Brad
bk1e
The pulsing light bulbs are giving me Exorcist II: The Heretic vibes.
gwildor
jivens@beige.party
Archaeology Transformer Inoperative//
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse
Please don't run nuclear reactors on home computers. Please?
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
is this dumbest character we're seen in a movie? possibly #Monsterdon
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
Okay, but the mummy just yoinked the crystal. She clearly jumped off.
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@_L1vY_ Probably depends on the alien
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
That's it girl get in the ducts, make a comment about TV dinners
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
mummies in elevators, breaking it up while it's going down...
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
The mummy is making an impressive amount of progress for being unable to run
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
"okay well...loop the hallway again!"
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
Oh, we finally have a chase
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
BOOKS! THE BEST WEAPONS IN THE WORLD!
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
@SnoopJ Well, they'd have a lower band gap "You brought us Nickleback?!" #WrongMovie #monsterdon
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
they got so much old shit in this room it's like my office
Brad
bk1e
βYou donβt think itβs walking around on its own, do you?β
*cut to POV of mummy walking around on its own*
π¦π¦ J Riley πͺΏ
ohiofi
Yeah I got a PhDβ¦ a Pharaohβs Holographic Diamond
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Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
"THE MAGIC POWER OF CRYSTALS"
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
OMG the mummy really *was* an electrician, he had alien circuit diagrams
pngwen
pngwen@mastodon.sdf.org
You know, faculty handbooks have entire chapters devoted to this sort of thing. #Monsterdon
cultured nyc πΊπ¦
culturednyc
πΆGimme some MummyπΆ
Tucker McKnight
tuckerm@saltylike.us
Far from the greatest sin going on here but the volume mixing is a little α΅ α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅ Λ’α΅α΅α΅α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅Λ’ α΅βΏα΅ α΅Λ‘Λ’α΅ αΆ α΅βΏα΅α΅Λ’ Κ²α΅Λ’α΅ Λ’α΅α΅βΏα΅α΅α΅ Λ‘αΆ¦α΅α΅ αΆ α΅αΆα΅α΅Λ’
SamsaG
samsagreg
these are some serious academics, man #monsterdon
TheREALPaulJohnson
RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net
Dude! "I'm looking for a murderer" That's ERASERHEAD! He was also in Assault on Precinct 13 #Monsterdon #TimeWalker
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
'You're addressing the president of an accredited University!'
bobert
combatwombat@hachyderm.io
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allanb
It can be fatal, especially when we try to treat you
So many dynamos
Zerofactorial@noc.social
"Every bone in his body was broken" - show, don't tell #monsterdon
Mother Bones
_L1vY_@mstdn.social
I did imagine college would be like this. Everyone dressed up in turtlenecks and sport coats and slacks, being all stiffly intellectual, focused on serious academics, yet witty and sexy.
Solarbird :flag_cascadia:
moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
Overheated Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
The power company runs on a TRS-80.
I Value the Goose
paco@infosec.exchange
does the dog pledge dot com
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
thank you time mummy for turning the music off #monsterdon
π¦π¦ J Riley πͺΏ
ohiofi
Time Balls
cultured nyc πΊπ¦
culturednyc
<Six Million Dollar Man noise>
otheorange_tag
otheorange_tag@mstdn.social
@ottaross Maybe he's traveling at 1 second per second? --dad (Shutup dad!) #monsterdon
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
She went with the giant in the tiny car, such is life...
bunnyhero
bunnyhero@timeloop.cafe
conquest_of_biscuits
conquest_of_biscuits
#monsterdon
Is this how everyone danced in the 80s?
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
That poor dog should not be in that frat party
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
damn this song sucks #monsterdon
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
Time for everyone to...
Nazo
nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social
Wait, what the...
Maybe this alien IS evolved. It apparently travels on a Segway back in 1982.
saucerlost
Oh god I WISH we were watching Coneheads
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
lol @ the cops screaming at rats and running away like silly girls
Mister Softie :dp_knife:
whiskeysailor@sickos.lol
Yeah, I think a student dating a professor is an issue actually
#monsterdon
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
that's what happens when you drink too much mountain dew #monsterdon #timewalker1982
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
I think dating the Professor is probably the Universities' business frankly...
bobert
combatwombat@hachyderm.io
X-Rays put the fun in fungus πβπ« #monsterdon
SamsaG
samsagreg
@diazona π π π I'm down with the Egyptology - my kinda science #monsterdon
Mother Bones
_L1vY_@mstdn.social
Even Willoughby can't resist roughing up a traumatized WITNESS
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
The black tarry substance is kinda a DIY shoggoth, right?
Proto Himbo European
guyjantic@infosec.exchange
Does this film escape a Bechdel Test failure if we see two women talk about the mummy? Does he count as a man?
