lord, we don't have to listen to Anton's little "song" again, do we? #monsterdon

TRULY WHAT is the deal with the HornyVision HUD, we are 100% with it whenever we get a first person POV from one of the villagers, so i can only assume everyone has it all the time #monsterdon

…you’re trying to tell me Dietrich of all people was a good guy? #monsterdon

"Gray daytime" for night

#Monsterdon

🎵 "Don't go out out tonight, it's bound to take your life, there's a bad dude on the rise"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Freida about to do some bore hunting in the forest.

@amyfou She doesn't think of her in that way #monsterdon #bechdeltest

@amyfou Ref's going to VR for this one! #Monsterdon

Look people, there's a shortage of cloth in the village because the garment makers keep going up in smoke. They have to cut back on material, so they first take out the chest of all dresses! The men's council made the call. NBD!

#Monsterdon 👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

A WET DEATH IN THE CAVE yeah that's symbolism #Monsterdon

@paco In Bram Stoker's Dracula did walk around in day! He just couldn't manifest all his powers. #Monsterdon

Can we turn Maria into a vampire already and get on with some killing

#Monsterdon

Does every guy in this movie have bizarre visual problems?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

So the cave is symbolism, too, right? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon 'gosh i hope my wife doesn't realize i'm trying to bore her with my crappy, droning song...'

@Louisa i would watch that. #monsterdon

Once again into the Day-For-Night Woods.

#monsterdon

@Louisa that sounds pretty fun movie
#monsterdon

Vampire souls spread like the 'rona #monsterdon

dietrich, i didn't think you'd survive this movie this long, and i doubt you'll survive much longer, so, uh, fare thee well, sir. #monsterdon

Frieda becomes a vampire, Maria becomes Blade

#Monsterdon

okay, once again, day or night?

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Was that a lesbian near-miss?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

This night filter, oy #Monsterdon

She's a daughter of Satan now, how y'all going to keep matching looks #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

@ricci @SnoopJ #ChecksNotes 2n? big plots? #iWasToldThereDbeNoMath?! #Monsterdon

I thought that we would be going more in the direction of a pulpy retribution-of-the-women direction with frida getting revenge for all the wrongfully burned witches by now. It's 6 years earlier but it would be a perfect moment for a harpsichord driven revenge track "Too Risky A Day For A Regatta" https://archive.org/details/tentacoli-15-tentacles-versione-2/tentacoli-07-Too+Risky+A+Day+For+A+Regatta.mp3
#monsterdon

A damsel with a high-neck dress? Unpossible! #Monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Maybe in those days you could make a good living by murdering random women

#Monsterdon

@Infoseepage Change the ... FOCUS ... of the film. 😃 #monsterdon

Wow we actually have somebody that knows the lore 🧛‍♂️

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"That night"? I though it was the same night

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ It has Two Very Big Plots

#Monsterdon

What was the point of the guy who tried to talk to Gustav as he walked by? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "you read about goth stuff???"

"I'm sure you must be sending me away for another reason"

Oh, yeah, local priest threatened to burn you alive. Take Auntie a muffin, will you? #Monsterdon

"Extra choir practice" *Suddenly* remembers church #MonsterDon

…don't quit your day job anton #Monsterdon

"You sent a letter to the elders of my church, complaining about my ungodly behavior."
"To be fair, you do burn a lot of women alive, sir."

#Monsterdon

@diazona
Anton: Vampire Hunter . . . Maybe.
#MONSTERDON

Anton is one of those guys whose parents indulged him far too much and told him he was great at everything and now we have to suffer for it. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Anton ALSO mysteriously well versed in vampire lore. Exposition just drops out of thin air around here.

"And your sisters" Dude just threatened to burn that guy's family. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Gustav's got a sassy cane walk #Monsterdon

"I bought my love a cheeeerrrryyyy that haaaad no stone!" #GuitarSmashingNoises #WrongMovie #MOnsterdon

"come unto my great heart" is that a metaphor, anton? #monsterdon

@howler0502

(ominous harpsichord riffs)

#Monsterdon

Peter Cushing really living up to his "Props Peter" nickname in this
#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Anton one-upping the witch burner here with his talk of decapitation

#Monsterdon

The biggest thing I have learned on #Monsterdon these past couple of weeks is that a #harpsichord makes any movie better

Anton is quite the expert on something that may or may not actually exist as far as he knows

#Monsterdon

Oh, neat. There's deep lore in this one.

