TBC hehehe. #Monsterdon

Well at least that one guy is going to die horribly (of fungus) #Monsterdon

And it ends with another Raider’s rip off. Ugh. #monsterdon

Next up INFRAMAN! The best crazy tokusatsu movie ever made.
Somehow it's better than any old Kamen Rider movie by not being made in japan, but instead made by the Shaw Bros. Ya know the guys who made so many awesome 70s kung fu movies.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan

@Somarasu Not to get nitpicky, but did anybody walk time in this whole film?
#monsterdon

#monsterdon why would you take a bullet for this fuckin mummy???

Seriously, the hubris of “to be continued…” is astounding.

#Monsterdon

I guess we are done with #monsterdon for 2025. Well, see you all next year for a fresh one!

@flowerpot if you’re going to wear jewelry, be able to take it off in a hurry because it might belong to a killer space mummy #Monsterdon

Ok, so we have officially confirmed it now that the movie is over.

The "time walker" in no way whatsoever traveled or controlled time. It died once, then was able to be reborn thousands of years later thanks to a fortuitous accident.

That's it. No time travel. Just normal forward motion at 1x speed.

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

@davesdogmaggie

Shall we organize a Kickstarter for the sequel?

#Monsterdon

Buffy the mummy slayer!
#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie That's the question. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

So....what happened to Sherrie in the hospital x-ray room? Alive, dead, other? #monsterdon

Okay fam, that movie was terrible but you were awesome as always. Same time next week?

Don't forget to vote tomorrow. Take care of each other. Be kind. Imma go sleepy-bye now

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

He chose disintegration rather than continue living on earth.

"Wow, your own people shot you! Oh, you want to die with me? Okay. Just take my hand..."

#Monsterdon

A true abrupt #Monsterdon ending. Thank you @Taweret for hosting.

I hope everyone has a happy new year!

@Louisa There was a dog at the party.

#Monsterdon

The space mummy with green STDs fucked off into a sequel? That sure is a new kinda ending for Monsterdon. It's like fusing five of the dumbest endings into one.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

The moral of the story is that if you're making a movie and have access to a box full of rats, you go ahead and put rats in that movie regardless of what it's about #monsterdon

#monsterdon I wonder what other Alien needs to GTFO from here movie appeared in 1982.

Anyway I understand when they needed young Drew Barrymore to cry onscreen during that other movie they'd walk her over to the studio where they were filming this one.

The device! It’s an orgone harvester! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

When?

When will it be continued dammit!

#Monsterdon

anyway, this concludes a #monsterdon thread for Time Walker (1982)!

basically, a bunch of stuff happened, but this movie was not one for backstory.

or connecting plots.

looking forward to the sequel in 3000 years #Monsterdon

What they were thinking? A pilot to a series?
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

Time Walker (1982): 4/5

an instant, nonsensical classic, hampered only by the preponderance of indistinguishable Guys #monsterdon #MonsterdonReviews

Don't blame me.
I voted for Critters 4!
#monsterdon

dayum I can't wait for the sequel!! #Monsterdon

To be continued... ? The world may never know how many crystals licks it will take to traverse time and space! #monsterdon

Time Walker 2: Electric Buggaloo

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That’s it?? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

To be continued????

RyanReynoldsButwhy.jpg

Vanna Bonta 's next career move was to become a Pantone name

#Monsterdon

TO BE CONTINUED!
WHAT IN TEH FUCK!?
Okay I rememebred all the big stuff from this movie from seeing it as a kid, but I did not remember that ending teaser nonsense wtf
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Dumbass put the crystal in the wrong socket… #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

to be CONTINUED?? #monsterdon

The real Time Walker was the friend we made along the way 👽

#Monsterdon

Wait, rofl, what? "To be continued?"

Lol, there was a -1000% chance this movie would ever have a sequel. 😆 There is no way they didn't know that. 🤣

#Monsterdon

blue glow and pronouns
#monsterdon

oh that alien's got some NAILS, damn

#monsterdon

Sheri Belafonte being so beautiful and also looking just like her dad really crosses my wires #Monsterdon

That's a good 3000 years without a manicure, clearly

#monsterdon

This is what the Heaven's Gate cult believes in. No, really.

