Classic "Arsehole Boss With Sneering Underling" there

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That is the worst roping off ever

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professor, it's a shitbox

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Lick it, go ahead!
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"Susie, what are you ideas.....so I can steal them and claim them as my own, you know how this Patriarchy works doll...."

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Oh, those unknown items on the x-ray were the stolen orbs. I'm not used to movies putting this much effort into the plot.

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Wow, four thousand year old chandelier glass. #Monsterdon

How did Haircut know about the secret compartment with the jewels, and what's with his "irradiating mummies" fetish?!

How do you find out you have one of those?

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Well, THAT kid's toast. Green powder exposure already!

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Back when radiation was the magic plot ingredient, it could do anything!
Now it's just "Quantum" this and "Quantum" that.....all that Many Worlds shit that makes the plot go.

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You could've killed that mummy!

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#monsterdon That's right, rub the mystery green stuff into your skin... adorable little extra, you'll be dead soon. Eaten by the same gunk that ate Stephen King in "It Grows On Ya” LOL

anthrax, here y'all help me unwrap all these wrappins h'yuck

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I think a lot of things we're about to see were done in haste

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Green spray paint was rampant in that age #monsterdon

"Ankh Van Haris" doesn't sound any less like "Random Egyptianword Germanic Lastname" if you keep repeating it

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World's creepiest unboxing video

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Loving Linda's purple headband style

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I like Linda's style

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#monsterdon The only thing to survive was the pink lame outfits…

Those are Science Cravats they are wearing

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Thank God the power still works in the tomb

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I'm going to call that "earthquake" a "natural dissaster"

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BARE BULBS OF THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS #Monsterdon

Far out in the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small, unregarded yellow sun... #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe hey I remembered this time! 😂

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@allanb #monsterdon #WrongWalker

Some kinda Chinese. Dunno if it's Mandarin or Cantonese or other...

"I'ma squash you LIKE A BUG!"

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*SQUISH*
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And then there's this hopping laser horned hairy asshole.
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he's pokemon-evolving! Into a Level 2 Inframan!

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@jonny hey WAIT A FUCKING SECOND this scene has actual slow-mo but every other slow-mo in the movie was a slide-show?

WHAT?!

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I am shocked by the lack of Inframan fanart online... How are there not more pics of Princess Dragon Mom?
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So this man is just filled with every sized transistor you could get on one trip to a Radio Shack with $92
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We have Swamp Thing at home
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Take a drink for every time a white VW beetle shows up in a Monsterdon movie.
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@kcarr2015 @SnoopJ That's probably the "refuse to explain" part

but yes I also thought he transported somewhere (probably to a ship) with the professor and the crystal got left behind as a side effect

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@SnoopJ
Wait, did he turn into a crystal at the end? I thought it was some sort of offworld transport?

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#monsterdon Now, if you want a real stab in the heart, the little sock-muppet guy had a teeny tiny little mouth if you caught it. He could never enjoy nachos properly. That's the real shame of this movie.

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Ahhh, after ten thousand years, I'm free!

@Somarasu Personally I liked the steampunky parts of the Asphyx, just not the characters #monsterdon

#monsterdon Technically this could be a Rick Steve's travelogue... "Earth, spent 2000 years, irritated by frat boys and corrupt academics, zero out of five stars, no notes. Avoid, tis a silly place!”

This was my first #Monsterdon and wont be my last! Thanks everyone!

@brooke The studio was like, I think not. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

So, there was _almost_ a plot. And it was university-adjacent, which is always amusing. Thanks, @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for tonight’s #Monsterdon. Hope someone got a bingo out of it!

scott bacula joining the mummy as he traveled back to meet king tut created a spacetime discontinuity, in the sequel scott bacula will find two mummies and one is himself

the script writes itself #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Quantum Peep, if you will #Monsterdon

I am reminded of Count Floyd from SCTV: "Scary, huh kids?" #monsterdon

It's not outrageously bad. It's just inept, dull, and dumb.

Just like your mom.

HEYOOOOOO

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I must note that despite the name that movie featured neither time nor walking

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! I needed that. Now off to the double feature on @miru !

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@apLundell I dunno, we had Invasion of the Star Creatures this year, too. I think there's some stiff competition. #Monsterdon

WHAT DID TIME HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

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Such a moving and thought-provoking masterpiece of cinema. #Monsterdon

I learned nothing from this movie.
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He did die! Excellent ending but pretty dumb film...

Thanks @Taweret and everyone in #monsterdon tonight!

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Welp... that was bad.. please do not CONTINUE.

#monsterdon And it was never continued... wah wah. Little sock muppet and the professor went viiiip off to vapor-town.

And ThAT'S A WRAP

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TO BE CONTINUED

said the director who SERIOUSLY misidentified the desire for a sequel. #Monsterdon

Dude you HAD to have seen that coming

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Whoops, Professor McAdden got assumed into the Ninth Dimension #Monsterdon

Mummy had a secret identity #monsterdon

Beam me up, alien Scotty.

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#monsterdon See? he's a harmless sock muppet!

BEAM ME UP, ANKHMCSCOTTY #Monsterdon

Party mode activated!
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#monsterdon Oooh he completed the set! Now he has the Little Debbie Decoder Ring set, DRINK MORE OVALTINE!!!

"...oh shit, that was wrong. Sorry, hold up." #Monsterdon

I've seen Orbital live too....

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The Atari 800 can be distinguished from the Atari 400, which ran on the same processor, by the latter's touchpad-based keyboard, intended to be proof against spilled beverages.

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Wrong spot, loser. Everyone knows that crystal goes in that slot. Amateur.

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Linda would never steal a mummy's balls

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"I will now perform a short opera....."

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Honestly Alien Mummy, kill them all, just end their misery

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the mummy's dial-home device does look pretty dang good for 1982, I'll say that

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Oh, you think he won't come up through the elevator ceiling, too?

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Well, she only peed her self in the shower
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Again, hardly the first time he's had to ask that. #Monsterdon

Untitled Goose Claim

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oh um, okay, the mummy has extremely short-range telekinesis?

good to know

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lol, wish I had that power on nearby objects of desire

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Look mate, you're not Alfred Hitchcock....

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Putting one's roommate's pendant on before getting into the shower, as one does. #Monsterdon

What's gonna happen if/when mummy gets to phone home? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

I predict gratuitous boobage.
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There certainly is a lot of walking in this film

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Seriously movie? A shower scene? She put on the necklace to take a shower? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

THE HUM OF THE MUM

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@MatthewTitus88 God's got nothing to do with this! #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear this movie is far too hetero-normative for that

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See if it were me, I'd just offer to call the mummy a uber. #Monsterdon

1982, and they still had dial-phones

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So many female characters who never talk to one another on screen #monsterdon

fashion is important everyone, if you don't pay attention to props and costumes then you might miss how some people are wandering around with crystals that behave unlike any known crystalline matter by continuously emitting the loudest most alien sound you have ever heard #monsterdon

@ricci ...dad? #monsterdon

#monsterdon This isn't the first fast-zombie/mummy movie is it? It can't be...

Also, that's not how it works dude, you gotta jump the pegs like they're checkers until there's just the one left, they put the instruction on the bottom of the thing.

@SnoopJ it's like Tron.

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The pulsing light bulbs are giving me Exorcist II: The Heretic vibes.

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