I thought that we would be going more in the direction of a pulpy retribution-of-the-women direction with frida getting revenge for all the wrongfully burned witches by now. It's 6 years earlier but it would be a perfect moment for a harpsichord driven revenge track "Too Risky A Day For A Regatta" https://archive.org/details/tentacoli-15-tentacles-versione-2/tentacoli-07-Too+Risky+A+Day+For+A+Regatta.mp3
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A damsel with a high-neck dress? Unpossible! #Monsterdon

@SeanAloysiusOBrien Maybe in those days you could make a good living by murdering random women

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@Infoseepage Change the ... FOCUS ... of the film. 😃 #monsterdon

@ottaross In the top ten with a bullet! #monsterdon

Wow we actually have somebody that knows the lore 🧛‍♂️

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"That night"? I though it was the same night

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@SnoopJ It has Two Very Big Plots

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What was the point of the guy who tried to talk to Gustav as he walked by? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "you read about goth stuff???"

"I'm sure you must be sending me away for another reason"

Oh, yeah, local priest threatened to burn you alive. Take Auntie a muffin, will you? #Monsterdon

"Extra choir practice" *Suddenly* remembers church #MonsterDon

Anton's new song just dropped… dead on the cabin floor.

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…don't quit your day job anton #Monsterdon

"You sent a letter to the elders of my church, complaining about my ungodly behavior."
"To be fair, you do burn a lot of women alive, sir."

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Anton is one of those guys whose parents indulged him far too much and told him he was great at everything and now we have to suffer for it. #Monsterdon

@diazona
Anton: Vampire Hunter . . . Maybe.
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"And your sisters" Dude just threatened to burn that guy's family. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#Monsterdon Anton ALSO mysteriously well versed in vampire lore. Exposition just drops out of thin air around here.

Gustav's got a sassy cane walk #Monsterdon

"I bought my love a cheeeerrrryyyy that haaaad no stone!" #GuitarSmashingNoises #WrongMovie #MOnsterdon

"come unto my great heart" is that a metaphor, anton? #monsterdon

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(ominous harpsichord riffs)

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Peter Cushing really living up to his "Props Peter" nickname in this
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Anton one-upping the witch burner here with his talk of decapitation

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The biggest thing I have learned on #Monsterdon these past couple of weeks is that a #harpsichord makes any movie better

I'll be honest, I loath the harpsicord
Where is the bass you cowards?! Get some Jungle on!

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Anton is quite the expert on something that may or may not actually exist as far as he knows

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Oh, neat. There's deep lore in this one.

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"I am a man of science! You superstitious fool burn vampires to death, but I know the only way to kill them is a stake through the heart!"

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Does this movie even have an A plot? Is it just all B plot?

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It's a Van Helsing movie now! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gustav being investigated for Satanism is chef’s kiss.

@JoeWynne I'd say the refs would allow it?! I mean even the CC is thinking that... #MonsterDon

@Crazypedia I'm sorry I think that was MIDI #Monsterdon #Doom

The cinematographer is SUPER PROUD of his camera work to get the rest of the room reflected but not the vampires.

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I wonder why we don't see more harpsichord in modern film scores

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Why does Anton have a skull in his office?

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Well, the church elders are just as batshit. Now we know where Uncle gets it from.

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Third witch burned with 45 minutes of movie. they're getting a little slack
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This is not vampire canon. #Monsterdon

Looks like snitches get burned at the stake as well as stitches in this one. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

We found him! the harpsichord player of Doom!

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Her neck seems remarkably unblemished for someone who was turned into a vampire five minutes ago. #Monsterdon

Is the count the kind of vampire you have to invite in to cross your threshold too? #monsterdon

@ricci mebbie that's a euphemism?! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #Monsterdon

Yep, that's what you get for going through proper channels, Anton. #Monsterdon

This is a “she boobed her way downstairs boobily” kind of movie #monsterdon

Gustav: Quite a lot of unburnt young women you have here, Anton. #Monsterdon

Sapphic vampiric suckling!
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Gustav. Where is Walter, and Franz?

