now come ON

did he teleport?

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#monsterdon She's about to make a logical connection.

boy is she stupid #Monsterdon

IRL survival tip: Elevators are bad escape routes. Your persuer can easily go down stairs faster than the elevator, and it's pretty obvious where you get off.

If able, take the stairs.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

ok if she starts running into the dark lit by the light of the glowing mummy necklace that will be the end of me #monsterdon

#monsterdon In a monster movie scenario, you really want to take the stairs.

@Taweret Apparently it feels hot too? According to someone earlier. I think the writer forgot this factoid by this stage of the movie though.

I mean, I'd be suspecting it had radiation or something at this point personally. 😆

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curse this abundance of lab space and its long hallways!

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Well, at least the pace of all the meandering has picked up #Monsterdon

It's like I have some sort of death beacon on my wrist! #Monsterdon

If only she thought to remove the bracelet.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

glowing mummy in the library timestamp drop #monsterdon

It's less a wee-woo machine and more a... wao-wao machine. Very unusual! Clearly alien.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Im sorry, I thought they were just in the office and the mummy busted in but was it a dream? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh no! Aliens hate Microfiche!

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awww, the old microfiche machines! I miss them.

Microfiche! ​:beeperParty:​

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Right next to Pulsars, Friend or Foe, she'll find a book about mummies with schematics trapped in crystals

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@nazokiyoubinbou @rl_dane it's the secret BEST show

(I forget if that reference will land as of S3E10 or if you had to get to S4)

If you are going to miss #Monsterdon this is a worthy excuse

@saucerlost Dick Miller would cost more than the rest of the cast combined.

(And be worth it.)

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Kids today and their comets and their observatories. Humbug!

#monsterdon #timeWalker

"Comet?"

Is that where this is going? Are we going to bump into Robert Beltran?

#Monsterdon

Microfiche! We're actually using microfiche!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

@Violinknitter I was thinking about posting through making fun of a romance novel I was told had atrociously bad talk about lab work and I think I'm passing on it because that's the romance in question.

I've read my share of romance novels, but that particular trope, once you've been through academia, is just a no.

#Monsterdon

@apLundell yeah fuck this guy

not like that though

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That janitor won an oscar
#monsterdon

Reminder that this movie predates arxiv by 9 years.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Yeah Susie, go to the astronomy building and find out what they have on ancient phenomena, that won't take you long, you can definitely do that in a day

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

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suzie has doe a very weird thing with her hair this morning and I cannot blame her but she needs to get tf out of this movie

Why is she STILL WEARING THE BRACELET!?? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@Newpa_Hasai

Gamal NASA, prime minister of Egypt

#Monsterdon

Stay tuned for the exciting sequel.
#monsterdon

An ancient Egyptian ham radio, that tracks

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@Lazarou It's wild that the story seems to think it's perfectly fine.

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…

Is the movie still going, or did I go insane?

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@infinimatt it me. I’m the #Monsterdon!

#monsterdon So, just so we're clear, she's a student, right?

One of his students?

@CactuarJoe just felt like we'd skipped a scene or something frankly... #Monsterdon

For a professor who's fucking her, he's awfully blase about some rando giving her a present. #Monsterdon

That's a slightly odd pronunciation of "NASA"

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@culturednyc ahhh it's stuck in my head now

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I Do. Not. Like. this professor/student relationship

#Monsterdon

@JoeWynne I guess it depends on the definition of "awkward" huh

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Is it just me or has the Mummy-Vision™ got even more lurid as the movie progressed

#Monsterdon

The mummy sure spends a lot of time in the plumbing zone.

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I want to see Bruce die
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I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was definitely aliens
#Monsterdon

@Somarasu he must be overreacting! --dad #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love when higher ed types moan about losing money. They look like milquetoast sounds.

the closest i can come is

and the rest are interchangeable #monsterdon

Oh I get it. Ken is wearing a tie because he's dressing for the job he wants. He wants University President Peter Thiel's seat on the Dean's desk. #Monsterdon

feels like fuzzy jacket guy is the only guy trying to act in this nonsense

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Imhotep just wants to go home. :blobcat_brokenheart: #monsterdon

Typhoid Mummy
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Ankh Van Halen?! EXCELLENT! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon Now we’re skidding into “AWIENS!”

#monsterdon brb working on my "4 travelling alien ambassador moondust mummy howling moon" T-shirt design.

@wohali Only accredited murders here

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Is the mummy also a werewolf? Then we could have all of the films.

Hey boss. I seen a sign. It's right there in letters big enough for the audience to see.
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oh haha like this place is accredited! #Monsterdon

I beg your pardon. You're addressing the president of an accredited university.

Oh man, we're really talking to someone high up now!

#Monsterdon

The Shari Belafonte character has a very limited role.

I think they got her into the project last minute and didn't have any time to work her into the plot

#Monsterdon

oh well, an ACCREDITED university! See, I thought it was just a university. I'm so sorry, dear sir, we don't need to worry about murders at THIS august institution

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Mummy goes AWOO!

Oh, mooning the mummy, are we?

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let me be clear i have yet to discern any distinct characters and am perceiving this movie as a disconnected fluid of line delivery where every person is brand new in every scene #monsterdon

They tried to do the Safety Dance but failed miserably #Monsterdon

at Anytown University we made sure to put the archaeology department inside a nuclear reactor, just in case #monsterdon

@whiskeysailor Don't ask about the Reed College reactor then. They only have undergrads.

#monsterdon #timewalker

@Lazarou

Senator? Prime Minister?

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Such a boring #Monsterdon I'm paying more attention to my Bingo card.

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That is a very professional REACTOR COMPLEX sign on the door.

what are you even dancing to? #Monsterdon

He’s collecting all five of his Chinese checkers/fuel pellets. #Monsterdon

That Apple ][e runs your whole campus hvac and plumbing ? #monsterdon

Personally I hope if a school has a reactor they would have more then an undergrad manning it
#monsterdon

@apLundell I keep squinting to see if they have the numbers from 1 to 20 on the facets #monsterdon

He's controlling a reactor with an Apple ][?! #Monsterdon

whoa computers! computer alarms! #monsterdon

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Beware the mummy backhand of death

Wait... The stones are giving off radiation?

Then shouldn't they have kept it alive anyway?

If the stone of the sarcophagus was enough to block the radiation it would have blocked the x-rays too. It's clearly very... pervious stone...

#Monsterdon

atari 800! i think!

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[slideshow continues]

#Monsterdon

“I’m through with women”

Women everywhere breathe sighs of relief

#Monsterdon

Thank you mummy for smacking someone who particularly deserved it this time

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon Dude can't get in a solid batch of passing mononucleosis to his lady-friend. But then again, some of these actors have a lip fungus they haven't identified yet…

Thanks, @cherizilla.

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#TimeWalker

"Chief?" "McCloud!" #Monsterdon

Side note on the feed: you don't want a "fume hood" like what's used for chemicals here. What you want is a filtering biosafety cabinet (a laminar flow hood) where it HEPA filters the air coming out. Sometimes called a class II biosafety cabinet.

Ok, back to your regularly scheduled movie critiquing.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret As does the party.
#Monsterdon

The frat party scene makes me appreciate those 1950s black and white #monsterdon movies more

This dancing scene makes me ashamed of my people.

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou doesthedoggetdrunk.com

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

why does the mummy have a heartbeat #monsterdon #timewalker1982

"You might as well be... Marmaduke?" What even is this song?

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

*yoink*

*bonk*

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon shame it's too early for Walk Like an Egyptian

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And WHY is the campus all green, Todd?

the mummy built himself a hoverboard #Monsterdon