#monsterdon

"I am a man of science! You superstitious fool burn vampires to death, but I know the only way to kill them is a stake through the heart!"

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Does this movie even have an A plot? Is it just all B plot?

#Monsterdon

It's a Van Helsing movie now! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gustav being investigated for Satanism is chef’s kiss.

@JoeWynne I'd say the refs would allow it?! I mean even the CC is thinking that... #MonsterDon

@Crazypedia I'm sorry I think that was MIDI #Monsterdon #Doom

The cinematographer is SUPER PROUD of his camera work to get the rest of the room reflected but not the vampires.

#Monsterdon

I wonder why we don't see more harpsichord in modern film scores

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Why does Anton have a skull in his office?

#Monsterdon

Well, the church elders are just as batshit. Now we know where Uncle gets it from.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Third witch burned with 45 minutes of movie. they're getting a little slack
#Monsterdon

This is not vampire canon. #Monsterdon

Looks like snitches get burned at the stake as well as stitches in this one. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

We found him! the harpsichord player of Doom!

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Her neck seems remarkably unblemished for someone who was turned into a vampire five minutes ago. #Monsterdon

Is the count the kind of vampire you have to invite in to cross your threshold too? #monsterdon

@ricci mebbie that's a euphemism?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

Yep, that's what you get for going through proper channels, Anton. #Monsterdon

This is a “she boobed her way downstairs boobily” kind of movie #monsterdon

Gustav: Quite a lot of unburnt young women you have here, Anton. #Monsterdon

Sapphic vampiric suckling!
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

Gustav. Where is Walter, and Franz?

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

vampire twin swap where one doesn’t realize she’s supposed to be a vampire! are we doing that or no? #monsterdon

what does Gustav even do?

like what's his day job when he's not out murdering women for being witches?

#Monsterdon

It probably explains a lot about how my life has gone that as soon as one of the identical twins became a Satanic vampire and the other established she was a good person, the vampire became scorching hot and the other one totally boring.

#Monsterdon

@ottaross #Monsterdon Not sure this movie knows what century it’s set in.

Alas poor Yorick I guess...

#monsterdon #twinsofevil

Was it really a thing in the '70s where they would shoot at one as a real movie and one is a softcore porn movie?
I'm really starting to believe it with all these monsterdon movies

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"But why Frieda, Anton? Maria seems so much nicer."

Don't you get it, Ingrid, I want a woman who hates me, one who'll put a cigarette out on my chest

#Monsterdon

it was Anton the whole time! #monsterdon

We started late but the candle work pre count turning vamp was A+ visual metaphor, very subtle #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I wasn't around for last #Monsterdon so I do not get all the octopus references in the hashtag right now.

Random skull, typical music room decor of the period #monsterdon

@sean Probably did a lot of *other stuff* better than this movie too. #Monsterdon

“If he ever touches me, I’ll kill him!”

Meanwhile, she’s fine with him beating her twin.

#Monsterdon

@steggy Play Freebird! Stairway to Heaven! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Good twin is taking two beatings, one for her twin, one for herself.

Ah, Anton was the harpsichord player all along!!!!

How much for a giant bi-goat statue? I wanna put one next to a 10 foot skeleton.
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

Harpsichord!! #Monsterdon

@NovaCora In my head biting on the neck turns the person into a vampire but if you just want blood you have to bite somewhere else

...makes about as much sense as anything else I guess

#Monsterdon

just a skull, ya know, hanging about. #monsterdon

I guess mister choirmaster is supposed to be the hero here or something?

#Monsterdon

Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman… #Monsterdon

Might have been better not to have a pair of lit candles in your false mirror set #Monsterdon

"Not writing it in piece, writing it in 4/4"

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Look, he composes for harpsichord!
#monsterdon

The candle differs from its reflection

#Monsterdon

Is that Elijah Wood in the purple dress?

#monsterdon