How do you solve a problem like Maria?

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Come on, man. Everyone knows that there's always a good twin and an evil twin.

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@paco It's pure nepotism smh
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"Frieda -- what will become of her?" Lady you have watched this man hunt for women to burn at the stake for like five nights in a row just since the movie started, and he's killed two. Take a guess.

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#monsterdon awwwww!!!! he said it!!!!!

Hopefully there's a mountaintop for Maria to go sing on. #Monsterdon

"I've tried always to be a good man"

"Yes, you've tried"

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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He said the movie title!

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setting people on fire is an interesting way of trying to be good

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@SnoopJ Peter Cushing is not a character, he is a force of nature

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"yes... you've tried"

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#monsterdon "The devil... has sent me... Twins of Evil!"

THAT'S THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE

*rolls back a huge velvet curtain, bangs an enormous gong*

*the downstairs neighbours bang on the ceiling with a broomstick to protest the gong sound*

@NovaCora huh that's a choice

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"I have tried always to be a good man!"

Bullshit. #Monsterdon

Wait, so you could tell if someone was a vampire by exposing them to a cross? Why is that not standard procedure before burning at the stake? #monsterdon

Maria running away #Monsterdon

"What state of mind do you think I was?" I dunno.. Utah maybe? #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

yeah, go ahead and give him a sleeping potion as well, maybe this town would be safer. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Uhoh, Freida’s busted red-lipped.

I almost respect this movie for forgetting to add a filter to day for night scenes. Fuck it. It's whatever time it needs to be in any shot filmed in broad grey skied british daylight.
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And there's the title!
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We just got the titular line! #Monsterdon

Edward Cullen took some lessons from these vampires ✨

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Vamp around and find out #monsterdon

WE HAVE TITLE DROP
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Of course this movie would have a titular line...

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"It's evil twin time!"
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AHAHAHAHAHA #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

The man, yes! The child, no!

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MOVIE NAME IN DIALOGUE #Monsterdon

He said the line!
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And the alleyway of Pan, and the backstreets of Set

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"Sir can we have your song?"
"Alright ladies ... [clears throat]...
Coming out of my cage and I'm doing just fine..."

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#Monsterdon Hang on, Freida killed a guy, but Anton’s sister is the one who shows up dead? Highly suspicious. 💀

And here's the cross Gustav pocketed at the start of the movie!

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He said the thing!

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“There is blood on your lips! Your sweet, sweet lips. I must burn you!”

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Okay, maybe not right out front of the whole squad
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Name drop. Drink! #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP! #Monsterdon

Is the non-cleavage Ingrid supposed to be Anton's wife or sister? or something else? #monsterdon

Thats.... quite a leap, Tarkin #Monsterdon

I mean, that's *my* reaction to church...

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Frida finally targeting the cult. That's right girl, go for the thro- oh, sorry. #Monsterdon

I swear, getting bitten in the neck would make you *less likely* to scream, not scream *louder*.

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All these necks crunch like they were filled with rice crispies. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

That was some legit drama! Gustav barging in and fingering folks. Corpse reveal. Dang! #Monsterdon

She's not all that different from before, really. #monsterdon

"I'm going to cancel something else!" #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

So who the fuck was the corpse? #monsterdon #twinsofevil

It's like she heard me
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Who the hell was that?? #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

i do like the crunchy bites

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Frida has no chill #monsterdon

Anton's reaction shots were great. I think he's my favorite character. I think he might be the only character?

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@maple @Taweret No fair, the 1% always gets all the breaks #monsterdon

And neither did she

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Nooooooooo!!!! #Monsterdon

I didn't know we were gonna get singi-- oh the Witchmaster is here to stop the sinful merriment.

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The twins' nightgowns were carefully constructed to be just opaque enough to pass the censor board but translucent enough that you can clearly see their butts.

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@Infoseepage @catzilla This sounds like the vampire/ass-shades argument all over again. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

frieda like, Yeah! And she was Tasty! #monsterdon

No! You can't do that to Dietrich! He's not cool enough!

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"...I'm your substitute teacher, and today we will be learning about ... corpses!"

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I'm already thinking nuke em from orbit it's the only way! #Monsterdon

Cool cave with a lake in the middle of this forest here. #MONSTERDON

thought anton was going to say she got burned to death & thats why she couldnt make it
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I have never been walking around at night, seen a beautiful young woman duck into a cave, and thought to myself "I'll just follow her and see what she's up to..."

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Cave Ben Franklin #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Gustav busts down the door to I TOLD YOU SO about a dead guy #Monsterdon

psst Anton, more cowbell #monsterdon

Everyone's a critic #Monsterdon

Wait, that was supposed to be day-for-night? #Monsterdon

lord, we don't have to listen to Anton's little "song" again, do we? #monsterdon

TRULY WHAT is the deal with the HornyVision HUD, we are 100% with it whenever we get a first person POV from one of the villagers, so i can only assume everyone has it all the time #monsterdon

…you’re trying to tell me Dietrich of all people was a good guy? #monsterdon

"Gray daytime" for night

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🎵 "Don't go out out tonight, it's bound to take your life, there's a bad dude on the rise"

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#Monsterdon Freida about to do some bore hunting in the forest.

@amyfou She doesn't think of her in that way #monsterdon #bechdeltest

@amyfou Ref's going to VR for this one! #Monsterdon

Look people, there's a shortage of cloth in the village because the garment makers keep going up in smoke. They have to cut back on material, so they first take out the chest of all dresses! The men's council made the call. NBD!

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A WET DEATH IN THE CAVE yeah that's symbolism #Monsterdon

@paco In Bram Stoker's Dracula did walk around in day! He just couldn't manifest all his powers. #Monsterdon

Can we turn Maria into a vampire already and get on with some killing

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Gustav tried that entrance in three other buildings before he got the Schoolmaster

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Does every guy in this movie have bizarre visual problems?

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So the cave is symbolism, too, right? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon 'gosh i hope my wife doesn't realize i'm trying to bore her with my crappy, droning song...'

@Louisa i would watch that. #monsterdon

Once again into the Day-For-Night Woods.

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@Louisa that sounds pretty fun movie
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Vampire souls spread like the 'rona #monsterdon

dietrich, i didn't think you'd survive this movie this long, and i doubt you'll survive much longer, so, uh, fare thee well, sir. #monsterdon

Frieda becomes a vampire, Maria becomes Blade

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okay, once again, day or night?

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Was that a lesbian near-miss?

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This night filter, oy #Monsterdon

She's a daughter of Satan now, how y'all going to keep matching looks #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

@ricci @SnoopJ #ChecksNotes 2n? big plots? #iWasToldThereDbeNoMath?! #Monsterdon