Just pay the peasants off and your problem will go away they are insatiably greedy after all...
The Count would be a successful Big Tech Tycoon with that kind of advice #Monsterdon
everyone's so dull this evening. i just got vampired, and now you're all boring, come on guys! #monsterdon
Yeah, no need to check on the young women in your charge, Captain Burninator. #Monsterdon
@NovaCora maybe his new cape counts as β¨sparkling β¨ #monsterdon
@bunnyhero <the gluten intolerant draw their daggers> #monsterdon
This movie impeccably lit
Pretty lucky to have indoor pumping
HahahaHA "All PEASANTS are insatiably greedy!" I'll take things Elon Musk would say for $500, Alex. #Monsterdon
Youβre going to hurt Satanβs feelings if you wonβt drink to his health. #Monsterdon
"Hey, Dietrich, ONE of us is dead now and the other is just a loser dork"
Yeah sorry I can't stop seeing him as Jimmy Fallon. #Monsterdon
Every dress designed to make Peter Cushing angrier and angrier #monsterdon
Uncle Gusty is restless. Very, very restless. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I predict that the twins will spilt on one another, one will turn puritan and the other will turn demonic.
@bunnyhero delivering banger puns from beyond the grave lmao #monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 ...Beverly Crusher? Is that you? #Monsterdon
They could really only afford that one tree-lined road, huh?
deitrich reminds me of that Judge guy from 1776 who just wants to be invisible. #monsterdon
okay so the movie has picked its titular evil twin
I ordered the Fig Bread not the.. oh never mind. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
Every sound effect has been so just-barely off. Was that a firearm or a whip? π #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
βYou know what Iβll do you if you make any trouble? Donβt you? Donβt you?β
Well, we donβt. What will you do? #Monsterdon
To Satan! #Monsterdon
carrying me princess-style to the carriage? that's a 5 star uber rating #Monsterdon
This is a different kind of "day for night" shot: "everyone's asleep!"
[perfectly sunny outside]
#Monsterdon We started late (like 20 after) and I am so far impressed at the political implications of Cushing's character in relation to the Count in the Holy Roman Empire during the reformation and counter-reformation. Or that's just because I've been reading The Middle Kingdoms. https://www.basicbooks.com/titles/martyn-rady/the-middle-kingdoms/9781541619784/
This is a long walk. Castle looked a lot closer from the window.
Make transylvania great again #Monsterdon
Medieval Uber...
#Monsterdon Good twin feeling safer in Uncle Gustavβs house. Evillish twin Frieda prefers the Countβs castle. Theyβre both wrong.
So the good twin is the one with the lipgloss? Just trying to keep up here #monsterdon #twinsofevil
Sure is bright out tonight
"I don't care if Uncle Gustav finds out, but if you tell him, I'll enact even more physical violence on you!"
Pick a lane, lady.
Once again, that's an awfully bright forest at night.
How prominent was the lipgloss market in the 17th century? #monsterdon #twinsofevil
"My niece is a twin and has twins" #monsterdon
βWho wants to be good if being good is singing hymns and praying all day long?β Frida has a point. #Monsterdon
@xerozohar This movie has one setting and it is Lay It On Thick :P #Monsterdon
Freida's I got to have the bad boy reflexes kicked in #Monsterdon
Gee I wonder which twin is evil
Hard to tell #Monsterdon
"Why should I want to be good when being good is singing hymns and praying all day long?"
I would think the whole burning people alive thing would be a bigger problem, but that's because I'm not evil.
#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
"Don't be so greedy!" says the greedy one. #monsterdon #twinsofevil
@SnoopJ I guess everyone in this village having HornyVision would sort of explain why everyone thinks the women are witches... like if your vision was always super blurry except for when you look at some specific women sometimes then you would probably think something was up with them #monsterdon
She is making a good point about going
#monsterdon
Frieda says "snitches get stitches"
#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
"...sir you are impertinent!"
"I am not a peasant!"
"I know ... I said imper.."
"Not a peasant!"
"You wouldn't understand."
"I don't *want* to. I hate it here."
Well okay I am #TeamFrieda now for sure. #Monsterdon
wish I could #monsterdon. It's been a month or so since I did last. Will do again soon!
