these bad guys should be using small-unit tactics. like one set covers for another set with small-arms-fire or something.

#monsterdon #WrongWalker

YES! Red Insect, use Acid!

#monsterdon #WrongWalker

you'd think the insect would be using Praying Mantis style....

#monsterdon #WrongWalker

Coming up next, on It's CHiPs....

#monsterdon #superinframan

that almost sounded like the C.H.I.P.S. theme song was gonna start playing

#monsterdon #WrongWalker

woah I dig that jacket

#monsterdon #WrongWalker

awrite made it. just in time to see... a heist?

#monsterdon #WrongWalker

The year is about to be 2026 and we still don't have shiny silver jumpsuits!
#monsterdon #superinframan

Glacial Queen my butt. She's Princess Dragon Mom.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan

@RobynGoodfellow i heard he peaked ;) #monsterdon

The director got an early release copy of Adobe Premier.
#monsterdon #superinframan

@diazona @skatem @paco I'm the guy on the left's missing top button which he probably would have replaced with a cool glowing mummy ball if anyone had been nice enough to give him a mummy ball

#monsterdon

She laid down after I could get my phone of course. But now kitty is watching with me.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan #desktoys #Transformers

Well anyway that was fun, and frankly, more fun than watching it on mst3k so good job team

another movie launched into the cornfield

of space

i promise you there's a cornfield out there in space, ultrapipi told me about it

and as always, thanks to @Taweret for hosting ^_^

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Princess. Dragon. Mom.
She is the best villainess to ever.
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan

Eeee! Giant exploding jelly bean squid thing! #monsterdon #SuperInframan

Same energy:

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

After ten thousand years Princess Dragon Mom is free! Time to conquer Earth!
#Monsterdon #SuperInframan

@Bluedepth Time Walker, Texas Ranger: The Series

#Monsterdon

So in the first minute a dinosaur crash lands on a street, vanishes, causes an earth quake and the city burns down. Good start. #monsterdon #WrongWalker #InfraMan

I was SO close

(there was definitely some exposition but I don't think it ever rose to the level of "copious")

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker #MonsterdonBingo

anyway that was really bad but i had a tonne of fun watching this with all of you #monsterdon folks!

thanks again @Taweret for hosting!

The mummy was playing a video game and he finally won!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
so "Time Walker" better than "the Asphyx"?

Yeah. But like, barely.

#monsterdon #SuperInframan
I am digging the soundtrack

#Monsterdon

Mummy Aliens love thier Lee press on nails.

#monsterdon Surprisingly, I didn't fall asleep!

TBC hehehe. #Monsterdon

Well at least that one guy is going to die horribly (of fungus) #Monsterdon

And it ends with another Raider’s rip off. Ugh. #monsterdon

#monsterdon why would you take a bullet for this fuckin mummy???

@Somarasu Not to get nitpicky, but did anybody walk time in this whole film?
#monsterdon

Seriously, the hubris of “to be continued…” is astounding.

#Monsterdon

I guess we are done with #monsterdon for 2025. Well, see you all next year for a fresh one!

@flowerpot if you’re going to wear jewelry, be able to take it off in a hurry because it might belong to a killer space mummy #Monsterdon

Ok, so we have officially confirmed it now that the movie is over.

The "time walker" in no way whatsoever traveled or controlled time. It died once, then was able to be reborn thousands of years later thanks to a fortuitous accident.

That's it. No time travel. Just normal forward motion at 1x speed.

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

@davesdogmaggie

Shall we organize a Kickstarter for the sequel?

#Monsterdon

Buffy the mummy slayer!
#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie That's the question. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

So....what happened to Sherrie in the hospital x-ray room? Alive, dead, other? #monsterdon

Okay fam, that movie was terrible but you were awesome as always. Same time next week?

Don't forget to vote tomorrow. Take care of each other. Be kind. Imma go sleepy-bye now

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

He chose disintegration rather than continue living on earth.

"Wow, your own people shot you! Oh, you want to die with me? Okay. Just take my hand..."

#Monsterdon

A true abrupt #Monsterdon ending. Thank you @Taweret for hosting.

I hope everyone has a happy new year!

@Louisa There was a dog at the party.

#Monsterdon

The space mummy with green STDs fucked off into a sequel? That sure is a new kinda ending for Monsterdon. It's like fusing five of the dumbest endings into one.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

The moral of the story is that if you're making a movie and have access to a box full of rats, you go ahead and put rats in that movie regardless of what it's about #monsterdon

#monsterdon I wonder what other Alien needs to GTFO from here movie appeared in 1982.

