#monsterdon This isn't the first fast-zombie/mummy movie is it? It can't be...
Also, that's not how it works dude, you gotta jump the pegs like they're checkers until there's just the one left, they put the instruction on the bottom of the thing.
@SnoopJ it's like Tron.
The pulsing light bulbs are giving me Exorcist II: The Heretic vibes.
Archaeology Transformer Inoperative//
Please don't run nuclear reactors on home computers. Please?
is this dumbest character we're seen in a movie? possibly #Monsterdon
Okay, but the mummy just yoinked the crystal. She clearly jumped off.
@_L1vY_ Probably depends on the alien
That's it girl get in the ducts, make a comment about TV dinners
mummies in elevators, breaking it up while it's going down...
The mummy is making an impressive amount of progress for being unable to run
"okay well...loop the hallway again!"
Oh, we finally have a chase
BOOKS! THE BEST WEAPONS IN THE WORLD!
@SnoopJ Well, they'd have a lower band gap "You brought us Nickleback?!" #WrongMovie #monsterdon
they got so much old shit in this room it's like my office
βYou donβt think itβs walking around on its own, do you?β
*cut to POV of mummy walking around on its own*
Yeah I got a PhDβ¦ a Pharaohβs Holographic Diamond
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"THE MAGIC POWER OF CRYSTALS"
OMG the mummy really *was* an electrician, he had alien circuit diagrams
You know, faculty handbooks have entire chapters devoted to this sort of thing. #Monsterdon
πΆGimme some MummyπΆ
Far from the greatest sin going on here but the volume mixing is a little α΅ α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅ Λ’α΅α΅α΅α΅αΆ¦α΅α΅Λ’ α΅βΏα΅ α΅Λ‘Λ’α΅ αΆ α΅βΏα΅α΅Λ’ Κ²α΅Λ’α΅ Λ’α΅α΅βΏα΅α΅α΅ Λ‘αΆ¦α΅α΅ αΆ α΅αΆα΅α΅Λ’
these are some serious academics, man #monsterdon
Dude! "I'm looking for a murderer" That's ERASERHEAD! He was also in Assault on Precinct 13 #Monsterdon #TimeWalker
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
'You're addressing the president of an accredited University!'
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It can be fatal, especially when we try to treat you
"Every bone in his body was broken" - show, don't tell #monsterdon
I did imagine college would be like this. Everyone dressed up in turtlenecks and sport coats and slacks, being all stiffly intellectual, focused on serious academics, yet witty and sexy.
The power company runs on a TRS-80.
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thank you time mummy for turning the music off #monsterdon
Time Balls
<Six Million Dollar Man noise>
@ottaross Maybe he's traveling at 1 second per second? --dad (Shutup dad!) #monsterdon
She went with the giant in the tiny car, such is life...
#monsterdon
Is this how everyone danced in the 80s?
That poor dog should not be in that frat party
damn this song sucks #monsterdon
Time for everyone to...
Wait, what the...
Maybe this alien IS evolved. It apparently travels on a Segway back in 1982.
Oh god I WISH we were watching Coneheads
lol @ the cops screaming at rats and running away like silly girls
Yeah, I think a student dating a professor is an issue actually
#monsterdon
that's what happens when you drink too much mountain dew #monsterdon #timewalker1982
I think dating the Professor is probably the Universities' business frankly...
X-Rays put the fun in fungus πβπ« #monsterdon
Even Willoughby can't resist roughing up a traumatized WITNESS
The black tarry substance is kinda a DIY shoggoth, right?
Does this film escape a Bechdel Test failure if we see two women talk about the mummy? Does he count as a man?
I agree with Ken. It's an unbelievable concept.
SURGICAL LASERS MENTIONED
What's with Haircut's Nemesis anyway? Who's he working for? The Romulans?
"CLOSED" sign isn't big enough
#monsterdon The good captain just wants compliance, and he wants to use his nightstick to obtain it! Maybe a plunger! Maybe a whole lawn rake! JAMMED UP DEEP! Someone quick play Yakkity Sax and make this atrocity hilarious!!!
Every time Richard Pryor is on screen you can see him physically struggling not to make jokes about cocaine.
lol, of course the Cop choose a Black guy first....
Ah, your necklace is glowing *and* warm? Well, that seems fine, nothing amiss there.
frottage so heavy you gotta wear protective clothing
"Greg, you've got a face like a pork roast." #Monsterdon
Looks like a superman origin story going on in the baby crib
"Didn't hear the warning, was fingering the babysitter"
The Mummy cares not for your excuses
@paco Directors who need to see two faces show up in the window, probably
@CactuarJoe Sounds more fun tbh
"Hmm. Xanthor is summoning me"
Sheri doesnβt quite know how silverware works.
"Nine different kinds of forks" is my new favorite way of saying that something is pretentious.
the time mummy is probably doing something cool rn #monsterdon
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
the mummy has gotten zero screen time and I'm very much rooting for the mummy vs all of these dummies
Spreading around the cubic zirconia that he couldn't sell is a horrible idea, but a good plot gimmick.
#Monsterdon #TimeWalker
what couple sits like that in a restaurant?
This guy realizing what kinda movie he's in
Goofs: the radio DJ jokes about a rent crisis despite the movie being set in 1982 and not right now #monsterdon
...Uh, well, I'm sure that shot through the grate was very important and portentious, but... I have no idea what it WAS. #Monsterdon
How many drugs is that student on that he's not demanding they cut off his arm already
#monsterdon We'll expose you when You're all mummyfied!
"Amputate before it goes any further β now I'm going for lunch"
Just close the frat house anyway.
YOUR nucleus is unstable!! #monsterdon #timewalker1982
The fungus doubles in size every 65 minutes. Does this mean we're going to get a 60-foot mummy?
"There was a mummy in my apartment. He had a mechanical arm. You find that mummy! Find that mummy!"
low budget Andromeda Strain?
#Monsterdon π β’οΈ β³πΆββοΈββ‘οΈ π±
that literally every administrator at this university has the wrong priorities and is incompetent is not as super unrealistic as we might wish
Looks like Janitor Jim is our first victim
Mummy's gonna eat the janitor's liver. #Monsterdon
Our mummy has a penchant for plumbing
I think this is a justifiable bingo
So by accusing every frat house and threatening to shut them all down, you've basically invited an army of incompetent Scooby gangs to go hunt for your mummy.
#monsterdon
"I think the city police should be brought into this. We need to up the movie's body count"
And the tomb was empty. And they were afraid.
Yes offer the investigation job to the fraternity houses, they're so good at covering things up surely they can work the other direction given proper motivation
Frat houses are involved? Noooooooooooooooooooo
Why are you so sure the mummy would join a fraternity bowtie man?
James Karen. I always think of Wall Street. "Well, somebody's got to pay. Isn't gonna be me." #monsterdon