"superstition dies hard here"
"not as hard as being burned to death, that's super-hard, but still, pretty hard"
The real evil is the voice acting. #Monsterdon
The vampire is out in daylight? Which mythform is this? #monsterdon #twinsofevil
Legit cracked up at the red-lined cape. Welcome to the vampire club, here's your corny cape #Monsterdon
Joachim rockin' that powdered wig tbh #Monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 @jonny They're very symme... Oh the twins! #Monsterdon
@dirtyoldtown Karnst-ucky derby perhaps
I think that one is about how many random women you can trample on the way
Absolutely I made a reference to Breaker Morant. #Monsterdon
Hac! Vampire in the light! Cheat! #Monsterdon
This guy totally stole Walter Koenig's wig from Star Trek. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
@jonny You can tell them apart?! #monsterdon #twinsofevil
Camera man, good job! #MonsterDon
Anton has a special eye condition where everyone is blurry except for Frida. #Monsterdon
They're hunting....piles of straw #monsterdon
Might want to get your eyesight checked out bro #monsterdon
Frieda just hanging out on the railing. #MONSTERDON
Maria and Frieda are constantly dressed for the Kentucky Derby.
I don't like "good men" :bloblewd: #Monsterdon
That's not the angle she bit him. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon This school seems suspiciously scandalous.
βWe walk the earth but we live in hellβ yeah so whatβs different #monsterdon
who is this anton guy and why does he have like a VATS HUD for highlighting the evil twin #monsterdon
Apparently the budget was to taken up with diaphanous nightgowns to rent an actual boar. #Monsterdon
i'm home, joining #monsterdon which is already in progress. i still have a few posts queued up though
See, it's stunts like this that attracts Puritans #monsterdon
Hahahaha - suggestive focus
βWe were out on the veldt, killing the boar!β #Monsterdon
I feel like the chances for a Bechdel pass are rapidly diminishing, here. These ladies are gonna be at Castle Karnalstein soon and it'll be Count this, Count that.
I don't think the candle is getting much out of that actually. #monsterdon
Y'all, we're a third of the way through and the twins are NOT evil enough #Monsterdon
fun fact: this is actually the same harpsichordist as tentacles #monsterdon (not actually true)
@Louisa I would survive these movies...oh wait...never mind
#monsterdon
@brooke I noticed that, too! π€£ #Monsterdon
"They're coming now"
Yeah, everyone is, it's that kinda flick. #Monsterdon
They're killing the javelina with javelins #monsterdon #twinsofevil
Oh a sex scene on a bear skin rug and... SYMBOLISM!
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil
the protagonist of the movie was briefly that boar rustling around under the straw because it was enacting the audience's collective desire to be all nasty and squealing down there in the dirt #monsterdon
Expecting the Buffy theme to play any second now #monsterdon
#Monsterdon The twins are very pink and frilly. This is their more sober garb?
@steggy Maybe the wardrobe department for this movie went shopping in the Tentacles merch store
π¦ #MONSTERDON ποΈ
π₯ π TRIVIA OF EVIL π§ββοΈπ§
π Twins made it easier to show someone's face who is looking into a mirror without showing the camera. They just cut out a wall and put a twin on the other side.
Of course, they also had to create a mirror image of the room behind the twin, so look for mirror-image candle flame differences.
π―π #TwinsOfEvil
#Monsterdon Count can no longer see himself in the mirror. Must be hell for such a narcissist.
I'm having problems accepting this twin as a Frieda, because she doesn't have naturally curly red hair #monsterdon #Peanuts
@WhiskeySailor you've gotta really trust the opinions of your hairdresser. #monsterdon
Oh no OH GOD IT'S AN UNDEAD MONSTβ saaaaaay, she's sexy though, let's not freak out just yet Karnstein
Be nice if they could kill my bore....dom. #Monsterdon
Great, now he has to learn to shave all over again!
oh so a bunch of people in the area just independently sold their soul to the devil like this, gotcha #monsterdon
@north the candle
Was that the monster from Indian Flats scurrying about in the pine needles?
Holy crap. An ankle.