Overheated Owlbear
cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza
I agree with Ken. It's an unbelievable concept.
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
SURGICAL LASERS MENTIONED
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
What's with Haircut's Nemesis anyway? Who's he working for? The Romulans?
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
"CLOSED" sign isn't big enough
Bluedepth
#monsterdon The good captain just wants compliance, and he wants to use his nightstick to obtain it! Maybe a plunger! Maybe a whole lawn rake! JAMMED UP DEEP! Someone quick play Yakkity Sax and make this atrocity hilarious!!!
Proto Himbo European
guyjantic@infosec.exchange
Every time Richard Pryor is on screen you can see him physically struggling not to make jokes about cocaine.
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
lol, of course the Cop choose a Black guy first....
SnoopJ
SnoopJ@hachyderm.io
Ah, your necklace is glowing *and* warm? Well, that seems fine, nothing amiss there.
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
frottage so heavy you gotta wear protective clothing
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
"Greg, you've got a face like a pork roast." #Monsterdon
Ross of Ottawa
ottaross
Looks like a superman origin story going on in the baby crib
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
"Didn't hear the warning, was fingering the babysitter"
The Mummy cares not for your excuses
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allanb
@paco Directors who need to see two faces show up in the window, probably
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
@CactuarJoe Sounds more fun tbh
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
"Hmm. Xanthor is summoning me"
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Sheri doesnβt quite know how silverware works.
Tucker McKnight
tuckerm@saltylike.us
"Nine different kinds of forks" is my new favorite way of saying that something is pretentious.
Void Chicken
Taweret@timeloop.cafe
the time mummy is probably doing something cool rn #monsterdon
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
the mummy has gotten zero screen time and I'm very much rooting for the mummy vs all of these dummies
strangefour with the Pleiades
strangefour@retro.pizza
Spreading around the cubic zirconia that he couldn't sell is a horrible idea, but a good plot gimmick.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ
Lazarou
This Jewels plotline is not paying off
saucerlost
This guy realizing what kinda movie he's in
jonny (nonvenomous)
jonny@neuromatch.social
Goofs: the radio DJ jokes about a rent crisis despite the movie being set in 1982 and not right now #monsterdon
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
...Uh, well, I'm sure that shot through the grate was very important and portentious, but... I have no idea what it WAS. #Monsterdon
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
How many drugs is that student on that he's not demanding they cut off his arm already
Dan :tux:
WastelandWandrr@freeradical.zone
#monsterdon We'll expose you when You're all mummyfied!
klu9
klu9@ohai.social
Ross of Ottawa
ottaross
"Amputate before it goes any further β now I'm going for lunch"
Mother Bones
_L1vY_@mstdn.social
Just close the frat house anyway.
starkraving666
starkraving666@jorts.horse
YOUR nucleus is unstable!! #monsterdon #timewalker1982
Ysengrin Blackpaw π WPAFW
YsengrinWolf@meow.social
The fungus doubles in size every 65 minutes. Does this mean we're going to get a 60-foot mummy?
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
"There was a mummy in my apartment. He had a mechanical arm. You find that mummy! Find that mummy!"
rj
arrjay@tacobelllabs.net
low budget Andromeda Strain?
AmyFou ποΈ
amyfou@lingo.lol
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
that literally every administrator at this university has the wrong priorities and is incompetent is not as super unrealistic as we might wish
Ross of Ottawa
ottaross
Looks like Janitor Jim is our first victim
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza
Mummy's gonna eat the janitor's liver. #Monsterdon
Ross of Ottawa
ottaross
Our mummy has a penchant for plumbing
David Zaslavsky
diazona@techhub.social
I think this is a justifiable bingo
Paco Hope
paco@infosec.exchange
So by accusing every frat house and threatening to shut them all down, you've basically invited an army of incompetent Scooby gangs to go hunt for your mummy.
#monsterdon
Blake C. Stacey
bstacey@icosahedron.website
"I think the city police should be brought into this. We need to up the movie's body count"
raptop (π― π· πππ)
Newpa_Hasai
And the tomb was empty. And they were afraid.
Hollie
hollie@social.coop
Yes offer the investigation job to the fraternity houses, they're so good at covering things up surely they can work the other direction given proper motivation
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allanb
Frat houses are involved? Noooooooooooooooooooo
Rob Ricci
ricci@discuss.systems
Why are you so sure the mummy would join a fraternity bowtie man?
LA Sooner
MatthewTitus88
James Karen. I always think of Wall Street. "Well, somebody's got to pay. Isn't gonna be me." #monsterdon
Judgment Dave
davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social
Changing my handle to Toot Uncommon.