film regains some credibility by having an academic read primary source material while holding a magnifying glass

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these frat boys should've just thrown a toga party if that's what they were after

well they're TRYING to have a plot I'll give 'em that #monsterdon

please kill this man

which one? uh

yeah dealer's choice

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@Lazarou You think after four thousand years he'd behave with more maturity #monsterdon

terrible joke

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"How do I look?"

Like a Party Central standee? #Monsterdon

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Somebody dared to give the mummy a flashlight.

"Reactor Simple"

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I hope that guns work against the mummy for once. Just have the cops unload a dozen bullets into him and he drops, and the rest of the film is about contact tracing and quarantine.

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Rat King Tutankhamen.

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just rats, that's all! #monsterdon don

at what point during his 3000 year coffin nap did this mummy learn about electronics?

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@Lazarou Brave, brave Sir Robin, bravely ran away... Brave, brave, brave officer Robin...

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@Taweret King Tutanhkratten #Monsterdon

are. are the rats aliens? why are there rats? #monsterdon

@arrjay Every other week. That's half the fun.
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#monsterdon Looks like our favorite ACAB Cop is going to bumble about without turning any of the service lights on. Pure cop.

@Lazarou The Edgar Winter Goop

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WTF was that bracelet move? Seriously WTF was that?

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Two police officers run screaming from a storage cabinet filled with rats.

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contemporary hospitals suffer from a phenomenon known as "alarm fatigue" where the uncoordinated mass of sensors and devices make it very difficult to tell when a device is malfunctioning normally and when the patient has succumbed to a mummy fungus and 30% of the surface area of their body is bone now #monsterdon

The mummy says no nookie for you tonight, Greg!

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My god. It's yeast! #monsterdon

Looks like they spilled nachos on her neck #monsterdon

Stanley! Don't erase me with a wipe transition!

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good thing the Egyptians didn't have x-ray machines I guess #monsterdon

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Dude, where's my Mummy?

Instructions unclear, x-rayed her, anyway. #Monsterdon

lol, they gooped Ellen Winters

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Diseases being dormant and reactivating is actually a pretty good science fact! I mean from a mummy is unlikely (desiccation isn't great for most things), but the potential for ancient viruses and things in ice in melting tundra is actually a really cool (I mean terrifying) thing that could happen!

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Ahhh, a bubbling crude. You're in the wrong movie.

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I would put that shit under a fume hood, but you do you

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alien fungus goes *blorp*

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"...are you my mummy?"

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@guyjantic certainly not a hu-man

(ask any ferengi)

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Ahhh, those damn Frats at it again!
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I'm very impressed with all of these frat dudes' abilities to quickly attach this glowing costume jewelry to pendants. That takes skill. 🤔

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They are all on triple secret probation! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Are you my mummy? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@arrjay Brother Naynard has one! #wrongMovie #monsterdon

please go in an ancient aliens direction please go in an ancient aliens direction #monsterdon

The mummy gave King Tut a Space STD!
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The scroll is exposition, right? If so Bingo.

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@samsagreg It really is lol

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Yess laserblast his mangled hand #monsterdon

Proof that the Dendera light bulb is real, obviously ancient Egyptians knew how to manipulate electricity, just watch what he can do with these frayed wires

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Imhotep phone home #monsterdon

K-CIS cisgender radio.

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How would win in a fight? #monsterdon

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Plumbing, electrical work.. hire this mummy!

late to #monsterdon this looks great

Willoughby is such a dumb bastard that has to be the unhelpful cop spot on my #Monsterdon bingo card

Buttons and blinkinlights!

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Someone falls down! That’s a bingo! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

The good old times when you could count with the CDC
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Did that guy just say the attacker looked like his mommy?

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horrible face... when I look in mirror
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"It's horrible" He's watching the same movie. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

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Greg, it's true. Your face is horrible.

The attacker was fuzzy. and green.

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The attacker had Tren de Aragua tattoos, right? #monsterdon

good cop, sad desperate cop begging with the perp like they're his cheating wife cop #monsterdon

oooh I was gonna say, the mummy seems kinda chill and just wants the jewels back, but then that mold had to mess things up

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that is the stiffest cop performance i've ever seen

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so why is it a time mummy and not just a mummy. like why did it have a sci-fi doodad in its coffin. what did that add? #monsterdon

I officially hate everyone in this movie.
Oh, a mummy shove. I only care if it kills.
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Yep. Cursed baby. If only they'd stop cursing babies.

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And she screams my way into a #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

Damn, thyroid punch of death! INSTAKILL! #monsterdon

"...can you treat her?"
"Yes, but we'll have to amputate the head."

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Totally normal to get a weird glowing necklace from your at-best-middle-class boyfriend in 1982.

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@SRLevine Yeah, I'm hoping that it'll be plot relevant.

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Oh no an ARM. An arm of DEATH. #Monsterdon

Music like heresamummyheresamummyheresamummyheresamummy #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter Right?! That's a shitty baby sitter.
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c'mon time mummy we need you

It just occurred to me that this movie is a revenge flick about a mummy getting even for being neutered.

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dammit! Cursed baby!

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These are frat boys. The mummy fungus is going to become an STD in about 30 more seconds.

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The baby and the mummy should run off together and solve time crimes

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The incidental music in this reminds me so very much of an old Knight Rider episode.

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Like two sexy eels... flopping around...

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#monsterdon This is how women fetch coffee in the early 80's. It looks a little like awkward leopard seal mating movements, but really, she's fetching the coffee…

@Taweret Super advanced, super evolved alien being.

Can only see in green-tinted monochromatic screen. No UV or infrared or anything. Just monochromatic green...

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@saucerlost Could be worse. Could be an escort quest.

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@Lazarou

It's an 80s movie; it's possible it ends with nuclear war and every character dies... hopefully

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Dang, that crystal sure pulls in good radio!

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Who the fuck does this?
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the time mummy seems to be trapped in a first person horror game from the early 2010s #monsterdon

I think casting for movies was just people hiring their friends.
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#monsterdon Girls love it when you give them mysterious gemstones that look like costume jewellery.

Why did that girl giggle like a gremlin?

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She’s using utensils for the first time.

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I wonder what the mummy's up to.

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"I wanna eat in a corner of the college"

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THE BACKGROUND music is doing exactly the seinfeld synth horn beeps and they will NOT GET AWAY with this #monsterdon

Death to bad pun makers. #monsterdon

what couple sits like that in a restaurant?

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@SnoopJ Mummy lost his marbles, probably going to be a problem.

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