I think dating the Professor is probably the Universities' business frankly...

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X-Rays put the fun in fungus 🍄‍🟫 #monsterdon

Even Willoughby can't resist roughing up a traumatized WITNESS

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The black tarry substance is kinda a DIY shoggoth, right?

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Does this film escape a Bechdel Test failure if we see two women talk about the mummy? Does he count as a man?

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I agree with Ken. It's an unbelievable concept.

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SURGICAL LASERS MENTIONED

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What's with Haircut's Nemesis anyway? Who's he working for? The Romulans?

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"CLOSED" sign isn't big enough

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#monsterdon The good captain just wants compliance, and he wants to use his nightstick to obtain it! Maybe a plunger! Maybe a whole lawn rake! JAMMED UP DEEP! Someone quick play Yakkity Sax and make this atrocity hilarious!!!

Every time Richard Pryor is on screen you can see him physically struggling not to make jokes about cocaine.

#TimeWalker1982 #Monsterdon

lol, of course the Cop choose a Black guy first....

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Ah, your necklace is glowing *and* warm? Well, that seems fine, nothing amiss there.

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frottage so heavy you gotta wear protective clothing

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"Greg, you've got a face like a pork roast." #Monsterdon

Looks like a superman origin story going on in the baby crib

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"Didn't hear the warning, was fingering the babysitter"

The Mummy cares not for your excuses

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@paco Directors who need to see two faces show up in the window, probably

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@CactuarJoe Sounds more fun tbh

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"Hmm. Xanthor is summoning me"

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Sheri doesn’t quite know how silverware works.

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"Nine different kinds of forks" is my new favorite way of saying that something is pretentious.

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the time mummy is probably doing something cool rn #monsterdon

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the mummy has gotten zero screen time and I'm very much rooting for the mummy vs all of these dummies

Spreading around the cubic zirconia that he couldn't sell is a horrible idea, but a good plot gimmick.
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what couple sits like that in a restaurant?

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Goofs: the radio DJ jokes about a rent crisis despite the movie being set in 1982 and not right now #monsterdon

...Uh, well, I'm sure that shot through the grate was very important and portentious, but... I have no idea what it WAS. #Monsterdon

How many drugs is that student on that he's not demanding they cut off his arm already

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@ohiofi

Boobs Walker

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"Amputate before it goes any further – now I'm going for lunch"

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Just close the frat house anyway.

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YOUR nucleus is unstable!! #monsterdon #timewalker1982

The fungus doubles in size every 65 minutes. Does this mean we're going to get a 60-foot mummy?

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"There was a mummy in my apartment. He had a mechanical arm. You find that mummy! Find that mummy!"

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low budget Andromeda Strain?

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that literally every administrator at this university has the wrong priorities and is incompetent is not as super unrealistic as we might wish

Looks like Janitor Jim is our first victim

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Our mummy has a penchant for plumbing

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I think this is a justifiable bingo

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So by accusing every frat house and threatening to shut them all down, you've basically invited an army of incompetent Scooby gangs to go hunt for your mummy.
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"I think the city police should be brought into this. We need to up the movie's body count"

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And the tomb was empty. And they were afraid.

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Yes offer the investigation job to the fraternity houses, they're so good at covering things up surely they can work the other direction given proper motivation

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Frat houses are involved? Noooooooooooooooooooo

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Why are you so sure the mummy would join a fraternity bowtie man?

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James Karen. I always think of Wall Street. "Well, somebody's got to pay. Isn't gonna be me." #monsterdon

Changing my handle to Toot Uncommon.

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"Yeah, we raided another tomb! Stole the poor bastard's tennis rackets!" #Monsterdon

'we tried warning you about this!'

'you yell fungus we got a panic on our hands on the 4th of july!'

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[Obvious startlement, jumps a foot] "Oh, did I STARTLE YOU??" 😂

But he deserves it.

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stop touching the green mystery stuff

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lol, serves you right for touching mold, as a student you should have encountered that stuff by now...

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Are we sure this movie is from 1982? No one is smoking and all the women are clothed.

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#Monsterdon #TimeWalker green goo!

If I had travelled forward when I was in HS and seen a pidture of Trump in the oval office I would have wondered which SNL cast member was playing him....#monsterdon

Let's have some mummy rampaging. #monsterdon

“What’s this stuff?”

“Some cereal… supposed to be good for you…”

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Mummy scat.

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@_L1vY_ I mean, yeah, that would be fitting

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@Taweret It's ted

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@Taweret I'm assigning, "Hank", Hank the mummy

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@moira kind of into the idea of pondering Time Walker: The Etching

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Don't fuck with the mummy's dice.

Gamers get pissy about their dice.

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PLOT TWIST!! Those aren't diamonds, they're mummy eggs. Unhatched baby mummies. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

But will that metal plate fit on a stargate chevron?

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@ottaross

I wonder what are the hieroglyphics for "IKEA"

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This mummy has great insurance

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You ALLLL have had enough radiation for one night!

And those plates are fucking ruined, you dolt

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This begs the question. Are all archeologists douchebags? OR Are all 80s guys douchebags?

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So radiation is tonight's monster hamburger helper!! #monsterdon

Just about done slathering the pathogen all over me Doc!

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When I go, *I* want a tasty burial!

(Oh, "hasty")

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This guy looks like Ryan O Neil's stand-in

I'm not getting "Professor' vibes off him though.....

Michael's the first to turn into an alien.

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Ok everyone, breathe in deeply!

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i'm sure the lack of controlled atmosphere isn't going to affect any science

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Pretty cool that the Egyptian government let them pillage the site without a lot of hassles, but they are known for that. #monsterdon

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these are terrible archaeologists

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Surprise! Skeleton in a tomb!!! #Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf i did not know king tut had electricity #monsterdon

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These cast names are fantastic. I can't type fast enough to riff on them.

Time Walker: Texas Ranger

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Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages

Of IMHOTEP #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oooh, the still astronomy gallery at the Smithsonian... ohhh la la…

Oh man, this version doesn't have the crappy Film Ventures International credits sequence they had on #MST3k! It's like a whole other movie! :D #Monsterdon

Graphics brought to you by space exploration in the 1970s.

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Nothing can stop him… not even time!

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5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1 ... and over the top with ye!

GO! GO! GO!

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NOW GO #Monsterdon

Chekov's Cave.

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Did her assistant just say, "Shit!" ?!?

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@diazona #monsterdon #WrongWalker

Anyone can grow. They just have to want to, and believe....

Anyone remember this scene from Crank 2?
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Hang on! That final sequence was the end of The Crystal Maze! #Monsterdon

oooh I dig the leaping-hairy-demon. Do we have any idea who that mf is?

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these bad guys should be using small-unit tactics. like one set covers for another set with small-arms-fire or something.

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YES! Red Insect, use Acid!

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you'd think the insect would be using Praying Mantis style....

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Coming up next, on It's CHiPs....

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