The two different candles flickering differently just kind of blew that "not showing up in the mirror" shot. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
You seem...different. Did you change your hair? Is that a new outfit? #Monsterdon
Production note: when youβre doing the βno reflectionβ thing, donβt have a candle in the mirror, because it will flicker differently than the candle in the foreground. #monsterdon
"That night" β¦ so I guess there's been a time jump and Frieda's been visiting the Count for some time now?
Brahms, Yes I was such men! #Monsterdon #TOSSatNight
There's a salve for that #monsterdon
@strangefour yeah that's just stuff from his satanic junk drawer
This is like watching a social deduction game where the villagers are killing everyone except the werewolf.
#Monsterdon βSomeone has got to do something.β To Freida?
I love the fake mirror though
#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
If I was a vampire I wouldn't sit in front of the mirror
#monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow Yeah, but those ppl are cuckoo #monsterdon
He's just saving her the walk. #monsterdon
We're just past the halfway mark here. I'm guessing that maybe not too many other things are going to happen in this movie.
usually in these witch hunt movies the whole deal is that they actually aren't witches, but they've really set up a no-winner situation where they are burning innocent people at the stake but ALSO there actually is a vampire infecting all the women with the devil. #monsterdon
lol she went vampire mode and bothered to come back home?
Of course hero guy only has eyes for the evil twin. #monsterdon
just because he plays harpsichord #Monsterdon
Anton's I got to have the naughty girl reflexes kicked in. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon does he even know who he's trying to burn
There is definitely a LOT of evil in this movie. #Monsterdon
Anton is the only decent person in this film. I'm sure he'll come through just fine. JUST FINE. #Monsterdon
"Frida's like an open book." With large ample heaving pages. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
i think Sister Curls here is trying to confess a crush on the innocent twin. i think i ship this. #monsterdon
Well, converting carbohydrates and O2 into C02 is a kind of fire?! Look Anton, I'm trying to help your case here. #Monsterdon
Only SOME of those girls were innocent. Surely. #monsterdon #twinsofevil
"Some of those poor girls were innocent" Almost got that one, think it through.
Did she bite her boob?
#MONSTERDON
He can feel it burning when he's near Frida? I think there's a cream for that
#Monsterdon Another flambΓ©, and Anton proves himself to be the only vaguely likable character so far.
Frieda out here living her best life for the era, tbh. #Monsterdon
@Taweret I love that 2/3 of you (correction: 3/4!) were actually hopeful #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
I liked her until she started hurting her sister. #monsterdon
"How much longer can I stand by and watch this" You and me both pal. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
So he burned another witch, and we don't know why? #monsterdon #twinsofevil
Mr Vile murders a woman every night, and Lord Karstein is trying to keep up β this must be a rather new thing or they'd have to import women by the hundred!
#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
Just another random witch burning
At least they didn't make this one suffer through the credits
all the women being either burned at the stake or sacrificed to the devil. there's no winning #monsterdon
These knuckleheads are actively killing everyone but the ACTUAL servants of Satan. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
@moira shouting this as the teeth sink in after that mini-monologue #monsterdon
I'm gonna count that boob biting as "lesbians" #Monsterdon
Ok, so token lesbianism, but clearly solely for the male gaze. And still no Bechdel pass. #monsterdon #twinsofevil
At this rate there aren't going to be any young ladies left
Anton seems nice. Why does he live in this clave of assholes?
#Monsterdon It wasnβt charades.
*Another* "witch" burning?
Went right for the decolletage. #Monsterdon
She bit that breast and silicone came out. #monsterdon
*balloon deflating noise* PFffffffffffft... (hi I'm 12) #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
5 second transition to vampire. Very efficient pacing.
#Monsterdon π―π #TwinsOfEvil
Go in, at once! But leave the door open so you can hear
it wouldn't be a Carmilla adaptation without a little lesbianism #Monsterdon
Man that's the fastest and most uneventful vampiric turning I've ever seen #monsterdon
"...try out the new Insta-Vampire kit! Your mirror image will vanish bite before your eyes!"
Count Wannabe and i laughing at the same time, but probably not for the same reason, i'm betting. #monsterdon
It's almost as if the producer of Tentacles never even watched this film for all the lessons missed #monsterdon
A stake through the heart! Or beheading kills us!
Oh honey, it kills everyone. #monsterdon #twinsofevil
Chomp! #Monsterdon
That neckline in that era would get you burned as a witch
There's not enough Satan worshipping in modern vampire stories #monsterdon
No way would the bite marks be oriented like that.
#MONSTERDON
Well there's a vampire rule you don't see everyday. #Monsterdon
Ah, jeez, count - do something original instead of just repeating how it was done to you ...
Listen, you look like I can trust you, here is all the ways to kill me and defeat me
#monsterdon
@Taweret and in particular, giving an exhaustive list
One supreme pleasure is winning by bagging in Mario Kart 8! DO IT. YOU MUST #monsterdon #twinsofevil
To Satan! Man that spread looks delicious.
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil
Oooh! I liked that sass from the βpeasant girl.β #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Apparently we will βplayβ with Greta. I donβt think charades is the plan.
"Perhaps I don't like good men." #monsterdon
So how old is Millie Bobbie Brown really? Cuz I'm pretty sure she's one or both of these twins. #monsterdon #twinsofevil
Frida like, "Thank GOD there's a BDSM scene out here, I was SO BORED." #Monsterdon
@ramsey Preach!
#Monsterdon
The count just giving all his secrets away. #Monsterdon
Oh this is awkward, son and his GF walked in. #Monsterdon [[son starts spouting monty python airplane and star trek! THATS MY BOY]]
Joachim majored in peasant girl nabbing at Dusseldorf U. #Monsterdon
Maybe one of the twins killed their parents?
#Monsterdon
A spanking! A spanking! There's going to be a spanking! And then you must spank all of us! #monsterdon
what did this butler guy think he was getting himself into lol
did he think this was going to be a healthy workplace?
Was she just catcalled by an owl? #monsterdon
Frieda is *instantly* on board with this. Shame about her taste in men, though.
nice to know they invented boob tape back in the time of this film, that dress would have started the party a bit earlier otherwise. #monsterdon
oh no, mild dishevelling!
You need to a taught a lesson!
A SPANKING! A SPANKING!
And then the oral sex!
The magic chair - it fell twice.
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Here comes the spanking
Joachim's got a black belt in LadyGrab-fu #Monsterdon
@trixter SAME #monsterdon
I love the sets, I love that the count is such a bastard.
#Monsterdon Vampire Count mocks fellow aristocrats who only play at Satanic rituals. Sacrifice turned vampire looks like sheβs craving a bite.
@CactuarJoe It was important to use fabric economically in those days #monsterdon
Are⦠are we going to have some spanking now? #Monsterdon
"Alright!?" I think we can do better than that! Janet. What do you think of her? #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
A lesson?! You mean like learning differential equations?! #Monsterdon
"wait...should i burn my niece tonight? hmm no, kinda sleepy rn"
#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil
Karnstein: "To Satan!!"
Frieda: Sure dude, whatever.
As someone pointed out, seems the Count doesn't have any trouble in daylight. Got to see what tropes they follow. Silver, running water, turn into bat, turn into mist, wooden stakes?
βPeasants are insatiably greedy.β I guess thatβs why theyβre so poor, and the count is so rich. #Monsterdon