We have Swamp Thing at home
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Take a drink for every time a white VW beetle shows up in a Monsterdon movie.
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@kcarr2015 @SnoopJ That's probably the "refuse to explain" part

but yes I also thought he transported somewhere (probably to a ship) with the professor and the crystal got left behind as a side effect

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@SnoopJ
Wait, did he turn into a crystal at the end? I thought it was some sort of offworld transport?

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#monsterdon Now, if you want a real stab in the heart, the little sock-muppet guy had a teeny tiny little mouth if you caught it. He could never enjoy nachos properly. That's the real shame of this movie.

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Ahhh, after ten thousand years, I'm free!

#monsterdon Technically this could be a Rick Steve's travelogue... "Earth, spent 2000 years, irritated by frat boys and corrupt academics, zero out of five stars, no notes. Avoid, tis a silly place!”

This was my first #Monsterdon and wont be my last! Thanks everyone!

@brooke The studio was like, I think not. #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

So, there was _almost_ a plot. And it was university-adjacent, which is always amusing. Thanks, @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for tonight’s #Monsterdon. Hope someone got a bingo out of it!

scott bacula joining the mummy as he traveled back to meet king tut created a spacetime discontinuity, in the sequel scott bacula will find two mummies and one is himself

the script writes itself #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Quantum Peep, if you will #Monsterdon

I am reminded of Count Floyd from SCTV: "Scary, huh kids?" #monsterdon

It's not outrageously bad. It's just inept, dull, and dumb.

Just like your mom.

HEYOOOOOO

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I must note that despite the name that movie featured neither time nor walking

Thanks as always @Taweret for hosting and everyone for posting! I needed that. Now off to the double feature on @miru !

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@apLundell I dunno, we had Invasion of the Star Creatures this year, too. I think there's some stiff competition. #Monsterdon

WHAT DID TIME HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!

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Such a moving and thought-provoking masterpiece of cinema. #Monsterdon

I learned nothing from this movie.
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Welp... that was bad.. please do not CONTINUE.

#monsterdon And it was never continued... wah wah. Little sock muppet and the professor went viiiip off to vapor-town.

And ThAT'S A WRAP

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Dude you HAD to have seen that coming

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Whoops, Professor McAdden got assumed into the Ninth Dimension #Monsterdon

Mummy had a secret identity #monsterdon

Beam me up, alien Scotty.

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#monsterdon See? he's a harmless sock muppet!

Party mode activated!
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#monsterdon Oooh he completed the set! Now he has the Little Debbie Decoder Ring set, DRINK MORE OVALTINE!!!

I've seen Orbital live too....

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The Atari 800 can be distinguished from the Atari 400, which ran on the same processor, by the latter's touchpad-based keyboard, intended to be proof against spilled beverages.

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Wrong spot, loser. Everyone knows that crystal goes in that slot. Amateur.

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Linda would never steal a mummy's balls

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"I will now perform a short opera....."

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Honestly Alien Mummy, kill them all, just end their misery

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the mummy's dial-home device does look pretty dang good for 1982, I'll say that

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Well, she only peed her self in the shower
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Untitled Goose Claim

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oh um, okay, the mummy has extremely short-range telekinesis?

good to know

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lol, wish I had that power on nearby objects of desire

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Look mate, you're not Alfred Hitchcock....

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Putting one's roommate's pendant on before getting into the shower, as one does. #Monsterdon

What's gonna happen if/when mummy gets to phone home? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker 🤷🏾‍♀️🎥🍿

There certainly is a lot of walking in this film

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Seriously movie? A shower scene? She put on the necklace to take a shower? #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

THE HUM OF THE MUM

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@MatthewTitus88 God's got nothing to do with this! #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear this movie is far too hetero-normative for that

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See if it were me, I'd just offer to call the mummy a uber. #Monsterdon

So many female characters who never talk to one another on screen #monsterdon

fashion is important everyone, if you don't pay attention to props and costumes then you might miss how some people are wandering around with crystals that behave unlike any known crystalline matter by continuously emitting the loudest most alien sound you have ever heard #monsterdon

@ricci ...dad? #monsterdon

#monsterdon This isn't the first fast-zombie/mummy movie is it? It can't be...

Also, that's not how it works dude, you gotta jump the pegs like they're checkers until there's just the one left, they put the instruction on the bottom of the thing.

@SnoopJ it's like Tron.

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The pulsing light bulbs are giving me Exorcist II: The Heretic vibes.

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Archaeology Transformer Inoperative//

Please don't run nuclear reactors on home computers. Please?

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danger! danger! high voltage?

when mummy touches...

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is this dumbest character we're seen in a movie? possibly #Monsterdon

Okay, but the mummy just yoinked the crystal. She clearly jumped off.

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@_L1vY_ Probably depends on the alien

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That's it girl get in the ducts, make a comment about TV dinners

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mummies in elevators, breaking it up while it's going down...

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The mummy is making an impressive amount of progress for being unable to run

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"okay well...loop the hallway again!"

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Oh, we finally have a chase

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BOOKS! THE BEST WEAPONS IN THE WORLD!

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they got so much old shit in this room it's like my office

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“You don’t think it’s walking around on its own, do you?”
*cut to POV of mummy walking around on its own*

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Yeah I got a PhD… a Pharaoh’s Holographic Diamond

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"THE MAGIC POWER OF CRYSTALS"

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OMG the mummy really *was* an electrician, he had alien circuit diagrams

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You know, faculty handbooks have entire chapters devoted to this sort of thing. #Monsterdon

Far from the greatest sin going on here but the volume mixing is a little ᵠᵘᶦᵉᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᶠᵘⁿᵍᵘˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈᵉᵈ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵘˢ

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these are some serious academics, man #monsterdon

Dude! "I'm looking for a murderer" That's ERASERHEAD! He was also in Assault on Precinct 13 #Monsterdon #TimeWalker

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'You're addressing the president of an accredited University!'

It can be fatal, especially when we try to treat you

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"Every bone in his body was broken" - show, don't tell #monsterdon

I did imagine college would be like this. Everyone dressed up in turtlenecks and sport coats and slacks, being all stiffly intellectual, focused on serious academics, yet witty and sexy.

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oh my bad

atari _800_

_literally_

loooooool

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The power company runs on a TRS-80.

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does the dog pledge dot com

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thank you time mummy for turning the music off #monsterdon

Time Balls

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<Six Million Dollar Man noise>

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@ottaross Maybe he's traveling at 1 second per second? --dad (Shutup dad!) #monsterdon

She went with the giant in the tiny car, such is life...

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ah, to be young again...

as in, a few hours younger before i watched this movie

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Is this how everyone danced in the 80s?

That poor dog should not be in that frat party

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damn this song sucks #monsterdon

Wait, what the...

Maybe this alien IS evolved. It apparently travels on a Segway back in 1982.

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Oh god I WISH we were watching Coneheads

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lol @ the cops screaming at rats and running away like silly girls

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Yeah, I think a student dating a professor is an issue actually
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that's what happens when you drink too much mountain dew #monsterdon #timewalker1982

I think dating the Professor is probably the Universities' business frankly...

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