Mister Composer can just break into his girlfriend's room while she's asleep? #monsterdon

I’m calling it, now. Somehow, Gustav is going to know that it’s not Frida in the jail. #Monsterdon

if the vampires just committed to a vampirization frenzy they could quickly outnumber and convert the incel council and just make a town of vampires. it would take like 15 minutes. #monsterdon

Frida, DAMN girl, keep your pants on for FIVE MINUTES #Monsterdon

Anton: I can tell them apart!
Freda: Sure...
#monsterdon

Hey.. we saw you from across the room and abjured your vibe #monsterdon

The girl in the jail has lipgloss so we know they were switched for sure. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

I too sleep careless of my sins.
#Monsterdon

@ramsey Not just you. #Monsterdon

Maria. I just vamped a girl named Maria. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#monsterdon 'think of the havok you can cause'
frequent motivator, relatable

Another neon cross! But this time it's right side up so hates vampires!
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

#monsterdon (when is this movie set and, followup question, did they even have super-sheer polyester nightgowns back then?)

@amyfou #Monsterdon They stole the gatekeeper from MacBeth.

Based on the shadows, we can pretty well guess the henchman is a eunich. #monsterdon

It's too bad vampires don't have distinguishing physical characteristics like oversized fangs.

#monsterdon

Hold on, did we not earlier establish that burning a vampire doesn’t actually kill it? Why continue with that method? #monsterdon

need to gif that key guy #monsterdon

need to gif that key guy #monsterdon

They're not really evil, they're just Playmates #monsterdon

@LingLass RIGHT!? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Count K’s evil plan is to switch the twins and send Freida undercover (heh). Is that… not… a bad idea when they must immediately notice the jail’s empty?

@CactuarJoe Interesting concept: The Parent Trap except that one of the twins turned into a vampire while they were separated

#Monsterdon

Unusual to boob breastily UP the stairs, but I think she can pull it off. #Monsterdon

@ramsey distractingly so. #Monsterdon

"If you kill Frieda you'll kill Maria too!" that's not how it fucking works— #Monsterdon

honestly this is really fun

#monsterdon

@RamenCatholic

MMMM...Burn her!...but grab the bag first!

@Taweret

#Monsterdon 👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

“Guilty!”
“Burn her!”
“Lock her up!”
“USA!”

#Monsterdon

"But it's madness!"
"Madness? This…is…STYRIA!!!" #Monsterdon

what a shitty plan, instead of just like "turning into bats and moving on to the next town all together" they are trying to pull a freaking switcheroo #monsterdon

Those zooms just gave me motion sickness.
#Monsterdon

Ooo Sister Swap...kinda like Freaky Friday but way cooler with twin sisters #Monsterdon

Discussion of virginity! BINGO! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Why not send Maria back to Venice and chastise Frieda? That seems fairer #monsterdon

@jonny There has to be ONE character you don't hate. And pec-dancing is not enough of a character arc.

#Monsterdon

SWITCHEROO! With twins, you knew it was coming. #MONSTERDON

The ole' switcheroo. That's the first clever thing anyone's done in this flick. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@OldRustBucket ...probably wasn't in the budget #Monsterdon

Did Gustav learn nothing? You can't burn her, you have to stake her, or decapitate her.

#MONSTERDON

they're vam-piiiiiires! identical 'pires in every way!

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"You guys were talking about me behind my back? I expected more from the men of the Incel Murder Zealots Club!"

#Monsterdon

shadow boob

#monsterdon

for a movie that has this much boob, they cut away from that actual boob awful quick. #monsterdon

Why's he switching them rather than just making another vampire? #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Good creepy effect speeding up Frieda trying to get out of that jail cell, like a bug

#Monsterdon

You didn't need to kidnap the good twin, Count. We all know that the evil twin's (no-longer-extant soul) will find home in the good twin. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

@strangefour https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/

#monsterdon

"Twins... of Evil.... the script.... so bad...." --me in my sleep tonight #monsterdon

"Then she must burn." Didn't you have a long talk earlier about how burning vampires doesn't kill them?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@ricci completely unclear about his role here #monsterdon

So these vampires can't turn to mist or bats, eh #Monsterdon

"...these are not the peasants you're looking for"

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#monsterdon ...monster chomp..? I think? It kind of happened off-camera there. Pretty sure there was a chomp, or at least a nibble.

