I hope the mummy moves faster than this plot.
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Suzy, what you don't realize yet is that you cld do much better than this dummy

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None of these scientists have pipes. I don't trust them.

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urgh ick ugh

#monsterdon of COURSE he's sleeping with his TA lol

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@Lazarou First you get yourself a mummy...

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@steggy

Somebody create a Venn diagram!

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These beads are going to have zero provenance, is the problem. Resale value near zero.

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now to interoffice these to "crimes against archaeology" in the campus library. they'll never be found there!

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Crystal raspberries? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That’s not X-ray safe for the people stood next to the machine let alone the mummy. #monsterdon

I'm ready for my alien now

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holy shit, stealing the jewels? these guys make indiana jones look like a modern professional

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I didn't know sarcophagi had glove compartments #monsterdon

Hey, my gaming dice! I've been looking all over for these!

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They are taking x-rays and nobody has to use thse big, lead aprons?
Gee, noobies.
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Xraying a mummy like! that you're going to give the poor thing cancer

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You've heard of tutankhamun?

It's time for MUTANTKHAMUN #monsterdon

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this egyptologist has very bony fingers and also no egyptology or xray skills apparently

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This film has such a "community TV station" feel to it.

#monsterdon This was my least favorite table game at the cracker-barrel

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker i feel like there should be an interlock in this mechanism such that you can't press the "irradiate the target" button if the setting is in the...

DANGER ZONE
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i like to imagine that the ominous music was coming from the x-ray machine. each time you hit the trigger

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#monsterdon "please deliver the plates containing 10x the dangerous levels to my office. Kthxbye."

more radiation. MORE!!!! #monsterdon #timewalker1982

PONDERING THOSE ORBS! #monsterdon

Chekov's x-ray circles

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Sure just stand there staring into the concrete container with the Xrays bouncing back in your face

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If you accidentally used 10x the correct amount of radiation, the plates would be saturated and ruined...

Also, I love that they're more worried about the mummy having too much radiation rather than, you know, themselves.

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@Taweret I think you could have pulled it off if you'd gotten the chance before the British grave-robbed everything interesting

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Don't THERAC-25 the mummy!

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#monsterdon Ohhh good job, now we're all sterile! HAHAHAHAHAHA... X-Rays… humming... no lead outfits. Not running into the hallway.

He's actually x-raying the basement, his uncle owns a construction firm and wants to shape a bid

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Letting the intern drive the x-ray machine, rookie mistake. #Monsterdon

this is a movie about the dangers of irradiation to mummies?

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are x-rays about to bring this mummy back from the dead? what kind of 1950s ass science is this?

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that's what you get for using students for the hard work
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My dentist never says that when doing X-Rays.

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Chekov's green paint.

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It's the 80's. A TA is totally going to snort that. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon wait, did this mummy go from "tomb to school" with no government involvement? did they steal this?

That's just the Egyptian version of Operation, the whacky doctor's game. #Monsterdon

that must be powdered slime

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*snorts green stuff

The 80s.

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this mummy has been spray painted!

honestly, yeah I could see the mold settling in in the NON-CONTROLLED CLASSROOM ENVIRONMENT

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If this guy is a time traveller from the future whose name is literally Van Harris, I swear to god

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“Let’s go for the inner lid now… carefully” THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

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Yeah, just rub that green stuff on your arm. It's (likely) harmless.

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This scene was written by someone who never went to college or knew a professor. #Monsterdon

Something tells me this is not archaeological best practice #Monsterdon

He was King Tut's favorite foreigner and he wanted to take him with him to the next world.

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Warranty void if seal damaged

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Well at least they are wearing gloves when handling priceless artifacts? The lack of face masks or bunny suits though, tsk tsk tsk.

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NICE PINBALL TABLE #monsterdon

TIL mummy coffins can be opened with ikea allen keys

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Well, those hieroglyphs definitely... vaguely look... hieroglyph-like. Sort of.

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We brought the whole stone sarcophagus, opened, back to America. Think there was smuggling involved, but whatever.

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#monsterdon lmfao that sneeze into the skeleton drop made me lol

@Lazarou

Please don't mock his crippling condition

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Indiana Jones ruined the archeologist aesthetic.

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Meanwhile, in Wonder Woman's back yard.... (ah for the Erin Grey years)

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#monsterdon He almost got dull-paddled with a spatula by a skeleton... LOL.

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This is incredible! I think that it's the world's first cat cafe!!

How come these guys aren't wondering how the ancient pyramid already had electric lights in it?

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Why do those dudes have green crud on em? #Monsterdon

Ohio Smith here…

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It's a CHAMBER

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@Lazarou

The health-conscious alternative to the science pipe

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Everyone's fine, as is typical of an earthquake #monsterdon

It's time for #Monsterdon!

Tonight is Time Walker.

Unfortunately, there isn't a Muppet version starring Fozzy named Time Waka.

18 centimeters and the monster is crowning.. oh, wrong movie #monsterdon

it's time for time walker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT0BcjovQq4

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Finally. An appropriate time to use

AZIZ, LIGHT! #Monsterdon

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We have bandanas because archeology.

I had these guy's clothes catalog #Monsterdon

Dramatic start!
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Please enjoy our stock photography library of ancient Egyptian architecture. We DEFINITELY could not afford to film there. So here's some voice over.
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"Earthquake!"

"North Wall is going!"

*piano slide*

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Script edits by We Can't Afford This, Inc.

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That credit font is nice. #monsterdon

And our first, actual shot after an offscreen earthquake is a light bulb swinging on a cord.

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Aziz! Light! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Now with more stock footage! #monsterdon

i don't believe half of these names in the credits are real

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That Robert guy is so random…

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Oboe! We are in Egypt because DOUBLE REED!!!

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Oh, scratch that it's just "Time Walker"

I think there are mummies and pyramids involved. No word on whether the mummies will turn into bats or vampires, as seasoned #monsterdon watchers might expect.

robert random. okay.

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Happy to see the Sphynx

Time Walker is Jimmy Walker's great uncle, not many people know that

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This should have sequels like "Time Stroller" and "Time Jogger"

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#Monsterdon #TimeWalker SPACE!!!! IN PUBLIC DOMAIN IMAGERY!

2001 vibes! #monsterdon

The villain is obviously irritable because on the one hand, her head is hot from the helmet and cheap wig, but on the other hand, she's scantily clad, so she can't just crank up the air conditioning. #Monsterdon

@josh0 I see _someone's_ hankering for a cornfield vacation

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Weird how Inframan just happens to grow to the same scale as the monster. It would have been an easy fight if he had grown twice the size of the monster. #Monsterdon

why is Solar Armor just a laser blast? You'd think it'd be a laser shield or something....

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Ok, props to the actor who had to learn bug-fu. #monsterdon #superinframan