@ottaross i think he needs to see naked boobs to float #monsterdon

They could have just made this a mummy movie without the sci-fi stuff (what little there is)
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What's holding him in the air? Is something attached to the wall or.. oh.. oh no. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Ohhhhh, I see

The mummy is a pervert

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I too borrow my roommate's jewelry to take a shower.

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Man, even the MONSTER in this movie is a pervert. #Monsterdon

still not sure why this is called 'time walker.' i think 'slow walker' would have been more accurate

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@MatthewTitus88 I think God stopped paying attention and moved on to other things 15 minutes ago

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Again, time walker likes to watch.

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@Zerofactorial starlike social graph topology with a fully connected male component and orbiting isolated constellations of women is etched into the laws of masculinity #monsterdon

I hope we get to see this guy before the comet flies him back home. #Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial This movie actually is decent on race stuff, but gender is... eugh...

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I mean. She could have just not jumped off the ladder… #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I've said it before I'll say it again: great film #monsterdon

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"archaeology transformer inactive"?

Imagine being the facilities manager who greenlit using an Atari 800 to make sounds and graphics like that when there's an electrical fault.

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so why didn't you just give him the bracelet? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon And this is the same universe as The Fog in 1980... with the cars all freaking out…

Oh it's bad when your old computer starts making police siren noises.

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#monsterdon I think the gems are like the dangley bits off a tacky lamp.

Any more balls and this guy will have some infinity gauntlet or some MCU shit

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3 down, 2 to go. OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD! #monsterdon

OVERLOAD

OVERLOAD

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holy shit did they just take great pains to slow-mo show us that the mummy means no harm and has just been trying to recollect its orbs. #MummyRedemptionArc #MummyIntegrationIntoModernSocietyArc #monsterdon

@Lazarou survived, and it looks like she didn't even get fungus'd!

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She .... fell for the mummy.

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oh no she survived #monsterdon

#monsterdon You can run, but I can crawl faster than you!

wow, she survived!

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now come ON

did he teleport?

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#monsterdon She's about to make a logical connection.

boy is she stupid #Monsterdon

IRL survival tip: Elevators are bad escape routes. Your persuer can easily go down stairs faster than the elevator, and it's pretty obvious where you get off.

If able, take the stairs.

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ok if she starts running into the dark lit by the light of the glowing mummy necklace that will be the end of me #monsterdon

#monsterdon In a monster movie scenario, you really want to take the stairs.

@Taweret Apparently it feels hot too? According to someone earlier. I think the writer forgot this factoid by this stage of the movie though.

I mean, I'd be suspecting it had radiation or something at this point personally. 😆

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curse this abundance of lab space and its long hallways!

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Well, at least the pace of all the meandering has picked up #Monsterdon

It's like I have some sort of death beacon on my wrist! #Monsterdon

If only she thought to remove the bracelet.

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glowing mummy in the library timestamp drop #monsterdon

It's less a wee-woo machine and more a... wao-wao machine. Very unusual! Clearly alien.

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Im sorry, I thought they were just in the office and the mummy busted in but was it a dream? #Monsterdon

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awww, the old microfiche machines! I miss them.

Right next to Pulsars, Friend or Foe, she'll find a book about mummies with schematics trapped in crystals

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@nazokiyoubinbou @rl_dane it's the secret BEST show

(I forget if that reference will land as of S3E10 or if you had to get to S4)

If you are going to miss #Monsterdon this is a worthy excuse

@saucerlost Dick Miller would cost more than the rest of the cast combined.

(And be worth it.)

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Kids today and their comets and their observatories. Humbug!

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"Comet?"

Is that where this is going? Are we going to bump into Robert Beltran?

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Microfiche! We're actually using microfiche!

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@Violinknitter I was thinking about posting through making fun of a romance novel I was told had atrociously bad talk about lab work and I think I'm passing on it because that's the romance in question.

I've read my share of romance novels, but that particular trope, once you've been through academia, is just a no.

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@apLundell yeah fuck this guy

not like that though

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That janitor won an oscar
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Reminder that this movie predates arxiv by 9 years.

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Yeah Susie, go to the astronomy building and find out what they have on ancient phenomena, that won't take you long, you can definitely do that in a day

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suzie has doe a very weird thing with her hair this morning and I cannot blame her but she needs to get tf out of this movie

Why is she STILL WEARING THE BRACELET!?? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

@Newpa_Hasai

Gamal NASA, prime minister of Egypt

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An ancient Egyptian ham radio, that tracks

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@Lazarou It's wild that the story seems to think it's perfectly fine.

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…

Is the movie still going, or did I go insane?

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@infinimatt it me. I’m the #Monsterdon!

#monsterdon So, just so we're clear, she's a student, right?

One of his students?

@CactuarJoe just felt like we'd skipped a scene or something frankly... #Monsterdon

For a professor who's fucking her, he's awfully blase about some rando giving her a present. #Monsterdon

That's a slightly odd pronunciation of "NASA"

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@culturednyc ahhh it's stuck in my head now

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I Do. Not. Like. this professor/student relationship

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@JoeWynne I guess it depends on the definition of "awkward" huh

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Is it just me or has the Mummy-Vision™ got even more lurid as the movie progressed

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The mummy sure spends a lot of time in the plumbing zone.

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I want to see Bruce die
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@Somarasu he must be overreacting! --dad #monsterdon

I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was definitely aliens
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#monsterdon I love when higher ed types moan about losing money. They look like milquetoast sounds.

the closest i can come is

and the rest are interchangeable #monsterdon

Oh I get it. Ken is wearing a tie because he's dressing for the job he wants. He wants University President Peter Thiel's seat on the Dean's desk. #Monsterdon

feels like fuzzy jacket guy is the only guy trying to act in this nonsense

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Imhotep just wants to go home. :blobcat_brokenheart: #monsterdon

Typhoid Mummy
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Ankh Van Halen?! EXCELLENT! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

#monsterdon Now we’re skidding into “AWIENS!”

#monsterdon brb working on my "4 travelling alien ambassador moondust mummy howling moon" T-shirt design.

@wohali Only accredited murders here

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Is the mummy also a werewolf? Then we could have all of the films.

Hey boss. I seen a sign. It's right there in letters big enough for the audience to see.
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oh haha like this place is accredited! #Monsterdon

I beg your pardon. You're addressing the president of an accredited university.

Oh man, we're really talking to someone high up now!

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The Shari Belafonte character has a very limited role.

I think they got her into the project last minute and didn't have any time to work her into the plot

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oh well, an ACCREDITED university! See, I thought it was just a university. I'm so sorry, dear sir, we don't need to worry about murders at THIS august institution

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#monsterdon Mummy goes AWOO!

Oh, mooning the mummy, are we?

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let me be clear i have yet to discern any distinct characters and am perceiving this movie as a disconnected fluid of line delivery where every person is brand new in every scene #monsterdon

They tried to do the Safety Dance but failed miserably #Monsterdon

at Anytown University we made sure to put the archaeology department inside a nuclear reactor, just in case #monsterdon

@whiskeysailor Don't ask about the Reed College reactor then. They only have undergrads.

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@Lazarou

Senator? Prime Minister?

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Such a boring #Monsterdon I'm paying more attention to my Bingo card.

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That is a very professional REACTOR COMPLEX sign on the door.

what are you even dancing to? #Monsterdon