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vampire twin swap where one doesn’t realize she’s supposed to be a vampire! are we doing that or no? #monsterdon

what does Gustav even do?

like what's his day job when he's not out murdering women for being witches?

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It probably explains a lot about how my life has gone that as soon as one of the identical twins became a Satanic vampire and the other established she was a good person, the vampire became scorching hot and the other one totally boring.

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Alas poor Yorick I guess...

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@ottaross #Monsterdon Not sure this movie knows what century it’s set in.

Was it really a thing in the '70s where they would shoot at one as a real movie and one is a softcore porn movie?
I'm really starting to believe it with all these monsterdon movies

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"But why Frieda, Anton? Maria seems so much nicer."

Don't you get it, Ingrid, I want a woman who hates me, one who'll put a cigarette out on my chest

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#monsterdon Oh my good golly, that scene where Frieda looks into the mirror and sees no reflection is ever so slightly spoiled by the candle and its "reflection" flicking in *markedly different directions*

it was Anton the whole time! #monsterdon

We started late but the candle work pre count turning vamp was A+ visual metaphor, very subtle #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I wasn't around for last #Monsterdon so I do not get all the octopus references in the hashtag right now.

Random skull, typical music room decor of the period #monsterdon

@sean Probably did a lot of *other stuff* better than this movie too. #Monsterdon

“If he ever touches me, I’ll kill him!”

Meanwhile, she’s fine with him beating her twin.

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@steggy Play Freebird! Stairway to Heaven! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Good twin is taking two beatings, one for her twin, one for herself.

Ah, Anton was the harpsichord player all along!!!!

How much for a giant bi-goat statue? I wanna put one next to a 10 foot skeleton.
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Harpsichord!! #Monsterdon

This conversation between the twins right now:
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just a skull, ya know, hanging about. #monsterdon

@NovaCora In my head biting on the neck turns the person into a vampire but if you just want blood you have to bite somewhere else

...makes about as much sense as anything else I guess

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I guess mister choirmaster is supposed to be the hero here or something?

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Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman… #Monsterdon

Might have been better not to have a pair of lit candles in your false mirror set #Monsterdon

"Not writing it in piece, writing it in 4/4"

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Look, he composes for harpsichord!
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The candle differs from its reflection

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Is that Elijah Wood in the purple dress?

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The two different candles flickering differently just kind of blew that "not showing up in the mirror" shot. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

You seem...different. Did you change your hair? Is that a new outfit? #Monsterdon

Production note: when you’re doing the “no reflection” thing, don’t have a candle in the mirror, because it will flicker differently than the candle in the foreground. #monsterdon

"That night" … so I guess there's been a time jump and Frieda's been visiting the Count for some time now?

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Brahms, Yes I was such men! #Monsterdon #TOSSatNight

There's a salve for that #monsterdon

@strangefour yeah that's just stuff from his satanic junk drawer

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Harpsichord solo!

Rock me, Amadeus!

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#Monsterdon “Someone has got to do something.” To Freida?

This is like watching a social deduction game where the villagers are killing everyone except the werewolf.

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I love the fake mirror though

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If I was a vampire I wouldn't sit in front of the mirror
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@RobynGoodfellow Yeah, but those ppl are cuckoo #monsterdon

He's just saving her the walk. #monsterdon

We're just past the halfway mark here. I'm guessing that maybe not too many other things are going to happen in this movie.

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usually in these witch hunt movies the whole deal is that they actually aren't witches, but they've really set up a no-winner situation where they are burning innocent people at the stake but ALSO there actually is a vampire infecting all the women with the devil. #monsterdon

lol she went vampire mode and bothered to come back home?

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Of course hero guy only has eyes for the evil twin. #monsterdon

just because he plays harpsichord #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil Count Crabbycakes explains that killing people is cool and fun, and also he is a vampire. he bites the one twin on the neck, which causes the other twin (still at home) to Also be bitten on the neck, because that's how twins work I guess. Anyway, then she bites the chained up cat lady, presumably to kill her because killing people is cool and fun, according to evil vampire counts.

Anton's I got to have the naughty girl reflexes kicked in. #Monsterdon