"Your parents are not yet cold in their grave." Wow, have they been slow-roasting them for the past two months?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

#monsterdon ah yes one of the great hat pictures in the hammer canon

Nice gams, Pete. #Monsterdon

Even the subtitles pronounce Brotherhood with a capital B, this gonn be good

#Monsterdon

Even the Middle Ages had "crazy uncles".

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

I'll bet that after two months, their parents are actually cold in their grave. #monsterdon

look uncle we paid extra for the coffin heater, okay? if she got cold, we got ripped off.

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Hey lady who are you calling-- oh "count" #monsterdon

I’ll be in my bunk…er, coffin #Monsterdon #Plumage

#Monsterdon “We do things differently in Venice.” Drier, for one thing.

HOW MANY CURTAINS HOW MANY GREEN CURTAINS?! #Monsterdon

We do things differently here... wear black or die, basically.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Hrm, stagecoaches would be advanced transportation tech during the puritan era.

#monsterdon

"We come from Venice."

With those accents? Obviously.

#Monsterdon

Wow! You can hardly tell them apart… haha, not really.
#Monsterdon

"We do things differently in Karnstein"

She wants you to holster the girls, girls. #Monsterdon

This is a hat lovers wet dream. #Monsterdon

TFW you are insufficiently goth #Monsterdon

"Count Karnstein?"
#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

They should have called this Twins of Sassy!! #monsterdon

too many green dresses in this scene
#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

@neia they certainly are

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Watch out. The castle has geese. They’re savage. 🪿

I'm extremely unclear on when this movie is supposed to be set, aside from "dracula times" #Monsterdon

Keep 'em in their sockets, boys. >_> #Monsterdon

Is dick bush related to dick wolf #monsterdon

Wheels EVERYWHERE. This whole town runs on the Wheel Economy. #monsterdon #twinsofevil

Lots of deposits in Ye Olde Fap Bank today. #Monsterdon

The peasants are revolting.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"In Venice they don't have AAA" #monsterdon

The scenery is strong in this one.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

lol, already one twin is frowning and the other smiling.

Twins are fucking freaky

#monsterdon

It's a wonderful day in a terrible movie and you're a horrible goose. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Is this AOE? #MonsterDon

#monsterdon wow this one is pretty serious huh 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Where is Frau Blucher when you need her? #monsterdon #twinsofevil

"We've come from Venice."

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Time to sexy twins: 4:30 #Monsterdon

"count karnSTEEN" #monsterdon

"Ah, that's the Castle of Death and Blood!" "Why is it called the Castle of Death and Blood?" "Because everyone who goes there dies of death and blood?" "Ooh, that sounds like fun, let's go!"

#Monsterdon

Enter the twins! #Monsterdon

Oh, is that a Carmilla reference? 👀 #Monsterdon

Does this count as matching cult uniforms for bingo? #Monsterdon

Yonder castle! <thunder> #monsterdon #twinsofevil

This movie has an abundance of wheels. #Monsterdon

@RamenCatholic I've been burned myself too many times #monsterdon

Some one’s got a flat wagon wheel.

#Monsterdon

Frau Blucher! #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

It must be a lot of work to build a giant pire like that.

These dudes don't look like they spent all day piling firewood.
#monsterdon

she seems nice

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

ZER CASTLE 🌩️ #Monsterdon

nice hat. #monsterdon

Captions: [suspenseful music]
Me: If you say so.

#Monsterdon

@steggy I got better!

#Monsterdon

Love period films where the pretty ladies have 21st century hair and makeup. If you aren't a witch, where'd you get the mousse from? #monsterdon

Getting big Morricone vibes off the opening titles music...
#Monsterdon

Period costumes, sets, horses, Peter Cushing. This is pretty pro. #Monsterdon

The castle Auuggghghghghg #MonsterDon

"Who made you king? I didn't vote for you!"

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

though TBH the soundtrack is actually kind of on point

#Monsterdon

Is...is someone going to put the credits out? They're kinda...on fire.

#monsterdon

Meanwhile, in a field where puritans aren't burning people alive ...

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

My #Monsterdon thread, mute as needed.

who decided that ennio morricone style snare drum march and full orchestral swell was the right mood to strike for someone being burned at the stake for witchcraft #monsterdon

Produced by FINE and STYLE good god these credits are an EMBARRASMENT of riches #Monsterdon

A gen-u-ine Fine and Style production. #monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

DICK BUSH. Couldn't go by Richard, huh? Had to go through life on DICK BUSH difficulty?

#monsterdon #twinsofevil

🎵Hammer time🎵 #monsterdon

Fuscia is the least expensive font per character. True fact.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

i mean, i had some "lol witch/lake/duck" #HumorousToot half written, but i mean, Dick? Bush? mkay. #monsterdon

weirdly triumphant music while someone burns to death? #monsterdon

I would expect nothing less from Dick Bush than Rank film processing

#monsterdon
#TwinsOfEvil

@yatsu Look, there's TOO MUCH LESBIANISM in the source material, they've got to do everything they can to get the film past the censors!

#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"Dick Bush"
#monsterdon

Harry Robinson, composer. The violinists hated him. #Monsterdon

Look, I’m not saying that fire doesn’t purify people, I just think that a bath and a fresh change of clothes might be a better ROI on the purification front. #monsterdon

@Louisa May i ask what is #MonsterDon?

D I C K B U S H
#Monsterdon

Dick Bush must be proud #monsterdon

Already way better than the Depp Sleepy Hollow. #Monsterdon

this is certainly a choice of title roll background #monsterdon

If I'm reading the opening credits right, are the twins played by actual twins? (Or at least sisters?) #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Heavily muscular shiny guy gongs us in. We start with a band on horseback, pausing at some dude’s home, assaulting him, and kidnapping his daughter, who cries “I’m not a witch!”

Puritans. Why did it have to be Puritans.

This snare drum is killing me. I wonder if the whole soundtrack will be like this. I won't be mad if it is.

#Monsterdon

save us all, Peter Cushing's cheekbones #Monsterdon

DICK BUSH PHOTOGRAPHY #Monsterdon

@amyfou The Comic Sans of colors

#Monsterdon

Whoa, dude, what about your carbon offset? You didn't mention anything about that #monsterdon

fushcia credits kinda clash with period piece vibes

#monsterdon

Cool opening title font. +1

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Peter Cushing pockets her cross before setting her alight.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Dick Bush?! MAKE UP YER MIND! #Monsterdon

Does the ripped bodice make this a bodice ripper?

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

Where is the location of the rebel base? #Monsterdon

No one expects Grand Moff Tarkin! His chief weapons are the element of surprise and a fanatical devotion to Darth Vader. #monsterdon

Witchy decolletage game is pretty solid. #monsterdon

I personally think the Puritans ought to have used more starch in their collars #monsterdon

No one told me this was a in-the-future picture.

#Monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil

"YOU WILL EAT THE OATMEAL!! YOU WILL!!!!"

#monsterdon

Peter breaking my heart right off the bat by being a witchfinder (still handsome)
#monsterdon #TwinsOfEvil