Anyway I understand when they needed young Drew Barrymore to cry onscreen during that other movie they'd walk her over to the studio where they were filming this one.

The device! It’s an orgone harvester! #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

When?

When will it be continued dammit!

#Monsterdon

anyway, this concludes a #monsterdon thread for Time Walker (1982)!

basically, a bunch of stuff happened, but this movie was not one for backstory.

or connecting plots.

looking forward to the sequel in 3000 years #Monsterdon

What they were thinking? A pilot to a series?
#monsterdon
#timetraveler

Time Walker (1982): 4/5

an instant, nonsensical classic, hampered only by the preponderance of indistinguishable Guys #monsterdon #MonsterdonReviews

Don't blame me.
I voted for Critters 4!
#monsterdon

dayum I can't wait for the sequel!! #Monsterdon

To be continued... ? The world may never know how many crystals licks it will take to traverse time and space! #monsterdon

Time Walker 2: Electric Buggaloo

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

That’s it?? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

To be continued????

RyanReynoldsButwhy.jpg

TO BE CONTINUED!
WHAT IN TEH FUCK!?
Okay I rememebred all the big stuff from this movie from seeing it as a kid, but I did not remember that ending teaser nonsense wtf
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Dumbass put the crystal in the wrong socket… #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

to be CONTINUED?? #monsterdon

The real Time Walker was the friend we made along the way 👽

#Monsterdon

Wait, rofl, what? "To be continued?"

Lol, there was a -1000% chance this movie would ever have a sequel. 😆 There is no way they didn't know that. 🤣

#Monsterdon

oh that alien's got some NAILS, damn

#monsterdon

Sheri Belafonte being so beautiful and also looking just like her dad really crosses my wires #Monsterdon

That's a good 3000 years without a manicure, clearly

#monsterdon

This is what the Heaven's Gate cult believes in. No, really.

#monsterdon #timewalker

why would you touch him #monsterdon

#monsterdon

ACAB. Remember that. alien mummy time traverler with fungus.

He's so muppety. #Monsterdon

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah YES HOLY SHIT WHO IS THIS GUY THAT GOT SHOT AND WHY #monsterdon

Snap the pic THEN get all awestruck. Come on!

#Monsterdon #Timewalker1982

Ah, the alien just needed a good pentode

#monsterdon #TimeWalker

Mummy is cool with flash photography.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

the mummy is like "you idiot, don't you know how to use a mummy confabulator?"

#monsterdon

Your move. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon everyone still alive gathers together to watch the mummy ascend to heaven

#monsterdon It's a shame this guy can't act.

It's like he's treating his lines as a list of words one after another.

I haz all da jewels
#monsterdon

This scene feels .... producer driven. Someone felt the stakes needed raised BEFORE a murderous alien sauntered in. #Monsterdon

The Mummy is setting up a game of space checkers.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

whgo in the everloving fuck are these guys and why are they doing things that seem to be plotlike in the middle of my mummy returning home sequence #monsterdon

Wait, the mummy can TK the crystals? Then why is it grabbing people all over the fucking place?

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

"I'm just here to steal your necklace, lady. I already know I'm ugly. Calm down."

#Monsterdon

Got worried there for a sec mummy was going to throw the hair dryer into the bath #monsterdon

Okay, the mummy has force powers

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

I hate the Director of Photography so bad rn #Monsterdon

Gravity is not a concern for the mummy #monsterdon

@ottaross i think he needs to see naked boobs to float #monsterdon

They could have just made this a mummy movie without the sci-fi stuff (what little there is)
#monsterdon

What's holding him in the air? Is something attached to the wall or.. oh.. oh no. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Ohhhhh, I see

The mummy is a pervert

#Monsterdon

I too borrow my roommate's jewelry to take a shower.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

Man, even the MONSTER in this movie is a pervert. #Monsterdon

still not sure why this is called 'time walker.' i think 'slow walker' would have been more accurate

#monsterdon

@MatthewTitus88 I think God stopped paying attention and moved on to other things 15 minutes ago

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker

Again, time walker likes to watch.

#Monsterdon #TimeWalker1982

@Zerofactorial starlike social graph topology with a fully connected male component and orbiting isolated constellations of women is etched into the laws of masculinity #monsterdon