#monsterdon #timewalker

why would you touch him #monsterdon

#monsterdon

ACAB. Remember that. alien mummy time traverler with fungus.

He's so muppety. #Monsterdon

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah YES HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS GUY THAT GOT SHOT AND WHY #monsterdon

Snap the pic THEN get all awestruck. Come on!

#Monsterdon #Timewalker1982

It's mummy time!

GO GO TIME WALKER

#Monsterdon

With our powers combined...

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Ah, the alien just needed a good pentode

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Mummy is cool with flash photography.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

the mummy is like "you idiot, don't you know how to use a mummy confabulator?"

#monsterdon

Your move. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon everyone still alive gathers together to watch the mummy ascend to heaven

#monsterdon It's a shame this guy can't act.

It's like he's treating his lines as a list of words one after another.

I haz all da jewels
#monsterdon

This scene feels .... producer driven. Someone felt the stakes needed raised BEFORE a murderous alien sauntered in. #Monsterdon

The Mummy is setting up a game of space checkers.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

whgo in the everloving fuck are these guys and why are they doing things that seem to be plotlike in the middle of my mummy returning home sequence #monsterdon

Wait, the mummy can TK the crystals? Then why is it grabbing people all over the fucking place?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"I'm just here to steal your necklace, lady. I already know I'm ugly. Calm down."

#Monsterdon

Got worried there for a sec mummy was going to throw the hair dryer into the bath #monsterdon

Okay, the mummy has force powers

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I hate the Director of Photography so bad rn #Monsterdon

Gravity is not a concern for the mummy #monsterdon

@ottaross i think he needs to see naked boobs to float #monsterdon

They could have just made this a mummy movie without the sci-fi stuff (what little there is)
#monsterdon

What's holding him in the air? Is something attached to the wall or.. oh.. oh no. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Ohhhhh, I see

The mummy is a pervert

#Monsterdon

I too borrow my roommate's jewelry to take a shower.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Man, even the MONSTER in this movie is a pervert. #Monsterdon

still not sure why this is called 'time walker.' i think 'slow walker' would have been more accurate

#monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 I think God stopped paying attention and moved on to other things 15 minutes ago

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Again, time walker likes to watch.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

@Zerofactorial starlike social graph topology with a fully connected male component and orbiting isolated constellations of women is etched into the laws of masculinity #monsterdon

I hope we get to see this guy before the comet flies him back home. #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial This movie actually is decent on race stuff, but gender is... eugh...

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I mean. She could have just not jumped off the ladder… #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I've said it before I'll say it again: great film #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💀 ☢️ ⏳🚶‍♂️‍➡️ 😱

"archaeology transformer inactive"?

Imagine being the facilities manager who greenlit using an Atari 800 to make sounds and graphics like that when there's an electrical fault.

#monsterdon

so why didn't you just give him the bracelet? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon And this is the same universe as The Fog in 1980... with the cars all freaking out…

@Taweret@timeloop.cafe She did try, relatively late but she tried. It was just stuck. Unfamiliar clasp plus panic, I guess?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Oh it's bad when your old computer starts making police siren noises.

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon I think the gems are like the dangley bits off a tacky lamp.

Any more balls and this guy will have some infinity gauntlet or some MCU shit

#monsterdon

3 down, 2 to go. OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD! #monsterdon

OVERLOAD

OVERLOAD

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

holy shit did they just take great pains to slow-mo show us that the mummy means no harm and has just been trying to recollect its orbs. #MummyRedemptionArc #MummyIntegrationIntoModernSocietyArc #monsterdon

@Lazarou survived, and it looks like she didn't even get fungus'd!

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

She .... fell for the mummy.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

oh no she survived #monsterdon

#monsterdon You can run, but I can crawl faster than you!

wow, she survived!

#Monsterdon

Her arm has swollen up in panic and she can't get the bracelet off (which was eaily removable before).

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

now come ON

did he teleport?

#monsterdon