HE SAID THE THING!
*waves arms in the air like Kermit*
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

Superman did it better.

#monsterdon

It's a slightly weird meet cute but I'm down for it.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

nevermind, vampirizing the good twin is enough for a third act #monsterdon

Can’t vampires turn into smoke or something and escape through the bars of the jail cell? #Monsterdon

@paco
Don't knock it till you've tried it.

#Monsterdon 👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

@jonny Calling it, Anton has to behead her

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 reminds me of when text on computer screens magically get projected on the hacker's face #monsterdon

Well, I guess this mythform doesn't include megastrength, incorporeal forms, or turning into bats. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

"GUILTY" - people who watched this movie and then met the director

#monsterdon

Hmm so does the vampire need to actually see the cross in order to be repelled by it?

Sounds like an opportunity for some science

#Monsterdon

Oh hey Cushing found a Vampire. Now he's going to be insufferable.
#Monsterdon #TwinsofEvil

[Kryptonians] GUILTY

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#monsterdon "my cult says i have to ask my weird cult for permission about my family stuff"

COMING SOON TO YOUR ELECTORATE

I never manage to catch #monsterdon due to conflicting life things, but i also never regret following the hashtag

Should have given her a cross necklace
#monsterdon

i'm not really sure about the motivations of the vampires anymore. since we already confirmed she is a vampire with 20 minutes left to go it's mostly just like "ok so great they just have to do an exorcism or w/e" #monsterdon

Doh! Count Jimmy Fallon was thwarted by the ol' crucifix on the cleavage defence. Rookie mistake.

#monsterdon

@Taweret imagine showing up in that era with a bag of Doritos. #Monsterdon

@jammerb AHAHA #Monsterdon

The Twin of Evil and The Twin That Seems To Be Good I Guess just wasn't a snappy enough title I guess

#Monsterdon

ahahahaha that shot of the cross on his face was amazing #Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Maria just spilled the tea. And now the count is here for her.
#MONSTERDON

Frida forgot the mist form powerup #Monsterdon

Was he issued that cape as part of the uniform when he became a vampire or did he already have it?
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Count K creeping on Maria. Fortunately she’s cross with him.

Oh NOW we're all about due process of law #Monsterdon

As dude crosses himself, my mom "the puritans weren't catholics."

Did anglicans cross themselves? Were the puritans protestant inquiring minds.

#monsterdon #twinsofevil

"Burn now!"
"Burn later!"
"Burn now AND burn later!"
<cheers>

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Where is Gustav? With Walter and Franz, obviously. They have a lot to talk about.

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@paco ...from orbit... nuke!... only way! #Monsterdon

Maria's subconscious is too boring, she's a witch! #monsterdon

"the hour grows late"
yeah, you've only got 20 more minutes in this movie, better get a burnin'.

#monsterdon

The cross reflected on the Count's face was a really nice touch. Someone cared about the visuals of this movie.

#Monsterdon

Like, you burned a lot of women, could you not have taken a minute to see if they sprouted fangs when confronted with a holy symbol? I’m beginning to doubt the sincerity of your cause. #monsterdon

Cross light on the face was a great shot. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

okay, clever cross spotlight

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Ha ha, she's got a light up projector cross! #Monsterdon

@nev https://techhub.social/@diazona/112986825695368679

#Monsterdon

@Taweret
Puritanical virtue signaling

#Monsterdon 👯💀 #TwinsOfEvil

#Monsterdon Auntie actually stepping up to defend Good Twin Maria.

“Have you ever thought you beat it into her?”

Excellent question, and also: Phrasing!!

okay that's bad framing

AAAAAND there's the count

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

very convenient sleep talking

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero I see what you did there! :ablobcatgooglymlemjumping: #MonsterDon

@paco Sometimes you've just got head-of-line blocking at the stake and you have to buffer

#Monsterdon

"Bros before undead hoes" #monsterdon