#monsterdon does he even know who he's trying to burn

There is definitely a LOT of evil in this movie. #Monsterdon

I mean this script is super dull
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Anton is the only decent person in this film. I'm sure he'll come through just fine. JUST FINE. #Monsterdon

"Frida's like an open book." With large ample heaving pages. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

i think Sister Curls here is trying to confess a crush on the innocent twin. i think i ship this. #monsterdon

Well, converting carbohydrates and O2 into C02 is a kind of fire?! Look Anton, I'm trying to help your case here. #Monsterdon

Only SOME of those girls were innocent. Surely. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

"Some of those poor girls were innocent" Almost got that one, think it through.

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Did she bite her boob?
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He can feel it burning when he's near Frida? I think there's a cream for that

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#Monsterdon Another flambé, and Anton proves himself to be the only vaguely likable character so far.

Frieda out here living her best life for the era, tbh. #Monsterdon

@Taweret I love that 2/3 of you (correction: 3/4!) were actually hopeful #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I liked her until she started hurting her sister. #monsterdon

"How much longer can I stand by and watch this" You and me both pal. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

So he burned another witch, and we don't know why? #monsterdon #twinsofevil

Mr Vile murders a woman every night, and Lord Karstein is trying to keep up — this must be a rather new thing or they'd have to import women by the hundred!

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Just another random witch burning

At least they didn't make this one suffer through the credits

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all the women being either burned at the stake or sacrificed to the devil. there's no winning #monsterdon

These knuckleheads are actively killing everyone but the ACTUAL servants of Satan. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@moira shouting this as the teeth sink in after that mini-monologue #monsterdon

I'm gonna count that boob biting as "lesbians" #Monsterdon

Ok, so token lesbianism, but clearly solely for the male gaze. And still no Bechdel pass. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

At this rate there aren't going to be any young ladies left

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Anton seems nice. Why does he live in this clave of assholes?

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#Monsterdon It wasn’t charades.

*Another* "witch" burning?

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Went right for the decolletage. #Monsterdon

She bit that breast and silicone came out. #monsterdon

*balloon deflating noise* PFffffffffffft... (hi I'm 12) #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

5 second transition to vampire. Very efficient pacing.

#Monsterdon 👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

Go in, at once! But leave the door open so you can hear

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it wouldn't be a Carmilla adaptation without a little lesbianism #Monsterdon

Man that's the fastest and most uneventful vampiric turning I've ever seen #monsterdon

"...try out the new Insta-Vampire kit! Your mirror image will vanish bite before your eyes!"

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Count Wannabe and i laughing at the same time, but probably not for the same reason, i'm betting. #monsterdon

It's almost as if the producer of Tentacles never even watched this film for all the lessons missed #monsterdon

A stake through the heart! Or beheading kills us!

Oh honey, it kills everyone. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

That neckline in that era would get you burned as a witch

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Chomp! #Monsterdon

There's not enough Satan worshipping in modern vampire stories #monsterdon

No way would the bite marks be oriented like that.
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Well there's a vampire rule you don't see everyday. #Monsterdon

Ah, jeez, count - do something original instead of just repeating how it was done to you ...

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Listen, you look like I can trust you, here is all the ways to kill me and defeat me
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@Taweret and in particular, giving an exhaustive list

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One supreme pleasure is winning by bagging in Mario Kart 8! DO IT. YOU MUST #monsterdon #twinsofevil

To Satan! Man that spread looks delicious.
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Oooh! I liked that sass from the “peasant girl.” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Apparently we will “play” with Greta. I don’t think charades is the plan.

"Perhaps I don't like good men." #monsterdon

So how old is Millie Bobbie Brown really? Cuz I'm pretty sure she's one or both of these twins. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

Frida like, "Thank GOD there's a BDSM scene out here, I was SO BORED." #Monsterdon

@ramsey Preach!
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The count just giving all his secrets away. #Monsterdon

Oh this is awkward, son and his GF walked in. #Monsterdon [[son starts spouting monty python airplane and star trek! THATS MY BOY]]

Joachim majored in peasant girl nabbing at Dusseldorf U. #Monsterdon

Maybe one of the twins killed their parents?
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A spanking! A spanking! There's going to be a spanking! And then you must spank all of us! #monsterdon

what did this butler guy think he was getting himself into lol

did he think this was going to be a healthy workplace?

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Was she just catcalled by an owl? #monsterdon

Frieda is *instantly* on board with this. Shame about her taste in men, though.

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nice to know they invented boob tape back in the time of this film, that dress would have started the party a bit earlier otherwise. #monsterdon

oh no, mild dishevelling!

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You need to a taught a lesson!
A SPANKING! A SPANKING!
And then the oral sex!

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The magic chair - it fell twice.

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Here comes the spanking

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Joachim's got a black belt in LadyGrab-fu #Monsterdon

@trixter SAME #monsterdon

I love the sets, I love that the count is such a bastard.

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#Monsterdon Vampire Count mocks fellow aristocrats who only play at Satanic rituals. Sacrifice turned vampire looks like she’s craving a bite.

@CactuarJoe It was important to use fabric economically in those days #monsterdon

Are… are we going to have some spanking now? #Monsterdon

"Alright!?" I think we can do better than that! Janet. What do you think of her? #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

A lesson?! You mean like learning differential equations?! #Monsterdon

"wait...should i burn my niece tonight? hmm no, kinda sleepy rn"
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Karnstein: "To Satan!!"
Frieda: Sure dude, whatever.

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As someone pointed out, seems the Count doesn't have any trouble in daylight. Got to see what tropes they follow. Silver, running water, turn into bat, turn into mist, wooden stakes?

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“Peasants are insatiably greedy.” I guess that’s why they’re so poor, and the count is so rich. #Monsterdon

Just pay the peasants off and your problem will go away they are insatiably greedy after all...

The Count would be a successful Big Tech Tycoon with that kind of advice #Monsterdon

everyone's so dull this evening. i just got vampired, and now you're all boring, come on guys! #monsterdon

Yeah, no need to check on the young women in your charge, Captain Burninator. #Monsterdon

@NovaCora maybe his new cape counts as ✨sparkling ✨ #monsterdon

@bunnyhero <the gluten intolerant draw their daggers> #monsterdon

This movie impeccably lit

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Pretty lucky to have indoor pumping

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HahahaHA "All PEASANTS are insatiably greedy!" I'll take things Elon Musk would say for $500, Alex. #Monsterdon

You’re going to hurt Satan’s feelings if you won’t drink to his health. #Monsterdon

"Hey, Dietrich, ONE of us is dead now and the other is just a loser dork"

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Yeah sorry I can't stop seeing him as Jimmy Fallon. #Monsterdon

Every dress designed to make Peter Cushing angrier and angrier #monsterdon

Uncle Gusty is restless. Very, very restless. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I predict that the twins will spilt on one another, one will turn puritan and the other will turn demonic.

@bunnyhero delivering banger puns from beyond the grave lmao #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 ...Beverly Crusher? Is that you? #Monsterdon

They could really only afford that one tree-lined road, huh?

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deitrich reminds me of that Judge guy from 1776 who just wants to be invisible. #monsterdon

okay so the movie has picked its titular evil twin

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