@Taweret Super advanced, super evolved alien being.
Can only see in green-tinted monochromatic screen. No UV or infrared or anything. Just monochromatic green...
@saucerlost Could be worse. Could be an escort quest.
It's an 80s movie; it's possible it ends with nuclear war and every character dies... hopefully
Dang, that crystal sure pulls in good radio!
Who the fuck does this?
#monsterdon
the time mummy seems to be trapped in a first person horror game from the early 2010s #monsterdon
I think casting for movies was just people hiring their friends.
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Girls love it when you give them mysterious gemstones that look like costume jewellery.
Why did that girl giggle like a gremlin?
Sheβs using utensils for the first time.
I wonder what the mummy's up to.
"I wanna eat in a corner of the college"
THE BACKGROUND music is doing exactly the seinfeld synth horn beeps and they will NOT GET AWAY with this #monsterdon
@SnoopJ Mummy lost his marbles, probably going to be a problem.
The campus has a reactor?
Oh no! It's off melrose -- no more 90210
#monsterdon Dick, you're a dick. DICK.
The campus radio station is KCIS? KISS?
Oh hey hey! Leave the mummy puns to us movie! We're the professional riffers.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
Okay don't hate me but I'm really enjoying this news show
@SnoopJ Shenanigans. This is one of the good bad movies.
You deserve your hideous goose lamp, sir.
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@SnoopJ fraterntitties
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
Sheri Belafonte's 10 seconds of screen time show that she is much better than this
Dick has had a few whiskeys...
damn, this x-ray guy couldn't die soon enough
#monsterdon
#timetraveler
Mummy shook the place down. I'm gonna need backup.
#monsterdon "What were you staring at her for, then?"
Well, this is a college movie and she had her boobs out.
um... surprise boobs π± that came out of nowhere
Archeologists and women all making some bad choices here
Bozo Face is a good insult for this guy.
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
Don't listen, Sherri.
Haircut is a real jerk
Pointless boobs, we have an 80s movie.
Surprise mummy mammories!
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
Exponential growth? Amputate and kill it with fire.
#monsterdon Okay, Michael⦠have a nice life of rotting in that hospital bed...
80s Trope #364: "science" lady in white coat, skirt, heels, bun, and HUGE GLASSES. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker
I wonder what the time mummy is up to
So it doubles that fast this kit's hand has been cut off already right? Right?
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
THAT IS NOT HOW ELECTRON MICROSCOPES WORK, ASSHOLES
@gblues "Target acquired"
"Hathor has logged on"
"You have 7890 messages"
Oh yeah well YOUR nucleus is unstable. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker
Whatever happened to that photographer? I just want to watch her smoke up or something
Is the mummy playing DoomΒ³
Normally "green vision" is how one shoes infrared/night vision goggles. Does this imply the mummy sees in that range? If so, neat!
True story. This movie later inspired the series Community #monsterdon
Run, janitor!!! Itβs not safe in here!!!
is there going to be time travel in this movie, or is the mummy the time walker?
I think we should call this sort of thing "The Sheriff Brodie affect."
Is the mummy a metaphor for STDs on campus?
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
Oh, the pipes are green because the mummy is looking at them. I see.
ACAB includes Willoughby
You can hardly blame the mummy. Iβd take off too if this inept bunch was messing with me. #monsterdon
Double-Secret probation!
Mummies I'd Like to Fungus.
So was the guy jogging in the red '80s gym shorts the mummy on the run?
Typical senior prank, steal the rival schoolβs mummy
Oh hey! Is that the dude from Return of the Living Dead? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker
"...we gotta get this mummy thing under wraps!"
TBF this sounds exactly like a Fraternity prank
Dont worry this plastic chain will keep us safe.
Why is the electron microscope making slide projector noises?
I like how the dean jumps immediately to a frat stealing the mummy.
You can tell he's a Professor because he has leather elbow patches, but you can tell he's in a Senior position because of his leather shoulder patches.
Hah! Someone's Permanently Acquired your mummy. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker
#monsterdon this professor is awfully hostile to the dean for? holding a press conference? even though he himself brought this mummy to the school and didn't protect the gunk properly
As a professor, I find the occasionally painfully academic stereotypes in this movie deeply offensive.
I love computers that talk back with little random peeps
#monsterdon
"Mweh mweh, money status power mweh mweh where's the mayor I need to suck ass a little bit" #Monsterdon
Saying 'We dont think it's dangerous' on the phone while bro is carrying a sample like an altoid tin in his pocket. #monsterdon
LOL!
Did they write this movie while filming it?
#Monsterdon
Michael touched the fungus like he was a 6 year old who'd been told not to eat sugar straight from the jar.
#monsterdon What do you mean worthless????
RFK Jr approves of these quarantine procedures
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982
He likes KALE #Monsterdon
Well, that fungus escalated quickly!
So far X Ray Boy is creepier than the Time Mummy but I'll give it a chance it is still early #Monsterdon
#monsterdon It's a good trick to be burried with worthless gemstones to humiliate graverobbers.
Suzie is flunking all her classes except Egyptian Studies and Massage #Monsterdon
Oh *now* all of a sudden they care about avoiding potentially toxic mold
no one wants your mummy balls, sir.
what do I know the pawn shop guy from? #monsterdon
But the big question is, what does it taste like? #Monsterdon
I was wrong. He has Godzilla's eye in his...stomach?
Plastic as a sign of advanced technology? This movie actually has some interesting ideas.
@ricci i've read some etchings, kinda dull, but doorstop fantasy was never my thing
Yeah, you stole gamer mummy's dice, and he's gonna go all blue bolt on your ass.
@RobynGoodfellow I think I found it :D
ITC Kabel Std Bold
mummy has an iron man power source
Inappropriate student/teacher interaction, siiiiigh
#monsterdon Loooocy, I'm a-waking up! Waka waka trudge trudgeβ¦
Electron Microscope Envy is real #Monsterdon
okay 15 minutes in we got a time mummy. not too bad #monsterdon
I heard that β honey.β #Monsterdon
I hope the mummy moves faster than this plot.
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
Suzy, what you don't realize yet is that you cld do much better than this dummy