@Taweret imagine showing up in that era with a bag of Doritos. #Monsterdon

@jammerb AHAHA #Monsterdon

The Twin of Evil and The Twin That Seems To Be Good I Guess just wasn't a snappy enough title I guess

#Monsterdon

ahahahaha that shot of the cross on his face was amazing #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Maria just spilled the tea. And now the count is here for her.
#MONSTERDON

Frida forgot the mist form powerup #Monsterdon

Was he issued that cape as part of the uniform when he became a vampire or did he already have it?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Count K creeping on Maria. Fortunately she’s cross with him.

Oh NOW we're all about due process of law #Monsterdon

As dude crosses himself, my mom "the puritans weren't catholics."

Did anglicans cross themselves? Were the puritans protestant inquiring minds.

#monsterdon #twinsofevil

"Burn now!"
"Burn later!"
"Burn now AND burn later!"
<cheers>

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Where is Gustav? With Walter and Franz, obviously. They have a lot to talk about.

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@paco ...from orbit... nuke!... only way! #Monsterdon

Maria's subconscious is too boring, she's a witch! #monsterdon

"the hour grows late"
yeah, you've only got 20 more minutes in this movie, better get a burnin'.

#monsterdon

The cross reflected on the Count's face was a really nice touch. Someone cared about the visuals of this movie.

#Monsterdon

Like, you burned a lot of women, could you not have taken a minute to see if they sprouted fangs when confronted with a holy symbol? I’m beginning to doubt the sincerity of your cause. #monsterdon

Cross light on the face was a great shot. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

okay, clever cross spotlight

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Ha ha, she's got a light up projector cross! #Monsterdon

@nev https://techhub.social/@diazona/112986825695368679

#Monsterdon

@Taweret
Puritanical virtue signaling

#Monsterdon 👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

#Monsterdon Auntie actually stepping up to defend Good Twin Maria.

“Have you ever thought you beat it into her?”

Excellent question, and also: Phrasing!!

very convenient sleep talking

#Monsterdon

okay that's bad framing

AAAAAND there's the count

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@bunnyhero I see what you did there! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #MonsterDon

@paco Sometimes you've just got head-of-line blocking at the stake and you have to buffer

#Monsterdon

"Bros before undead hoes" #monsterdon

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

#monsterdon
#TwinsOfEvil

Come on, man. Everyone knows that there's always a good twin and an evil twin.

#monsterdon

@paco It's pure nepotism smh
#monsterdon

"Frieda -- what will become of her?" Lady you have watched this man hunt for women to burn at the stake for like five nights in a row just since the movie started, and he's killed two. Take a guess.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#monsterdon awwwww!!!! he said it!!!!!

Hopefully there's a mountaintop for Maria to go sing on. #Monsterdon

"I've tried always to be a good man"

"Yes, you've tried"

🔥🔥🔥🔥

#Monsterdon

He said the movie title!

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

setting people on fire is an interesting way of trying to be good

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ Peter Cushing is not a character, he is a force of nature

#Monsterdon

"yes... you've tried"

#Monsterdon

@NovaCora huh that's a choice

#Monsterdon

"I have tried always to be a good man!"

Bullshit. #Monsterdon

Wait, so you could tell if someone was a vampire by exposing them to a cross? Why is that not standard procedure before burning at the stake? #monsterdon

Maria running away #Monsterdon

"What state of mind do you think I was?" I dunno.. Utah maybe? #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

yeah, go ahead and give him a sleeping potion as well, maybe this town would be safer. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Uhoh, Freida’s busted red-lipped.

I almost respect this movie for forgetting to add a filter to day for night scenes. Fuck it. It's whatever time it needs to be in any shot filmed in broad grey skied british daylight.
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

And there's the title!
#monsterdon

We just got the titular line! #Monsterdon

Edward Cullen took some lessons from these vampires ✨

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Vamp around and find out #monsterdon

WE HAVE TITLE DROP
#monsterdon

Of course this movie would have a titular line...

#monsterdon
#TwinsOfEvil

"It's evil twin time!"
#monsterdon

AHAHAHAHAHA #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

The man, yes! The child, no!

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

MOVIE NAME IN DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

He said the line!
#monsterdon

And the alleyway of Pan, and the backstreets of Set

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"Sir can we have your song?"
"Alright ladies ... [clears throat]...
Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine..."

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Hang on, Freida killed a guy, but Anton’s sister is the one who shows up dead? Highly suspicious. 💀

And here's the cross Gustav pocketed at the start of the movie!

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

He said the thing!

#Monsterdon

“There is blood on your lips! Your sweet, sweet lips. I must burn you!”

#Monsterdon

Okay, maybe not right out front of the whole squad
#monsterdon

Name drop. Drink! #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP! #Monsterdon

Is the non-cleavage Ingrid supposed to be Anton's wife or sister? or something else? #monsterdon

Thats.... quite a leap, Tarkin #Monsterdon

I mean, that's *my* reaction to church...

#monsterdon

Frida finally targeting the cult. That's right girl, go for the thro- oh, sorry. #Monsterdon

I swear, getting bitten in the neck would make you *less likely* to scream, not scream *louder*.

#Monsterdon

All these necks crunch like they were filled with rice crispies. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

That was some legit drama! Gustav barging in and fingering folks. Corpse reveal. Dang! #Monsterdon

She's not all that different from before, really. #monsterdon

"I'm going to cancel something else!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

So who the fuck was the corpse? #monsterdon #twinsofevil

It's like she heard me
#monsterdon #meantToBe

Who the hell was that?? #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

i do like the crunchy bites

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Frida has no chill #monsterdon

Anton's reaction shots were great. I think he's my favorite character. I think he might be the only character?

#Monsterdon

@maple @Taweret No fair, the 1% always gets all the breaks #monsterdon

And neither did she

#monsterdon

Nooooooooo!!!! #Monsterdon

I didn't know we were gonna get singi-- oh the Witchmaster is here to stop the sinful merriment.

#Monsterdon

The twins' nightgowns were carefully constructed to be just opaque enough to pass the censor board but translucent enough that you can clearly see their butts.

#Monsterdon

@Infoseepage @catzilla This sounds like the vampire/ass-shades argument all over again. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

frieda like, Yeah! And she was Tasty! #monsterdon

No! You can't do that to Dietrich! He's not cool enough!

#Monsterdon

"...I'm your substitute teacher, and today we will be learning about ... corpses!"

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I'm already thinking nuke em from orbit it's the only way! #Monsterdon

Cool cave with a lake in the middle of this forest here. #MONSTERDON

thought anton was going to say she got burned to death & thats why she couldnt make it
#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Cave Ben Franklin #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I have never been walking around at night, seen a beautiful young woman duck into a cave, and thought to myself "I'll just follow her and see what she's up to..."

#monsterdon

Gustav busts down the door to I TOLD YOU SO about a dead guy #Monsterdon

psst Anton, more cowbell #monsterdon

Everyone's a critic #Monsterdon

Wait, that was supposed to be day-for-night? #Monsterdon