdon

who is this anton guy and why does he have like a VATS HUD for highlighting the evil twin #monsterdon

Apparently the budget was to taken up with diaphanous nightgowns to rent an actual boar. #Monsterdon

i'm home, joining #monsterdon which is already in progress. i still have a few posts queued up though

See, it's stunts like this that attracts Puritans #monsterdon

Hahahaha - suggestive focus

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

“We were out on the veldt, killing the boar!” #Monsterdon

I feel like the chances for a Bechdel pass are rapidly diminishing, here. These ladies are gonna be at Castle Karnalstein soon and it'll be Count this, Count that.

#Monsterdon

I don't think the candle is getting much out of that actually. #monsterdon

Y'all, we're a third of the way through and the twins are NOT evil enough #Monsterdon

fun fact: this is actually the same harpsichordist as tentacles #monsterdon (not actually true)

@Louisa I would survive these movies...oh wait...never mind
#monsterdon

@brooke I noticed that, too! 🤣 #Monsterdon

"They're coming now"

Yeah, everyone is, it's that kinda flick. #Monsterdon

They're killing the javelina with javelins #monsterdon #twinsofevil

Oh a sex scene on a bear skin rug and... SYMBOLISM!
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

the protagonist of the movie was briefly that boar rustling around under the straw because it was enacting the audience's collective desire to be all nasty and squealing down there in the dirt #monsterdon

Expecting the Buffy theme to play any second now #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The twins are very pink and frilly. This is their more sober garb?

@steggy Maybe the wardrobe department for this movie went shopping in the Tentacles merch store

#Monsterdon

🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

👥 💀 TRIVIA OF EVIL 🧙‍♀️🧛

👀 Twins made it easier to show someone's face who is looking into a mirror without showing the camera. They just cut out a wall and put a twin on the other side.

Of course, they also had to create a mirror image of the room behind the twin, so look for mirror-image candle flame differences.

👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

"Just the men of the village out hunting"

(for you)

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Count can no longer see himself in the mirror. Must be hell for such a narcissist.

I'm having problems accepting this twin as a Frieda, because she doesn't have naturally curly red hair #monsterdon #Peanuts

@WhiskeySailor you've gotta really trust the opinions of your hairdresser. #monsterdon

Oh no OH GOD IT'S AN UNDEAD MONST— saaaaaay, she's sexy though, let's not freak out just yet Karnstein

#Monsterdon

Be nice if they could kill my bore....dom. #Monsterdon

Great, now he has to learn to shave all over again!

#monsterdon

oh so a bunch of people in the area just independently sold their soul to the devil like this, gotcha #monsterdon

@north the candle

#Monsterdon

Was that the monster from Indian Flats scurrying about in the pine needles?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Holy crap. An ankle.

#monsterdon

@Sorl #HandShootsUp #Monsterdon

It must be hard to get a haircut as a vampire
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil anyway, after stabbing the poor peasant girl, Count Crabbycakes pours himself a glass of wine, and then some lighting strikes and a phantasmal apparition appears above the girls' body, turning into a hooded figure that I guess is Satan, or possibly like Satan's uber driver. This apparition freaks him the fuck out and then shows him a picture of I think his dead girlfriend?

Being undead sounds better than the alternative

#monsterdon
#TwinsOfEvil

vampire wife, vampire life #monsterdon

Getting it on with your undead wife who is a direct agent of the devil, why not

...

#Monsterdon

Hmm the vampire bite looks quite fetching wait WAIT oh damn I'll never see my pretty face again! #Monsterdon

seems like a pretty good deal, you get your wife back and you get to be a vampire or wahtever

#monsterdon

Good thing he can't see himself in the mirror. He's never getting the blood out of that collar. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Um, working the candle is a bit over the top for sexual metaphor.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

*skims* Okay Cushing likes burning rich busty ladies. Check.
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

Not the blurry mound! #monsterdon

aw, regular vampire dentata

you had one good opportunity movie and you blew it

maybe after blowing him we aren't sure

#monsterdon
#TwinsOfEvil

Whoops, the candle's on the other throat now, huh Count #Monsterdon

@kayleeserenada @moira Maybe if he leaves the seat up?! #iMnotHelpingAmI #Monsterdon

It would be great if it was Rowan Atkinsons under that hood

#Monsterdon