@SnoopJ Mummy lost his marbles, probably going to be a problem.

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@SnoopJ I really only have one joke when it comes to this movie, sorry

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The campus has a reactor?

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Oh no! It's off melrose -- no more 90210

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#monsterdon Dick, you're a dick. DICK.

The campus radio station is KCIS? KISS?
Oh hey hey! Leave the mummy puns to us movie! We're the professional riffers.
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That is your name isn't it... Dick? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Okay don't hate me but I'm really enjoying this news show

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@SnoopJ Shenanigans. This is one of the good bad movies.

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You deserve your hideous goose lamp, sir.

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@SnoopJ fraterntitties

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Sheri Belafonte's 10 seconds of screen time show that she is much better than this

Dick has had a few whiskeys...

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damn, this x-ray guy couldn't die soon enough
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Mummy shook the place down. I'm gonna need backup.

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@moira Another week of Monsterdon, another field of science horribly misconstrued.
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What? Watchng her adjust her bra? Come on. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "What were you staring at her for, then?"

Well, this is a college movie and she had her boobs out.

um... surprise boobs 😱 that came out of nowhere

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Bozo Face is a good insult for this guy.

Archeologists and women all making some bad choices here

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Haircut is a real jerk

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Don't listen, Sherri.

Pointless boobs, we have an 80s movie.

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Surprise mummy mammories!
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Exponential growth? Amputate and kill it with fire.

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#monsterdon Okay, Michael… have a nice life of rotting in that hospital bed...

80s Trope #364: "science" lady in white coat, skirt, heels, bun, and HUGE GLASSES. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

uumm looks like your healing well,

Gotta go!

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Feels like this movie is more about mold then time traveling if I'm being honest
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I wonder what the time mummy is up to

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So it doubles that fast this kit's hand has been cut off already right? Right?
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THAT IS NOT HOW ELECTRON MICROSCOPES WORK, ASSHOLES

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@gblues "Target acquired"
"Hathor has logged on"
"You have 7890 messages"

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Oh yeah well YOUR nucleus is unstable. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Whatever happened to that photographer? I just want to watch her smoke up or something

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Is the mummy playing Doom³

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Normally "green vision" is how one shoes infrared/night vision goggles. Does this imply the mummy sees in that range? If so, neat!

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True story. This movie later inspired the series Community #monsterdon

Press conference to announce the Archeology department has acquired a major award! #Monsterdon

Run, janitor!!! It’s not safe in here!!!

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is there going to be time travel in this movie, or is the mummy the time walker?

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I think we should call this sort of thing "The Sheriff Brodie affect."

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Is the mummy a metaphor for STDs on campus?
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Oh, the pipes are green because the mummy is looking at them. I see.

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ACAB includes Willoughby

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Double-Secret probation!

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You can hardly blame the mummy. I’d take off too if this inept bunch was messing with me. #monsterdon

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Mummies I'd Like to Fungus.

So was the guy jogging in the red '80s gym shorts the mummy on the run?

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Typical senior prank, steal the rival school’s mummy

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Oh hey! Is that the dude from Return of the Living Dead? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Slow night, nothing to do, have a couple a beers, watch Time Walker

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I had a brief moment of thinking he couldn't say "Tutankhamen" because it's copyrighted or something? Capitalism has ruined me.

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"...we gotta get this mummy thing under wraps!"

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TBF this sounds exactly like a Fraternity prank

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Dont worry this plastic chain will keep us safe.

Why is the electron microscope making slide projector noises?

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I like how the dean jumps immediately to a frat stealing the mummy.

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You can tell he's a Professor because he has leather elbow patches, but you can tell he's in a Senior position because of his leather shoulder patches.

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Hah! Someone's Permanently Acquired your mummy. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@Taweret https://xkcd.com/242/

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#monsterdon this professor is awfully hostile to the dean for? holding a press conference? even though he himself brought this mummy to the school and didn't protect the gunk properly

Wait is this just gonna be jaws but the shark is a mummy

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As a professor, I find the occasionally painfully academic stereotypes in this movie deeply offensive.

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I love computers that talk back with little random peeps
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"Mweh mweh, money status power mweh mweh where's the mayor I need to suck ass a little bit" #Monsterdon

Saying 'We dont think it's dangerous' on the phone while bro is carrying a sample like an altoid tin in his pocket. #monsterdon

#monsterdon What's this?
AAAAAAAAAAAA.......

LOL!

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Did they write this movie while filming it?
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Michael touched the fungus like he was a 6 year old who'd been told not to eat sugar straight from the jar.

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#monsterdon What do you mean worthless????

RFK Jr approves of these quarantine procedures

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Richard Pryor was everywhere in 1982. Such range.

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He likes KALE #Monsterdon

Well, that fungus escalated quickly!

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So far X Ray Boy is creepier than the Time Mummy but I'll give it a chance it is still early #Monsterdon

There's a fungus among us

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#monsterdon It's a good trick to be burried with worthless gemstones to humiliate graverobbers.

Suzie is flunking all her classes except Egyptian Studies and Massage #Monsterdon

Very authentic portrayal of Egyptology 😹 #Monsterdon

Oh *now* all of a sudden they care about avoiding potentially toxic mold

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no one wants your mummy balls, sir.

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what do I know the pawn shop guy from? #monsterdon

But the big question is, what does it taste like? #Monsterdon

I was wrong. He has Godzilla's eye in his...stomach?

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Plastic as a sign of advanced technology? This movie actually has some interesting ideas.

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@ricci i've read some etchings, kinda dull, but doorstop fantasy was never my thing

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Yeah, you stole gamer mummy's dice, and he's gonna go all blue bolt on your ass.

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@RobynGoodfellow I think I found it :D
ITC Kabel Std Bold

https://www.myfonts.com/products/medium-bold-kabel-368111

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Tired: Truck nuts
Wired: Mummy nuts
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mummy has an iron man power source

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You can feel the sexual chemistry she had with that actor by her erotic "lobster claw" massage technique. She loooooved him.

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Inappropriate student/teacher interaction, siiiiigh

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#monsterdon Loooocy, I'm a-waking up! Waka waka trudge trudge…

Electron Microscope Envy is real #Monsterdon

okay 15 minutes in we got a time mummy. not too bad #monsterdon

I heard that “ honey.” #Monsterdon