"...we are looking for a mummy that escaped from Remulak"

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#monsterdon The primary beneficiaries of softcore movie snogging are the crickets. They get front row seats to all the desperate fumblings in the dark. Similar to the way spies make random ducks horngry.

film regains some credibility by having an academic read primary source material while holding a magnifying glass

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these frat boys should've just thrown a toga party if that's what they were after

well they're TRYING to have a plot I'll give 'em that #monsterdon

please kill this man

which one? uh

yeah dealer's choice

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@Lazarou You think after four thousand years he'd behave with more maturity #monsterdon

terrible joke

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"How do I look?"

Like a Party Central standee? #Monsterdon

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Somebody dared to give the mummy a flashlight.

"Reactor Simple"

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I hope that guns work against the mummy for once. Just have the cops unload a dozen bullets into him and he drops, and the rest of the film is about contact tracing and quarantine.

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Rat King Tutankhamen.

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just rats, that's all! #monsterdon don

at what point during his 3000 year coffin nap did this mummy learn about electronics?

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@Lazarou Brave, brave Sir Robin, bravely ran away... Brave, brave, brave officer Robin...

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@Taweret King Tutanhkratten #Monsterdon

are. are the rats aliens? why are there rats? #monsterdon

@arrjay Every other week. That's half the fun.
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#monsterdon Looks like our favorite ACAB Cop is going to bumble about without turning any of the service lights on. Pure cop.

@Lazarou The Edgar Winter Goop

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WTF was that bracelet move? Seriously WTF was that?

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Two police officers run screaming from a storage cabinet filled with rats.

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contemporary hospitals suffer from a phenomenon known as "alarm fatigue" where the uncoordinated mass of sensors and devices make it very difficult to tell when a device is malfunctioning normally and when the patient has succumbed to a mummy fungus and 30% of the surface area of their body is bone now #monsterdon

The mummy says no nookie for you tonight, Greg!

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My god. It's yeast! #monsterdon

Looks like they spilled nachos on her neck #monsterdon

Stanley! Don't erase me with a wipe transition!

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good thing the Egyptians didn't have x-ray machines I guess #monsterdon

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Dude, where's my Mummy?

Instructions unclear, x-rayed her, anyway. #Monsterdon

lol, they gooped Ellen Winters

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Diseases being dormant and reactivating is actually a pretty good science fact! I mean from a mummy is unlikely (desiccation isn't great for most things), but the potential for ancient viruses and things in ice in melting tundra is actually a really cool (I mean terrifying) thing that could happen!

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Ahhh, a bubbling crude. You're in the wrong movie.

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I would put that shit under a fume hood, but you do you

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alien fungus goes *blorp*

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"...are you my mummy?"

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@guyjantic certainly not a hu-man

(ask any ferengi)

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Ahhh, those damn Frats at it again!
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I'm very impressed with all of these frat dudes' abilities to quickly attach this glowing costume jewelry to pendants. That takes skill. 🤔

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They are all on triple secret probation! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Are you my mummy? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@arrjay Brother Naynard has one! #wrongMovie #monsterdon

please go in an ancient aliens direction please go in an ancient aliens direction #monsterdon

The mummy gave King Tut a Space STD!
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The scroll is exposition, right? If so Bingo.

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@samsagreg It really is lol

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Yess laserblast his mangled hand #monsterdon

Proof that the Dendera light bulb is real, obviously ancient Egyptians knew how to manipulate electricity, just watch what he can do with these frayed wires

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Imhotep phone home #monsterdon

K-CIS cisgender radio.

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How would win in a fight? #monsterdon

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Plumbing, electrical work.. hire this mummy!

late to #monsterdon this looks great

Willoughby is such a dumb bastard that has to be the unhelpful cop spot on my #Monsterdon bingo card

Buttons and blinkinlights!

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Someone falls down! That’s a bingo! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

The good old times when you could count with the CDC
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Did that guy just say the attacker looked like his mommy?

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horrible face... when I look in mirror
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"It's horrible" He's watching the same movie. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

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Greg, it's true. Your face is horrible.

The attacker was fuzzy. and green.

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The attacker had Tren de Aragua tattoos, right? #monsterdon

good cop, sad desperate cop begging with the perp like they're his cheating wife cop #monsterdon

oooh I was gonna say, the mummy seems kinda chill and just wants the jewels back, but then that mold had to mess things up

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that is the stiffest cop performance i've ever seen

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so why is it a time mummy and not just a mummy. like why did it have a sci-fi doodad in its coffin. what did that add? #monsterdon

I officially hate everyone in this movie.
Oh, a mummy shove. I only care if it kills.
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Yep. Cursed baby. If only they'd stop cursing babies.

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And she screams my way into a #MonsterdonBingo #Monsterdon

Damn, thyroid punch of death! INSTAKILL! #monsterdon

"...can you treat her?"
"Yes, but we'll have to amputate the head."

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Totally normal to get a weird glowing necklace from your at-best-middle-class boyfriend in 1982.

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@SRLevine Yeah, I'm hoping that it'll be plot relevant.

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Oh no an ARM. An arm of DEATH. #Monsterdon

Music like heresamummyheresamummyheresamummyheresamummy #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter Right?! That's a shitty baby sitter.
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c'mon time mummy we need you

It just occurred to me that this movie is a revenge flick about a mummy getting even for being neutered.

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dammit! Cursed baby!

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These are frat boys. The mummy fungus is going to become an STD in about 30 more seconds.

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The baby and the mummy should run off together and solve time crimes

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The incidental music in this reminds me so very much of an old Knight Rider episode.

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Like two sexy eels... flopping around...

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#monsterdon This is how women fetch coffee in the early 80's. It looks a little like awkward leopard seal mating movements, but really, she's fetching the coffee…

@Taweret Super advanced, super evolved alien being.

Can only see in green-tinted monochromatic screen. No UV or infrared or anything. Just monochromatic green...

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@saucerlost Could be worse. Could be an escort quest.

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@Lazarou

It's an 80s movie; it's possible it ends with nuclear war and every character dies... hopefully

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Dang, that crystal sure pulls in good radio!

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Who the fuck does this?
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the time mummy seems to be trapped in a first person horror game from the early 2010s #monsterdon

I think casting for movies was just people hiring their friends.
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#monsterdon Girls love it when you give them mysterious gemstones that look like costume jewellery.

Why did that girl giggle like a gremlin?

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She’s using utensils for the first time.

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I wonder what the mummy's up to.

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"I wanna eat in a corner of the college"

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THE BACKGROUND music is doing exactly the seinfeld synth horn beeps and they will NOT GET AWAY with this #monsterdon

Death to bad pun makers. #monsterdon